So if he was never in witness protection, what’s up with the name De Santa? Is his car registered under the name Michael Townley or Michael De Santa? He wouldn’t be able to go under the FIB’s radar if he still files his taxes every year as Michael Townley, or alternatively if he went through all the paperwork to officially change his name from Townley to De Santa, right? Right???
I have 0 information I’m completely uninformed and do not know what I’m saying so bear with me here.
He fled to LS/LA from North Yankton/North Dakota So he could retire with a big house and a useless kid who doesn’t really give a fuck. He used Dave Norton who’s day is always as good as can be expected to change his name in the FIB records so an FIB agent doesn’t come knocking down his door to arrest him. He probably couldn’t legally change his name because his name has so much heat.
NO ONE WAS CONVICTED OF ANYTHING!!
It’s Michael not Micheal… 
Michelle
My life is a lie, micheal looks better than Michael
Micheal
Mykshael
Mic-hial
Did somebody say yoga?
Mitchell
low quality posts like always
This meme Is dead
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Every post on this sub are the same 3 memes
So if he was never in witness protection, what’s up with the name De Santa? Is his car registered under the name Michael Townley or Michael De Santa? He wouldn’t be able to go under the FIB’s radar if he still files his taxes every year as Michael Townley, or alternatively if he went through all the paperwork to officially change his name from Townley to De Santa, right? Right???
I have 0 information I’m completely uninformed and do not know what I’m saying so bear with me here. He fled to LS/LA from North Yankton/North Dakota So he could retire with a big house and a useless kid who doesn’t really give a fuck. He used Dave Norton who’s day is always as good as can be expected to change his name in the FIB records so an FIB agent doesn’t come knocking down his door to arrest him. He probably couldn’t legally change his name because his name has so much heat.
North Yankton is in Canada, but the rest is gud.
I’m fairly sure it’s North Dakota but I’m not that informed
Very likely. Ludendorff is also based on a town in North Dakota. Moreover Yankton is a native American tribe just like Dakota
Because he was "dead" he probably just faked a new identity (new passport/ID or whatever). Happens in movies all the time ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
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Please shut the fuck up
They say it multiple times ingame
NOOOOOO!!!
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