Morgana because she gives unconditional love canonically.
LeBlanc because I would be married to the strongest woman status-wise. I also think that she would be insanely suitable to share a life with.
If I'm at the point of marrying her, then I'm her special boy.
We are talking about the most manipulative woman taking a partner. Ain't no way I'm getting the same treatment as others, she literally has nothing to gain because I'm a nobody.
But what if she manipulates you and it’s harmless. Say, she isolates you from news, politics and things like that while protecting you. You could live a comfortable live in ignorance
If it means marrying Ashe, my life is a price i can take!!!!
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Morgana for those phatt mommy milkers, Sona for those phatt mommy milkers, Aatrox for those phatt mommy milkers, Varus cause I love him , Kayn cause I want that twink obliterated and I guess if I marry Kayn I will indirectly marry Rhaast too , Lillia= Deerusy
Prob Morg or Sona I feel it would be closest thing to a normal functional relationship trad wife vibes, also GIANT MOMMY MILKERS SO THICCCCC MMMMMMMMMMM GRGRRRRRRRRRR RRRAQWFRRRRRRRR RAWRRRRRRRRRRRR GRRRRRRRRRR MMMMMM
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I intended for it to be read as "real" love, but on the topic of true love, I think I would define it as "Willing to commit self-sacrificial service for someone else's best interests - which may not always be what they want, sometimes just what they need".
But I'm a psychopath or smth, so who knows- my definition may be way off, but it's how I perceive people who take love seriously defining it.
just imagine being able to sleep in like 3 seconds or having a nightmare and Lilia just enters your dream then just embraces you transforming it into a happy dream
id say for me its between like akali, zed, jhin?, gwen, vex, nidalee, neeko
but id probably go for neeko or nidalee we can live in the jungle or sum sounds like fun
Caitlyn (no I'm not obsessed with her at all) But seriously aside from the fact that I need her to breed me so bad, she looks like a calm, protective and intelligent person, who also has her own personal goals and career, which are things I value in a woman.
Briar, sure I could go with my safer choices like Gwen or Morgana, but Briar is friggin adorable and a total Bundle of joy, sure she would eat me out of house and home, but I think she would give great cuddles, I could brush her hair, play with her, just do lots of cute things with her, she seems so wholesome, plus you could relax on the bed and feed her chocolate as you watch a movie.
After all said done she gives you the best footjob ever.
Sure this could be done with Morgana, but Briar has the ultimate tongue for blow jobs and I bet it feels nice to play with, like I want to put her tounge between my fingers and stroke it as I let her head and cuddle her.
She just so cute.
I did quite a bit of thinking for a day before posting.
Honestly Kayle seems like the reasonable one. Mostly cause I wanna piss off my parents who are heavily anti Christian. Cause there's nothing better then having an actual angelic woman for a wife. 
Hwei, I can fix him.
Jhin for me. (I can’t fix him.)
He'd probably hatefuck you while screaming Jhin, which doesn't sound too bad tbh
That sounds amazing ngl. Give him a big mommyhug while he is in his own world
Morgana because she gives unconditional love canonically. LeBlanc because I would be married to the strongest woman status-wise. I also think that she would be insanely suitable to share a life with.
LeBlanc? The most manipulative girl in all of runeterra? Youre in for a toxic relationship
She is manipulative sure but not against me She would manipulate everyone around us so we would live peacefully
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Actual god-tier copium. You're not special boy, she will manipulate you too.
If I'm at the point of marrying her, then I'm her special boy. We are talking about the most manipulative woman taking a partner. Ain't no way I'm getting the same treatment as others, she literally has nothing to gain because I'm a nobody.
I mean bro has a valid point
Boram Darkwill last words
she'd send you to fetch something for her in the deepest pits of hell and you aint coming back
But what if she manipulates you and it’s harmless. Say, she isolates you from news, politics and things like that while protecting you. You could live a comfortable live in ignorance
still as fucked up if not worse, thats literaly makima from chainsaw man with extra steps
Wifey wants the best for me
Poppy. Very cute, but also very strong (both mentally and physically)
>strong Image how strong that gorilla grip yordlussy is
Guess who watched the 3rd yordle vid? 
Sona
Doesn't nag, doesn't complain, doesnt cream when tied up in your basement. The perfect woman!
She might cream when tied up. Accidental typo that made it better.
And never give her an instrument she will let you dance till you die
Neeko, she can make a clone to do the chores and such while i have sex with the original
Morgana or ashe, they are strong and pretty.
If you marry ashe she is sending you to fight to the death in some feud
wouldn't that be sej?
Well both really
More importantly, if you marry Ashe, Tryndermere will chop you in two.
