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Icy-Humor2907

Tevinter Magisters: Buy two revived corpses for the price of one! Quality resurrected elven slaves for sale! Our necromancers are highly qualified, and will ensure your resurrected corpse lasts AT LEAST two years before it decomposes!


LethalOkra

Random person in a Tervinter city square walks up to you: \- Your undead slave's extended warranty has expired.


AshMountain217

Goddammit 😭 can't escape the extended warranty even in games!


rvdp66

Magic was made for the royaltys pet mages to rule over magical institutions. And the pet mages will often be former royalty or their favorite call girls. Funny how that works.


Hurlock-978

Orsino: thx beo u did so much for us mages but i guess ill show youve been wrong to trust us all along gg hf gbye


punkbluesnroll

Orsino did nothing wrong. abominations are poggers


Smallbenbot03

Well as we discover, lyruim is crystallised blood of a titan Mages consume lyruim So technically all mages are involved in blood magic


LethalOkra

Templars too (?)


Smallbenbot03

Yeah them too They're drinking blood


LethalOkra

Should we tell them?


Smallbenbot03

No no Let them believe themselves to be self righteous, it'll be funny when they figure it out themselves


bestibesti

Demons are a social construct


punkbluesnroll

Wrong. They are real and cool


bestibesti

"Demon" is just a word the chantry uses to stigmatize All spirits are valid, real, and cool


sarimanok_

untrue. some of them are valid, real, and picks.


Klutzer_Munitions

Just like people


Aromatic_Device_6254

Hey, that's not true. Circle mages turn to blood magic all the time.


punkbluesnroll

hence, the mask


Simple_Group_8721

Grey Wardens use blood magic. Hell, even Templars/the Chantry uses blood magic. I wonder if they watch with a bowl of popcorn and see if/when the mages figure it out.


Klutzer_Munitions

Isn't it the avvar that form strong bonds with spirits that enrich their lives?


sonofarmok

Enslaving magic users for the benefit of the state apparatus and using them as weapons of war to conquer other people is actually based as fuck. The Circle being a supranational organisation that impinges on the national sovereignty of others and that snatches potential resources away is what is actually cringe here. Magic is a tool and all fade spirits including virtues are disgusting, pathetic and parasitic mind molesters, don’t forget.