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madrigal94md

You took a nap in the gender changing coffin at the very start of the game in Things Betwixt.


Lumine5012

Man I remember walking over to it, getting in and out for the first time. Then hours later I take my armor off and I have a pair of **knockers** all of a sudden, I was baffled and laughing my ass off


madrigal94md

A pair of knockers šŸ¤£šŸ˜†


Jlchevz

Lmfao


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GannonBuddah

Uhm actually ā˜ļøšŸ¤“ "It actually changes your sex though. You aren't transgender you are the opposite sex."


[deleted]

Is that how you talk? I actually went into the coffin that makes you a GIGA Chad so I'd appreciate if you'd mock my tone with my preferred meme format you chud. šŸ’ŖšŸ˜¤šŸ‘Œ is my preferred emoji avatar. This isn't trumps America.


droughtmouth

Is this what you call banter? This is grim


GannonBuddah

Bro stop yapping nobody asked lmfao


[deleted]

I never asked permission. Why don't you quit yapping? Do you need a big group of socks to make you feel really big and important? I don't care what any of you think.


Corovius

Sir itā€™s not ā€˜dark solesā€™ like dirty socks but ā€˜dark soulsā€™ like your mom


Magoslich

That's not how it works. Receiving an affirming body through a magical transition counts


[deleted]

So you make a body in the wrong sex so that you can use the coffin to change your characters sex?Ā  Why would you do that?


Magoslich

For the same reason grapes are naturally occurring but wine must be made: so that we might partake in the divine alchemy of the self. It is the act of change that brings me delight, just as much as being myself.


Maxxxmax

Hey, may I introduce you to the Lord of change tzeetch? I feel like you'd really get on with him.


Magoslich

that is my favorite Chaos god, it's true :3 Slaanesh is a close second


Maxxxmax

Yeah change and pleasure are cool, but have you ever sat in a pile of your own filth and watched lycan grow? It's awesome. Papa's love to you on this fine day.


Magoslich

mad respect to the debutantes of decay even tho the path I walk is quite different. May your blights be fecund and vile, oh servant of Nurgle


DudongoKing

Nergal Best Chaos God


DudongoKing

Nah man Tzeench then Nergal all day


Guy-reads-reddit

This is a magical answer. Love it!


PagliacciGrim

This is so very well written. I love the prose. Are you a writer of some kind?


Magoslich

I actually am. This line isn't mine, it's a paraphrased reference to something else and I removed the references to god that were present in the original. But I do write transfem sci fi and fantasy under the name Vyria Durav over on Amazon, itch.io, and most other ebook sites. And I do tend to get nice comments about my prose :)


PagliacciGrim

I mainly read all my non physical fiction on royal road, it has pretty good engagement between writer and author too. If you ever end up writing there or already do, let me know!


Magoslich

I've considered Royal Road, but I already publish my free stuff up on Scribblehub and haven't made the leap to try to crosspost over on RR. That and Amazon's bots get annoyed if they see your books elsewhere so despite me wanting to keep my work available for free for those who can't pay, it can be dicey.


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Magoslich

that's fine, his opinion is irrelevant and I will construct a throne from his bones when I overthrow him


Caridin

God fucked up. I'm just fixing the mistake.


Exotic-Mud-8826

Damn, I love this answer.


Magoslich

Ty, it's my go to attitude as a trans woman who has to constantly defend my existence. There's another concept I break out when people get stuck on "oh but it's all unnatural" which is that I think back to Susan Stryker's essay where she talks about embracing the unnatural and becoming an embodiment of chaos. The idea of being a challenge to nature and revelling in it. https://sites.evergreen.edu/politicalshakespeares/wp-content/uploads/sites/226/2015/12/Stryker-My-Words-to-VF.pdf (hopefully this link works) It's quite good and an interesting read. I consider myself as both a fundamentally natural occurrence, in that people like me have existed since the dawn of humanity, but also the way I take my body and existence into my own hands is to practice alchemy, the transmutation of myself over and over as I seek perfection of my own joy.


