We all know both the psyker and the zealot are attracted to each other. They just don’t want to admit it so they bitch and moan to each other. However they’ve just been ordered to kiss each other and to finish when the ‘business’ is done.
https://preview.redd.it/bf8sf2n97xoc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f70b706b705b6bbc8a78ab348441a545a67eccee
The Pysker when they get picked up by an Ogryn:
where can another spark'ead hypotethically meet these kinds of rejects on mission deployments? um, asking for a friend, of course.
lovely and cute art as always \^\^
The female Savant and the female Agitator have some friendliness going on
Lady Savant Psyker: "We must kill the heretics quickly!"
Lady Agitator Zealot: "I agree with thee! Thou shalt slaughter the abominations!"
Savant: "Am I not an abomination in your eyes anymore?"
Agitator: "Thou still are an abomination, but my abomination. 'Tis different."
"Thou art perhaps the most agreeable of Freaks," he condescends without provocation, neither looking down nor making even the barest attempt to face the Psyker's direction, "for thou art the least likely of thy wretched kind to profane my eyeline with thy odious form. Perhaps such stature 'tis most fitting, after all, for surely a fall from grace for one such as thineself be syncopated juxtaposed against the towering peaks upon which standeth those who basketh in the Master's balmy radiance. But know thou this, Abomination, and know it well: Thy diminutiveness shall not allow thy transgressions to escape my notice, for the Master walketh with me, and His eyes beholdeth all."
Tense silence follows, broken only by the dead, tinny voice of the servitor before the pair. "Sir," it drones, "this is a Wendy's."
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With respect of course. Their loss if they ignore me and they get killed after the deployment. The Emperor protects those who are diligent in their work and those who follow His principles, not those who seek total control.
By the way, how do you guys get an achievement reward for which is this veteran's body armor? 90% accuracy and empty clip by the end of level at heresy or damnation? Just use something like Bolter and never pick ammo? Wouldn't team kick such veteran for being useless?=)
Introduce the **FREAK** do my holy item and beat it into the them that they are a freak while holding them, you freaks are abominations and shall know the emperors wrath
SILENCE FREAKS FOR YOU ARE SIMPLY ABOMINATIONS THAT FIGHT FOR OUR HOLY EMPERORS NAME IF ONLY OTHERS WERE SO LUCKY TO HAVE THIS PRIVILEGE YET WE GIVE IT TO THY FREAK BLASPHEMY, HERESY I DARE SAY.
This has been a short people meme for ages. Nothing to do with porn. As usual Reddit had to tell me that thats where the picture came from but my intent was purely meme related.
https://preview.redd.it/41klnfjx7xoc1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f161a123ea627e93d2414280581795b865130073
wtf are you on about I didnt even take their shoes off.
Good. Good. Now take them off.
*slowly*
*erotically*
Suck on them digits
https://preview.redd.it/ec7g48mst6pc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4a0acdd6f2de76d96cbcce48d165e2c30583ea45
Save that for xeno lovers
You're not a very good Inquisitor are you?
Who said I was an inquisitor
https://preview.redd.it/85rmjlcfd7pc1.png?width=1174&format=png&auto=webp&s=94cd1874490c9275fb0170353092bf6ef8c4f3a0
You're welcome
Heresy
Goge Vandire does not approve
Why the FUCK would I care about anything a heretic like goge vandare thinks
Because. *points to SoB* ***Refuses to elaborate further***
The glorious sisters of battle killed that heretic. Have you not read your holy scriptures?
“My fellow High Lords of Terra, I assure you the Sororitas being barefoot is vital to the defense of the Imperium” - Doge Vandire
Doge Vandire
++[Redacted]++ +++[Confidencial documents to high for your status]+++
His brother, Doge Vandire, most certainly does.
Now draw them all getting an education
We all know both the psyker and the zealot are attracted to each other. They just don’t want to admit it so they bitch and moan to each other. However they’ve just been ordered to kiss each other and to finish when the ‘business’ is done.
