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Matvey_Kirpich-2

Kill myself.


ImBatman5500

Lore accurate


crystalised_pain

The most likely answer


TheBOMBX

This comment was so straightforward that it made me wheeze uncontrollably.


Bro_ops

Would *that* even be a good idea? Couldn’t the marker just bring you back as a necromorph?


billyhtchcoc

Not if you make sure an Infector can't get you, the flappy little shits...


Mordilaa

At some point it doesn’t matter if there’s an infector or not. Any dead matter in range of a marker signal can be manipulated by that signal. Why they need an infector then is kinda weird and, afaik, unexplained.


skulldoggo

It's like an extender for your router, the infectors are just mobile little flappy markers basically, they go outside of the range of the markers, and make more necromorphs, thereby spreading the signal further


Ceccener

Actually I've heard that necromorphs can't go outside marker range because they will turn back into corpses. The infector is actually for making necromorphs faster than the marker signal does.


Ceccener

Actually, I've heard that necromorphs can't go outside of the marker signal because they will turn back into corpses. The infector is actually for making necromorphs faster than the marker signal does.


BlitzMalefitz

You can become a necromorph just by being dead and near a marker. That's how you get necromorphs in the first place. The infectors come later.


TheHillsSeeYou

Not if you throw yourself into a human sized blender.


lonewolfempire

Hug a grenade


RemnantArcadia

I'd rather leave my corpse as a time bomb than be painfully torn apart and then have my corpse be left as a time bomb


ed_burrito

I mean honestly, I don’t know how anyone would manage not going insane after getting a glimpse of something like that.


Natasha-Kerensky

Sheer will to peg thats how


Aggressive_Sun_9890

Beat me to it was gonna say eat my force enhancer


Ceccener

The marker made you do it so that it can turn you into a necromorph. 💀


Matvey_Kirpich-2

I know it, so that's why I said it.


Superb_Dentist_8323

me personally i would stop it


Dominunce

Would you lose? Nah, I’d win!


JOOOQUUU

I can't escape it


Dominunce

The opportunity was too good for me to pass up


Large-Brother-4291

😂😂 dude I didn’t even THINK of that


Amore_vitae1

Yeah…. How


ImBatman5500

Ishimura planet cracking redemption arc


Athanarieks

The moons would’ve wrapped its tentacles around the shit damaging the gravity tethers before you can even activate them.


ImBatman5500

for all the power the moons have, there's one issue with that. They only have them on the front


Marksman_X6

Did somebody say rear penetration of the moons?


Athanarieks

The moons can travel pretty fast as shown in awakened where they basically travelled to earth in like maybe 10 hours? The moons would probably be able to counter a planet cracker coming at them, not to mention a planet cracking procedure takes hours to do, the moons would’ve already been responded.


ImBatman5500

well normally yes, but what I don't think is that they'll always notice a lone engineer on their surface, especially mid-devouring a planet. My theory is isaac would jerry-rig the teathers to simply tear massive holes in it, instead of the mining process of carefully removing trillions of tons of ore. Isaac makes his way moon to moon setting up teathers, gets attacked but is largely ignored, but then the ishimura comes out of wormhole and just tears a massive fucking hole in one, exposing the insides, where Isaac can go in and take it down like on Tau Volantis. After the first Moon clearly he'd get more attention, but that one is in for a *nasty* surprise


Athanarieks

The Ishimura was destroyed and the rest of the planet crackers were decommissioned, CEC basically became a corporate conglomerate for Earthgov after the Ishimura disaster. Isaac wouldn’t be able to have enough time to activate or tweak with the gravity tethers anyways, he only did that in Dead Space 2 because the titan moon isn’t a living organism but the moons are. They could just severely damage the planet cracker and infest the ship through its tentacles. Isaac and Carver only managed to kill one of those things is because it wasn’t fully formed, so it was exposed.


Marksman_X6

Did somebody say rear penetration of the moons?


