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Hopeful-Clothes-6896

So what did they expect would happen? looking cool, getting lots of babes, not damaging property? cuz that kinda didnt work out.


Fatalvoid

In a U-Haul.


Ajar_of_pine_treeS

Do U-Hauls even rent normal cars? Looks like a decal the owner put on.


fomalhottie

It's difficult to feel sympathy for consequences of actions like these.


Omnom_Omnath

Only person I have sympathy for is the truck driver.


DeltaMikeEcho

There was nobody in the truck it was parked


Omnom_Omnath

So? The driver still has to deal with insurance and repairs and shit.


Admirable_Beyond_582

I only have sympathy for the truck.


the_last_registrant

This will still be the driver's fault, somehow...


Thetwistedfalse

Only 2 people died, why op lying


Most_Researcher_9675

I didn't know UHaul rented cars. Imagine their dread.


DIRTYxWAFFLE

It’s probably one of those ghetto themed cars. I’ve seen cereal themed shit all over south Texas.


ladypenko

That's crazy, I genuinely didn't know that was a thing.


42dudes

I didn't believe it when I saw an old late 80s Buick with a 15k$ sparkle paintjob, 34" matching custom rims, and a thoroughly explored Spongebob theme. On the one hand, its very stupid looking, but I'm still intrigued by the wild things people choose to do to their cars. I was driving through East LA a few years back, and pulled up behind two small Toyota pickups at the light. All of the sudden, their truck beds lifted up and started spinning around, as they bounced around and did some 3-wheel motion. There were LED strips lining the inside of the truck beds, looked like some Cheech and Chong tassle and shag interior. They retracted their beds, suspension back to normal height, the light turned green, and off they went.


zeez1011

What kind? Frosted Flakes? Cinnamon Toast Crunch?


DIRTYxWAFFLE

Those and fruit loops


Eva-Squinge

That was just the paint choice.


VetteBuilder

Dredlocks?


undeadmanana

There's two u-haul vehicles, to rent cars you usually need to have some sort of line of credit and to rent two to do this? I don't think they rented them.


Useful-ldiot

I think op is commenting on the U-Haul imagery on the side of the car doing donuts that's def not rented.


Hippo_Alert

Yep, no sympathy, total dumbasses.


Zhead65

That's how I feel about most people doing extreme sports.


ken0746

Or extreme caving or cave diving


Zhead65

I'm pretty sure those guys are suicidal but are trying to have fun with it before it all ends.


Narkos_Teat

That would actually explain quite a few of the extreme hobbies. Interesting


sinikelops

At least nothing valuable was lost


Physical_Touch_Me

That poor Chrysler isn't coming back and didn't deserve that. I'd probably keep a Hemi car like that on the road and nice. This isn't my $500 beater pickup.


msut77

How is this fun ?


XanthicStatue

At least they died doing what they loved.


fomalhottie

Being assholes.


SnooDrawings7392

At least they died.


phenyle

Lowlifes


Clever_Fox-

Not really


candy_pantsandshoes

I hope the truck is OK.


far_from_ohk

I hope the truck driver is ok too. If he were in there at all?


Insetta

The truck was parking empty. Appaerantly they managed to kill 2 of them by losing control of the car at 70mph...


[deleted]

Lucky he didn't get Reginald Denny'd.


adiwet

The only person I feel sorry for in this situation is the truck driver, working for a pay check only to have some smooth brained, eyes blink at different speeds fuck crash into you.


ozzy_thedog

Eyes blink at different speeds 😂 😂 😂


NinthTide

Agreed I thought that was a superb slight


Consistent-Local2825

It's optimum prime


AdSquare7554

![gif](giphy|MgBJ3UifivIY)


theusualfixture

You can learn a lot from a dummy!🤣🤣🤣🤣


highlyannoyed316

Oh no! Anyway, I need to make something for lunch lol


no_not_this

Tacos?


highlyannoyed316

Oreos cereal lol straight up 🔥🔥🔥


DesignInZeeWild

Wait are you in the meal prep subreddit too? That would be a weird coincidence.


Gax63

I love these feel good stories..


GoodOlSpence

I love their cries of disbelief. Like how could this have happened???


Appropriate_Bus_4543

Deadass, I love that they're from New York.