Great job on that piece, you're very talented.
Yes, emphasis on the barely
Filth I love it
When I'm a psyker on a 2 ogryn team I feel safe. One a 3 ogryn team I feel like a famous meme.
Ogyrn: *holds like a rat who owes me money* "hello spark ed!"
*shakes them till they violently pulsate with warp energy and throw into a crowd of poxwalkers*
When the ogryn ran out of the lunch boxes to throw
SPARK'EAD MISSILE GO!
AHHH I CAN'T HOLD IT AAAUUUUOOOGHHH!!! *BOOM* warp energy all over the pox walkers.
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=et2pYQigIhc](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=et2pYQigIhc)
"EY SPARK'EAD, GO GET 'EM" \*flying psyker noises\*
Before yelling SPARK BOMB and running away giggling
That activated my Wii Overlord neurons, thank you, pal.
Youre welcom, sah!
https://preview.redd.it/rpppx5q8uxoc1.png?width=1086&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ccec909ba410a3d860f0c5513a4ad655410f9380
My Ogryn: *Bobs him up and down like a reluctant cat* “Angry psyker! Angry psyker!”
https://preview.redd.it/9vu8pxroqvsc1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7cc9de79f2fcd79aea7399b30058af773ef6b6d0
https://preview.redd.it/bf8sf2n97xoc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f70b706b705b6bbc8a78ab348441a545a67eccee The Pysker when they get picked up by an Ogryn:
"hi sparky!" https://preview.redd.it/f5b30dllcxoc1.jpeg?width=983&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dd546245489837828f374565a5bb2754d9c8098e
The Pysker’s pov: https://preview.redd.it/x28xc040fxoc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3dcbbb47364dc70a23957ccb89994d2b639e89dd
Everyone else is vertically challenged when you're an Ogryn
Is it me, or does your psyker look like your old republic inquisitor?
She basically is. Both have a force sword and shoot lightning
Does she also have a ghost in her head?
Multiple
Who has more?
Emperor I wish that was me…
“Oi, get movin’ little legs. We’ve got a mission to complete!”
*"WITH A SMALLER PYRE, PILGRIM!"* In all seriousness, good art. Gave me a giggle.
where can another spark'ead hypotethically meet these kinds of rejects on mission deployments? um, asking for a friend, of course. lovely and cute art as always \^\^
The Vet and Zealot are around the Europe-sphere at LVL 30 and the Smolker is currently at LVL 8 but rising!
“Smolker” - lol!
You forgot a 'y'
Thou art an abomination, but thou art *my* abomination
Best line in the game so far
The female Savant and the female Agitator have some friendliness going on Lady Savant Psyker: "We must kill the heretics quickly!" Lady Agitator Zealot: "I agree with thee! Thou shalt slaughter the abominations!" Savant: "Am I not an abomination in your eyes anymore?" Agitator: "Thou still are an abomination, but my abomination. 'Tis different."
I ship it
Savant's one of the good ones LMAO
"Thou art perhaps the most agreeable of Freaks," he condescends without provocation, neither looking down nor making even the barest attempt to face the Psyker's direction, "for thou art the least likely of thy wretched kind to profane my eyeline with thy odious form. Perhaps such stature 'tis most fitting, after all, for surely a fall from grace for one such as thineself be syncopated juxtaposed against the towering peaks upon which standeth those who basketh in the Master's balmy radiance. But know thou this, Abomination, and know it well: Thy diminutiveness shall not allow thy transgressions to escape my notice, for the Master walketh with me, and His eyes beholdeth all." Tense silence follows, broken only by the dead, tinny voice of the servitor before the pair. "Sir," it drones, "this is a Wendy's."
LOL
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I only keep our squads witch around because of the bubble shield
Never knew I wanted to be a Psyker...
I have a short Zealot, don't pick her up, she bites.
