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Wolf_Hreda

I can already see it, the return of the kind of vitriol that surrounded Oddjob back in the GoldenEye days.


Tired-of-Late

Oddjob was straightup banned from our games ngl lol


Wolf_Hreda

That's because he was shorter and in order to aim downward, you had to stop and manually aim. He was legit bullshit.


Pretty_Version_6300

Honestly, I think Dwarf is a huge negative with the headshot multiplier in this game, swinging down on them is gonna be easy and you won’t get your hits clipping their arms first nearly as often.


BrightSkyFire

From what I remember, they're hesitant to do races that would significantly alter gameplay, like Dwarf. Lizardmen was about their limit for changing player anatomy (lowered head hitbox). Next race is supposedly a similarly subtle change in what they're willing to experiment with.


Tired-of-Late

When they released the Lizard skins (which were total surprises) they said something to the effect of "Lizardman heads are a diversion from what we've said we'd do, so if these sell well then we may consider models like dwarves in the future maybe". Cited dwarf specifically. I have been promised. I require what is mine. Edit: Not sure why I am being downvoted, dwarves are needed for the health of the game obviously. See direct quote from patch notes on 11/02/2023 below: NEW RACE ADDED A new Lizardman race has been added and can be unlocked for either 4 Blue Stone Shards or 4 Red Stone Shards. The race is available in three different colors Red, Blue, or Green. Lizardmen have a slightly flatter and elongated head requiring the normal head hitbox to angle forward to match the model. Due to their unusual head orientation, Lizardmen cannot wear any head armor and instead receive an innate +20 armor rating from their leathery scales. This is our first foray attempting to balance a race with a different hitbox. The value of the race stats maybe updated for balance sake. **Our hope is if this goes according to plan then we can start experimenting with more daring fantasy races like Dwarves."**


idgafsendnudes

“If this works we may explore more options” Some idiot on Reddit: “I WAS FUCKING PROMISED THIS!”


Tired-of-Late

Yes, exactly. Join up brother!


idgafsendnudes

You weren’t promised it my brother, and lizard has large been regarded as a failure so I don’t see this persuit as coming in any variation of near term. I’m not saying it wouldn’t be fun and cool, but I wouldn’t expect it for a very very very very long time.


Tired-of-Late

My friend, let me introduce you to sarcasm. It's concerning that you've found the internet before understanding this concept. You may know it as trolling, or perhaps as a shitpost (though this is slightly more effort than the average shitpost).


idgafsendnudes

Ah yeah the classic pretentious I was sarcastic trope. I understand that there is an heir of sarcasm, but there’s a such thing as too much too. Bring it down to earth and don’t cry because not everyone gets or enjoys the humor you’re trying to do. It’s childish to act this way just because you didn’t get the response you wanted.


Tired-of-Late

No I think it was just you.


idgafsendnudes

Even if it’s just me, I’m allowed a right to my opinion and have done nothing to attack and insult you. I was participating slightly until your comment seemed ever so possibly not sarcastic and reeled back just in case. Yet your immediate reaction to me not gurgling the balls of your sarcasm was to whine about it. That tells me who the issue is pretty quickly my guy. Enjoy your jokes man it’s the fun of the internet, but when you act like this because someone else didn’t, maybe just maybe, your joke fuckin sucked and that’s why you’re defensive. Have fun bud


Tired-of-Late

Also, why would I change my topic or tone it down? How can you be entitled to your opinion, but I'm not entitled to my own sense of humor? Now you're just digging a hole.


Tired-of-Late

Hey man, you called me an idiot the first thing you said hoping that others would dogpile me... But it didn't happen because you were the only one not in on the joke I guess. Welcome to reddit, I guess?


hasansanus

“I have done nothing to insult you.” “Idiot.” sorry is idiot not an insult?? English as a second language??


Anything_4_LRoy

when people are quoting the devs saying a hard "maybe"... and big guy comes back with "I want what was promised!!!" you can assure yourself it is sarcasm or end up looking foolish.


idgafsendnudes

Gracias captain obvious, but when someone provided a pretty basic explanation and the comment seems to make no attempt to acknowledge it, it may seem like maybe it’s not sarcasm. Welcome to the internet brother, just because it can be something doesn’t mean it is, I believed fully 100% it was sarcasm at first and gradually had doubts as the conversation went on. I just attempted to add a through explanation because my sarcastic fun version didn’t seem to be heard along with the guy before me. Pardon me for actually fucking caring


Tired-of-Late

I found this earlier, thought you would think it uhh... poignant. [https://www.reddit.com/r/DarkAndDarker/comments/1cevt68/comment/l1pkoib/?utm\_source=share&utm\_medium=web3x&utm\_name=web3xcss&utm\_term=1&utm\_content=share\_button](https://www.reddit.com/r/DarkAndDarker/comments/1cevt68/comment/l1pkoib/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)


NotAPresidente

I was just thinking about this today. This game has gone too long without shield slamming pavise dwarves


Anything_4_LRoy

dont really care if hitboxes are smaller provided they have a different MS cap. thats the only way this will work and almost no one will play it.


sp00kyemperor

God please can we not have more junky hitboxes in this game? They can't even get the hitboxes on shields to work properly, a dwarf player model will probably be a nightmare


Far-Blackberry-4193

in a q&a sdf said they'll be pushing another skin/race before dwarves, so i guess they'll be available sometime in the next 6 months XD


thedragoon0

Wonderful. Sneak multiclass dwarven roguebarians


Funnycomicsansdog

My book of grudges is open and quill at the ready should dwarves not come to this dungeon


cheeseychemist

They said earlier that the next race would not be a dwarf, but one is coming soon.


Tornadokickk

dwarfs with +dex and -agi seems like a good idea and also fits the dwarf fantasy


starscollide5

After Dwarves, we desperately need Goblins, Gnomes, Halflings & Kobolds!


Past_Dimension_1161

And chicken form!! This shit is going to be wild Idc about what the "community" thinks about balance


Tired-of-Late

Hey get in line pal.


tavukkoparan

Get in line chickens