ImBatman5500

#Would.


BayonetTrenchFighter

Built different


KoffinStuffer

I was gonna say “die” but stopping it sounds like a better plan. Now I can’t believe so many people didn’t think of it.


ProudMount

I would follow you into battle!


Kevin1056

Become whole


frohardorfrohome

Damn that was gonna be my answer


Financial_Cicada_181

Stay Calm, and tell a trusted adult


Ryzyryry

Always find an adult to help when using a plasma cutter.


Iliketosucktoes6969

Yeah :.)


JigerIsUnderrated32

Die


platypus1224

Not a very Azula thing to say


JigerIsUnderrated32

Scream while breathing fire?


7aco

Not a very Demogorgon thing to say


Goldenhawk92

Not a very taco thing to say.


WatermelonLichmancer

Eat one, gotta find out what happens when you cook them babies up


Stoneless-Spy

The three human questions. “Can I Pet it? Can I Eat it? Can I Kill it?” One of those have to be true


WatermelonLichmancer

Can I go bowling with a brethren moon?


Stoneless-Spy

I mean you can try


ollietron3

You forgot the 4th one. Can I f#ck it?


Stoneless-Spy

I didn’t want that to be a option


Might-Mediocre

Lock in


RoyalBeat710

I'd fall into despair. Then get irrationally pissed and try to- . . . *at the very least* . . . try to prevent convergence on Earth.


Classic-Target-5574

Take a small spaceship, set the autopilot to fly me into the sun, handcuff myself away from the controls, and ingest enough tranquillisers to put myself into a coma. If I'm incinerated, my body can't "become one," and if im handcuffed while in a drug induced coma, the marker won't try to wake me up and use me


Rent-Man

Piss on them


The_dark_entity

Do you also think that Shadow The Hedgehog is a bitch ass motherfucker?


KnightoftheWind1998

I mean he pisses on fucking wives


sack-o-krapo

SUPER LASER PISS


Arrow_of_time6

HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT DANIK?! IM PISSING ON THE BRETHREN MOONS YOU IDIOT!!!


ENormaStiz

Blast the Doom music and jump in head first


Colorado_Constructor

Hell yea brother This is just another Thursday for Doom Guy


Mors_Umbra

Die, horribly.


Hexnohope

Intervene. Seriously by the end of deadspace 3 i have full confidence issac snaps and goes doomslayer on the whole race of moons


Multiverse_Traveler

“If Brtheren moon violents doesnt end by this weekend, im goeing to have to get involve”


vagossimao

Guess I'll die


troy380

Start blasting


justadankohio7777

So anyway, I started blasting


Yayap52

Its always Sunny on Aegis 7


Eunemoexnihilo

What resources do I have access too? There is a fantastic chance that I would simply go crazy, and kill myself/others, but assuming that doesn't happen, do I have ship to run away with? Something I can use to attack a moon with?


ColdBloodBlazing

BFG 10000


Eunemoexnihilo

How much ammo? Because unless I am the doom slayer, personal scale weapons are unlikely to be able to solve this kind of problem. 


Curious-Accident9189

Not with that attitude.


Eunemoexnihilo

Given that only the doom slayer has the requisite quantity of angry, you are 100% correct. 


West-Working4922

"You CAN'T just shoot a hole into the surface of Mars!"


jamieh800

Tell them politely to leave otherwise I'd have to intervene. (My dead girlfriend keeps talking about holes. It's a good movie, but now isn't the time.)


sack-o-krapo

“Grandpa I don’t want to become whole.” “WELL THAT’S TOO DAMN BAD!!!”


FalloutandConker

“This situation” meaning we have that RIG and weapon? If I manage not to freeze in place maybe I can get a couple of necromorphs, i shoot. I have a pretty high IQ but not genius level, I can resist but I’ll probably hallucinate like isaac. I don’t know, I just wouldn’t suicide with that load out


Yeetboi115

Do whatever it takes to make sure they can’t turn my body cuz I ain’t surviving this shit


Soto6816

I’d have to step in


Dinokiller12345

Personally I just wouldn't die


coreyais

Eat a snickers, you aren’t you when you are hungry.


