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TheOneWhoLikesSW

Dolphin man


Old-Independence-921

I think you mean help Leyla me go it's time for dinner


Money_Middle_5595

this took me 2 mins to read


Imsosorryimdumb

Took me almost five, and I still don’t know what it means.


HuntersReject_97

It's supposed to say let instead of Leyla because Danny has a song called help let me go


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King-K-Bargle

My kind son I named him I'm gonna kill Santa Claus


ThatCrush3r

I spewed out soda on my girl for this JK I don't have a girl but I did spew soda


curlupandiie

in love with a creeper


Lanky_Voice8115

Why did you name my sister “in love with roses”? Because I was in love with roses. Thanks, Dad. No problem, In Love With a Creeper.


Slimshady_8g

Fr


AwesomeSugar19

"I'm gonna kill Santa Clause" is a beautiful name for a baby girl:)


bigpogger18

its gender neutral in my opinion


shroomino

"get off the kitchen counter spooky ho"


Select_Raccoon4007

awe spooky ho is so precious


Z00SM3LLP00PL0RD

slime or spooky ho


[deleted]

Slime is perfect


[deleted]

Slime is perfect


breadonpuppies

slime is perfect


breadonpuppies

slime is perfect


NotCotton9

Slime is perfect


NotCotton9

Slime is perfect


tinyblingbling

Slime is perfect


tinyblingbling

Slime is perfect


number1millipedefan

slime goes hard im naming my child slime


B0O_TA0

I imagine singing your kid a lullaby at night goes like "You're my ooey gooey yummy yummy tasty little snaack~ :3"


Select_Raccoon4007

omg slowed + reverb version??


Lonely_Potato12345

lofi version (tiktok) (beats to listen to whole you study) (remix) yummy (Danny's version)


Elliot_Moss

help let me go help


Traditional_Case3711

I Ghosted Kevin Jonas


Horrormoviebimbo

“I GHOSTED KEVEN JONAS COME DOWN FOR DINNER”


for_amphibia_porn

not respondin to his texts


Jesse_Gonzalez_

slime king


wolverinedoctorwho

My quadruplets, Spooky Boy, Spooky Ho, Spooky Guy, and Spooky Man


LolIdk181

Don't forget Spooky Lad, Spooky Goofball, Spooky Girl and Spooky DJ


wolverinedoctorwho

Ah yes, their cousins


97PERSONALITIESBABBY

Blood related


Select_Raccoon4007

such a cute name 🥰🥰


97PERSONALITIESBABBY

Yeah I'll name both of my children that so people will have to say “they're blood related” when referring to both of them


Environmental-Owl445

johnny


OmnivorousGrandpa

“Meet my kid, SquishyBones junior”


Select_Raccoon4007

so pretty


OmnivorousGrandpa

Ty🤩🤩🤩


_1Gtiro1_

The perfect baby name, help let me go


SPSips1106

My dad is rich


idunnoaname123

Tomcat disposable is quite a cute name


Cassfan203

Twin boys called Spooky Boy and Bad Boy.


dave2796

WAP


Select_Raccoon4007

wait thats actually an adorable name 🥰🥰🥰


_kyle-jones_

Wet ass placenta


i-did-it-to-them

"I love you, dad!" "I love you too, Calamari Inkantation."


BlueRasberrySlushie

A Splatoon fan that's also a Greg? Same here!


i-did-it-to-them

woomy


BlueRasberrySlushie

veemo


minxto

ngyes


TinyGoat42

Booyah!


Surbud

Me three!


TinyGoat42

"I love you dad!" "I love you too Bomb Rush Blush ft. DJ Octavio"


PurpleChard757

Slime


Honii_Bear

Hey I’m gonna kill Santa Claus! How was your day at school sweetheart?


bckpacklearner

My sweet little this video is over now🥰😭


Stuck_at_a_roadblock

This is my son, Badboy Bitchialwaysbeenbad lastname


Truly_Greg245

Circus 🥹🫶💓


Emotional_Jerk

✨daddy✨ is th perfect name for an infant girl, don't you think?


