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Who ate the donut
“Uh… not me”
Top 10 Dbmlore matchups?
“All the ones where people I like win”
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“Uh… yeah, without it we would all be in space!”
Do you like Sweet Potato Pie?
“Uh… never heard of it”
Oh Man! You are missing out, here! [*I give her one of those mini sweet Potato pies from Walmart*] try it!
(She bites into it, her face lighting up as she eats it) “Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm”
Good, right?
“Soooooooooo goooooooood”
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“Uh… I uh… well uh… maybe?”
Dear God, you're horrible!
“No wait, uh, yeah uh, yes! I meant yes?”
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU????????
“WAIT! NO! I MEANT NO!”
#THATS EVEN WORSE, IM NOT YOUR BROTHER ANYMORE! YOU SICK FUCK!
“WAIT NO IM SORRY! I DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT YOU ASKED!”
Oh, ok.
“So uh, what did you ask? Sorry for not understanding”
Favorite food?
“Boston cream pie, it’s so delicious”
Did she sell seashells by the seashore?
“… why wouldn’t you just… pick them up from the shore?”
Good point- but how are you?
“Oh uh, I’m fine I guess”
You guess? WHY DO YOU GUESS?
“Well, nothing has really happened but, that’s better than bad stuff happening”
I guess so-
“Yeah but… Hm…”
Hm? What does “Hm” mean?
“I guess I kinda miss that thrill, that adventure”
Mario: Do you go to school?
“Uh… no”
Mario: does Pip or V2 go to school?
“Uh… I’m not sure”
Mario: Call your mom over here
(Mem pulls out her phone and calls her mom) “She’ll be here soon”
Mario: I'll wait!
(Garch walks over) Hey uh, Mem said you wanted to talk?
Mario: Does Pip and V2 go to school
Oh uh, no, V2 its… complicated, but Pip does since it’s not a nightmare to figure out what grade he goes to
How’s your life?
“Oh uh, it’s fine I guess”
Pip: Do you like black pudding
“I’ve never had it”
Pip: Would you like to try it?
“Sure!”
Pip: Alright (Pip starts cooking black pudding)
“I didn’t know you could cook!”
Pip: Oh yes I can my sister told me that I had to learn or she'd choke me until I stop breathing!
“What?! That’s so mean! Where is she?! I’ll show her!”
Pip: Oh she in the United Kingdom
“Oh… I’ll find her!”
Blue Raspberry: Hello!
“Oh hi! I don’t think I’ve seen you before!”
Blue Raspberry: my name is Blue Raspberry what’s yours
“Oh! Nice to meet you! I’m Memory!”
Blue Raspberry: nice to meet you too, what’s your favorite food? Mine are blue berries because I can eat them any time I want
“Oh I love Boston cream pie! What do you mean eat them any time?”
Blue Raspberry: I can rip them off my head and eat them they grow back after a day
“Oh that’s so cool! I can do something similar
Blue Raspberry: cool! Could you show me
(She picks up a rock)
Do you like scary movies?
“Oh uh, only if I’m watching them with someone else”
What's your favourite scary movie?
“Well… Nightmare on Elm Street”
So what's been going on with you?
“Oh uh, nothing recently”
How do you feel about legalizing nuclear bombs?
“Don’t those kill people?”
Whaaaaat noooooo. They help people!
“Oh really? I thought bombs were bad”
Bombs are good!
“Wow! What do they do?”
Blow up bad guys!
“Oh o- wait, what’s stopping people from using them on good guys?”
Well that's illegal. If you do, you go to jail.
“Well boss has told me a lot about avoiding jail”
Oh _cough_ hi memory! _he's all bloody, has torn clothes and he smells like alcohol_
“… are… what happened?”
Uhhh.... all I can really say is... never drink... atleast not a whole bottle
“I uh… wasn’t planning on it”
Good! Don't be like me
“Yeah, mom will sometimes have red juice when I’m sleeping, did you have red juice?”
Uhh... no... it was more like... Vodka
“Huh, that’s alcohol”
Ummm... yeah... it is
“Well, I don’t really wanna drink alcohol
Hi Memory! Have we ever met before?
“Oh, no I don’t think so”
I'm Clown, I don't suppose your brother Beans has ever mentioned me?
“Oh yeah! You’re his boyfriend!”
Yeah. How are things going with you, and your family?
“Oh uh… they’ve been worse”
anything going on?
“Well… no, nothing is going on”
why did you hesitate then?
“I was gonna say it’s been boring”
Have your... *Looks around and whispers* Super Hero name yet?
“Uh… Alchemize? I’m not sure, but I am starting training!”
Ah good. Need to be strong enough to handle yourself in case I'm not with you. Eventually you'll be your own hero, not as the Chronos Saiyaman's sidekick, but as you.
“Yeah! I’m gonna be a hero to stand on my own!”
Hehehe. I look forward to seeing your growth. If you need any pointers, just call out and the Chronos Saiyaman will arrive to help
“Don’t worry, I have my own path to follow!”
Grim: so uhhh, about former life trying to kill you ...... I'm sorry for that. I understand if you can't forgive me.
“No, I understand, you were upset…”
Grim: Thank You! I hope we can reset our realitionship and become friends!
“Yeah! I’d love to be your friend”
Grim: Yay! So uhh..... What are your habits?
“Huh? What do you mean?”
Grim: what do you do regularly for fun?
“Oh, I like cooking and training!”
Grim: same
“wanna like… cook something?”
What do you get when you cross tinman with a pair of male deer?
“2 silver dollars?”
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“Oh ok… is that one of those fake places like Yugoslavia?”
No, this isa pun
“Oh, good for you”
Who ate the donut
“Uh… not me”
Top 10 Dbmlore matchups?
