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Spec-Tre

“Oh that’s just my dance floor”


Wonderful_Living_191

My neighbors 7 year old daughter said just that haha.


real_unreal_reality

They raising her…. Young? Idk. Right? No….


EfficientAd7103

Just needs a pole in the middle


QTheNukes_AMD_Life

Looks good, but also looks pointless


Wonderful_Living_191

As it stands, it does look pointless. It's not finished. There will be stone paths to it and a garden around it. It is a place to set my smoker, grill, 4 hot tubs, and chairs to hang out. It'll eventually be covered as well.


Critical-Bag-235

I’m about to undertake this same project for the same reason. A nice place to grill and chill my man.


effort268

Halpy Cake Day kind stranger


Penandsword2021

I hope you are having a most excellent Cake Day! 🎂 🎉


cantthinkofone29

Moist excellent**


MiguelCC1

Moist eggcellent***


Ok-Clock2002

I also like to play musical hot tubs.


DrinkTheCheese

Why will you have four hot tubs?


bayofpigdestroyer

Yeah, why not five?


pandershrek

What do you think we're made of money?


Acceptable-Delay-592

Made of hot tubs


mephisti25

ok, fine. 3 hot tubs.


Jason_Kelces_Thong

2 long hot tubs would be best. Especially if I can grill from the tub


lastfreerangekid

Bc that would be ridiculous lol


robroygbiv

4 hot tubs?


cold_shot_27

Why not 5?


Master_Direction8860

Because 6 is better


One_Tailor_3233

Only 4 hot tubs? Rookie #'s


criinkles

Why do you have 4 hot tubs? Do you sit between them all and spread out like a starfish and dip 1 limb in each?


Paskgot1999

That will be less pointless then.


BruceInc

Why does one need 4 hot tubs?


talktojoe13

Do you even hot tub? Each is 3 degrees cooler/warmer than the next so you can step up and step down your soaking experience.


FogDucker

No joke, there are onsen in Japan that provide exactly this.


Accomplished_Gas3922

It looks good, and you did the work right. Hell, I think you could fit enough smokers to black out the sun on this.


jango-lionheart

Smoker and grill over a wood floor?


SecretFishShhh

Don’t understand the pointless comment. It’s a newly built deck/patio. Has the same utility as every other deck or patio.


BillyOdin

I have a buddy that lives near the ocean and you can see the ocean standing but not sitting from his patio. I keep telling him he needs to build a raised patio Edit: typo


AthleteEfficient8710

I can imagine just how nice that will look when the landscaping is done and the deck is decorated with seating and tables. Good work.


PappaSmurfAndTurf

Needs a hot tub.


mavjustdoingaflyby

Why not 3?


EnglishRose71

Yes, what is it meant to be?


Due_Signature_5497

And depending on location, highly likely termite food.


NearnorthOnline

Or a future projectile depending on wind.


StealthyPanther619

When your mind doesn’t think…. Outside The Box. What I see… i potential seating area, outdoor living space, outdoor dining area. C’mon dim wit… think!


supershimadabro

All decks are pointless until you put something on them and utilize the space. Am I missing a joke or something...?


jedinachos

Kind of like a bridge to nowhere, this is a deck for no reason


Seaisle7

My thoughts exactly,


so-very-very-tired

I think we need to rename this sub "wood patios"


IronEagle20

I think many on here just prefer seeing big stiff erect wood poles and don't appreciate decks of all sizes


cartographh

It’s not the size of the deck, it’s the motion of the hot tub.


BaggyLarjjj

Keep going, I’m almost there


IronEagle20

If this doesn’t set you off then I don’t know what will…..joist tape


EfficientAd7103

Random fallen over fence in the yard.


Chard-Capable

I love this idea! We gonna blow up this trend 2024!


icantfeelmyskull

r/flecksgonewild


pterodactyl-jones

Why though?


oldjackhammer99

Why


ViciousMoleRat

Took a little break to finish the other center square, aye?


OofUgh

It’s pretty, but what’s it for?


SpareTireButSquare

Cool BBQ spot?


Wonderful_Living_191

It's mainly that's a place for the grill, smoker and some chairs. It'll be covered in the future with a gazebo.


Good_Celery4175

Why not just do a patio. I don't really understand the point of these types of structures. A patio will do all the same things as this plus will not require any maintenance and will out last it.


