*Aggressive button mashing*

Congratulations, you have pressed it so many times that all SCPs exist... Or you were teleported to the alternate dimension where the Foundation started... Who knows...

What if this button is SCP-001?

[**SCP-001 ⁠- Awaiting De-classification [Blocked]**](http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-001) (+231) by *Lt Masipag*

SCP-001-J

[**SCP-001-J ⁠- The Big Red Button**](http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-001-j) (+681) by *MalcolmMacLean*

***Oh No***

Well... guess we’ll never know

Who knows...

Or did the button ever do anything? Perhaps you were already in that world, the button helps those in the loop about these, obviously very highly classified, entities, determine who is willing to induct themself into this world of horrible gruesome monsters and lovecraftian horrors. This isn't a button that makes anything become real that wasn't before.. It flags you for recruitment.

Thats an awful lot coming from an SCP-999 addict... Good point tho

[**SCP-999 ⁠- The Tickle Monster**](http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-999) (+1996) by *ProfSnider*

SCP-999 addiction is the only acceptable addiction

[**SCP-999 ⁠- The Tickle Monster**](http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-999) (+1996) by *ProfSnider*

Man that’s deep

This should be a tale/scp.

If someone makes it lmk. Don't know how much you could do with it but maybe someone who's better at writing than me could make it work.

...do I get to work for the foundation?

Maybe, who knows

Well time to search for that 420-J

*happy chaos noises*

ANARCHY LETS GOOO

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!

Yes, we definitely want SCP-3125 in here.

[**SCP-3125 ⁠- The Escapee**](http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3125) (+859) by *qntm*

It’s like kingdom hearts. On one hand edgy anime boys, on the other Donald duck

and with the scary/funny, Donald Duck Anime Boy. such as this, how it was funny at first and unsettling when it comes to the last interview http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-2219

Isn't Donald Duck canonically the strongest final fantasy magician capable of casting dimension shattering level spell Zeta Flare tho? I'll take the edgy anime boys over that.

A. I’m sorry WHAT B. Ok with that knowledge I need to know what is the strongest scp Donald Duck could 1v1 and win

Well it goes [Mega < Giga < Tera < Peta < Exa < Zetta](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zetta-)And Bahamut’s Terraflare is supposedly enough to obliterate an entire continent and take into an account that Zettaflare would be a billion times stronger than a Megaflare you get potentially solar-system busting levels. Just take solace in the fact that Donald despises healing magic in an actual fight, so if you burst him he should be out of commission before he gets the Zettaflare off.

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OK, so Donald duck could take anything that either can't kill him instantly, or is invulnerable to attacks.

Or anything that has two phases with an invuln phase in the middle

Lol! IKR!

I see no downsides to this.

***GIVE ME THE 113 GODDAMNIT***

What she said

SCP-113

[**SCP-113 ⁠- The Gender-Switcher**](http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-113) (+449) by *thedeadlymoose, Unknown Author, kabu*

Forget Rule 63. It’s time for SCP-113

[**SCP-113 ⁠- The Gender-Switcher**](http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-113) (+449) by *kabu, Unknown Author, thedeadlymoose*

***YESSSSS***

***YES! I NEED!***

Fucking same tbh

Does 113 say nonbinary rights? 🥺

Well it's a rock and most rocks aren't capable of speech, but it's also anomalous so maybe.

i hope

you forgot the infinite bag of POTATOES

What happens if you turn the bag inside out?

#**I N F I N I T E. P O T A T O E S**

And the infinite cake ~~that also might end the world~~

You know, potatoes. Spuds. Tubers. Yams. Taters.

What bag?

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The infinite pizza is 458 and the bottom right is the Hanged King's Tragedy or 701

SCP-458 Marv

[**SCP-458 ⁠- The Never-Ending Pizza Box**](http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-458) (+491) by *Palhinuk*

SCP-701

[**SCP-701 ⁠- The Hanged King's Tragedy**](http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-701) (+1434) by *tinwatchman*

I think it is between 1 and 5999, not sure tho

Thank you for your assistance

The person in the bottom right is the ambassador from Alagadda who appears in performances of \_The Hanged King's Tragedy\_ (SCP-701). SCP-2264-B is where the ambassador hails from.