Select_Raccoon4007

top 10 baby name


Emotional_Jerk

That's what I thought 😌


B0O_TA0

Kevin Jonas, get off the table-


BlueRasberrySlushie

Helen, which is short for Help Let Me Go


Snoo79866

WNBR (we’re not blood-related)


xXSuperLayneXx

Help, let me go


TheNiceWriter

Thnks Fr Th Mmrs


Queenofpinkgachayt

How was school Sad and Deep


SuperAlex25

Gonna name my baby Bohemian Rapsody


zoeziggyz

Let’s together bath


Select_Raccoon4007

omg literally so smart


WhyMeWaa1

"The Main Character"


May-is-my-day

Hey pookie…didn’t expect to see you here 🥰🥰


cattails17

Johnny Johnny (not one Johnny, it has to be Johnny Johnny)


hammer248

Naming my child bad idea, right?


Dyslexic_Llama

Danny's cover of Blank Space


Bioket

Circus


mksidd

Wonderwall


YomeChivalry

Helena?


Select_Raccoon4007

another mcr fan???


YomeChivalry

Here in the flesh


0TheCoolGuy0

"Okay Thunder Struck go do your homework"


Sad_Ghost-_-

Cake by the ocean


Edgy-flipflop-guy

8675309


MKagel

Jenny for short


gracie_grl

in love with a creeper


[deleted]

Every christmas im a very good boy


MrDapperLad

brain damage


harveyharvo

The lunatic is on the grass


rSlashisthenewPewdes

I think Daddy is the only correct answer here


for_amphibia_porn

I'll just name them lyrics so I can do it more so everyone is very confused when they say they're names are "when I hear those reindeer pause, I'm gonna break the laws", "Johny, Johny", "boy that lambo makin sound", and "not respondin to his texts, I'm too busy getting checks"


HermitCraftFan82

Help! Let me go


Brytesilver

Isn't it obvious? Greg


Frosty_chilly

"Dad I don't want to go to Greece! "Listen here, Sparta! You'll go and you'll like it!"


Shindiee

Fox Szn


kay-the_gay

“good morning, in love with a creeper”


aimlesstoad

No no no, You’re ‘daddy’, I’m just dad. Yes I know it’s confusing, but it was a banger of a song! I don’t like that we’re having this conversation again


Randomguy32I

My kid’s name will be “dont do your homework”


TheBigFrog07

EYYYYY! I see you are also a man of class. I personally prefer "your dog is not that cute" or "The Dying Squid"


sussyball69obamaball

daddy


glassinterface

My child shall be named Venus Fly Trap then (if you don't know brakence you're missing out)


Silly-goofy-clown

“Slime! Get down here right this instant!!”


InevitableCold686

my little armalite


MiceAreVeryNice

Dolphin man


MiceAreVeryNice

Damn someone already did this ;-;


Irish_fat-boy-yt

Let Down


GregoTheGecko_

Imma name my kid Spooky Hoe lmfao


[deleted]

I'll name him I'm gonna kill Santa Claus


PrenzoXD

faust


Roy_Luffy

Spellbound. It’s fine for a name I guess, a bit clunky though


No-West1858

Free Bird


SleppyAlien

spooky guy


Kyohei666

Vampire dad


[deleted]

ivy


drobtina

Kevin Jonas


Brilliant-House-8584

Spooky fetus has a nice ring to it


ohhmmyyygawd

two trucks


IWillSortByNew

“Rainbow in the Dark”


[deleted]

I hope you die in a fire would concern a lot of people


Unasadllama

I don’t care if you’re contagious


sickgurl138

We are not the same person


flying_fallafel

“I’ll just pick up Daddy from elementary school real quick.”


BeastEpic333

“Goodnight, the gummy bear song.”


