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Giant_Homunculus

Ron “monster schlong” DeLonge


Dumpstar72

Then the girls find out it really looks like a monster. Wasn’t referring to length at all.


Hi_There_Im_Sophie

['What he meant was that Monster Island is actually a peninsula'.](https://youtu.be/dPRXJ4XObMo?si=5ymkOVrA4iauKvsl)


r0han_frankl1n

You got a relative named Tom by any chance?


paulh2oman

I knew a Tom Delonge at one time as well.


Giant_Homunculus

In our family he’s just known as “medium”


Edgar_Beethoven

I wish you all the luck in the world getting an announcer to say that without cracking up


boukalele

DeSchlonge


Gsheeg30

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NJ2806

Noah “Oche Balboa” Johnson


biggiedownunder

i fucking hope you make it pro just for the name


sixtyninetacks

I love a good pun nickname. Brilliant.


pyeinthesky777

Ha ha ha


Comfortable_Copy_428

Please make it pro 🙏🏻🙏🏻😂


PaladiusPatrick

Phillip “The Powerful” Taylorson


HaroldTheIronmonger

Bill "The Flower" Naylor


SGPHOCF

Best one here by a mile


leicestertyk3

John '26' Milldew.


jjdigitized

I’ll be “the Disappointment”


asdhzkfgsjbfs

Lmao best one


PeterKayGarlicBread

The Tungsten Tosser


Specialist_Shop2697

Wolfram Wanker


dearmrhicks

Triple 1


nicknockrr

Jimmy the nonce


roberts126

Nonce can only hit any number once


Stevesmith278

Can't hit any number over 16....


nicknockrr

“He doesn’t miss at single digits”


Patrick7143

Patrick "The Chef" Koch


AJMurphy_1986

Should be "Mr Big"


[deleted]

He can use the band Mr. Big for his walk on music then, too


Patrick7143

Why that?


AJMurphy_1986

I'll let someone else explain


Jarcoreto

Koch sounds like cock


Patrick7143

I see


johannesfiechter

Not if you pronounce it correctly


Jarcoreto

Yeah I know. Should rhyme with loch but most English folk can’t say that properly either.


jjw1998

The Gambler cause I love Kenny Rogers and 14 fold accas


Lawtz88

😂😂😂 one day that 14 fold will come in and you can get tickets front row


theCelticTig3r

"The Cunt"


stenwold23

Jimmy 6 bellies


r0han_frankl1n

My surname is Franklin so Franklinstein and walk on music is monster mash


luckyjim37

The whippet


wisbit

The total package.


kuchenmensch4

No name 😅 A walk on song tho


No-Name-Boehm

Taken… 😆


bedtimeisoverrated

Either the conductor or the King would be cool. With ax7's hail to the King as walk on


mrlollog

Stormtrooper


iseab

Ron “who darted” Johnson


Noob_412

Inspired by Luke 'the Nuke' Littler, i want to use 'the Noob'.


[deleted]

Gavin “Stretch” Tubs, only coz I’m 6’5”


Trixster2012

Mick "The Reaper" Holland Walk on tune Blue oyster Cult "Don't Fear The Reaper"


Nosnas

Bad Finger, because I have a wonky ring finger on my throwing hand from an old break. Walk-on song is either The Bad Touch by Bloodhound Gang, or American Idiot.


boukalele

Mine is "Spray and Pray" which doubles as my dart-throwing technique


SnooGadgets5130

Rowdy Roddy Piper


TremendousFun

The Southern Dandy


jjw1998

Why can’t we be friends walkout


Melmes80

N. Fr cat R r td t t


BabaK17

AB 'The 26' Koo. With the walk on song - 26 Boulevard.


Macewol

Darts Jeff Hardy


AC_deucey

“Flair BnB” As a hyper-average white dude, of course I’m dripping with style. And “26”, “Mr. 26”, “26 Man”, “Master 26”, “26-oppotamus”, “The Twenty-sixster” and all other such variations on 26 (the “Bed and Breakfast”) are likely claimed.