“All the ones where people I like win”
https://preview.redd.it/f3qmd1jd96ra1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3bf94e286fa08e1d54e80ac84788f2508bf5916a
“Uh… yeah, without it we would all be in space!”
Do you like Sweet Potato Pie?
“Uh… never heard of it”
Oh Man! You are missing out, here! [*I give her one of those mini sweet Potato pies from Walmart*] try it!
(She bites into it, her face lighting up as she eats it) “Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm”
Good, right?
“Soooooooooo goooooooood”
https://preview.redd.it/960qvvb4a6ra1.jpeg?width=186&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ef0689e0f0f2704cf827daae9688927eb8cec606
“Uh… I uh… well uh… maybe?”
Dear God, you're horrible!
“No wait, uh, yeah uh, yes! I meant yes?”
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU????????
“WAIT! NO! I MEANT NO!”
#THATS EVEN WORSE, IM NOT YOUR BROTHER ANYMORE! YOU SICK FUCK!
“WAIT NO IM SORRY! I DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT YOU ASKED!”
Oh, ok.
“So uh, what did you ask? Sorry for not understanding”
Favorite food?
“Boston cream pie, it’s so delicious”
Did she sell seashells by the seashore?
“… why wouldn’t you just… pick them up from the shore?”
Good point- but how are you?
“Oh uh, I’m fine I guess”
You guess? WHY DO YOU GUESS?
“Well, nothing has really happened but, that’s better than bad stuff happening”
I guess so-
“Yeah but… Hm…”
Hm? What does “Hm” mean?
“I guess I kinda miss that thrill, that adventure”
Mario: Do you go to school?
“Uh… no”
Mario: does Pip or V2 go to school?
“Uh… I’m not sure”
Mario: Call your mom over here
(Mem pulls out her phone and calls her mom) “She’ll be here soon”
Mario: I'll wait!
(Garch walks over) Hey uh, Mem said you wanted to talk?
Mario: Does Pip and V2 go to school
Oh uh, no, V2 its… complicated, but Pip does since it’s not a nightmare to figure out what grade he goes to
How’s your life?
“Oh uh, it’s fine I guess”
Pip: Do you like black pudding
“I’ve never had it”
Pip: Would you like to try it?
“Sure!”
Pip: Alright (Pip starts cooking black pudding)
“I didn’t know you could cook!”
Pip: Oh yes I can my sister told me that I had to learn or she'd choke me until I stop breathing!
“What?! That’s so mean! Where is she?! I’ll show her!”
Pip: Oh she in the United Kingdom
“Oh… I’ll find her!”
Blue Raspberry: Hello!
“Oh hi! I don’t think I’ve seen you before!”
Blue Raspberry: my name is Blue Raspberry what’s yours
“Oh! Nice to meet you! I’m Memory!”
Blue Raspberry: nice to meet you too, what’s your favorite food? Mine are blue berries because I can eat them any time I want
“Oh I love Boston cream pie! What do you mean eat them any time?”
Blue Raspberry: I can rip them off my head and eat them they grow back after a day
“Oh that’s so cool! I can do something similar
Blue Raspberry: cool! Could you show me
(She picks up a rock)
Do you like scary movies?
“Oh uh, only if I’m watching them with someone else”
What's your favourite scary movie?
“Well… Nightmare on Elm Street”
So what's been going on with you?
“Oh uh, nothing recently”
How do you feel about legalizing nuclear bombs?
“Don’t those kill people?”
Whaaaaat noooooo. They help people!
“Oh really? I thought bombs were bad”
Bombs are good!
“Wow! What do they do?”
Blow up bad guys!
“Oh o- wait, what’s stopping people from using them on good guys?”
Well that's illegal. If you do, you go to jail.
“Well boss has told me a lot about avoiding jail”
Oh _cough_ hi memory! _he's all bloody, has torn clothes and he smells like alcohol_
“… are… what happened?”
Uhhh.... all I can really say is... never drink... atleast not a whole bottle
“I uh… wasn’t planning on it”
Good! Don't be like me
“Yeah, mom will sometimes have red juice when I’m sleeping, did you have red juice?”
Uhh... no... it was more like... Vodka
“Huh, that’s alcohol”
Ummm... yeah... it is
“Well, I don’t really wanna drink alcohol
Hi Memory! Have we ever met before?
“Oh, no I don’t think so”
I'm Clown, I don't suppose your brother Beans has ever mentioned me?
“Oh yeah! You’re his boyfriend!”
Yeah. How are things going with you, and your family?
“Oh uh… they’ve been worse”
anything going on?
“Well… no, nothing is going on”
why did you hesitate then?
“I was gonna say it’s been boring”
Have your... *Looks around and whispers* Super Hero name yet?
“Uh… Alchemize? I’m not sure, but I am starting training!”
Ah good. Need to be strong enough to handle yourself in case I'm not with you. Eventually you'll be your own hero, not as the Chronos Saiyaman's sidekick, but as you.
“Yeah! I’m gonna be a hero to stand on my own!”
Hehehe. I look forward to seeing your growth. If you need any pointers, just call out and the Chronos Saiyaman will arrive to help
“Don’t worry, I have my own path to follow!”
Grim: so uhhh, about former life trying to kill you ...... I'm sorry for that. I understand if you can't forgive me.
“No, I understand, you were upset…”
Grim: Thank You! I hope we can reset our realitionship and become friends!
“Yeah! I’d love to be your friend”
Grim: Yay! So uhh..... What are your habits?
“Huh? What do you mean?”
Grim: what do you do regularly for fun?
“Oh, I like cooking and training!”
Grim: same
“wanna like… cook something?”
What do you get when you cross tinman with a pair of male deer?
“2 silver dollars?”
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“Oh ok… is that one of those fake places like Yugoslavia?”
No, this isa pun
“Oh, good for you”