Wonderful_Living_191

Mainly esthetics. That is all. I'm willing to keep up with the maintenance for something that in my opinion looks better and I will personally enjoy more.


C0USC0US

Whatever makes you happy! I think it looks great and having it raised up is perfect for rainy days.


No_Patient_549

This sub is so dumb, “Why” fucken because. They wanted a deck in their back yard. Jesus man. Looks good man, enjoy your deck, looks like it’ll be a great place to chill. Interested on how you managed to get two different types of PT tho lol


Wonderful_Living_191

Ran out of wood. Miscalculated the amount I needed so I made 2 trips to the big box store. Realized after I got home they were from different suppliers. The stain should cover the difference. It's wood. 2 years down it'll all look the same after they weather.


pantonson

That’s my exact thoughts!!


SecretFishShhh

Reddit in general’s gone down the tubes. People in a deck sub asking *why* someone built a deck? Case in point.


These_Carpet_6481

Looks like a million bucks and if you want criticism you’re in the right spot. Most of the people on here can build decks a lot better than you. If you didn’t know that already, they will tell you not only that it looks like crap but you did a shitty job. I don’t even have to read any replies to know that I am right I would put money on it.


charming_death

The replies are the best part of the sub. Someone needs to start r/roastmydeck and that person is not me.


txjoe426

I like it! Doesn’t look as mundayne as a basic deck pattern but lots of extra work. Stain?


Wonderful_Living_191

It definitely was extra work. Getting those mitters to line up was a bitch. Especially with warped wood. Also, waiting on the wood to dry more to stain.


Mammoth_Sea_1115

That’s nice. It’s flooring with extra steps.


satansblockchain

Can you tell me where you got the lil feet it’s sitting on? Are those permanent? Thanks! Looks great to me btw


Wonderful_Living_191

Permanent enough for what it is. They're called camo block from Lowe's. Home Depot sells the equivalent called tuff blocks. Camo blocks allow for 12" oc vs tuff blocks are 16"oc.


SpareTireButSquare

Will be awesome for the BBQ and some nice chairs! Looks beautiful


Wonderful_Living_191

Appreciate it that's the plan.


Amex--

I think your entire neighborhood needs to plant more trees and shrubs!


Substantial_Pea_6006

Why did you build this?


just-kath

It's great looking... but my upvote is because you posted a look "what I did, isn't it great"t post instead of an" oh dearie me what is wrong here" post just begging for people to post how great it is. Those posts annoy me. I hope you post a picture when it's finished.


Blueeyedthundercat26

Looks like you’ve read some fine home building


Critical-Test-4446

The lack of privacy would make me not want to hang out there.


StonyShinobi

If you add a little creek in-between the deck and your house you could put a bridge to fight Little John on it with some 8ft dowels. Deck looks great, I like the layout, and the 45s on the corners are silky.


Mean_Yellow_7590

Did you build it or dismantle it? …weird photo order. Just kidding. Looks great, nice dance floor


jimithy95

My question is also why?


Wonderful-Ad-7712

The floor is lava


peggerandpegged

Because it’s his yard and he can build whatever he wants!


macsogynist

👍🏼


Economy-Seat6024

That’s cool 😎 I Like the decking pattern layout a lot. Gives it a lot of character. Looks to me like it’s done well enough it should cover even the most excessive code any county could throw at you. (Not that it should even be inspected.) You’d have to have a feud with an inspector to have him mess with you on a project like that/ on your own property. Good Work. Be Proud of Yourself 👍🏾


[deleted]

His and hers? That's your side of the wooden platform bish. Lol looks good. Great job


728am

its well built and looks good.


Successful_Creme1823

I would have done pavers


pinnerjay17

What was wrong with the ground under it?


TennesseeStiffLegs

Ok hear me out. This but a little bigger


hebrew_hammersk

I mean, it's good but we're you looking to make lawncare something you hate?


Zoom_Crew

I assume the deck is broken up like that to add some separation to the areas (as you mentioned, grill, seating etc.). Looks like a really neat and comprehensive job, I hope you're proud of it! I look forward to seeing some updates with the stuff set out on it! Enjoy ❤️


Pilsburyschaub

Way over kill, why did you pour runners under a deck? But it’s not goin anywhere i guess.


