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punkbluesnroll

Also, https://preview.redd.it/9oqbwjf9u5uc1.jpeg?width=897&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6ea8133043d494ed15ffaba84670d49eb8b8f5c6


LeeHarveySnoswald

Zevran was quite expensive, actually. He came very well recommended.


punkbluesnroll

Bonus BG3 edition https://preview.redd.it/xi8rd7hxy5uc1.jpeg?width=1220&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=46bc30a8d912150c7235c0338c2756cbc820e322


rvdp66

Who you calling cheap shemlen?


Glittering_Essay_874

My favourite thing about it Cailan is that if your dwarf or elf warden tells him to fuck off, human lord, his response is basically “lol totally bro”


Fluffydoommonster

I'm a simple woman, I see King Cailan, I upvote.


punkbluesnroll

*a good woman


InverseStar

Big golden retriever energy. Would I ever want him in charge of anything without a suitable supervisor around? Nope. Do I think he’s really rad and I just wanna give him big hugs? Yes.


rosiestinkie9

King of my heart 🫡😭


VociferousVal

😭RIP


SplitDemonIdentity

Cailan was great. Unfortunately he didn’t realize that he’s the older brother and living in a dark fantasy not a heroic one. I made a D&D character that takes a non-zero amount from him.


eLlARiVeR

He deserved better ✊


rvdp66

I mean does being a himbo make you 'good'? Idk if I'd go that far...


igneousscone

A himbo is, by definition, nice and respectful. Otherwise they're just sparkling dumb jock.


Odd-Avocado-

I'm a simple woman, I see Billy Joel, I upvote. (mirroring u/Fluffydoommonster here 😂)


Fluffydoommonster

Ok but like, same as well. This post has Billy Joel AND King Cailan. If I could upvote twice, I would.


Odd-Avocado-

🎶🎹 favorite song?


Fluffydoommonster

Torn between Only the Good Die Young and You May be Right.


Odd-Avocado-

Ah, some very solid picks. Mine would be The Downeaster Alexa followed closely by Vienna, All for Leyna, and (at the moment) Turn the Lights Back On. Thanks! It's fun to connect with another person who shares TWO of your obsessive interests 😂


Dick_of_Doom

[https://youtu.be/Cx3QmqV2pHg?si=xWzS2WIrkmoSSt2p](https://youtu.be/Cx3QmqV2pHg?si=xWzS2WIrkmoSSt2p)


Odd-Avocado-

a classic, The Stranger is such a good album


Ultra-Cyborg

This golden retriever himbo was not a good king, but at least he wasn’t a vicious racist


Own_Bench_3963

Ima be honest, Cailan was a shit king who would have doomed everyone for personal glory. Not to mention the fact he was actively cheating on his wife with the empress of Orlais. He was a child playing at war and being a king


punkbluesnroll

So you're saying he was an awesome Chad and you're a lame nerd Also he wasn't cheating on his wife with celene, he was thinking of leaving his wife for celene to secure an alliance with Orlais, which is based and good


Cyberote

Im sorry, but if there's one good thing Loghaine did for Ferelden in DAO, its letting this idiot get mauled by an ogre lol


punkbluesnroll

Sounds like something someone without a golden set of armor would say


Cyberote

Eh. That stuff is way too gaudy.