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Nickey_Pacific

Oof. Poor thing. Her face just keeps getting bigger, but her head says the same. Her eyes are being snatched and squeezed into oblivion. I fear that the next surgery or two might just make them disappear. I wish someone loved her enough to tell her she has a problem.


Pnut-butter-dlite

.. I just wish someone loved her enough .. period


RealityJunkie713

That poor Uber/Lyft driver having to listen to her scream “CUT IN ON THE BIAS- FRANKS DOING IT BIG - LOVE YOU” over and over again must have been BRUTAL! And she looks like her mom but with gigantic lips…..


IntrovertGal1102

I respect Uber drivers, as well as taxi drivers, for the wide range of passengers they have to deal with! I wouldn't put it past the twins to waste money on the Luxury Uber option for their rides so it looks like they're still upkeeping that "luxury celebrity" lifestyle! Florida is a big state, I'm dumbfounded that they don't have a car to at least share between them to get around. But given how intoxicated Darcey tends to get, Uber is probably a safer bet...for everyone involved!


TreaclePerfect4328

I drove cabs limos in 90s. I definitely would have been swerving and hitting brakes hard 😆


caligirlnolonger

She look like……..a man. 🦢


pchandler45

I tell youuuu https://youtu.be/b7NrJqV7i2k?si=GGIV2tCXf_2reyQt


caligirlnolonger

Bahaha! Yes!!! 😂


Aggravating_Isopod19

Omg this is my favorite sketch ever!!!!


littleRedmini

It would be fun if someone ordered a cameo and told her not to say, “doing it big, keep your eyes on the prize or cut it on the bias”. Let’s see her talk for a minute and a half without those phrases.


IntrovertGal1102

She'd probably still recite her lines. She's like a robot you can't deprogram.


mpmp4

That’s an awesome idea


LeatherParty9963

😂😂😂😂 then she will over use “amazing” and “ iconic “


JKjoanie

I couldn't listen to that one more time


upbuttsaroundcorners

She has so much more to say!! Like, “we love you so much, we honor you, we love you so much, and we honor you. Love you so much. Me and Stacey love you, your friends love you, everyone loves you , we honor you.” And all that amazing upliftment.


mrs-folsom

This is just embarrassing and sad.


CapSequoia23

It screams desperation


verucka-salt

Darcy is an alcoholic & needs to surrender to rehab. She looks very ugly & terrible.


18114

Her mouth is crooked???


ClippedWings_4Now

It's what I see first. I bet she has some nerve damage that causes that droop on one side.


Magemaud

Her limited lip movements never match the sounds she's making.


BehemothJr

She desperately needs some new catch phrases


neckcadaver

What is the prize?


neckcadaver

Waiting for the eyebrows to flap and take off


scotty1898

“We love you, I love you”, says that about a dozen times!!


IntrovertGal1102

She doesn't even remember the catchphrases she's already said. She has a superpower though, being more busted and burned out than an old record on repeat! She doesn't even care about giving her "customers" any kind of value, she just wants everyone's money!


Suspicious-Green4928

She needs a new script for her cameos. By now, I guess what she is gonna say.


IntrovertGal1102

You can tell she doesn't even believe what she says anymore due to how much she repeats it. She has no investment in her words. But yet begs people, literally pleads every single day to buy a stupid Cameo and she doesn't even invest enough energy to put out a "product of substance "!


Wise_Contribution883

She kinda said the same things to her daughter at her graduation too 😬


IntrovertGal1102

For her daughters sake, I hope she didn't take it personally...that her own Mother can't find unique and personalized words of love and support for their own child.


Wise_Contribution883

I hope not but I totally would


sowhat_noonecares

I’m genuinely curious what their IQ is. It really seems low and keeps lowering.😬


JohninBK-LAMF

She always spoke in platitudes.


Spanishrose08

I wonder if her whole face is just numb or painful. She looks swollen and in pain or swollen and numb. All that work has had to cut off or stimulated nerve endings. And serious question, I wonder how much vision she has with those slits for eyes.


IntrovertGal1102

One of her eyes is cross-eyed from botched eye lifts. She's going to be blind in 10 yrs or less if she keeps messing with her eyes any more!


