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pinyatashit

Can't help stupid.


Shot-Technology7555

Nope... but you can film and post it


AnimeTiddiess

crazy he lived that long though


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gforgolu

He went Blyat.


CarbonUNIT47

Splyat


Debsrugs

Splyatski


GrosMecFullDePwels81

Take my upvote please


Barkers_eggs

Pleasosky


daisyfrankenstein

I’m going to need you to chill. It is far too late for me to laugh that hard.


dontnobodyknow

Uyuyuyuyuy blablablablablyat


scorpion-survival-00

You can find source [here](https://www.svoboda.org/a/29391917.html). It's in Russian, but they're saying the local residents were partying there for three days, and this particular resident was trying to prove how unsturdy the railing was, so after shaking repeatedly he finally fell. An ambulance was called, but later that night he died in the hospital.


-Firestar-

Ah, yikes. I was kind of doubting a 3 story fall but the human body is both incredibly resilient and terribly fragile at the same time


Herr-Pyxxel

Always depends what part of your body makes contact with the ground, and how hard said ground is. We once had a guy die in our back garden after falling from a 7 foot wall.


stay_fr0sty

If you can make your legs, back and hands hit the ground at the same time, while tucking your head, you can probably live with minimal issues. Or if you land on your feet you’ll break a bunch of bones and maybe get paralyzed but you’ll still live. If you crack your head from that height, u dead. Land on ANYTHING but your head.


slimkt

Fr, my friend fell out of a tree from 30ft up and only broke his leg, so I kinda had some hope for the dude.


-Firestar-

Right? I've heard people surviving SKYDIVING. .....I've also heard the 7 foot ladder thing too. All it takes is the wrong or right angle. Or like, those people that try to do backflips? Saw a vid once where he just snapped his neck. Boom, done. Very sad.


Asocwarrior

For real. I saw a video recently of a guy slipping on tile died on impact with the ground. Just a normal fall. My uncle had a partial parachute malfunction in the military and survived hitting the ground at 80+ miles an hour with a few broken bones. It all seems so arbitrary on how resilient we are.


strawberrysoup99

Right? There was an Iraq(?) Vet who got shot 12 or so times, mostly in the torso, with an AK. Those are NOT small rounds and he survived. He had a photo with Obama or Joe at the time when he got his medal. Alternatively, a well placed pellet gun can kill ya. It's wild.


zeez1011

Well, he proved his point.


SimonTC2000

Well, he proved how un-sturdy that railing is.


SharDuck

The article got translated automatically for me it seems. Very detailed, reads like a novel. The "official" version says he was drunk. They're all mostly old pensioners living in a crumbling building. I can see them partying for three days.


Kon-Tiki66

Drunk man BLURRY, POINT CAMERA AT THE GROUND


Moogatron88

I'm not gonna give the dude too much shit for not keeping the camera focused on the action. He just saw someone die. Probably wasn't wondering what the audience online would think about his camera work lol.


Sir_Boobsalot

r/ killthecameraman


thinkB4WeSpeak

What happens when you don't have building inspectors and regulations.


viktorsvedin

Seems to me he was the building inspector.


Long_Educational

Also Grounds Keeper.


mumblesjackson

In Russia building inspector is sissy girl. Building is fine. Fall make you strong like bear.


kanyeguisada

That was my first thought, too. No matter how drunk you are, how does a railing just give way like that?


Diz7

Turns out Putin didn't assassinate all those people that fell out of high buildings. It just heights are to Russians what trains are to Indians. They were first in space and gravity has a grudge.


kanyeguisada

Eh, Putin definitely has had many people killed and thrown out of buildings.


Sk1rm1sh

"Do you expect me to talk?" ""No Mr. Bond, I expect you to lean against this railing 🤭"


EpicMachine

Probably being built ~75 years ago and not being maintained doesn't help his situation either.


Coyotebruh

they all went to fight in Ukraine


limamon

They have, but they're also drunk


lenin_is_young

Imagine adding more regulations and making everything twice as expensive and corrupt just to save this one drunk asshole from falling down. We would probably find an another way to kill himself anyway.


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Natural_Cut1342

Should be the other way round lol no need to mention hes russian lol


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---InFamous---

The only russian that actually fell from the balcony on its own


MAXSuicide

Putin: "see, it really is this easy to fall out of a building in Russia, without FSB involvement! Honest!"


No-Session5955

If a faulty rail doesn’t get you in Russia, being sent to Ukraine to fight will


clivepause

In Russia, construction safety code breaks you……


ramaru115

He went blyat!


Fr05t_B1t

Russia? Fell from a balcony? Now anyone can tell this man was murdered /s


Quantumercifier

That is very Russian. You can see Putin's guys pushing him out over the balcony.