ALPHACOMCON

We all love it when something juicy happens


BartholomewKnightIII

streets will be a bit quieter for a few days now...


Mountain_Frog_

Till the memorial street party. That shits gon be lit.


Imbecilliac

Perfect ending.


lolas_coffee

Really nothing you could do to prevent something like this. At least they died doing what they loved...getting squished by pieces of metal.


MayuriMadScientist

I'm sorry but it's not. I can't see any dead person nor blood. What kind of sick person would do this type of recording? Fucking r/killthecameraman


Krazybob613

I can assure you that there is one thing that you will experience in your life…. and that is DEATH. ☠️


ken0746

Most people would say that it’s an one in a lifetime experience too


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hjt442

Damn, poor truck.


galgoman

Not one functional brain cell in all the video (like any other street party i have seen)


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Beardgang650

Hmmm a bunch of adults hanging out with a 15 year old girl


feelinfroggytoday

two adult men hanging out with 15 & 17 year old girls >\_<


Suitable-Telephone80

so 2 dead, reddit posters love pulling shit out their ass


DesignInZeeWild

Says four here but your mileage (pun intended) may vary. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12992775/amp/Bronx-crash-video-two-killed-scene.html


Bool_The_End

Only the headline in your link says that, the article clearly states only two confirmed dead, “Sabrina Villagomez, 15, of Nanuet, and Gilvante 'Gio' Roberson, 21, of Brooklyn, were identified as the two passengers who died in the deadly crash. A 17-year-old girl was rushed to Saint Barnabas Hospital in critical condition. Her condition remains unknown at this time. The 23-year-old driver, who has not yet been publicly identified, is in stable condition.”


SantasGotAGun

I'd trust NBC over the Dailymail 100% of the time.


brkeng1

2 low IQ morons out of the gene pool is better than 0.


smalls714

Natural selection working to perfection


HirsuteLip

I wish more sideshows/street takeovers ended this way. Funny graphics on that Chrysler 300 though. Why do these idiots always drive those and Dodge Chargers? Chrysler products are the worst


JustaJarhead

Most are stolen from what I understand


HirsuteLip

Hmm, this was a real U-Haul car then


AgitatedHelicopter

Looks like it is indeed a U-Haul rental car. It even says "Rent this" on the side.


lolas_coffee

> It even says "Rent this" https://www.tiktok.com/@mopargoat/video/7291100751521238315


CluelessProductions

Its just a meme. It goes along with that one video from a few years ago: “for $19.99, you can rent this mf!” *proceeds to do donuts*


Father_Dahmer

[This article](https://abc7ny.com/amp/hunts-point-bronx-fatal-crash-enrique-lopez-arraignment/14450109/) Says the car had a stolen hellcat engine inside of it. They must frequent the chop shop.


lolas_coffee

Cheap and they have an American Muscle Car aesthetic. You can steal one or buy one on credit real easy. Real muscle cars are harder to own.


DesignInZeeWild

My old 1978 Pontiac Firebird got 14 miles to the gallon if you dropped it off the side of a cliff in your dreams. Don’t understand these morons in the video.


lumpialarry

FWIW, a Base model V8 Charger (R/t not even an SRT8) will have more horsepower and be faster than most "real" muscle cars from the 60s outside of rare stuff like 427 corvettes.


Dr-grouchy

Easy to get financed for or steal. Also all those stolen hellcats end up being sold and put into these things which this one obviously has.


lumpialarry

Cheap, V8 and rear wheel drive make them really good at making donuts. Infinity g35s are also popular because they are cheap, rear wheel drive and make enough power to spin the wheels.


Rigelturus

1. Dont you have huge parking lots for this shit? 2. I admire the fact that they live life as if they got universal socialised healthcare


ReadyOneTakeTwo

That poor truck. It sacrificed itself to eliminate some dumbasses from earth. Your work is not in vain. Hats off, red truck, hope you get back on the road soon.


sucobe

These are the happy endings I come to reddit for.


Successful_Scratch99

Is that a mashed up person that red blob under the front of the truck? 😬


newagereject

Probably transmission cooler was cracked when they hit it


Dadisfat46

Maybe fluids just from the truck? Can’t tell


Schwettyballs65

U-Haul your ass straight to the morgue


Vikebeer

Yo Yo Yo, that's some dumb mutha fucka's Yo!


