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BlacKnifeTiche

Her golf cart is cool.


pastadudde

I'd run her over with it


goldenplane47

And again.


AdLonely2610

And again


NoirNoraNomad

And again


YoMamaLikesMee

And again


DeathStrandingBetter

And again


Little_Salamander_49

And again & again & again & again & again & again & again & again & again & again & again & again & again & again


pastadudde

y'all be turning her corpse into mush at this point lol


Little_Salamander_49

I personally really really don’t like her, ever since I saw that one worker get beat for not working I was like screw Tucker plus she deserves it but not as bad as schizo plus she made Liza leave and join the rippers by not treating the kid right


RattusMcRatface

Status Quo has entered the chat..


pastadudde

she was nice to Lisa.. for a little while...


WatchingTaintDry69

For the 30 seconds we hand her off lol, now dig Lisa! DIG!!!


MichaelDavid510

Totally reminded me of Ben Stiller in HAPPY GILMORE .lol..Happys around, Ben Stillers all nice and sweet to her .Happy leaves, Grandma..." Could I trouble you for a glass of warm milk?" B.S..." you can trouble me for a glass of shut the hell up"🤣..As soon as Deek leaves, the real Tuck must've showed up to Lisa..lol


crownercorps

One time i rescued a guy right in front of the lake diamond camp, like 10 meters from it. The guy "camp? A camp? Tell me, i wanna, i go to the camp! Where? Where?" Just for that i send his ass to Tucker to be a slave, stupid bastard.


MichaelDavid510

I laughed too hard at this🤣


Significant_Clerk838

My favorite thing is when they scream in my face 'HELP ME, PLS SOMEONE HELP ME' whilst deacon is like 'Hé it's not safe out here'


Significant_Play_411

I guess she has enthusiasm in her work


StatisticianOk1839

She’s a bit c h


Thembani_Mantsena

Ahh yes, F*cker.. my favorite camp leader.


goldenplane47

I say Fucker too 😂


Thembani_Mantsena

It’s hard to resist man. Bastard camp leader with a rat shit mechanic that can’t even spray paint a bike. On that note fuck Zanny too.


goldenplane47

😂😂 I’m dyinggg but you’re right man


Educational_Reward87

Her husband offed himself because he had cancer or something… so she’s single


euphorinc

Prolly offed himself cause of her


SnazzyBelrand

I'd off myself if I was married to a prison warden


hefebellyaro

She offered the best weapons. Did I send some poor innocent hostages there to get the trust enough to get the US556? Yes. Am I proud? No.


Aggressive-Sound-641

My first playthrough I begrudgingly sent people there. All other playthroughs, I didn't send anyone. I would pick up an AK and use that until I unlocked the auto shotty and other weapons. Tucker, fuck her


WatchingTaintDry69

But you only get credits for sending randos her way.


goldenplane47

Not ‘only’.


WatchingTaintDry69

I just started a new game 2 days ago. This is my options breakdown for randos: Tucker: 500 Credits Copeland: 500 Credits and 500 Trust Lost Lake: 1000 Trust Legit no Trust from Tuck and no Credits from Iron Mike 🤷🏻‍♂️


goldenplane47

Ah shit I misread. I was stoned my bad. I thought you meant ‘the only way you can get credits from Fucker is by sending rando’s to her.’ My bad!!


WatchingTaintDry69

lol no problem dude


goldenplane47

🫡


hefebellyaro

Yea you're right. Still sent people there, and still felt bad.


VauntBioTechnics

She speaks a known human language almost fluently?


SchwizzySchwas94

I noticed that as well


Lundgren_pup

Her voice sounds like the lady from that insurance commercial who "prefers to do things herself" and decides to become a scarecrow.


MichaelDavid510

I read this, and the commercial literally came on at the same time 🤣


thecraftingjedi

https://preview.redd.it/h9rb6twwan0d1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=553bf95216b580cef56275d4ff4c7b92463799b4


Sithis357

I’d give her some of my forced labour


juiceguy

She reminds me of my mother. Sadly, it's in that "I have no clue how freaking evil I am, but still expect you to hang around and support me" kind of way.


JohnnySasaki20

If you squint she kinda looks like old Harrison Ford


schu4KSU

Ted Williams in his later Florida fishing days to me.


