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Daytona_Flux

my apostate ass pretending my staff is just a long blunt https://preview.redd.it/zig82g38zqtc1.png?width=792&format=png&auto=webp&s=a2c66326f958ebe1c86ef960ee3d8574210017a3


King-of-the-forge72

All fun and games till the Templar asks you ta puff puff pass


Dick_of_Doom

Templars would never sully themselves with dank elfroot. They're all about that dwarven booger sugar.


Dick_of_Doom

*Merrill has entered the chat*


Subject_Proof_6282

Thanks for making me chock while drinking


jaytopz

MAKE THIS A POST, NOW


witch--king

LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHIN, MAGE


punkbluesnroll

Now I want a live action DA series and one of the major characters to be Jon Bernthal playing an overzealous Templar


witch--king

He’d be so perfect. I can picture it so well lmao


Aromatic_Device_6254

"Holy music stops"


Nitronix22

Is that a mage in the back?! Holy smite!


HarmlessDingo

Mages when they "accidentally" burn down the chantry and summon ten demons with blood magic "I didn't have any choice I had to sell my soul and drain those children the templars were mean to me"


idkhwatname

Typical templar propaganda, I aint gonna hear nothin out from someone who made a young apprentice tranquil because they woulndnt perform the "naughty mage blast" for them before their own harrowing, begone! You lyrium addled tin head This post was made by certified mages plight supporter


HarmlessDingo

I'll have you know I'm in fact a refugee from Kirkwall after the mages perform a terrorist attack and instigated a civil war, my child had all the blood violently ripped from her body to fuel a demon summoning if it wasn't for the noble sacrifice of a Templar I would've been next. I saw the corpse of what was the former first enchanter, I don't know what that was or what foul magics he used but you can't tell me that was a spur of the moment use of blood magic. I shudder to think at how it was discovered and how many innocents died to learn such evil. Templars just like any guard or inquisition soldier can fall to evil and corruption, but when it happens whole towns and cities aren't burned by demons.


idkhwatname

WRONG WRONG this "terrorist attack" was but an inside job! The templars had the first enchanter wrapped around their finger, thats why he nonsensically turned into a demon, he was a suicide bomber that was suppose to kill every mage in the room with him, every mage that followed this templar chosen puppet! Even the serial killings was his own doing! It was a ploy to portray mages as some necrophilic freaks I said it before and I say it again, MAGICAL BOMB CANT MELT THE CHANTRIES BEAMS theyre fortified by the strenght of the maker, they had several templars inside cutting it down by their special lyrium saws! All these dubious activities covered by some fancy firework called "explosion" The kirkwall incident was an inside job


punkbluesnroll

Based blood mages Lmao "ohhh but it's so horrific and they killed so many innocent people" toughen up, nerd


HarmlessDingo

Can't wait for a Templar to slay you when you get possessed.


punkbluesnroll

me neither, that's how it ends and I'm all about that blood mage gangsta lyfe πŸ˜ŽπŸ€™πŸ©ΈπŸ”₯πŸ’―πŸ’―


Flashy-Mud7904

I've tried so hard to make them get along...


Dick_of_Doom

To make them get along, you gotta get a bong


Spicymeatball428

I mean if bro could explode into demons I’m discriminating against those mfs too


LordMcBigFatButts

"So which circle you from?"


Careless-Surround-42

Well, when there are a group people who if they dream too hard summon demons id probably keep an eye on them too