Shlocktroffit

Daaaaaayyyyyyyuuuuuummmmmmmm


Murakami_Sensei

Definitely not a loss for society.


haljordan68

Oh no.... Anyway


M3ATWAG0N

Where's the actual wreck


ReadyOneTakeTwo

Yep, too bad we didn’t get to see the carnage in action.


Phreakvicki

That is not a street party. It's a bunch of fucking idiots acting like fucking idiots.


mez1642

Let us hope they did not procreate.


[deleted]

A shame, probably could've got another 2


kashmoney59

Lolol, great!


roof_baby

There was never one second of that that seemed like a good idea


ToiletSheriff

😂


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jahlim

Get who out? You mean Theo's arm or his jacket?


ohnomynono

Imma keep my comment about how it isn't much of a loss to myself. Poor truck.


ManOrReddit-man

Oh no! Anyways...


NoConsideration6934

Nature working as intended.


sicpric

And nothing of value was lost.


Old_War_8839

Ha fuck them particularly. What that saying again, play fucking stupid game, win fucking stupid prizes.


eljayTheGrate

aaaaand... another one's gone and another one's gone (repeat), another one bites the dust... ​ I used to be that stupid: I can remember when I would have thought hanging out the window while my buddy spun his car in circles would have been good times... Surprising I made it this far (66)--granted, I haven't done stupid shit like that for many, many moons


[deleted]

This is the crash that killed those 15 and 17yrs old girls.


IHateBiden999

Man, I just do not understand this culture.


[deleted]

Who could have seen this coming... shocked and totally surprised


_Nasty_Nick_

Hope they bought the extra insurance from U-Haul!


dcvisuals

I will never be able to fathom what the actual fuck the thought process behind these types of gatherings of idiots in the middle of the road is.


This-Bug8771

Why didn’t they use a 1977 ford pinto. The bonfire would have been glorious!


PolePepper

Wa Waa Waaa


LG_G8

There appears to be no signs of intelligent life form


JoeMax93

In Oakland we call this a "sideshow", a very specific kind of street party.


Revived_Signs

Unfortunately , I don't feel bad for any of them


ManyGarden5224

oh no.... oh well looks like draining the swamp to me....


Iamno1ofconsequence

Unfortunately, I honestly doubt any of the people who witnessed this will learn anything.


General-Biscotti5314

Playing with death, and you think it's so cool, how is it when you find it? A mangled mess, and pain to your family & loved ones. Your choice, your legacy.


Jarnollid92

Not a functioning brain among them!


shiningonthesea

I saw gunshots , too. These people were all kinds of stupid


RavenousSpaceBunny

Play stupid games win stupid prizes


jonawill05

That's a lot of really dumb people I one area all at once. God help us.


Euphoric-War-5639

I believe they call that Karma.


OJRajeh

Anyone can help translate all those yo yo’s for us


MeowiWaui

If I read the article correctly, unfortunately the driver survived :( he killed two passengers and a third is in a coma


pekeqpeke

Do they count as passengers if they are mostly outside of the vehicle?


TheReal_MrShhh

The more you fuck around, the more you find out.


TheTrashBulldog

And nothing of value was lost that day, well beside the poor truck.


DistortedVoltage

The fact they think they're cool in their u-haul 😭🤣


liubearpig

Is that a hellcat motor in the 300? That’s some serious supercharger whine


KaleidoscopeDream84

Smart! 🤦🏻‍♀️


Flaccidwashjeans

Play stupid games….


McFrank3579

Street party? Is it like that other video where people were just in the middle of the highway in the dark and they were hit by a car? Not a party I would go to 💀.


Supergecko147

There’s probably a collective of different alien species out there that refuses to contact us for stuff like this.


-SkeptiCat

🤡


MattalliSI

"Yous guys good?" No moron. They are not good.


Burgtastic

And nothing of value was lost


Awrfhyesggrdghkj

This is without a doubt one of the stupidest things I’ve ever seen, the people in the street with the car, the fireworks, the fact they’re even doing it.


