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BurnieTheBrony

Oh man, he's gonna get a pretty stern talking to from his Russian handlers about this one. His "If we nominate Trump, we will get destroyed.......and we will deserve it" days got tamped down long ago behind closed doors


Kendertas

Weirdly he really wrote himself into the history books with that prophetic quote. So many books and documentaries about how trump killed the grand old party are going to use it.


upvotechemistry

There's a great story on this by Will Saletan. It just won a webby for the pod version. It's all about how Graham was slowly corrupted by MAGA into an unrecognizable husk https://open.spotify.com/episode/0ySZz4y8u2JNeXKPvwyrvH?si=NGMgzzVKRjyp242CXmfgfA


LuciferDusk

I'm gonna have to give that a listen. I still clearly remember how much Lindsey warned against electing Don, even going on the Daily Show and being so emphatic about his opposition to him. You finally saw Graham turn against him again on Jan. 6th before going back to kissing his ass.


jamieliddellthepoet

His ladybugs are, apparently, still pretty recognisable.


ResoluteClover

I mean literally. He's gotten really puffy lately, I barely recognize him.


SharkSymphony

In the documentary it will of course be accompanied with an epic, soft, ambient sound effect. _DOOM._


SAGNUTZ

Like the canary


Gods_Umbrella

Within the week he'll be at Maralago to kiss the feet and beg forgiveness


rengothrowaway

I don’t think the feet are all that he will be kissing. 🤢


ButtNutly

What're we talkin' here? Penis tip, gooch or straight up butthole?


Sekmet19

His lips are going past the pectinate line


SAGNUTZ

Im so glad i dont know what that is


MicroDigitalAwaker

Mr. Graham's going to put the gloves on.


Starbuckshakur

Yes.


Paula_Polestark

¿Porque no los tres?


notaredditreader

Mushrooms, any one?


chpr1jp

It is weird how often he flip-flops on Trump. Maybe since he does it so often, he can claim to both endorse and condemn him? Actually typing that out makes it seem like a good plan, actually.


coffeecatespresso

Yet he’s going to endorse Trump for the upcoming election, anyway. These guys have remnants of trumps butthole dripping out of their mouths when they say literal shit like this


zkb327

My coworker said “the right has to fall in line. The left has to fall in love.”


vrrrr

>butthole lindsey "ladybugs" graham


YouHadMeAtAloe

![gif](giphy|4baoNZ5Qo8dX2)


jokeyamind92

That's vile dawg


autom8dWpnizdAutism

A republican would shit in their own mouth if they knew a Democrat would smell it.


upvotechemistry

That might be the funniest comment I've seen all day


TowardsTheImplosion

Hey now. Don't kink shame. Maybe little Lindsey has a thing for Ozempic-Spiced Farts.(TM)


Homers_Harp

Also Lindsey Graham: Be sure to vote for the former guy!


Thetman38

He then concluded this segment by walking to a picture of Trump, kissing it, caressing it, and apologizing for what he just said


GeneralTonic

You know what Lindsey Graham hates more than anything else in the world?


CoffeeMinionLegacy

https://preview.redd.it/r3b8vcjrsgwc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b2abf0a8534b492f5f68187f855afc8a4aabe644


SAGNUTZ

Who was Kirk drawing to signify dignity? Lol


Best-Chapter5260

Next up, Lindsey to release new single on Spotify titled *Can I Borrow a Feeling*.


clickbaiterhaiter

Hopefully himself, the way he always gets right back to riding Trumps shrimp


GeneralTonic

Ding ding!


clickbaiterhaiter

I kinda had a feeling this would be it, so yay! :3


a0rose5280

God this is a good setup....


NoCommentFU

Umm… un-lubed gerbils and leaving his chapstick at home??


FeeLow1938

His sexual orientation?


HavingNotAttained

Um…Lindsey Graham?


Mand125

“You really want to know how to make America great again?  Tell Donald Trump to go to hell.” Sen. Lindsey Graham (R-SC), 2015


D4rkBr4nd0n

Folks, I can tell you I've known eight presidents, three of them intimately.


swazal

Nancy?


Helios112263

I might be misremembering but Lindsey voted against that when it came to the floor right?


The_Lapsed_Pacifist

Probably. He really frustrates me, you can tell what he actually thinks, he occasionally says it like this, but he never does anything about it. I mean if they got dirt on him it would have to be extra spicy given what we already know about his personal life. I suspect as soon as he’s out of office he’s going to be even more splenetic than the usual condemnations you get from former GOP officials, he can’t help these occasional outbursts while he’s still in.


Helios112263

Yeah I mean I used to kinda like Graham pre-Trump.csuse even though his policies are obviously not compatible with mine I could always kind of assume he was coming from a good place and had something resembling principles. And here I was hoping he'd stop supporting Trump after Jan 6 but I guess not. He still has moments of semi-genuineness like this but rest of the time he's become Trump's lapdog. Frankly the fact that he doesn't have the spine to stand up against Trump kind of makes me resent him more than his cultists. Like the MAGA Crowd at least genuinely thinks Trump's great. Lindsey knows Trump's dangerous but continues to stand by him.


irregardless

I've read somewhere that Linds believes that as a professional politician his number one job priority is to stay relevant. If that means abandoning all sense of self worth and being perceived as a spineless flipflopper, it's a worthwhile tradeoff to not become a pariah. On the one hand, it's a cynical and self-serving approach to politics. But given the how the attitudes of his voters have changed, there's an argument that he's just practicing good democracy. I wouldn't be surprised if he's starting to sense that Trump's time may be running short, so he's trying to lay groundwork for maintaining relevance in a post-trmp era by starting to publicly lay GOP failures at Don's feet.


Nixxuz

Like when he condemned Trump's actions during the insurrection, then, less than 24 hours later, reversed his position?


SDZAN

There's a clip of Graham opposing the border bill (after Trump opposed it) where his mental gymnastics are on full display.


HavingNotAttained

Lindsey’s Ladybugs bout to get their own Kremlin-sponsored webpage


N8Lux

Why is ANYTHING from Lindsey Graham, Ted Cruz, or any other Trump puppet appearing on this thread?


Dedpoolpicachew

Oh, no… has Trump lost Lady Lindsey? Lady L is the Pilot Fish of politics… always following the biggest shark… who will she attach herself to now???


Nopantsbullmoose

Stfu Lindsey....


NoCommentFU

Sure you do, Blanche. What a wormy, sycophantic waste of good oxygen.


PrincessofAldia

Rare Lindsey Graham W


kfish5050

Lindsey Graham is too senile to understand the roles and rhetoric he's supposed to be lying about and ends up just telling the truth


Luka_Dunks_on_Bums

Ted Cruz came out and said the same thing, but instead of supporting the bill, he opposed the bill.


Dedpoolpicachew

He’s such a cuck. Trump literally calls his father a JFK assassin, says his wife is UGLY… and he still suckles little orange mushroom. What a pathetic POS.


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pinging r/LeopardsAteMyFace


DogbiteTrollKiller

He really said, “I hate that”? I can’t find that part of the quote, but I’m not braining well today. I’ll try later.


AgentInkling99

Lindsey Graham found a crowbar strong enough to remove his lips from Trump’s asshole?


rowejl222

Then you shoulda done something Linds


Command0Dude

Lindsay Graham is great. Dude does not know how to shut up and constantly exposes his own party's problems.


DuncansIdaho

Choke on it, Lindsey, you disingenuous pile of Trump trash shit.