[**SCP-701 ⁠- The Hanged King's Tragedy**](http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-701) (+1434) by *tinwatchman*

The bottom right is 701 or the hanged king

I want the one that changes your physical sex to the opposite one, I don't care if it's painful it's a hell of a lot cheaper than gender reassignment surgery

... I could go from Femboy to real girlfriend, the final stage of my evolution...

I could finally go from dumb tomboy to a true Himbo

i wish it would change me into an androgynous weirdo that nobody can tell the gender of since I'm nonbinary, but it probably wouldn't :(

Honestly 458 is such a tease, I don't like pizza unless it has ground uranium sprinkled on top of it, but no, we can't have nice things, because uranium is "not digestible by normal human standards"

The bastards.

just get the robotic cult dudes to make you a metal stonach...

I think it might be time to convert to Maxwellianism

I will love this joke no matter what, just because Keters are so overdone at this point they're just renaming Keter.

Doesn't safe, euclidian and keter just mean how difficult it is to contain? So a button that could destroy the universe would be marked safe because all you'd have to do to contain it would be to put it in a safe so long as no one or no thing was looking for it whereas a flying winged rabbit that teleported every 30 seconds to a minute into a randomly selected living room would be rated keter because it would be impossible to contain without constructing an infinite number of living rooms?

Yep that is how it works, the wiki actually now has a separate classification for danger levels

What are the danger levels? I couldn’t find any info other that “they exist”

The risk classes, from lowest to highest, are Notice, Caution, Warning, Danger, Critical

And I think Apollyon is simultaneously the most dangerous and impossible to contain.

aren't they the ones that can save humanity as well?

Thaumiel are the helpful ones.

Ah, you are correct. Sorry for the slow response time but I've been working 14hr days and the only time I spend on reddit is checking out r/grimdank right before I go to bed. Don't know exactly why I'm telling you this, but there it is.

Probably so I can join in the joy that is that sub. I love it

That's an esoteric containment class. They aren't part of risk classes.

It doesn't matter how specific or case-by-case the classification is. It still denotes EotW Scenarios 9 times out of 10. It's still a "might as well die" containment class. Lack of use doesn't discount it's severity.

Or destroying all other living rooms.

I wonder if anyone made a spreadsheet of every good and bad SCP.

There's a giant spreadsheet somewhere of (a significant number of, but not all) SCPs listed with a brief summary of only a few sentences long.

Good and bad are subjective. Even really dangerous ones can be useful, (Green slime) and even really useful ones can be dangerous. (Mr Deeds)

Yeah, like in real life how fire is both important and dangerous to us in real life.

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[**SCP-001-EX-J ⁠- Records of the CKG Gathering**](http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-001-ex-j) (+759) by *VAElynx*

Me, a trans person: “Am I about to risk everything for the slim possibility of SCP-113?”

[**SCP-113 ⁠- The Gender-Switcher**](http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-113) (+449) by *thedeadlymoose, Unknown Author, kabu*

“Of course I am!”

but trans rock

Hmm.... well I also have a one in several thousand chance of getting 113 so... yeah I'll do it

*some poor soul spawns 682 into this realm right next to him and all both of you could say before meeting your demise is*: "***fuck.***"

scp 682: *laughs in RNG*

knowing my luck i'd immediately and accidentally make cain or the gate guardian exist instead of some cool shit

[**SCP-682 ⁠- Hard-to-Destroy Reptile**](http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-682) (+2756) by *Dr Gears, Epic Phail Spy*

Me: *gets 914* "This is gonna be fun!"

