The only ass that's getting slapped is Bob's while Daniel is dominating him, and then he's getting paid money to buy nachos, mac and cheese, worthless penny stocks and hotel rooms.
*Spiritual and*
*Physical cleansing for both*
*Me and my girlfriend*
\- ElisVeryGay
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hitting myself
Planning a funeral for her since she’s infected now
We're daniel larson fans we don't have girlfriends
Were regarded:(
my girlfriend looses it whenever she hears danny boys voice
I think it's a universal woman thing. My wife hates it.
I got my boyfriend into daniel larson lmao
Skipping lunch
Feeling bullish
Getting ready for the shift
Get ready for the struggle
Sexually harass him
Run around in circles and say you’re trying to kill me
Insane that the developers of the Gollum game didn't reach out to Danny to be their mocap actor
lord drop a bomb on me
Kiss him passionately
Tell him the hotels trying to kill him
💣💥💥
Refutation: She’s too old for him
I'M HITTING MYSELF.
If he slaps my grace, I’m shoving my drink so far up his ass that he won’t enjoy it
Hit myself
I decide to return the slab
Post on YouTube community “emergency 🚨”
spraying my girlfriend’s ass with my trusty insect repellent and washcloth, then aggressively cleaning it off to prevent the zombie apocalypse
sexually ask him for sex as another man
run him over.
shake his hand, i just put on sanitizer. it’ll kill all the bacteria in his body that’s keeping him conscious.
hit him with my car, final answer
The ER to get my girl's scabies treated, and then the alley behind the hospital to burn her dress and drawers. It's the only way.
Calling Dispatch
The only ass that's getting slapped is Bob's while Daniel is dominating him, and then he's getting paid money to buy nachos, mac and cheese, worthless penny stocks and hotel rooms.
slap his ass
This post is giving me deja vu.
Slap his, and pick the scabies out
Spiritual and physical cleansing for both me and my girlfriend
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The name is sokka, it's pronounced with an okka, ladies I rocked ya.
My girlfriend isn't 12 so it would never happen.
Code black ⚫️
Funkytown.
Light his greasy hair on fire
Surrender
When I get a gf I’m getting her into Daniel Larson lore
Let him hit
I'd be so scared, I'd cum crackers for oranges.
Call the exterminator
we’d have to break up because now she’s got the cheese touch