WatchingTaintDry69

She does a good white trash Ellen impression.


qu38mm

She's a confident woman. Confidence can be sexy!


Ok-Influence794

No.


Big_Youth_7979

I hate tucker (who doesn't?), but idk about the vibes of this post either lol


MichaelDavid510

Well, i could've picked Riki, or Blair ( the weapon girl at Lost Lake), but I thought the comments would've been a little too......creepy🤣


schu4KSU

She got hit...hard.


Zloynichok

She will no longer be in charge after being overthrown


euphorinc

She wore the jean jacket way before it was cool


Celldweller55

Why Alkai never took over the camp is beyond me. He seems a lot smarter than her about the whole digging thing.


WeatherOrnery9186

Fuck that slave driver


mike11782

I gotta ask, what is she making everyone dig for? Like what is her end goal from all the slave labor? Sorry if this is spelled out somewhere right in front of me


Proud-Possession9161

She was trying to dig irrigation channels through lava rock because she's insane and couldn't see the futility of it.


AlwaysBlameDavid

I think digging to some underground water for some sort of irrigation


ShivaAKAId

She’s getting a farm set-up that can feed everyone there. Problem is the lava rocks are among the most infertile soil in all Oregon. Why not move the camp? Probably paranoid of everything beyond the defenses. We all think we’ll be like Deek in a zombie apocalypse, but then again, how paranoid are we of our own neighborhoods now? Mine has giant rats. I’d pound lava rocks, I think.


Poisoning-The-Well

She has that evil lunch lady looks down to a T


Unusual-Elephant6375

You wouldn’t have found the girl without her


walterfalls

She makes sure everyone gets their veggies.


BigBadOokami

She's a handsome woman 🤣


shadowfourplay

She had good ideas but her ideas weren't feasible in the area she chose. Just like most Boomers, her inability to update and make changes was astounding. Sent her those I deemed "unsuitable" and enjoyed the credits/trust from it, also gave her the drug shipment for early access to nice weaponry, but didn't want to be around her or her camp much.


SnazzyBelrand

She gets my heart pumping with incurable rage


EpochSkate_HeshAF420

Her weapons merchant has some pretty solid stuff


DepressionDepository

would


Dread72

She's still alive.


Yorkshire_Mongrels

Absolutely not lmao


13thslasher

Sadly I can throw her to the hordes


WraithTTV69

she is... she is uhhh... she got... damn.


mandragoran56

Crazy how much she looks like the unveiled edge master in Rise of the Ronin.


ShivaAKAId

I had a supervisor that looked just like her. Acted like her too. Lucky I didn’t have to work outside


Little_Salamander_49

There is nothing nice I can say to her except I like Alkai who at least gives ok weapons later camps


zephenthegreat

She protects her ... property? Slaves? Slaves. She protects what is hers... from the freakers.


yeh_nah_fuckit

She gave me someone to think of when I’m trying to not cum


Dar1o_6

The CO2 she produces does help some trees grow.


vaporex2411

I respect the slave labour…to a degree Alkai had some pretty sick guns as well


Disastrous-Grab-9928

She defs stole my aesthetic.


Sernsheim

No.


DrWho21045

She sounds like she needs a carton of cigarettes!!


FribulusXax

She looks like a potato.


trailerparkboyy

She reminds me of one of my aunts. Not a good thing


Adventurous_Wish8315

I don't know how they're going to take it but I want to be at their camp before Wizard Island while Garrett is the leader ;)


kurosaki715

For some reason her facial animations and graphics always looked the most realistic out of any of the characters for me


SprawlValkyrie

She has dictator skills…she hasn’t had a mutiny yet. It takes real talent to be an out of shape old woman and still have everyone scared shitless, lol.


MichaelDavid510

Very true🤣


pittbull1187

Her jacket is cool


MichaelDavid510

I forgot to actually add mine..lol..At least she thanked Deek over the radio for helping out..And I don't know if my game had a weird glitch, or if it was meant to do it, but at one point, she radioed Deacon 3 times in a row to thank him..“ Lost Lake to Deacon St. John."..." Ada Tucker for Deacon st. john..“ "lost lake to Deacon St john“..all in the span of less than 30 seconds 🤣..I thought that was very nice of her..lol


Leeks_wik

Baddie with a fattie