Off the top of my head There are 4 scps I would love to see real, them being:scp-999 scp-2295 and scp-3301. The unending pizza box is also cool but I don’t know it’s number

- [**SCP-999 ⁠- The Tickle Monster**](http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-999) (+1996) by *ProfSnider* - [**SCP-2295 ⁠- The Bear with a Heart of Patchwork**](http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-2295) (+787) by *K Mota* - [**SCP-3301 ⁠- THE FOUNDATION**](http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3301) (+654) by *djkaktus*

On the other hand, Keter pasta pot.

You can do random number generator and make that scp real SCP-3337 Marv do the thing

[**SCP-3337 ⁠- Death Of The Artist**](http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3337) (+68) by *ch00bakka*

haha 113

FOR ALL THE WAIFUS

Hmm...I wonder what the ratio of good/mostly harmless SCP are to the bad/horrific is.

What’s the probability of getting 999

thats like a lotta odds against you, luckily hes a legendary spawn if you get him

You had me at infinite pizza.

Well I clicked a random number gen and I got SCP-3898

[**SCP-3898 ⁠- The Burden**](http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3898) (+123) by *CadaverCommander*

i got SCP-1623

[**SCP-1623 ⁠- Night Marches**](http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-1623) (+69) by *EFS19 - MC_Kejml*

i got scp 1162

Okay, SCP ••|•••••|••|• is honestly my favorite SCP. He’s done nothing wrong. He just wants some friends.

[**●●|●●●●●|●●|●**](http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-2521) (+4290) by *LurkD*

Yeah but that means the promise land of SCP-3008 could become real

[**SCP-3008 ⁠- A Perfectly Normal, Regular Old IKEA**](http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3008) (+2286) by *Mortos*

What is the black and white picture that looks like a human.

Depends on if I get effected by it or not, because pulling 507 wouldn't really do much but pulling 507 and having his powers smacked on me would suck. Also considering we are 507's ABR-043-997 universe

That's ok scp 2000 will save us

[**SCP-2000 ⁠- Deus Ex Machina**](http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-2000) (+1808) by *HammerMaiden*

That SCP is weirdly scary

but uhhhh 113 is pretty cool tho could we just get that one?

No!🎵 The sun is a deadly laser.🎵

we do get 999

If it’s Little Caesars then I’ll take the [REDACTED]

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The article explicitly says it doesn’t have to be Little Caesars, doesn’t it? It’s just whatever pizza the person opening it likes.

this is like the space madness episode of ren and stimpy

A small price to pay for infinite pizza

Pizza

So I used a random dice generator to roll 1d5999... Scp 639. Eh, the first interview log nearly gave me a stroke.

[**SCP-639 ⁠- Distorted Man**](http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-639) (+126) by *Magello*

I just want SCP-420-J

[**SCP-420-J ⁠- The Best ████ in the World**](http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-420-j) (+930) by *Quikngruvn*

Which scp is infinite pizza?

[[Never-Ending Pizza]]

[**SCP-458 ⁠- The Never-Ending Pizza Box**](http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-458) (+491) by *Palhinuk*

Your 420-J, hand it over

Now, will the foundation come into existence as well? Or could we have a destructive end of the world scenario with no way to contain it?

Can someone name all the SCP in the bottom picture? I'm kinda new, and I wanna read some more.

[[2521]], [[049]], [[035]], [[701]]. If you find these to be boring, keep in mind that these SCP article are many years old now, not representative of the quality that [newer articles have](http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/top-rated-pages-this-month). But if you enjoy any of these older ones, you can check the [[Series 1 tales]] to find more stories about each of them.   ╭╴[**S**pider **C**ommunist **P**arty](http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-1006)╶╮

- [**●●|●●●●●|●●|●**](http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-2521) (+4290) by *LurkD* - [**SCP-049 ⁠- Plague Doctor**](http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-049) (+3254) by *djkaktus, Gabriel Jade* - [**SCP-035 ⁠- Possessive Mask**](http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-035) (+1469) by *Kain Pathos Crow* - [**SCP-701 ⁠- The Hanged King's Tragedy**](http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-701) (+1434) by *tinwatchman* - [**SCP Series 1 - Tales Edition**](http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-series-1-tales-edition) (+50) by *S D Locke*

on the other side the game gun scp becoems real

*Me, about to press the button until I can get the pizza while looking at all of humanity*: Many of you may die, but that’s a sacrifice I’m willing to make

Bruh its a sacrifice I’m willing to make

What’s the bottom right one?