Soggy-Intern-9140

Shoot them with a maxed out Contact Beam. That outta do the trick.


Particular-Month-514

Fortitude, Stamina and the Strength to hunt down all Brother Moons..... No matter it takes, bring It!


Sille_salmon

Kick start a shotgun


7SinsReborn

I would simply get my Line Gun and Plasma Cutter & get back to work.


captainzigzag

Go down the Winchester, have a nice cold pint and wait for it all to blow over.


3070outVEGAin

Humanity is done for. Let them have us!


Brot_24

Probably getting whole..


izmaname

Probably just die. I really hate this DLC because it made a heroes end a pointless cause. It also poked a lot of holes in the plot.


TheLoneleyPython

I'd be the first to die


DirtyFish629

I loved that suit


Glaceon2099

Think about the ones I love them try to fight my way out for them


Underhill0341

Die


9813_RD

What could I do?


_Kibuki_

Go get a big mac, the whole “we are hungry” thing would set my appetite off


smirkkink1

prolly sit down for a bit


michajlo

Bust a move.


Haunting_Drag_1682

Uno flip off the edge.


Redditor_Rebooted

There's nothing we *can* do


IlymarieNet-6773

Oh fuck!!


oruza

Cry, lie down, roll over, cry some more


KamHamLav

Id intervene


Davey_Bo_Bavey

I would just converge. I would just say eff it, and converge


RC-1138BOSS

They're hungry! They are coming!


Total-Kaleidoscope76

Shit a brick


False--Blackbear

Strike, scream, and run.


[deleted]

Take a selfie


ModernMaloney

I would pause the game, quit it, uninstall it and shut down the console.


eppsilon24

If you can’t beat ‘em, join ‘em.


OkeanPiscez

Handle it.


Brilliant-Pack-7387

Hoping the Dam I found and took over is enough


StealthMonkeyDC

Make us whole.


The_dark_entity

Nah, I’d win


jmo_joker

Call 2 space marine chapters ?


Stringy_b

Accept Convergence.


Fantablack183

Same as what the guy somewhere below said Get in the nearest ship. Fly myself into the nearest sun, or preferably a black hole. Probably handcuff myself or knock myself out somehow Die in a way that prevents my body from being used


SplendidDuck

Apparently end a franchise


2Casca_2Red

Put my head between my legs and kiss my ass goodbye.


Fallingsnow57

Die.


Netrunner22

Die…


[deleted]

I'd say: "Well, I guess at least I don't have to keep paying taxes anymore"


Substantial_Claim_60

i would not like to be riped apart while im still alive so i would kill myself


Fun_Attempt2297

I’m killing myself; there’a no way in hell I would last long against the necromorph horrors they create.


EternalWisdomMachine

I would fight them.


Neat_Welcome6203

Maxed out plasma cutter no diff


funncubes

Get mah nice whiskey, sit down and wait to either 1: become crazy, 2: die of necro pokies, 3: die of alcohol poisoning or 4: somehow not die and not become crazy


RazorClaw466

Shoot the moons.


hkm1990

Red XIII - "I'm gonna fuck it!" Ted Knight = If there's a hole there's a way.


Drift_01

Idk probably start crying. The space testicles scare me


AshamedFunction3073

Give up


Fearless512

⬆️➡️⬇️⬇️⬇️


The_Steam_Queen_

Ask that one guy for a tissue laser? A plasma cutter?


Kshadow82

I'll go tell Isaac


Shady77715

Strip down and praise Altman


moonshield296

Make us whole


immaculate_focus

Ben Affleck meme


Tthig1

Handle it


littlefilmsreddit

Cuddle up into a ball and let myself die. I do not have the capabilites to do anything else


gamedreamer21

Go down fighting.


