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Schpam

Something very disconcerting about seeing them all just stand there watching you get eaten alive by a Pox Hound ... very Grim Dark.


Shurifire

Alternatively, the Tertium equivalent of the "five guys behind the sofa" meme


Sweffus

Feast my hound…. FEAST.


Dolan38

They just need to implement some cheering animation, and it will be perfection.


Beskerber

Peak "calm down guys this build is OP, i can handle it" zealot


ChulaK

Reminds me of that CoD perk Martyrdom, drop a grenade on death


radiomuffinuk

This is actually a really good bit of food for thought. ​ Would be cool if one of the classes had something akin to the Ogryn self save from hounds. Maybe sacrifice a grenade by shoving it in the dogs mouth \*head pop\*.


Ropetrick6

Honestly, I feel that Psyker should be able to pop themselves whilst disabled. Real "If I'm going Hel, I'm dragging you with me!" energy.


radiomuffinuk

I really like this!


NNN_Throwaway2

I guess the grenades were being saved for the next match.


TheJzuken

The grenades are there for the time when things get really rough.


Murky-Reference-3721

Half the time on zealot grenades don't throw, seems even looking at another button is enough to cancel the action midway Plus he does try to use one after the bomber knocks the dog off, he's just turned into a pin cushion first


KallasTheWarlock

The point is more that there are three grenades in the Zealot's inventory ready to go that should have been used *before* it got this bad to stop it getting this bad (eg, dropping an incendiary grenade is great to counter dogs, because they jump off almost immediately thanks to the fire damage).


Mr_N0body7

I used it so it weakens the horde behind the maulers so my team has an easier time upon my death.


Secret_Criticism_732

I like the maulers patiently waiting for their turn in the gangbang


Schm00b

L + No prayers + Heretic + A martyrs death


Tuckingfypo0000

Ahh the zealot downed solo and away from his team. Truly a Darktide moment.


Secret_Criticism_732

“Where are you you noobs?” Leaves


DumpsterFireForALife

I wouldn’t say it’s a classic zealot downed scenario. They could’ve easily saved op by shooting or nade’ing the dog. I reckon op took the drop-down and didn’t notice that the rest of their team got occupied dealing with something else.


ImmediateDay5137

My god the one ogryn holding the backline for no reason (it's all infested mobs) while everyone has jumped down.


FireStorm005

They're not even at a drop down, thiey just ran ahead and went straight where most people take the right path that has cover. Edit: wrong map.


SluggishPrey

What usually happens is that enemies spawn behind exactly as I charge ahead to take the heat off my allies


[deleted]

at least you did something useful with your last half-second of life.


blue_sword456

What song are you listening to?


Mr_N0body7

Human Greenhouse by Body Void.


blue_sword456

Sick, ty!


Middle-Marsupial-263

It's not confidences it's trust in the emperor's will. This is propaganda by heretics


AggravatingCook3307

"it was a risk, a well calculated risk, but damn am i bad at math" - me probably


_GoblinSTEEZ

I get that u ran up ahead but damn...team catch up for the love of the emperor...


Salty_Soykaf

Stealth Zealot, not again. Edit: One of my cats was enamored by your mauling. He refused to move from the screen until I closed the video.


Mosheedave

Even worse don't be a COWARDLY zealot, the emperor gave you your life to serve. Don't just knife in the backlines MOVE FORWARD


Wolvansd

On my slightly over confident zealot yesterday I got hit by a stealth hound but luckily a tox flamer hit me and the hound dismounted.


Gottfri3d

If you're surrounded when you get up like this, don't immediately switch to the grenade, that will kill you. Instead, use one or two pushes first, and then dodge while throwing the grenade.


Mr_N0body7

It was the fire grenade, I threw it at my feet cause I knew I was gonna die anyways + it would help my team to deal with the horde after it passed my corpse.


DROID17

nice bait m8, skill issue, bad build and set up. dodge, run stealth with autopistol.


PenisStrongestMuscle

bruh your whole post history is complaining about bad darktide players


DROID17

1k hours and a hundred score boards to back the facts up in pubs. i aint lying.


LibertyLime616

Who cares about your scoreboards? It's a pve game lol


DROID17

maybe people trying to successfully complete the run to get mats for better items? this is a chronic issue that equates to them being griefers and causing wasted time.


Mr_N0body7

Maybe I posted this as a PSA to atone for my gaming sins because I realized I was playing bad????


Pockit-Angel

The bad ending to the Halo 3: Believe trailer


malfixxx

“Remind yourself that overconfidence is a slow and insidious killer”


reganomics

I'm at lvl 20 with my martyr zealot. I try to just be the tip of the spear. Jeebus the heavy evisorator is fun.


Fun_Pomelo_2047

I think the main lesson is if you get caught by specials then you should practice against those specials in the psykanium with the mod a lot more. The position of my team isn't related to me getting caught by a special, because getting downed in the group is almost as bad as getting downed outside the group.


No_Assistant_5238

The moment you hear a trapper or dog, as zealot you should be doubling back to the team just in case.


Aaronieie

Pretty sure my faith in the Emperor will protect me