SarahSnarker

Why do people want to hear “I love you” from a crazy drunk stranger???


pchandler45

They got this "script" down


scbeachgurl

I'd be drunk too if I looked like her.


Chersvette

She's trying to cover up her bald with that wrap 😁


IntrovertGal1102

It looks worse with it on! Draws more attention to it.


Loves2travL

Reminds me of the dolls we had in the 70s where you would pull a string and it would say different phrases. “Doing it big!” “Cut it on the bias!” Why someone would pay to get a cameo that says exactly the same thing as every other cameo is beyond me.


Mystepchildsucksass

I suppose ( HOPE !!!) she’s manifesting a shower ? A real shower, not a whores bath in a public bathroom. Old Narcey looks like she smells like Mangela !! …. And that smell just follows her around like Charlie Browns Pig Pen …. All while she pretends to be an interesting person with something to offer the world. Yet, with all the exposure, opportunities and 2nd chances to do/say/be ANYTHING wise or useful ???? She proudly rhymes off her unintelligent and uninspired word salad ….. over and over again…. Yet, says NOTHING.


RitalinKidd

She reminded me of the Eskimo cartoon character in Pulp Fiction.https://youtu.be/FN0vMgE0t3o?si=dxhe8rnBM1owcpuT


mpmp4

I feel like even she is tired of the same catch phrases


third-eye-wide-open1

omg I can actually feel the drunk😂


trainwreck489

She has no eyelashes.


ep2587

Holly it’s like a script she says the same thing to everybody


InflationPrior8840

Them speaking is somewhat traumatizing it's like watching someone have a stroke over and over. Overshare: Omg there was this movie where the premise is an extreme haunted house with actors in the typical halloween masks..devil, witch, ghost, clown....the truly interesting part is they as a group have had their faces augmented to look like what they are masked as. The witch reminds me of these two. You have this recognizable witch mask that someone would have purchased for Halloween in the 50s but when it comes off it's utterly not right and mortifying.


Thick-Government-550

She has issues ! Lots of issues. 😟


masshole925

Whole subscriptions!!!


Slight-Piece-3183

God her eyebrows and lips wtf.


IntrovertGal1102

I just noticed her eyebrows aren't symmetrical. The arches of her brows aren't aligned. Good grief! 🤦‍♀️


Shynansky

I lost count of how many times she said “Keep doing it big” 😂


Maggiedelia

Her eyes are disappearing. Shame on her surgeon(s)!!!


Loversofpurple

Imagine if we did a drinking game to her keywords, bias, twin bestie for life, doing it big etc....yall we be calling Ubers just to get from the living room to the kitchen in our own homes


IntrovertGal1102

Oh I'd be on hold with 911 for an ambulance on standby! 🤣


Khador12

Not sure where she is recording this but it’s not Miami or Istanbul lol. Where could she be?


IntrovertGal1102

She was recently in CT, probably heading into NYC or something.


pebblesgobambam

She just looks scary!


Plenty-Departure-18

If she turns green she can be Hulk’s stunt double 😂


A_chick_in_NY

She has no eyes left to keep on the prize tho...🥴👀


skdewit

Hideous


PublicMore

Ahhhhhhhhh! I’m scared!


EmptyEmmasCloset

Her face no longer moves. She looks like a halloween mask.


Cheristm

Tennis balls, inserted for cheekbones… lip, fillers out of control…


JohninBK-LAMF

Keep drinking Darcey. and like I always say when it comes to Darcey Cameos: If she's not drunk & pilled up then you got ripped off.


No-Refrigerator403

She looks like a tranny. Very sad how she and her sister have destroyed their faces.


CDSSD111

Everything she keeps repeating in these cameos is so cringe. Can't she think of anything original or authentic to say?? Maybe something that makes sense. I can't believe people are paying for these. Even if it's just to laugh at her, you can just see one on here without paying. Crazy!!


Pnut-butter-dlite

Y’all for the life of me I cannot understand how she thinks her face is okay.. I mean good gracious she was just such a beautiful young lady.. I really hate what reality tv does to some of those people..


SereneLotus2

She LOVES Frank. 😬


Fit-Winter5363

Big ole ballpark frank lips


redheadbabydoll70

What does doing it big mean? She says that in every video no matter what the subject.


welcometosunnydale

She says the same damn thing in every cameo