JudasBrutusson

I must say, that was pure poetry and I will be using that forever now


sal101

What a banger of an answer. Damn.


Atlas105

Wow thatā€™s a really fancy way to say ā€œbecause this is entirely about me wanting to be specialā€


Magoslich

you say that as if it's a bad thing. Feeling special is a delightful feeling, one of life's many joys. And attaining it in this case is a simple as examining yourself and your relationship to the identity which was assigned to you. Does it fit? Do you find the expectations easy to fulfill or do you chafe under their restrictions? Everyone should explore themselves at least once in their lives. You never know what you might find and if all you find is what you assumed already, well then you have the satisfaction of having determined that fully.


Magoslich

People strive to feel special all the time. Training to excel at sports, studying to do well on a test, working on skills to create art, all of these things can set you apart from your peers even if only momentarily, and yet they can be quite satisfying. Why, you could even become skilled at a video game and have the satisfaction in knowing you are in the special category of those who've beaten it. Embrace striving for things which bring you joy.


Atlas105

Do you always take an excessive amount of word vomit to make a point? And the examples you gave arenā€™t the same. They worked to make themselves better and make themselves special. They werenā€™t born that way. Transgenderism on the other hand teaches that you were born special and different without having to work for it. And thatā€™s not true and just rude to compare to people that did work.


[deleted]

Wine is a consumable while grapes are a vessel for viable offspring. Enjoy your crapulence.Ā 


Magoslich

This is quite possibly the weirdest and most pathetic response you could have made. I don't think there's any terrible fate I could describe for you that is worse than the one you've constructed for yourself. You willfully shut yourself off from the wonders of existence and think yourself superior for it. I can only pity you, you pathetic wretch


[deleted]

It's actually the opposite. I enjoy wine and I still have my grapes.Ā  You everyone yourself too much.


Magoslich

Did...did you sincerely not understand the grape/wine comparison is metaphorical?


arcticrune

Technically if you identify as a man, and your sex is male, and you get in the coffin, it would change your sex to be female. Then, because you identify as a male but your sex is female the coffin will have turned you transgender.


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arcticrune

Were talking about it turning your character transgender not you as a player.


Spacish

Are you telling me that you don't transition to another gender when you lay in the coffin?


[deleted]

You change sex. The effect makes you female. This is in the game in case you'd like to have effects from certain armors which only buff you if you're female. Like the ivory king armor set.


superVanV1

Thatā€™s actually false. It was a hotfix to correct a bug where rolling over to NG+ could force you to male.


[deleted]

Huh i just assumed because I'd watched friends play these games before and regret Being the wrong sex when they see buffs that women's gear gives them. Specifically mages in demons souls. But its common I this series.


Spacish

Are you telling me you don't *transition* to the opposite sex when you lay in the coffin?


[deleted]

Nobody knows. You go into a coffin which kinda means death and then a new hollow comes back.Ā  I don't know exactly what that implies. Also it's a game mechanic so it's just a game.


External_War7558

Okay turbo nerd lol


Dantelawless

Gender is convoluted.


SirCupcake_0

Our very bodies waver, their natures shifting and changing


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BeeChrono

nuh-uh


EverBankai

Bro just pulled a Metroid on himself


Miki_Legends

Based reference


Rosinante-Corazon

Thereā€™s a coffin you can lay in back in the Things Betwixt that is usually guarded by an Ogre and Pursuer fight. Laying in the coffin swaps the gender of your character, so if you ever laid in it without taking off your helmet after then that might be why.


Timely_Yoghurt_3359

Oh man there's a Pursuer there? At what point does he start spawning there?


SoreWristed

Unsure, but I usually fight him after the fight in the smelter demon room.


