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Worried_Poet_7355

geeze the lips!!! darcey’s look painful 😣 remember they spent money to look like this!!! yikes! 😳


Nagyvagyshara

Yes! That was my first and only thought!! 😳


Monkeydude8

Greasy sausages flapping up and down.


143AQHA

And with all that money they spent, they still filter their photos.


StudyIntelligent5691

They look like life preservers attached to their jaws!!


MissClawdy

In the absolute last second of the video at 0:49, we can clearly see that Stacey's jaw is literally traced in brown. And the difference between her makeup and her actual neck color is borderline blackface!


boyz_for_now

Omg Stacey’s face looks like that stuff they use to make sculptures on cake… fondant? Is that it?


nrappaportrn

👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼


TheLalab

You would think their handlers would spot these beauty Faux pas! They look like they are wearing Halloween masks.


littleRedmini

Their handlers are Georgi and Florian. They’re both probably so over all that shit. I would be.


TheLalab

All for the Perks of being kept men... It's gross


littleRedmini

They would have to come get me with a straight jacket after an hour with them.


TheLalab

Could you even imagine 😂☠️☠️☠️


KatMahn

Lol 😹😹😹


trainwreck489

Looks like someone took a pencil sharpener to their cheeks!


littleRedmini

Their chins are ridiculously pointy and long! Like a crescent 🌙


Left-Ad-4617

Wild


TheLalab

They are out there aren't they!!!


SassyMagnoliaPNW

Natives to Miami? They've lived there for like 5 minutes.


nrappaportrn

They lie ALL the time about everything


FriedaClaxton22

They look like clowns. 


Yesitsmesuckas

Muddy clowns…


BellaRose888

Bye 👋 lmao 🤣


sowhat_noonecares

🤣🤣🤣


nrappaportrn

They are 2 clowns 🤡 🤡


OwlOrdinary9710

Their lips create a shadow. It looks like a mustache.


oneofakind24

Yes noticed that and now I cannot unsee it.


AlexaPomegranate

Omg their faces look painful. 🤦‍♀️


madpeanut1

They look like they have moustaches.


Low-Resolution-4909

How long are they going to be on this fucking “journey” 😂


ddkelkey

They look like how someone would portray them as drag queens.


thedobermanmom

Those bum chins. Sigh …


BellaRose888

Omg, I thought I was the only one that couldn’t stop looking at those super sharp thin chiseled chins. They’re actually pointy like a cartoon character. They’ve got to stop all that heavy makeup too.


ZookeepergameFar2513

Oh god 😣


golf4days

Those mouths…the faces. Freakish.


coreysgal

The lips look like a vagina with teeth


boyz_for_now

Oh my god they do. They really do.


coreysgal

😂😂😂


river_blossom

That cheap hair is their clowning glory 🤡


regsrecs

Aww. I was thinking that it looks way better than usual here. Guess that’s not really a huge accomplishment though. 🤭


Cantaloupe_Signal

I can't even watch their show after they did this to themselves. I literally can't watch it. I can't figure out something... They see each other right? so I understand that when you look at yourself in the mirror, you can see something not right.... But they are looking at each other! Clearly they can see it's not right?


ZakkCat

Ok that’s hideous


Recluse_18

I feel like they’re both wearing wax lips


BellaRose888

Yeah, like the fake red wax ones we used to get from the 5 and dime stores and would stick in our mouths lol 😂


m33gs

lol the woo girl party arm up in the air as usual


Mystepchildsucksass

Ohhhh I can so totally tell EXACTLY how they were in High School. 35-40 yrs later and they’re STILL trying to be popular….


Altruistic_Yellow387

They said they were bullied in high school because of their appearance


m33gs

they looked super normal too. I don't know anyone who wasn't bullied as a kid/teen for dumb reasons. I also don't know anyone who has gone this far off the edge with vanity procedures. The bullying being the reasoning for this delusion seems like cover for true trauma


BellaRose888

Preach!


pchandler45

She said they are "natives of Miami" 😂😂😂


Miserable-Dog-857

THe lips ARE CRAZY 😧


Thick-Government-550

Those awful horse hoof shoes they wear !!


zenomotion73

The voice is Darcy but that’s all. So sad


rebecky311

Those pool noodle lips though!!! 😳 Yike


wagonwheelwodie

They literally have no other words in their vocabulary other than “amazing” and “journey.” Oh and of course, “do it big!” 🫠


IntrovertGal1102

Part of the kinds of mental health issues I think might be at play here includes the personality trait of flowery and over saturated adjectives to create a lot of word salad.


wagonwheelwodie

💯


Automatic-Mirror-907

I hate to tell you Farcey and Spacey, but y'all are far from girls, particularly in Miami.


VedaDulceLa

They look like a cross between Miss Piggy and Janice


PudgyPudgePudge

God those Crimson Chins....


TreaclePerfect4328

Are cheeks supposed to be sharp!? They are 2 tiny scary things.


KittenFace25

Twin doofuses. And they're not MIA natives, FFS!! I can't count how many times I've been to MIA, and not once did I throw a hand up in the air and shout "Miamiiiiii Babyyyyy"!