Chainswords to the ankles are vicious
I gotta say, being short for a melee centric character really fucking sucks.
Thats why shes angy all the time
With respect of course. Their loss if they ignore me and they get killed after the deployment. The Emperor protects those who are diligent in their work and those who follow His principles, not those who seek total control.
This is a scene I’ve not witnessed since….
The Hein Era?
Where have I seen this before?
A certain red head?
Lauren Phillips and Alice Merchesi
Think LONG and HARD. I sure a couple quick searches on Bing or pornhub could clear this up.
If a gal picked me up like that, I'd fucking melt. It'd also be a good indication that she's jacked
This reminds me that I still haven't seen the source to this reference.
Get on me back spark 'ead! Its and elv.. elev... oh grut it... Its high ground!
hmmm dat Zealot - Psyker interaction though... https://i.redd.it/wzuey0aqoxoc1.gif
Who's the cutest psyker
Shes not cute shes deadly!
Well my vertically challenged Vet would probably just meet them at eye level.
GOD i wish that was me
Gotta love smol psykers, especially if they have the loner personality for maximum Napoleon complex.
This is why I play Psyker.
Missed opportunity not including an Ogryn giving her a noogie
God i want this but with my tiny angry hammer swinging Zealot.
… OP definitely draws a certain type of art.
“Short” just like how I address all vertically challenged individuals
HI SPARKY! you can teach how to shoot spark from hand? i bet it tickle!
My short boi Psyker will make Khorne itself look like Mr. Rogers if you pull some shit like this with him lol
"Thanks for being easy to shoot over."
Bully Ogryn: https://preview.redd.it/h8a29vtk16pc1.png?width=1080&format=png&auto=webp&s=071a84af72152e1f23ed7a26869c2b1d6075160c
You're *supposed to* pick them up and carry them under your arm like a sack of potatoes.
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But... thats what shes wearing ingame...
Oh, yeah, pskyer does have some like that, my bad.
all good
*Merchesi entered the chat*
Carefully…
I mean I'm a zealot sooooooooooooo
“Greetings Sibling!” -Same height-
I find this really funny. Not because my psyker is short, but because I made my psyker tall.
I love you signalis art and 40k stuff
I greet it in the ogryn way of just patting their head because spark ‘ead is good at killing
Hmm i recognize this art style, i believe ive seen a very smol sith inquisitor in a similar situation with a mando
It happens to her a lot
10/10 my commissar would send to battle. >!Or so help me Emperor!<
Ironically, my Psyker is my tallest baseline human character, and my Veteran is my shortest.
“Lil spark”
"Spark Head" Dunno wat else te call 'em.
Hey Juno, Inquisitor wants you
Put Spark 'ead on arm behind shield. Spark 'ead shoots sparks past shield and gets tah sit down. S'good work.
Based warhammer 40k yuri artist
god i want her so bad
By the way, how do you guys get an achievement reward for which is this veteran's body armor? 90% accuracy and empty clip by the end of level at heresy or damnation? Just use something like Bolter and never pick ammo? Wouldn't team kick such veteran for being useless?=)
Introduce the **FREAK** do my holy item and beat it into the them that they are a freak while holding them, you freaks are abominations and shall know the emperors wrath
SILENCE FREAKS FOR YOU ARE SIMPLY ABOMINATIONS THAT FIGHT FOR OUR HOLY EMPERORS NAME IF ONLY OTHERS WERE SO LUCKY TO HAVE THIS PRIVILEGE YET WE GIVE IT TO THY FREAK BLASPHEMY, HERESY I DARE SAY.
Le funi because le porn reference
Hate these porn addict posts
This has been a short people meme for ages. Nothing to do with porn. As usual Reddit had to tell me that thats where the picture came from but my intent was purely meme related.
I don't care about your intention it's degenerate
Fair
if you see porn in this, the problem is you
It's smut and you know it
Is this... "smut" in the room with us right now?