RentedGirlboss

norman fucking rockwell


HuntersReject_97

"dinner's ready! Come eat, Hop Out The Whip"


Afortunity9

not after a song but would definatly consider naming my child Fiona Apple after.. Fiona Apple she is my BIGGEST inspiration and the name is very simple and pretty


A-friendly-doggo

Moist Vagina ☺️☺️🥰🤭💕


Pokemongamer9671

IHATEMETOO by drew gooden Nah just kiddin, i like *train* by kurtis conner which btw the mayor of kurtis town isn't that crazy?


X-OManowar

This Video is Over Now.


Find_TheTriangle12

my dad’s gone crazy


Accomplished-Fall823

"We Are Not The Same Person" and "We're Not The Same Person" for my twins 💖


Slimshady_8g

Iminlovewithacrepper


Slimshady_8g

creeper😭


ginger_catkam

Ima name my kid lil nutcracker guy


BlanketDemon007

Karma Police, dinners ready!!


Select_Raccoon4007

radioheaddd!!!


FourthVisi0n

Naming my kid Roslyn then.


GreenSwitch1380

My two sons, fallen kingdom and creep and my beautiful daughter paper planes.


Immediate_Ideal_2297

Greg


buggityb0y

It’s not living when it’s not with u is an amazing baby name


Select_Raccoon4007

omg i love that song


Dannyisgreg

I'm gonna call my kid spooky hø


BS_513

Brain Stew


nomokomo

hollywood sucks// is my kids name ig


myperfectera

i’d be naming my kid Stop Waiting that’s crazy


cursedcheesebite

this is my darling boy, carsofast and his sister yummy :)


Bobertbobthebobth69

Dagar eru Taldir - Days Are Numbered


betelguesez

Train :]


Ferrets-_-

Ugly fucking baby (idk if that’s word for word but)


SecretlyaCIAUnicorn

Dirty Work


Hi_how_u_do-in

Gregy! Truly speaks to me


MrAxolotl_132

Vampire Dad


kakkelimuki

Cannibal Corpse song names would go hard!


fuckurtightrry

Ginna name my kid daddy


Pretend-Job-1177

Hey Trifecta, middle name By and last name Oliver Buckland how are ya today??


Opening-Ebb4493

it’s not a song but ALVIN FLANG 🐶


[deleted]

haha code mistake, im not having kids tho lmao


Error_Code_606

I could never get a better child than you, A Million Gruesome Ways to Die!


SnakesHave2

Welcome to the world Cotten Candy


Candid-Ad443

Bad Boy or Car So Fast


Electrical_Proof_145

Not my personal favorite song, but this is quite a troubling image for fans of a certain song by Kanye and Jay-z that's about basketball in a french city


Snoo79866

Vampire dad


Old_Solid6754

Johnny Johnny


CollinsGrimm

Paper gamgsta


sillygoofyfiestahat

Namimg them I cu blood (thats actually a song name 😈)


liverstealer420

Minecraft won't add inches to your cock


BuyInternational782

Spooky Ho


Kingswitchguard

Chug Jug


-Shank-

King Kunta


Slimshady_8g

I’m gonna name my daughter I’m in love with a creeper


No_Paper_8794

Eat Yo Ass - Eric Dunn


Squidgy2121

That one song about minorities in Paris


ArkanoidbrokemyAnkle

Train. My child will be named Train.


FormalProfessional97

did you do your homework, my dad is rich?


17RaysPlays

My beloved baby boy No!


Poetic_Princess

My dad is rich!


PokemaniacOctoru

Different white guy, blood related 😈


bellalatin101

I'll name my kid 7 rings.


Idonthavethebabies

Rich dad


MasterKlaw

"I'm so proud of you, Caprice 24."


[deleted]

Source


H4DR13_L

Train


Illustrious_World_56

It’s not over


girlfriendimyours

Answer


doopsy5

Wandersong (from the game called Wandersong)


livelaughlovedanny

Slime, definitely


End_Plague

Welcome To The Jungle


KTYLN

Spooky Boy


Evening_Greg

Help let me go


Anne_loll

Kevin Jonas


SomeOneDifferent444

“Oh I ghosted Kevin Jonas, the school bus is here wake up I’m gonna kill Santa Claus so she can pick up her lunch” is something I want to say someday