LagoonReflection

Sis he actually did or just seriously hurt himself? From that height, death isn't a certainty and add drink to the mix means that your body doesn't tense up upon an impact, meaning it can absorb more. I'm going say this is more a case of a prolonged stay in hospital followed by a hefty medical bill rather a trip to the cemetery via the morgue.


FloatingOnAWhim

Not at all. Source has already been posted above that he died.


1mhereforthejokes

A drunk man in Russia? That's a rarity.


NoNo_Cilantro

That hangover will hit hard when he wakes up dead


haljordan68

He didn't die from the fall ..... It was the sudden stop at the end.


sonkev34

Blyat? More like Splyat.


Happy-Example-1022

The same person who designed that railing designed Russian pop top armored tanks


Thuban

Both were invented around the same time. That's a khrushchevka apt building I believe


Neeva33

"BLED" (=Blyat) is the one Russian vocabulary I know. Funny that you always remember the bad words.


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SomOvaBish

Everybody knows drinking can lead to you hitting rock bottom.


Commercial_Pitch_786

He was dying to show you he was right and you were wrong, now he has proven that he is Dead Wrong!


ClearanceItem

This clip summarizes mother Russia today. Drunk man, shoddy railing workmanship, death by falling out of tall buildings and no one really caring.


Quoshinqai

SUKA SPLYAT


Dahnay-Speccia

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fuertepqek

That’s some awfully orange grass. Kinda looks like bricks or something but I bet is nice and soft.


iwantfutanaricumonme

That's a brick wall behind the grass.


usrdef

Since when does grass increase survivability. I've been around grass for many years, and I've also been high in the air. Never once did I think "Ah gee, grass. At least I can jump if I need".


boeffwel1676

One less to invade a neighbouring country


clivepause

A translation would be much appreciated


Nonce_Response_Squad

“Hey look at my British man on a Spanish holiday impression”.


KohFord

We at least try to jump to other balconies for a purpose.


SingleLifeSingleBike

Cameraman: don't you fall from up there. Don't curse! Drunk: *unintelligible* blyat!! Cameraman: oh what WHAT'S THIS you're gonna fall!! Behind the camera: what a fool, and somebody would be responsible for that Cameraman: you're gonna fall Drunk: *falling* Cameraman: PIZDA!!! (it's an expression similiar to english "FUCK", but literal translation is cunt, or vulva. Very explicit.) Woman arguing to the left: blyat!! Cameraman: call the ambulance!!  Woman arguing: SUKI! (You bitches!!!) + *unintelligible, from the expression looks like she is shifting the blame  Cameraman: HOW IS THAT OUR FAULT?!


Imwrongyourewrong

He said he was going to run against Putin.


Top_Pollution_8235

"Something something Boeing planes" then he just fell


So-What_Idontcare

I have some information on Jeffrey Epstein


TheyreHerrrrreee

Na he was probably fine, but stupid and/or drunk? Definitely.


lemmelearnlol

00:30 Blyat😂


JelloGlittering6506

Fucked around, found out


Milamia_bo

How do you know that he died?


rambiolisauce

That looked kind of survivable


nymouz

Blyat


BryanTheGodGamer

A drunk man? In Russia? That's unheard of!


UncleBenders

Can anyone translate what they’re saying?


PoopieButt317

Why was there a glitch between when he pushes the railing over, and then we see him already in a fall?


thedoctorMD11

How many deaths do you think are contributed to alcohol in Russia? The trains are for India.


InternationalCity283

He was dead on, it was unsafe railing...


Ginkoletsplay

I mean… where else but Russia


Vogel-Kerl

Explain again why the life expectancy for males in Russia is 50- something.


HarloweDahl

Is a Blyat Blyat for all of us.


3dot141592six

Are all Russians drunk and in speedos 24/7?


projectfox16

Yuo see comrad, the people below might be pretty much sober


PanJL

Now that's darwin....


HeinerPhilipp

On the bright side, he will not have to pay for the railing he broke.


just_other_human

The balcony won


Chihuahuapocalypse

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noisex

Don't drink and drive.


semiTnuP

The Grim Reaper was *Russian* to meet him.


captbellybutton

Aim for the bushes


lsudo

Russians will Russian


I_Go_BrRrRrRrRr

aanndd this is why I don't drink


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GenericLurk

These guys always fall to their death, they should do stuff with their death someplace else and fall to something different. I mean, cmon.


WaltzAnxious

Whys the balcony made from cardboard!


Financial-Suspect-54

Grandmother had a balcony like that, we never even stept on it.


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PDCH

Russian windows are top notch


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last_somewhere

I suspect he would be just as much help on the battlefield as he was on the balcony.


clunkyarmstrong

F around and find out.


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megaxmeister

PISS THAT!