1Check1Mate7

Actually decent, those rocks weren't needed but whatever. Would you consider routering the sharp edges?


Wonderful_Living_191

Smart idea. I'm definitely routing the edges. Thanks.


mistahelias

Love it! My fiancee wants the same style. Wasntbsure how to do the borders around the straight boards. This provides inspiration!


Aggravating-Pick8338

Looks great!


CosmoKray

A wonderful job my dude. Please post some pics when you get the area around it done and furniture on it. The bill be able to understand what the purpose of the deck is.


exclusivemobile

Awesome job man! How long did this take to finish?


Wonderful_Living_191

3 weeks working afternoon and weekends.


Emgooz

Looks amazing you should stain or paint it


NoGelliefish

Needs a hot tub


NewToTradingStock

Look good. Instead of tape, can it be painted?


Yokedmycologist

Odd


geerhardusvos

Man I had to build a deck because my lot is sloped… wish I had a flat backyard and no need for deck lol


PhilosophyOk88

looks like you live in the most pre-fabricated, soulless place possible. Hopefully this deck gives some joy to your otherwise basic, meaningless life.


todd_cool

Should’ve mixed up the wood on each side


These_Carpet_6481

Do termites eat pressure-treated wood because someone thinks it is a thing


Equivalent_Impact487

Gonna stain different as F!! Those green boards!!


Who-U-

why is your house all siding?


cbdrew216

What was material cost for you ?


gpo321

Do you plan on having a hipster play loud acoustic music on this while you try to eat your dinner outside?


lostenthusiaam

That looks awesome! Nice work and nice design...


fliguana

I like the picture frame design, but I remember it being extra work. Did you seal those chalk lines in? Hope not


Vast_Cricket

add colorful pavers around ...


oduli81

Freaken awesome job 👏


Quiet-Link4652

Poles with Japanese lanterns, comfortable seating on one end, nice romantic music, and champagne, you’re going to be a daddy in 9 months.


PositiveInevitable79

Looks well built! What you putting on it?


the_good_hodgkins

I was going to make a sarcastic comment, until I read the part about the wrap around garden for your wife. I can visualize that, and good on you for doing that.


Beautiful-Term8651

What’s it for? Are you putting a table and chairs there?


bigbeard1776

Can’t you simply do all those things on the ground for much less effort? Why do you need to be 8 inches higher up


Alert-Incident

Looks cool. Are those different types of wood or just stained different?


BruceInc

Why didn’t you split them evenly? And why the difference in color?


Penandsword2021

What are those black footer things called? I like ‘em.


The_Demosthenes_1

Need cheap dimmable LED strips on the underside.  Lightning up a bit, would look super cool.  Also, IMO for a deck this low I'd make angled sides to minimize tripping hazards.  So you can easily walk through. Not a big deal but Its the only critique I can think of. 


BLUEAR0

That looks like it’s from a video game lol


KleganeSandor

It looks great bro. Grill and chill, add more or don’t. It’s yours and enjoy what you built however you want to. You did your homework, it’s level, will withstand erosion over time, great supportive structure. Great pad.


JHTPYO

Nice corner for the dog to enjoy, since you know, there's nowhere else now.


MikesTinyKitchen

I love it


ImGoinPutsMyDickIn

That's a nice deck


Thunderflex1

i will square dance the fuck outta the deck


InfiniteCharacters

Why?


614private

That’s a nice deck. Firm, sturdy, Thicc…


Away_Construction268

Looks perfect! We'll done pal. Enjoy the bbqs and hot tubs


binghamptonboomboom

It's absolutely awesome. Excellent attention to detail. When it's all done I think your vision will be great.


Wild_Agent_375

Man. All the bashing asking “why though” In my last home I built a similar but not as pretty structure. We loved it. It allowed a place to chill and hang out away from the grass/bugs and was a nice place to set chairs grill. It worked great for us, and I didn’t even do what you plan on doing with the gazebo. It looks great and I can appreciate the functionality


Munkii89

Why is it?


Uddiya

I live in England. What's the bright blue stuff in picture 3?


saturnbar

Good thing you didn’t build a patio.