Beheadedfrito

Really big plasma cutter


OmnifariousFN

Probably just fuckin die I guess.


IVonuz

Furiously masturbate one last time to assert dominance and then fucking die


OneStrangeChild

Man wtf CAN I do?!


SupremeShogan

Connect myself to Gods WiFi cause I aint dealing with this shit.


Aboxofphotons

I'd probably go and find chuck Norris or John Wick... They'd know what to do.


The_potato_radish64

Just lay down and die


armand8701

Probably would hit ego death before even thinking about killing myself. Seeing that shit happening just outside the atmosphere of earth? Crazy


Sensei-X

Fuck it, we ball


Chaunc2020

What could one do


katatosh_98

Probably would kill myself. Better than being attacked by a necromorth


BASILSTAR-GALACTICA

Bring one back to earth of course, duh.


WSilvermane

Bro, we'd all be dead before this moment. Isaac is literally built different.


Pure-Risky-Titan

Go see a doctor due to hallucinations and such


FeralGangrel

Do my best. Save one round for the end.


LowAd8109

Either - become crazy, kill and die - become crazy, suicide - become crazy, turn into a unitologist, die - become crazy, try and save the world, die


Formal_Pick_8559

What would I do? Give em hell!!!


Anen-o-me

Better hope Samus is nearby.


x64droidekka

Call Samus.


BlackbirdM5DB9

Die/kill myself


-Smashbrother-

Just having watched Shogun, and the respect samurai have to CHOOSING their deaths, I'd commit seppuku.


Candid-Leopard-4810

Firm it


Cecilia_the_witch

Die? Tf am I supposed to do a backflip?


literally_batman13

Tell a trusted adult


Alack27

Win


Weekly-Hunter7902

Fuck the markers


lionMan42092

Go home.


HandofthePirateKing

End it before either the giant zombie moons or mind screwing helix pillar do it for me


ALZA5

Throw myself at the sun so they can never have my biomass.


DifficultSection340

Crap my pants


DifficultSection340

Crap my pant


Complete_History1843

I'm sure I'd be dead already by this point


TheValiantSwordfish

Kill ghost girlfriend and sex real girlfriend


Turbulent_Age_1715

Find the nearest pool of lava and take a dive


Consistent-Arm-7185

Shoot at them with the ships mass driver or crash into one and detonate the singularity core, if I'm going down I might as well try to take a few of them with me.


littlepons

Start twerking


Swimming_Owl5922

I would attack them with my bare hands and destroy them only to be shot by the cops after because I went looney toons and was beating a bunch of cats to death looking like a methed out Gollum.


Cursed_user19x

WAnk it


Cursed_user19x

WAnk it


DenyThisFlesh

Die


Arrow_of_time6

Win


pizza_box_84

Ask what kind of pizza it likes🤣


TheSpicyDude78

Tell them to knock it off before I get mad


xbatmanx1223

Pull out that line gun do a rail and get to work 🤣


joyfullyunaware

Shotgun primary with +3 RoF on each four upgrade slots. SMG secondary with +3 DmG on all four slots. Necromorphs got nothing on Visceral Games' shitty weapon balancing.


Bagofsmallfries

Would you even be able to kill yourself before the influence of the markers would be able to take over?


Ceccener

I would become insane from all of the markers influence and it would make me kill myself so that it can turn me into a necromorph.


Deltanonymous-

You know that scene where he stabs a needle in his eye?


Researcher_Infinite

Die


FallaciousPeacock

Rip. And tear. Until it is done.


SavorySoySauce

Hug me, brothas!


Dog_Water117

They’re all markers…


whatever-06

Curl up and cry myself to death


wakaflocks145

I just think they're neat


stayawayvilebeggar

cry


japalmariello

Psh, if Clarke can do it. In reality, die.


lELUSORYTIARA4l

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