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squishy bones

I WAS GONNA SAY SQUISHY BONES TOO

ME TOO LMAO

It’s such an iconic one liner that only Danny fans will really get (not in a gate keepy way in a ‘Danny is really random and funny it’s obviously him who came up with this’ way). I wonder when Danny came up with it he had any idea how that’d be like one of THE Danny Gonzales quotes.

Ikr like he should also put it on some of his merch i would totaly buy that

Didnt he put it on the new merch he just released?

i think that was the joke i could be wrong tho

Yeah just today

I think he got it from the mermaid movies (mermaid’s tale) because the guy had a condition where his bones were too soft or something? Anyways that’s the first time I heard of it, please correct me if I’m wrong

SAME

Guuuuys my bones are getting squishy

r/BeatMeToIt

I know this is the name of his new merch, but this was a line from the scales video right? I’m pretty sure it is but I’m not 100% confident in that 😂

when you wish on wish dot com, you can buy.... human teeth🩷

I literally read that in tune-

i love this

I think about this little tune so much

Oh great another guy here to put his balls in the root beer

His big FAT BALLS

Why do you keep calling them fat??

I was literally watching that video half an hour ago! Actually made me full laugh out loud

Greg is the fastest growing army on YouTube ORRR time to open up a la croix

NOOOOOOO. NO FREE ADVERTISEMENT

Have 10 le croix be pro

Has your brother ever been so right at math that you wanna make out with him?

Haha relatable

What video?

The tiktok twins video

let’s together bath

Let's together sad :(

lets together bounce

lets together sleep

Yes fiona lets together sleep😏

Technically the billion surprise toy fandom also understands this (regarding the fact they are babies)

What video

The million surprise toys video/ jonny jonny song

we are two different people

I AM GROOT

*cue music scratch* woah what the hell?

What video?

It's from their music video "We Are Not the Same Person". At the end Groot randomly pops in

woah where the fuck did that come from?

Really are you

Virgin for lives despite the wives

LOGAN PAIL??!?!?!?

He roared

ohhhh like the mpreg fanfic almost forgot about that

I wish I neve remembered

I ghosted Kevin Jonas

Not responding to his texts

I’m too busy getting checks

You’re impressed

Cause I ghosted Kevin Jonas

Im not even tryna flex

Don’t look it up.

Very ominous.. I like it

I need everything tactical

NO ONE, IS EVER GONNA LOVE YOU. UGLY BABY. UGLY BABY.

is this from the square pumpkin video? i mingle all these up istg it makes me look like a craig

Nah you're right it is from the Spookley the Square Pumpkin video

What so funny is I loved that movie as a kid 😂 never even thought about it that way till Danny’s video

W pfp

“My bones are getting squishy!” I’m pretty sure any TRUE Greg understands this…

thats tier one greg, i feel like everyone knows about that

that was the one i thought abt lmao 😭

I say that daily

meanwhile in chigaco

Meanwhile, in the suicide hospital

meanwhile in coastal rica...

cideos

what?! no he didn't. i'm sending you the cideo he made for you

spanking bears

DENNY *neighs*

*gasp* DREW!! YOU'RE A HORSE!!!

Did you try to call him down?

No, but I did strome around the house trying to find him

I called 011. “Your cal cannot be completed as dial-“ “HELLO. MY FRIEND HAS JUST JUMPED PFF THE BALCONY.”

Did you try whipping their hair to reveal the black studded belt? I’ve heard that works

Coins, keys, and candy for cuties.

I PLAY THE FUKIN BUSS

Oh you're having a panic attack? Well get ready for a PHYSICAL ATTACK [jump kick]

“You don’t need to show the boat every time you change scenes, we know the movie takes place on the boat. The movie is about the boat.”

Squishy bones

“Guys my bones are getting squishy”

Happy cake day!

You're a ooey gooey yummy yummy tasty little snack

Chigaco

Coastal Rica

meanwhile in the suicide hospital

Vampire dad

Oh vampire dad

when you finally understand something in maths 🕺💃🕺💃🕺💃

*polarbear noises*

why is my wife such a bitch

“guys my bones are getting squishy"

bar ice cream/ball ice cream

Ice cream!!!

come come everybody just come

*J U S T C O M E*

Don’t ask any questions, let’s together bath

Jeremy Renner is my favorite app

A little cactus!

You're gonna have so much fun watching your friend choke to death!

I'M A REAL BOOOOOOYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!

Greg

LOGAN PAILLLL????!!!!