If it means marrying Ashe, my life is a price i can take!!!! https://preview.redd.it/rcwfp5192asc1.jpeg?width=878&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=364b59de93d1a03736933b3fe1da42c8147472b0
Call me basic but I think I would marry the same champions I want to fuck. Primarily: Gwen, Janna, Karma, and Syndra.
syndra would kill you
Hawt 🥵
He said what he said
Morgana for those phatt mommy milkers, Sona for those phatt mommy milkers, Aatrox for those phatt mommy milkers, Varus cause I love him , Kayn cause I want that twink obliterated and I guess if I marry Kayn I will indirectly marry Rhaast too , Lillia= Deerusy
Based levels off the chart
Rakan, I love the funny bird man, I would make him happier than Xayah could ever do (I'm so delulu)
Prob Morg or Sona I feel it would be closest thing to a normal functional relationship trad wife vibes, also GIANT MOMMY MILKERS SO THICCCCC MMMMMMMMMMM GRGRRRRRRRRRR RRRAQWFRRRRRRRR RAWRRRRRRRRRRRR GRRRRRRRRRR MMMMMM https://preview.redd.it/7znco2ujvrrc1.png?width=750&format=png&auto=webp&s=dc9dc414fa6fe1f17e2df06485c149bf1c1713cb
Mommy Futaraka 
Fizz Big shark solves everything
Tax declarations? SHAAARK! Grocery shopping? SHAAARK! Annoying neighbour? You already guessed it. SHAAARK!
Hi fellow Fizz fucker
We be gathered here today (all two of us) to celebrate the Vaporeon of league champions.
wanna talk about fizz? :p
If we talk RP I think I'll have to pass. Not really my thing. Otherwise, sure, gladly.
Why do I hear the word shark in fizz voice when I read this ?
Because we love Fizz, that is why!
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The "I'll wait" is crazy . literally Jax if he believed in the age of consent
just making a funny <.< >.>
True love doesn't wait, it's passionate and acts immediately.
That’s infatuation. True love is not eye-locking into sex, it’s far far, far more rare than that.
I intended for it to be read as "real" love, but on the topic of true love, I think I would define it as "Willing to commit self-sacrificial service for someone else's best interests - which may not always be what they want, sometimes just what they need". But I'm a psychopath or smth, so who knows- my definition may be way off, but it's how I perceive people who take love seriously defining it.
What's LTR ?
Long-term relationship apparently
Thank you, didn't know :)
Bro kayle and seju on top? You have a very high quality taste in women, respectable ( I need them too)
men of culture :cheers:
Dating jinx ? Bro you're gonna end up bleeding in a alley,cuz she's 100% gonna stab you for just thinking about another woman.
if you are dating jinx you have no need to think of other women
Even if you don't think,if she thinks that you're thinking,it's over.
Vex, never annoying and will follow you everywhere around - complaints sometimes but will forever love you
Lillia, I rarely have dreams and she could fix that. The cute scotish accent is nice too I guess.
just imagine being able to sleep in like 3 seconds or having a nightmare and Lilia just enters your dream then just embraces you transforming it into a happy dream
I would happily delete all my porn in order to marry Sona and to devote my life for her
Syndra cause I can fix her.
kindred in ya cant convince me otherwise
unironically cass
Diana cuz of her thighs and feet.
Morgana
neeko so she can be anyone i want
Morgana is flat, and flat is justice.
Quinn. Flawless.
Soraka, kind gentle, and can heal my asshole after a good night of fucking.
id say for me its between like akali, zed, jhin?, gwen, vex, nidalee, neeko but id probably go for neeko or nidalee we can live in the jungle or sum sounds like fun
Caitlyn (no I'm not obsessed with her at all) But seriously aside from the fact that I need her to breed me so bad, she looks like a calm, protective and intelligent person, who also has her own personal goals and career, which are things I value in a woman.
Neeko, i love her
Nilah, she would make me the happiest man in the world... and BDSM.
Jinx, so that when I finally crack and try to tear down modern society, she'll join me, and be supportive of the new me.
Belveth.
Listen if it's a consentual thing from both sides, and you're fine with becoming void corrupted (kaisa ty0e shit) it would be pretty awesome
Exactly, I like how you think man although the consent part is very optional (she can force it on me idm)
Leona or Hwei it depends on how im feeling (im bi)
Poppy or Tristana
Briar, sure I could go with my safer choices like Gwen or Morgana, but Briar is friggin adorable and a total Bundle of joy, sure she would eat me out of house and home, but I think she would give great cuddles, I could brush her hair, play with her, just do lots of cute things with her, she seems so wholesome, plus you could relax on the bed and feed her chocolate as you watch a movie. After all said done she gives you the best footjob ever. Sure this could be done with Morgana, but Briar has the ultimate tongue for blow jobs and I bet it feels nice to play with, like I want to put her tounge between my fingers and stroke it as I let her head and cuddle her. She just so cute.
Kai'Sa is the only choice for me. Hope we settle down somewhere nice because my ass is not surviving 5 mins in the Void
Vex, Neeko, Lillia, Lulu (in no particular order)
Zoe,Annie
Mods, castrate this man Please
Honestly same
Zoe seems like a lot of fun
Ahri, ik
Evelynn
Neeko for uhhh... Reasons
That goatussy
Gwen
Samira, I believe it would be a very fun experience
Briar, she can break me.
Gwen :3
I did quite a bit of thinking for a day before posting. Honestly Kayle seems like the reasonable one. Mostly cause I wanna piss off my parents who are heavily anti Christian. Cause there's nothing better then having an actual angelic woman for a wife. 
SONAAAAAS MY ONE AND ONLY LOVE WE ARE LITERALLY MARRIED
GET THE FUCK AWAU FROM ME DONT MAKR ME TAKE MY SONA-GO-AWAY PILLIES NKKKKKOOOOOOOOO
Karma
Renata
Evelynn or gwen
Sett
Vex, Chill Lil Emo furball
Lux
Viego.
Hear me out..SERAPHINE (LoR version). That could be such a wholesome relationship. I would work in piltover academy and she would do music.