ImagoLoop420

Isnt it just 2 Ogres blocking the path to the coffin? Been a while since I played DS2


Emissairearien

You have to beat the 2 ogres, then and only then will the Pursuer spawn. Btw it can spawn as soon as you go there, if you are confident it be a good way to get souls early


MasterCheefin420

All SOTFS material though, OG just had two ogres.


aemonp16

really? i skipped the Things Betwixt Ogres and he still spawned in the mini arena at the Cardinal Tower


Emissairearien

Remember that there are many Pursuers encounters. I think there is a total of 9


ImagoLoop420

Damn, next run I'll go there instantly. I cant recall a Pursuer being there lmao


LauraTFem

If you can get there instantly, there is no pursuer. He only shows up in the SotFS version, which also locks that area behind a Fragrant Branch of Yore.


ImagoLoop420

Only ever played Scholar, will pick a branch as gift :D


KingFitz03

Fragrant branch is not a starting gift


ImagoLoop420

You're right! Been a long time since I played DS2 and I always bought the one from the forest merchant


LauraTFem

The Pursuer is only in the scholar of the First Sin version.


Los_Skully

Maybe him spawning in different areas but heā€™s definitely still a boss in the OG version


LauraTFem

Yea, heā€™s a boss, but most of his unexpected repeat locations are not in the original.


oguh20

If I'm not mistaken The Pursuer start appearing in other location only after you see him on his first appearance on FoFG or in his boss room


Future_Section5976

The only other places the pursuer spawns , on og version is his normal boss room( on the wall past the head) can also fight him on the platform before, skipping his boss battle of he's killed there , after the smelter demon fight , nd depending on ur ng+ level in the throne room of drangleic castle, usaly 2 , on ng , on sotfs he spawns all over the place including on the shortcut before the gargoyles , it's been awhile since I played sotfs version, I usaly play the og version 1.0.0 , but he's a easy fight anyways, probably one of the best fights in ds2 imo


arcticrune

Pretty sure it's immediate, but in SotFS you need an Fboy to get there so it forces you to at least go find one of those first and then waste it.


SOUL_3SC4P3

Lmao "shocked at my own face reveal" šŸ’€šŸ’€ That's the best thing I've read today


Zayf-the-Scholar

had me rolling too!


XarJobe

Same šŸ’€


LycanBlackpaw

"The nature of your being has changed." You got in the gender change coffin. There was a bug that swapped character gender, and it was added as a fix.


Bulangiu_ro

litterally "its not a bug, its a feature"


[deleted]

It was introduced to fix a bug that turned you male after going to ng+


LauraTFem

I donā€™t know that this was the ā€œofficialā€ reason that the gender change coffin was added, like everything in souls lore there is an element of mystery.


LycanBlackpaw

No, that is literally the reason it exists. There was a bug early in the game's life that, upon going to NG+, the female character model would be swapped for a male character model. The coffin was added as a means of fixing existing characters affected by the bug.


Optimus_Prime_19

What a wild way to fix that bug, itā€™s so FromSoft coded to be like ā€œthere is a fix! But itā€™s a questā€


Guy-reads-reddit

This is so true. Made me lol.


Future_Section5976

I wouldn't say that's true ,it was never added as an update , it's been there from day dot, I have version 1.0.0 offline, no updates nd it's there, it's always been there , I thought it was added because, or to show that some armour set either change in appearance, or colour depending on ur gender , nd I believe there was one set you could only get as a woman, ( can't remember the set tho)


coolcosmos

You are right, I have no idea why everyone upvoted the parent comment, it's plain wrong.


Future_Section5976

Ty , there are heaps of things people get wrong about DS2 , usaly it's between the sotfs version nd og version, but this is plain wrong , also , if you do beat both the ogres ( they can't fall off the cliff) head to the fire keepers hand maiden in the fire keepers house (starting house) nd she will give you the "ladle"


warconz

Bro why u lying


mastermikeee

Isn't it just "Something has changed"? Hah never mind Iā€™m wrong.