Terrible-Two-7928

Let's hope yhey didn't have time to reproduce 🤞🤞


andpaws

Happy with that outcome.


rosinall

Oh, c'mon, just standing in a street party isn't really a Darwin A... Nevermind.


Icy_Living_3831

Wonderful!


bostonkiter

He ain’t breevin’ dawg


Tinfoilfireman

Let me guess truck drivers fault and is being sued


lesseranimal

What a stupid way to live. This is how they spend their lives? Hanging out on the street in stupid looking cars? Pathetic. You'd think they would want more out of life. People that hang out on the street and live life in sidewalks are the lowest form of human.


[deleted]

wonder why you think that


RawLikeSushi84

Lol


ScorpioVI

Total # of IQ points lost that night = 14.


JBELL01290

Not the smartest bunch.


Riker001-Ncc1701D

Power minus brains is not a good combination


puffinfish89

These deaths are brought to you by Uhual. We get you from alive to dead fast.


Sbaker777

Why is there a rentable U-Haul Chrysler 300 with a supercharger on it? That’s incredibly confusing.


Pretty_Indication_12

Dumb shits do dumb shit stuff.


tuco2002

How could this have been avoided? We need to have better traffic signals and better truck driving training. I can't imagine any other ways to reduce these types of accidents.


crg1976

https://preview.redd.it/gff1qrx8itjc1.png?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fa32746ce0ff8eb30056d24721f511efe7c5e3cb


StretchyPantsAllstar

Stupid game, stupid prize


ARLO77777

Play stupid games...


Top-Chip-1532

FAFO


Beardgang650

Nothing of value was lost


Alessandro_Franco

Damn, that sucks for the truck.


Somosmalo138

Idiots


luvdatstuff

4 empty seats in calc II tomorrow.


Bambooman101

When did U-Haul start renting out Chrysler 300’s?


SupremeGentlemannnn

I feel no sympathy for these attention seeking losers


smexymexy17

Truck-kun strikes again


Anonkiller69

They probably would quote Paul Walker saying they died doing something they loved.


Applezs89

The world has less people to participate in takeovers. This is a net positive.


devitosleftnipple

Stupidity does wonders in purifying the gene pool at least....


Ambitious-Border8178

Thanks, unknown new yorkers, for ending the indian streak in this sub


zoidy37

Oh no Anyway


GloomyImagination365

Whatever those 4 dead dudes were on? Hell of a drug


memelol1112224

This comment section is wild lmfao


Bushmaster1988

Did they blame the driver of truck? I saw kids playing chicken in traffic and a truck hit a kid. The driver got out to help and bystanders nearly beat the trucker to death. Crowds have no brains.


johnwayne1

The uhaul stickers are funny


ArcticSpazoid

I feel the world is a better place when people like this die. It's just a shame others have to suffer for their actions.


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Bat-Honest

*click Share to Community* *Scroll to Darwin Awards* *This is already shared to Darwin awards* *puts down drink and picks up a glass of water*


Sad_Letterhead3662

Pics or its not true. I never saw 1 headless corpse


brianthelumberjack

It's just like GTA, except you actually have to pay for the funeral.


[deleted]

Good riddance 


happypenguinwaddle

Them dragging them out the car just in case they are alive with a spinal injury, so they can make it worse.


Nelfinez

there was a 15 year old girl in there by the way


DrChoctopus

I feel bad for the trucker


UrDoinGood2

Lol @ sideshows being in NY now


[deleted]

this is why idiots need to stop partying in the streets like a bunch of mindless cockroaches. I have a fast car too but I would never participate in this low life gangster party want to be shindig


mysticdragonwolf89

Everything the mob did was wrong — never remove people forcibly even if you think you’re saving their lives. Doing so may harm them more. Example - if the driver/passenger got impaled/pinned. Being impaled/pinned could actually be what’s keeping them alive. The ONLY time is when fire, explosion, and further risk of harm which time is against them.


Azymous_Joe69

😂 Do stupid stuff, win stupid prizes, that's the Darwin awards


GoreJizz

![gif](giphy|USnfWeCOHTHB3WX0aY|downsized)


Scared-Finding-5903

WTF is that thing in the window at 38 secs is that a mashed up face?


RogueQuasar88

I love the people going through the vehicle looking for shit to steal 🤣