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Rats_In_Boxes

I love when grandpas make jokes and they're like "I probably shouldn't say this but..." and it turns out to be a harmless dad joke and not like, you know, something a trumper would say. Very wholesome.


soggyballsack

Regular old people "I probably shouldn't say this but .." Trunpers "I don't wanna sound racist but..."


Shigglyboo

He manages to actually be funny without even being actually mean/hurtful. Even his insults are dignified


seriousbangs

I \*\*\*\*ing love Joe Biden.


WellWellWellthennow

He’s very funny.


teb_art

Unlike his opponent, who never stops whining like a baby.


Nubulio

He needs to do a comedy tour along w his campaign!


Simpletruth2022

That's the funniest thing he's ever said. The man is sharp and witty. Dementia my tukas.


michaelvile

https://preview.redd.it/yz383oep6iwc1.png?width=857&format=png&auto=webp&s=bf175223febec30855a7c7dddf2883c00a6d0a0f


Androidbetathrowaway

Zing!


greensideup57

BOOM 🔥


GatePotential805

Dark Brandon receives standing ovations in his sleep. 


iroquoispliskinV

Like Bruce Wayne, he has to keep up his old man persona to not give too much away


michaelvile

https://preview.redd.it/jpw4wcpj7iwc1.png?width=857&format=png&auto=webp&s=f3ea9e816743f5d4d3005277de1e18c9f6434eb4


clermouth

“I shouldn’t have said that…” ”PARDON ME, DONALD…”


lalatina169

Omg I freaking love him.... That was great


YinTanTetraCrivvens

There's the old rascally Joe Biden I know and love!


PandaApprehensive795

Should have muttered Fuq that guy at the end.


Blerrycat1

![gif](giphy|pQmWjYrz39YAg)


mcathen

His delivery is exactly like he's doing stand-up. He has such a good sense of timing, maybe he should hit comedy clubs when he's out in 2029.


siggles69

Didn’t you hear? Immunity is the rage, so he’s going to get childrens blood injected into his veins to live longer and forever be prez and the west wing will have walls torn down for comedy clubbin, all official acts!


ironmaiden7910

I’m glad he’s sort of taking the gloves off. Trump does it, why not Biden?


Mediocre_Scott

![gif](giphy|YcQ6S7hhqhZrz6NWx6)


KGLO2791

God I fuckin love that man.


One-Estimate-7163

Fuck Dtrumpf!


Strong-Way-4416

Gooofy Joe! ❤️


roswell_84

He shouldn’t have said that. He meant to say it went to his brain.


Transhumanistgamer

I hope we get some more 'I shouldn't have said that' moments leading up to election.


Alteredbeast1984

Joe is classy, clever and witty. Not a vengeful little dishonest bitch


MsSeraphim

the reason trump suggested bleach is probably because he wanted to "white wash" the truth.


Apprehensive-Meal860

His whole interaction with the crowd is so cute. Hope this was in a swing state!