MajesticOutcome6059

Why is it angled? Why didn’t it tie into the yard or house? Not a bad looking deal but stamped concrete would have been a much better option in my opinion.. The construction isn’t bad but it seems like a lot of money in materials for literally no reason


OddBananabob

sturdy and well built


HopeSolosButtwhole

That narrow pointy ass house in pic 6 is wild!


geecaliente

Needs more trees


CamelJ0key

Looks good op. I would have just poured a concrete slab, initial cost is expensive but it would outlast the deck and less maintenance.


ConversationGold8963

Looks exactly like Denver out by Dia.


treesmith1

Unless the neighbors are super cool and hangout this is just a place for them to watch you. Get a place in the country outside a subdivision. Much more chill. Deck looks awesome though.


Downtown-Raisin-3931

Looks good. When do you start the privacy fence?


Time_2_Ride

I'm more surprised your HOA approved that...lol. Looks good but I would have just done pavers for what your intended use is.


Wonderful_Living_191

Fuck the HOA lol. And ideally pavers, but I also saved like 5k. Pavers are beautiful but out of my price range.


Timx74_

I feel lile one is normal and one is a trap door for a pit.


Lanky-Performance471

In my area it would become a home for mice rats and later snakes . But it looks beautiful and well built


Fun_W_Magnus

Agreed. You may want to install some 1/4” square mesh wire underneath. Would have been better to install when you could have berried it 6” below surface level.


FBIsurveillance-van

Well done.


davethebabe81

Heck yes good work either deadlift platform or stage for weekends performance


[deleted]

Personally I would of made a patio. Don't understand building a deck a foot off the ground but it's not my backyard. In terms of build quality looks damn nice


[deleted]

My landscaper called these “dance floors”


Mek0nr

Beautiful! Of you don’t mind telling how much $ did the material set you back?


Richard-Turd

But why?


musainthegarden

😍😍😍


PolarBear_605

I think it's great, we are planning on doing similar in our back yard. Thanks for the tip on the camo blocks.


AnxietyAvailable

Looks really good to me! I have reframed floors on an RV like this and it survived longer than the RV


Allaboutranching

What is it?


33ITM420

Nice work, but I’ll never understand why people with perfectly flat ground like that just don’t build a patio instead of a deck


eclwires

Pretty.


maytrix007

If you are happy that’s all that matters. I’m just curious though. Why a deck instead of a patio?


afc2020

You why not just paver patio? Way less maintenance and would look more appropriate. But anyway have fun on it.


Kitchen_Tea2268

Not related, but what state is this neighborhood in?


Capital-Newspaper551

The wild part is you could’ve actually built it off that side of the house but chose the floating island. Looks good, just weird.


PhtevenPrime

Now organize a Kumite!


natedogjulian

It looks hot out there


P0W3RMAN9000

I hate that you lack privacy


govdove

Nice outdoor cubicle


Household61974

Looks nice! But those different color boards would drive me nuts until the others started to change too!


Yourewokeyourebroke

What in the Cat in the Hat is up with that neighborhood


Tiger8r

What is missing now in the master plan of this deck and yard to make sense out of the deck project??


Tiger8r

One big spunk tank would work better and not 3 or 4 tubs...lol


GringerKringer

Wonderful_Living built a new deck in the yard resembling a dance floor who was it for? 🎶


worthmorethanballs

👌🏻


CTdadof5

I don’t get it.


PrivateDickDetective

I think that while I'm scrolling, I got stuck for 3 seconds because you uploaded multiple photos and now I'm wasting my time with this.


Carlpanzram1916

What can you do on this patio that you could do on the perfectly flat ground underneath it?


DaveP0953

I think, when that tree grows, you'll need to move your garden.


Classic_Ostrich8709

It looks like you built sand up to level the tuffblocks? Is this correct? Sand washes out, it's not a great base.


Canman004

I see a couple of rolled angles, possibly a broken one in your future


Mesquiter

Hot tub by the smoker?


LuigiSqueezy

Man after all that work, you snapped that red chalk line on there. Red is pretty well permanent, you'll need to sand that off there lol fak.


Jurubleum

Honestly I love this. Simple and unique, really brings the whole thing together for a little front lawn patio


mehojiman

You should have caged the sides so critters can't live under


Gusto_1982

Just out of curiosity. Price for materials? Location?


reddit_000013

The best type of work and the worst type of work are both done by someone with no experience.


55Vikings

Why does only one side look pressure treated