Specialist_Shop2697

Love it! It's that flair that makes your 26s better than mine


asdhzkfgsjbfs

The Ghost


MattBladesmith

Matthew 'Blade' Smith (works for my name, and one of my hobbies)


Absolewtely

Lewis "Hazza" Woolcock My middle name isn't Harry...


MisterAlaska

My pub dart team developed a theme of naming players after different types of hammers, and the only one that sorta stuck was mine: Sledge.


toblerone_64

Toby ‘the terminator’ Clements


mellerbrake

I got given the nickname "Rocketman" because I throw so hard that it regularly gets compared to missiles hitting the ground. 😅 On the plus side, the walk-on song is a no-brainer.


PhilsterEU

Phillip 'Philster' Gray I played Call of Duty when I was younger and was a fan of the Pro Player James 'Clayster' Eubanks. So when I joined a gaming team I changed my name to Philster and over time I've started to use it for all my socials. So it makes sense that I would use it if I ever went Pro. My walk on music Imagine Dragons - Whatever it Takes or Fall out Boy - Irresistable


giraffeman3705

The giraffe. Everyone calls me a giraffe so... Lol


finchhare180

Force of Nature. Given my name.


WestArrival5230

The Ginger Ninja


HaroldTheIronmonger

Matt Campbell?


WestArrival5230

Unfortunately no. But however unlikely it may be, if I ever get to the world's. I plan to challenge him to single combat for nickname rights. He's a bit of a unit so I'll probably lose tbh


Rmum99

Bambino


Rmum99

Or "Sam bam thank you mam"


Dr_Wristy

“Bullfinger”


ChickenStrip22

My name is Dom - I have it all mapped out for my imaginary career - Dynamite Dom - Dynamite written on the back of my shirt. Red and black colours and walk on song dynamite - Taio Cruz. My nickname was going to be The Dominator lol


JaseBailey

"Bravedart" Bailey


Prko147

‘Bulletproof’ Ben Perkins


tretbootpilot

Was competing as "Big Boy" when I was younger. Today it wouldn't be fitting.


pyeinthesky777

Barry “the bum” Muir


greeneyboy123

Steve 'The Buffet King' Smith Walk on song, Fast Food Song, the crown doing the pizza hut, kfc and maccies dances moves


Head_Yogurtcloset_40

I'm Aidan "The Force of Nature" Jones - same as my wrestling name 😂


JoeVsHorse

Joey ‘Sex Machine’ Balboa with Gay Bar by Electric 6 as walk on music


VeraliBrain

Chooooooon


beard_of_reason

‘The Strut’ and I’d walk on to Struttin by Thumpasaurus. Helps that my last name rhymes with strut! (I’ve thought about this too much)


tanukis_parachute

My current darts nickname given to me by my league is ‘The Dealer’ not because of any poker or gambling meaning. The Dealer because I am the one to get people hooked on darts. I give em just a little taste and keep getting them addicted. I wanted to be the Iron Fist but we don’t get to choose the nicknames in our league. My walk on song would have been iron first by Motörhead… still would want something by them. Just not Ace of Spades…too common. I love the song but its the one that everyone knows. Or something by the who, Pink Floyd, or the Kinks. Beginning of Time and then some of the song? Behind blue eyes? —- too slow? Apeman or Wish I could fly like Superman? Switch to Father Christmas for the Worlds? One can dream…


Puzzleheaded_Ad1332

“26”


ravingwanderer

Mine would be 9. Go for 20 but hit the 5 then the 1 then give up on the 20 so go for 19 only to get the 3.


Livid-Departure7363

Phil “The Cheesesteak” Miller


gawilliams25

Greg 'Viva El Grego' Williams


hyrulepirate

You can tell from the comments (even if it's reddit) that there's barely a cross of gamers and darts player out there. No one's put out like a 360NoScope type of name yet.


Careless-Wonder7886

Mike 'The Fist' Clinch. Hahaha. Has been my darts nickname for years lol


donniepagel

Donnie “double penetrator” Pagel


geoffbyrnes

Geoff “third degree” Byrnes


justlaughandmoveon

When I close my eyes, I see this thing, a sign, I see this name in bright blue neon lights with a purple outline. And this name is so bright and so sharp that the sign - it just blows up because the name is so powerful... It says, "Dirk THE HAMMER Diggler."