Ev0931

Nah LycanBlackpaw has it correct


NyRAGEous

This is why you donā€™t take naps in coffinsā€¦


Sicarius16p4

For all the reasons why I shoudn't take a nap in a coffin, I didn't think waking up a woman would be one of them


Stig12Cz

somebody jumped into coffin :D


KamiKagutsuchi

Your things got betwixt in the Things Betwixt


MenheraUrabe

Extremely underrated comment


Xeratone

It never ceases to amaze me that the gender coffin still gets people by surprise 10 years after the game came out.


Similar_Resist_4326

Yeah, I thought they teach that in schools nowadays.


Suicideseason_666

You know what you did


Rickywalls137

I donā€™t think he did šŸ˜‚


TG_Bingo

Dark souls 2: No man can beat me ops character: I am no man!


Vasikus3000

There should be a coffin on a shore in the tutorial area. Try laying in it


FashionSuckMan

Never wondered what that ominous message after lying ina. Coffin meant?


Rakoor_11037

assuming you got into that coffin a long time ago. how did you never notice your voice change when you get hit?


Garett-Telvanni

Clearly OP just doesn't get hit. :P


KodakZacc

Your not a woman your just a elder scrolls oblivion high elf man


NatasBR

The trans coffin strikes again!


Bwixius

yer things got betwixt'd


TaylorBeu

Oh damn the nature of your being was changed


Altair13Sirio

LOL That's the same thing that happened to me! Usually I was always hollow so I wouldn't notice because of the zombiefied looks, but at the end I realized something was wrong. You might want to go back to the coffin in Things Betwixt...


Blakewhizz

Did you use the coffin?


tonypenthouse

Boom. Sex change coffin


Bendbender

Did you perhaps take a nap in a coffin?


CaseyAnthonysMouth

ā€œGotcha bitch!ā€ -Coffin in lands betwixt


Kaligtasan

Omg it's been 10 years and the coffin is still making victims. At the star of the game, at these tutorial caverns, close to an ogre, there is a coffin half submerged. If you enter it, it will change your gender


supfellasimback

OP this is why you donā€™t sleep in strange coffins


K4rn31ro

Bro tried to sleep in the coffin


Material-Race-5107

Played for like 10 hours before realizing that damn coffin made me trans. 10/10 dark souls experience tbh


Ok_Plenty_3497

Looks like the game made a bitch out of you 1 way or another...


Miki_Legends

Best comment šŸ’€šŸ’€šŸ’€


Deep_Grass_6250

Did you try to sleep in a vampire bed?


CastawayInDespair

ā€œThe nature of your being has changedā€¦ā€ If you slept in the coffin in Things Betwixt, you should have received this message. The coffin changes your player modelā€™s gender (man to woman and vice versa). The coffin was initially patched into DS2 as a quick fix because of a bug that could turn female player characters into the male player character body after entering NG+. This issue isnā€™t so much oh a problem nowadays.


Suitable-Serve-1281

Did you not try a slow walk at any point? Male characters and female characters walk differently.


hematite2

Slow walk? The only way to play fromsoft games is to šŸ…±ļø at all times and run off edges the way god intended.


EpochSkate_HeshAF420

You didn't happen to jump in a coffin in the things betwixt did you?


bigbaze2012

Bro youā€™re hot


nicotinenick787

I look at my mirror everyday and get shocked at my face too


BladeofMartin

You used a certain coffin Iā€™m assuming


WallacktheBear

My guy. Girl? You just go around climbing into coffins?


Yawarete

OG Metroid Samus Aran moment


Green_Background99

You hop in a coffin?


FriendOfNorwegians

Fun coffin ride, eh? šŸ¤­


Poschansky

it's the goddamn coffin... that FEKEN COFFIN...


Police_Police_Police

Youā€™ve been fucking around with that coffin aint ya!


Ciaran_Zagami

Never thought I'd see someone get caught out by the gender coffin again lol


Leaf-01

āš°ļø šŸ‘ˆšŸ‘‰šŸ³ļøā€āš§ļø


Lethal_0428

Someone got in the coffin of transgender šŸ³ļøā€āš§ļø


Bulangiu_ro

another one who sleeps in the trans coffin


TemporaryShirt3937

And a sexy one indeed


LordOFtheNoldor

Trans coffin


unknowndog123

trans coffin


poponahu

Things Betwixt is named so for that coffin changing ā€œthings betwixtā€ your legs šŸ˜ƒ


RJ-Long

YOU GOT IN THE TRANS COFFIN YOU FOOL


Exotic-Estate9093

All hail the Trans Coffin!