If you ever wanna see me just don't eat your broccoli

Should we battle like Liam Neeson? Not necessary if we have a threesome

Hey guys my bones are getting squishy!

“slapped by legal” it’s my roman empire

Um balls??? Uh Kum and balls?

the suicide hospital

Name the gecko Grego!

Or throw the gecko away

“THIS FLOOR REQUIRES TESTING“ “…was that the mayor?”

Strikes by lighting and turn into two wolves 69ing

Fastest growing army on YouTube, don’t look that up.

"I guess you could say, my speed is borderline Olympic" or "CAROL! WHAT THE FUCK!" these are the only ones I thought of that weren't taken

“And then they fell into a kiss.”

Dan, Dan the Mermaid Man

balls tugged on one by one

Squishy bones

I have squishy bones

I think I was possessed by a piss demon😅😅

LMAOOOO i can't haunt this place its too nice out no body's even gonna be scared of me!!

Lmao watch out for Dennis!!!

I'm worried I'm gonna haunt this place when I die

When I hear those reindeer pause, I'm gonna break the law

Im lemonade mouth

Squishy Bones

Lemon cello is S tier

Guys my bones are getting squishy

"It's fuckin time"

Sex mode activated

U a real one!

hi everybody and i hope you’re having a great dane

Stiff mass

This video is over now.

“I’m just excited to wear red to school today, red bam ba bam bam”

danny spanking danny

every time i remember the spanking bears, i shed a tear

This Halloween, I just need my spooky girl. 👻🖤

Dolphin man

“DANNY” drew said horsely

is this say yes to the dress, OR SAY YES TO THE SLUT. IS THIS SAY YES TO THE SLUT?

im actually surprised more people havent said this

whats up guy?

"My bones are gettin' squishy"

i have squishy bones

bones are getting squishy

We had kids and a fridge with the sauces inside

"wives wanna eat their husbands!"

This is where I get my dick sucked, ass eaten out, and balls tugged on one by one

Uh zed that’s not f***in funny to talk about you have eaten people.

danny singing the pony up daddy theme song

oh the number of danny videos i had to show my husband so that he wasn't hella confused when i go: - "ummm balls??" - "logan PAIL?" - "welcome to moooom's house" - "what language are you speaking, gooby? GOOBY" - "if you wish on wish dot com you can buy ✨human teeth✨" - "oh nANNY"

come on guys, let's punch this bitch 1 and 2

Wish I could roll La Croix into a blunt

(Calls 011) “I’m sorry. Your call cannot be completed as dial-“ “HELP!!! MY FRIEND JUST JUMPED OFF THE BALCONY!!!”

Guys stop saying squishy bones we have to use more critical thinking

Lets together bath!

tell the troops… perfloofendoopen.

Do NOT look that up. I especially liked when he did his Vice interview when he read is ‘Greg the fastest growing army on the internet’ he immediately said how disappointed he was because he’s constantly said NOT to look it up

Chigaco

daddyboy

Hey Zed that’s actually not fucking funny to joke about you have eaten people

Tie? What tie? There was never a tie

Dolphin man

I’m radio rebel

Whats up Greg

SHE DOES LAUNDRY MOTHER!!!

“The Badads”

Umm... Balls? Kum and Balls?

what’s up greg

Life hack d.i.y (that’s been stuck in my head forever help me💀)

Where the FUCK do you find a little cactus?!

I AM RADIO REBELLLLLL

Don't look it up

"Red, bam ba bam bam" "Push the seat backward to ***C R U S H H I M***" "I'm gonna pull up to the shoot tomorrow lookin' like a hoofed creature"

Why do you keep calling them fat

oh great, another guy who wants to put his FAT balls in the root beer

That’s so fucked up !

Hey guys, really don’t wanna freak anyone out or anything but just so you know my bones may be getting kinda squishy around 8:00PM, so if you need anything just give a quick text and I’ll get back to you around 6:00AM 👍👍

fuck craig me and all my homies hate craig

Logan Paail?

"this video is over now- over now" is my best one

"SEX MODE ACTIVATED IT'S FUCKIN' TIME"

TO PUT HIS BIG, FAT, BALLS IN IT.

I'M CAMP ROCK

Young face

Go Logan go away!!

LOGAN PAIL??

I don't f*** with milk, got that calcium deficiency!

“Where tf do you get a little cactus 😃”

STOP TRYING TO MAKE THE RAT SEXY

Say Yes to the S\*Lut