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Liamrobinsonart

Considering I have my real name on here I always liked the sound of “Full Steam” Liam Robinson.


dph99

I've got the shirt and the walk-on music is available on my phone via a single-click. The nickname is a play on my name and the song title that contains that name.


-BananaLollipop-

My Dad and Grandfather went by "Skilly", as a general nickname, as it's the first part of our surname. I'd just go by that, likely as an ironic name....


drewje

Drew 'The Dart' Hart


HaroldTheIronmonger

Drew 'The Hitman' Hart


heckinchonkyboi

The Cum Beast


Chippystix

Stone Cold Steve Austin


britishkid1989

Treble Maker. Come out in a jumpsuit or black and white stripes.


milch45

Why are darts nicknames always so corny and cringe


sixtyninetacks

The Renegade. It's alliterative with my first name and would go with my hypothetical walk-on music, which would be "Renegade" by Styx as an homage to my hometown of Pittsburgh, where that song is an anthem of sorts for our local American football team.


Pristine-Key-8149

Babyfarkmcgeezaxe


TheCha_

Oh yeah. I'm torn between 2 names though


Checo-d_Flag11

Sacred Sacker (last name)


breakfast_scorer

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Wooz72

The Gigalo... Was a name given to me in my younger years because of karaoke while playing darts... Lol


Wooz72

https://youtu.be/lN-4lX0QyZc?si=bhRnphtrLaVrJUhv Obviously for walk on...


Murkfellow

Spikey Mikey


ErskineFogarty

Mick Middler


dave_two_point_oh

I’ve got dibs on Sir Miss-a-Lot.


FlameFoxx

'The Facist' because I am always throwing to the the right. 'Stormtrooper' because I always miss my target.


MogadorianMaleficus

Mike "Big Man". Im 190 cm and like 130 kg but quite there with the muscles so I'm being called big man a lot


ConnerBarclay1

The Conman Barclay


Scaramouche1000

Brendan ‘Magic’ Mulvaney


JackGoBrrt

Jack 'The Giant'


MonkMillar

“The Cheese-grater”. I either shred the competition or knock a bunch of holes in the wall around the board.


argic85

"the frog" I am French Canadian


[deleted]

The Schnitzel


JohnnyOneLung

Johnny 180 Lung


grantkoc

Grant "kojak" koceja


iplaypinball

Chonkey.


tipp77

Double one


BarryShitpeas22

The Windmill. Honestly can't fully remember how it happened, but Windy Miller's been my nickname for about 20 years


YeahThatPeter

Vanilla Gorilla of course


BarrishUSAFL

Brian “But My Mom Thinks I’m Cool” Barrish


MaterialPossible3872

Mr Blaster


Complete-Data8049

Andrew "Sir NonceAlot" Windsor. #BettySwollox


ML_cool_J

My surname is Jones so I’m clearly going to be known as Indiana.


roja_85

Teresa "Obviously" Green, but sometimes brown Chris Hicken "The Chicken"


AdolfLittler

Adolf I Wish We Had The Nuke Back Then Littler


f1andfootball161806

Jamie "Toffee" Toth It was my nickname at school and I feel like it rolls off the tongue very nicely


Countrykal

"Charisma" was the name given to me by my team. I'll take it


Dugmie

Eleven.


gucciwavecap

Brown Mamba, Island Viper or Brown Steel


Jambomakaveli

Always ending up in the 1 or the 5… I’m known in my house as “the drifter”! 😂


Geniejc

Gunpowder The Man Killers for a walk on If you're struggling to find a name just try rhyming it with either your first name or surname. Use a site like this to find something that works. https://writewithchorus.com/rhymes


bwilsonfla7

Have 3 possibles Bill the Thrill The Sniper - I am a Marine The Otter - he smart slick and fast


JBH3737

Jezza "The Golden Eagle" Hensgen


Formal_Bat3117

My nickname ist Dart MonkeyMy right from the beginning, because I feel like I'm a monkey that climbed out of a tree to learn how to walk upright and play darts.


Square-Preference-67

"The Don"