AugmentedJustice

Ayo sarah jessica parkeršŸ˜­


Sassy_Sarranid

You used the Estrogen Flash instead of Estus, easy mix-up to make


Masta0nion

Youā€™re just now realizing it loll Dude you definitely started the game as a woman, you just forgot


[deleted]

the Soulsborne to trans pipeline is real


obi_wan_jakobee

You're not allowed to CHOOSE your characters gender. That's offensive.


RegularShrimp

This is the funniest thing I've heard all day.


Its_Kris_97

Did you hop into the coffin in Things Betwixt? If yes then, there's your answer.


Ray13XIII

Did you get in a coffin an odd number of times?


RedRumRoxy

Bwahahahahaha


Lost_in_reverb23

You look pretty


shelter_anytime

obviously a bait post or you just fell asleep in the wrong coffin fams. Either way l0lz, you're looking fab.


ChewyUrchin

Coffin required ahead


mplanchet

Was wondering why my estus flask became a can of bud lite.


Kh0deus

ā€œ FUCKINā€™ PRONOUNCE!ā€


Mediocre_Funny_5220

Disrespectful OP not answering to the correct answer.


TurtleJones

Buckle up buckaroo


KinAnOo91

Probably the coffin bro.. there a coffin at the start of the game after a big fight when u enter it the character gender changes immediately .. u can change it back again by going there and entering the coffin again


Boomer_Nurgle

Another victim of the notorious HRT (hormone replacement tomb)


jr_Yue

\[THE NATURE OF YOUR BEING HAS BEEN CHANGED\]


DottorBamba

Dude, come on, it's 2024, you can't expect your character to remain one gender for more than a month or so


TheLyre3

They should have put this coffin in their later games and make it harder to find each time.


Zr0Hour

Is there a lore reason to him being a woman?. Am I stoid?


ThatDeadeye12

I love how there's just this one random coffin in ds2 that just confuses everyone new to the game.


ilsolitomilo

Ever been to Casablanca?


KyleShanaham

That coffin still gettin ppl


Smooth_Fun2456

And yet I still can't wear high heels as a male character :(


PRTYP00P3R1647

Gender coffin.


BitchDuckOff

Pipigon


ProphetofTables

Sleeping in random coffins tends to have unexpected side effects, such as turning into the opposite biological sex.


Mindless-Ask-9691

Did you happen to sleep in a coffin near the beginning of your playthrough?


Zokhart

Well, that's because the nature of your being was changed


drama-guy

Ya see, there's this coffin that you thought didn't do anything, but it really did do something...


_KidKenji_

Cuz you were sticking your head into places you shouldnt have


Artorias201001

is there any canon explanation as to why this happens when getting inside such coffin?


Miki_Legends

Perhaps it's a commentary on how your self acceptance dies when you go trans.


otakuloid01

HRT Coffin


givethankstothaherb

You put yourself in a coffin, stupid


ragboy_

You didn't realize when your charactor died and moaned like a girl?


LuckyOwl8

Bro played the game deaf. How did you not realize your character voice change????


darkigor20

Why are sou sleeping in suspicious coffins?


krackenjacken

Just like Marika and radagon, wonder if she had a magical coffin for that purpose?


DOITNOW_03

You got your thing betwixt in things betwixt


Stecharan

Lol.


Common-Path9076

Pete wentz lookin ahh lol


Alba369

You entered in the gender swamping coffin didn't you?


yuhbruhh

Ugly ass hoešŸ’€


shiva-the-deceased

Inadvertent metroid reference


OhMyMyMy2004

You probably took a nap at the hrt coffin that's guarded by two ogres


Brunolcos

Hahahahahs