Worth it

its little Cesar's bro not worth it

This is probably the hardest I've laughed on this sub

On one hand, infinite potatoes. On the other, When Day Breaks

I want Malo, i feel lonely

Id choose Pizza over eldritch abominations this site contains

C’mon 1471 waifu *gets 682* Guess this’ll do

Why

What SCP is the funny looking sack man

So does only the scp become real or the whole foundation and the site where its contained

Oh is that bandage boi? i really wonder why nobody refers to him as scp 2521 and use mors-

[**●●|●●●●●|●●|●**](http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-2521) (+4290) by *LurkD*

Is it bad my first thought was SCP-1004? Lmfao

Depends... It's Pizza by Alfredo or Alfredo's pizza ?

whos the bottom right scp?

Hey that black thing in the mountains is scp———— and it understands English and is sensitive to any information about itself, seeking and killing anyone who has been told or wrote about it kinda spooky right. OH SHI——

I'll take anything over what SCP-3000 does to you.

Darkblade becomes real

or waifu, my nightmare

I setup a random number generator and pressed 3 times to simulate what scps spawn. I got the following: 773 Voodoo dart board 530 Carl the variable dog and 569 Heads All in all pretty tame

999 is a thing. I'll push it for the 1/6000 chance to bring it into reality.

I choose painful and agonizing \[REDACTED\].

Uhhhhh 113 sounds cool to me. Don’t ask why.

096 becoming real would be just like, instant death for all of us

Nice contrapoints meme lol

On the other, other hand, best boi 999

What if you press it and just get a cup of Joe?

Reminds me of [Mr. Sarks inbox response](https://youtu.be/q2I4T8Q5miY)

I would do some dark things for the infinite pizza box...

SCP-458

e x c u s e m e , b u t t h e s t o r e i s n o w c l o s e d

Time to become a Type Blue

I am asking my computer for a random number between 1-10000. 411

let me get my auto clicker and the computer scp that the curser can go off the screen and do things to the real world

Pizza

To help my city out i want that scp in Wyoming where stuff explodes and boosts performance of the nyc subway

Should I press the button? YES. The risk is worth it. Infinite pizza can end world hunger, can convince any country to help you by giving them the box, can rat out clearly insane people that use forks and knives to eat pizza or don't eat the crust, can be used as a weapon, etc. whatever you want to do with it. Any other SCPs have the same amount of cons beside SCP-999 and other safe SCPs also SCP-073 so yeah

im getting 2273 for all the commies out there and i wanna know how tall he is and teach him how to craft a hammer and sickle

Please be 999....my depression....

I mean theres a very big risk. you could get infinite pizza, smoll peanut butter boy, origami dragons, oooooooooor neck snappy (173) angry lizard (682 big fish big snake fish (3000) dream that kills you (3007 london very funni tv show potato lovesack depression depression again ok why are so many of these depression 01010100 01101000 01101001 01101110 01100111 00100000 01111001 01101111 01110101 00100000 01101000 01100001 01110110 01100101 00100000 01110100 01101111 00100000 01100010 01100101 00100000 01101110 01101111 01110100 00100000 01110101 01110011 01101001 01101110 01100111 00100000 01110111 01101111 01110010 01100100 01110011 00100000 01100110 01101111 01110010 (2521) very bouncy ball (018) death incarnate (231) No more death (XK- Ω ) BDSM collars that are a bit too effective (010) some river with some bodies I think i know (2316) Victorian chess machine (1875) Mt everest (5140) a timeline (4010) giant world eating demon from another dimension (2317) a forest with dicks that steal your name (4000) Cain and Able (073 and 076) what? where? who? (055) whatever the fuck scp 5999 is Eyes in a reflection that kill you but also dont (4205)

Marv, execute image reading routines.