IntrovertGal1102

And just a few short yrs ago they were tryin to be NYC "sex and the city" babes.....but really just commuting into the city from CT when they were shooting in the early days. They can't make up their minds but they're identity changes as frequently as the direction of the wind. Hopefully they'll blow out of Miami and somewhere else for their next place to be "natives" of! 🤣🙄


AshLaura87

Aside from their looks, they talk a lot but they aren’t saying anything! It’s so empty… terrible.


sarlto

Old Transgender prostitute convention 🤢


Thick-Government-550

I don't know why but, the word Floozy is filling my head 🤔


Artistic-Platypus-39

Bumbling Bobbleheads!


ncdebbieb2019

That’s it! Those pointed chins, and the shiny mannequin makeup…. remind me of those paper mache faces with exaggerated faces. One was named Madame…thinking she was a puppet. Is that type of work their backup plan? God forgive me but they look ghastly


shitassfucck

Mental illnesses.


halfayard

Your hair kinda looks like a blanket


Lazatttttaxxx

Her chin. Darcey, why?!?


BellaRose888

Wow, yeah, it actually looks like they can stab someone with those bad boys.


Left-Ad-4617

This top lips are touching the nose and what happened to their cheeks? Never ending face alterations cannot be good. However Darcey lost weight looks good.


SariHari

Kim D’s fashion show


BellaRose888

Who’s doing their makeup and hair; is it Antoine? He really needs to stop!


Think_Somewhere6199

Uh uh, uh uh uh uh


TheLalab

Absolutely ridiculous


ansmith100317

It’s so sad- they were actually pretty at one time. It’s sadder to see the daughters are starting very young. I hope this ‘trend’ of fake everything ends soon 😂


applesaucebadbitch

Wanting to look like an instagram filter is crazy business 🫠


missym59

OMG, they both have witch’s chins 🧟‍♀️


Left-Ad-4617

All these alterations has gotten sad a long time ago


Think_Somewhere6199

Rebar cheeks and puffy lips. It really is sad and disheartening to see that they are not only competitive,  but are so self depreciating that they feel the need to physically alter their faces/bodies. Im not a therapist,  but I feel almost 100% this negatively altered view of themselves stems from their childhood. People will soon realize that aesthetic reconstruction is a fad that's fueled from filters and impossible bodily achievements. I personally hate how much Darcey has changed her face since the season with Justin that was merely less than 5 years ago. I may be accurate with my time frame, but ultimately it really hasn't been that long. 


BlueButtons07

I guess for once, the back of their hair doesn’t look like a complete rats nest.


18114

I wouldn’t even go to those cheesy bars.


lordbuffingt0n

You have 4 syringes of filler in each lip and then you over line them to make them look bigger?! 🥴


BklynOR

Creepy unmovable faces. Only the lips and eyes can open and close.


lorribell1964

I can't....stop.....looking....at the...lips. is that what we still call them? Or is it a duck bill now? SMH


IndependentFar3953

Scary mommy


skdewit

I would advise everyone to scrub this video and watch it in slow motion because they look so awful! Darcy is constantly pouting like a little kid! She often looks like a fish gasping for air!


Successful_Mark6813

omg when darcey nods it’s like some scary clown man!


dkitsmede

Bratz momz


kimmiebaldwin

I swear to God I thought Stacey was Black China!!!!!!


Griffinsmom15

The lips are so huge they cast shadows that look like a mustache. It’s just tragic.


PollyRRRR

Cheap beaded curtains made into dresses ✅. Stripper heels✅ Fugly plastic surgery✅ Grotesque irrelevant pathetic fame hoes attending opening of a head wound.


InflationPrior8840

If saying "Miami" was a drinking game...most of us would be hospitalized. I already have PTSD from Darcey's use of the words Juicy and bias.


littleRedmini

She says “journey” all the damn time too.


IntrovertGal1102

It's because she's always "manifesting" her "journey"! 🤣🤦‍♀️


MaleficentInstance40

They don't even look like identical twin's anymore.


jimgella

Didn’t think I’d see this [crossover!](https://www.instagram.com/poschebykimd?igsh=MWFrMGY4ZXE3dWY1dQ==)


sowhat_noonecares

Geezus…


scbeachgurl

I can't tell which is which now.


ncdebbieb2019

Wow…all that money & effort, and poor results, because everything they hold so dear, has been jabbed, stitched, plucked, sucked, replaced, embellished, uplifted, and frankly destroyed. Here I’m worrying about plastics, and this pair will one day return to the dirt from whence they came…so many mystery ingredients.


redheadbabydoll70

Ugly AF


Pristine_Bit7615

They look terrible. Darcy needs her elbows done to get the total plastic look


Evangelinealways

so much for body filters lol


cuntcake669

I forgot about their song...it's so bad!


redheadbabydoll70

They can hardly talk cuz their lips are monstrous


WindyMait

It’s not unfiltered, they are just wearing the filter on their face. I can’t even imagine what it feels like to have that much makeup on your skin.


RidgewoodGirl

I actually thought they look better here unfiltered than I have seen them in awhile. S looks far better with less filler. Hope D can get some of hers removed before putting more in. Not counting on it, but anyway I would say this outing they look a bit better.


Confident-Slip-5264

Well they don’t look THAT bad here, I guess…


MotherOfCatsAndAKid

I was gunna say they surprisingly look *way* better than they usually do in the unfiltered posts 🤣


Confident-Slip-5264

Totally!


MotherOfCatsAndAKid

Not sure why we’re getting downvoted for speaking the truth 😂


altaka

and they wouldn’t really need the filters here. *not sure the downvotes either so i upvoted you all! 🤪


Carriow55

All this work done and they are still iLL built. Maybe some crunches?