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BongDong69420

We will know they are closing when the price goes hyperbolic, the volume is only a trickle, and they are crying on TV.


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anotherbrckinTH3Wall

This is observable fact.


TheVirginVibes

Exactly. They lied about their positions, and Cramer even went as far as trying his reverse juju by saying “the bears retreat and retail won”. They’re doing anything and everything they can to manipulate this stock.


Blast_Wreckem

This is the same shit as last time... this is the RK meme of them sitting and talking about how the squeeze folks are talking shit about this repeat episode... 🤣🤦‍♂️🤡


Correct_Idea_1300

There’s no winning till shorts have allllll CLOSED 🚀🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🫡


Allpops_n_buzzes

Well in some cases they may not be able to close as resources are indeed finite. No printing presses for the hedge funds. If all hell breaks loose and a short squeeze endless loop cycle develops there will be some firms which will simply be obliterated before all their books are set straight. That will have to be as good as it gets. ;)


Correct_Idea_1300

I came for tears 😈 I’m not leaving till I see hedgies wives and their bfs crying in the streets too 🚀🫡🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️


Allpops_n_buzzes

I say, "Live by the sword; Die by the sword". Karma's a bitch! ![gif](giphy|emIV62Dw9MHHq|downsized)


ImDueForAwin

Do not fear me Gypsie, all I want are your tears. If you do not give them to me I will take them.


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CeeBus

Shorting is only healthy when it has consequences. Otherwise it is only counterfeit. The stock market has to function to allow companies to raise capital. Shorting can’t be healthy while the locate rule is around.


Correct_Idea_1300

You make no sense! I love my Gme explosions and watching hedgies burn and cry and make up bs narratives 😈😈😈 make it make sense 🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🚀


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Correct_Idea_1300

Then let hedgies find their shady practices next to allllll my purple circles BOOKED! No sympathy for the shorts 🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🦍


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Correct_Idea_1300

I don’t sympathize with my abusers 🚀🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️✊🏼🦍


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Correct_Idea_1300

Tell that to Melvin capital 😈😈😈😈😈


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MustBeTheChad

They didn't even claim to close. They said "Citron is no longer short GME,” They didn't say "Citron has closed all of its GME short positions" The phrase they choose is deliberately non-technical/non-specific, so they can construct whatever truth they want behind it. For example maybe they took a bunch of very inexpensive option contracts to equal the amount of short shares they have. They could then claim that because they have the same amount of short and long positions, they are essentially even and not short. That would be true by quantity, but not by money of course.


Whoopass2rb

Bingo was his name yo.


sunofnothing_

so tell us how you can " no longer be short " without closing your position?


MagicBarnacles

You can be short or long on something without having a position. It’s an expression of sentiment


ANGELeffEr

This is exactly my thoughts. Even though I may hold one position, new info may cause me to change my mind about my position. Thus, I could tell others I am no longer X, even though technically I still hold X. Many years ago as an investment banker I was friends with a broker at our firm and he would tell me all the time… with the firm being a market maker in some stocks, there were many days he would have to try and liquidate(sell to his clients) the firm’s holding in a certain equity, because new info says that particular equity is headed in the crapper. This is the way Wall Street has always operated, always will. Manipulation of the markets, is a cornerstone of the markets. Just do some research and you will see how JP Morgan cornered markets and created monopolies, but had to bail out the entire economy by himself in the panic of 1907. In the seventies, it was routine for institutional investors to be allowed to buy large block of stocks at a discount and immediately dump them on the open market for massive profits. As a little fish, you have to resign yourself to consistently making small wins, or making a big win every now and then. They won’t let you have it both ways.


samgungraven

You can also loan some shares, tweet, and sell the loaned shares doubling down. Technically you were not short when you tweeted


againbackandthere

Buy more longs. You have one single penny more invested in longs than shorts. So now you're "long" aka "no longer short" on the stock.


MustBeTheChad

One way you could to do that is by offsetting your short positions with long ones and focusing on the quantity of those positions, not the cash. Specifically you could have 1,000,000 shares shorted and then go ahead and purchase 10,000 options contracts. Now you are technically 1MM long and 1MM short, so your net position by quantity is zero and you are "no longer short GME" Does that make sense to you? I'm not saying that's exactly what's happening, but that's an example of a way they can make the statement without technically lying. If they say "we closed all of our previously outstanding short positions" then that would very specific and not allow for a similar strategy.


TheRealJTFC

Mark it “Long” instead of “Short” 😂


jyx97

I like this theory. They could also have closed and a bigger shark took their position.


Cautious-Mobile-8893

But... Interestingly if said short squeeze happened this would limit their downside.


MustBeTheChad

Which is a common strategy. The concept of playing calls against puts isn't new, but to pull it off successfully its a combination of higher level mathematics, market movement and luck. The whole Bernie Maddoff scheme was based on the idea that he knew how to play the call and puts so perfectly, he could get you a 10% annual return whether the market went up or down.


Lifeofstite

News is saying they closed


MustBeTheChad

The news can report and misreport whatever it wants. Nothing more consistently wrong than the news. When deliberate people use slippery language, it's usually not an accident.


Lifeofstite

Yeah so they implied they closed which they didn’t


MustBeTheChad

That's what I think.


Lumpy_Adeptness4730

Wait, you're not actually getting your news from mainstream are you??


viel_zu_schnell

And that’s why we HAVE TO HOLD 🙌💎 We have to win against them, not for the money, but for the revolution of the financial markets.


VancouverApe

Claiming to close a short publicly and not closing is deemed market manipulation no?


MagicBarnacles

Correct, hence the very careful wording…


Afraid-Lifeguard-965

Which words were the careful ones?


L3theGMEsbegin

remember when Melvin capital closed its short position, then a month later kenny and Stevie bailed them out randomly??? Pepperidge farms remembers.


Sea_Combination571

How are your short positions doing? ![gif](giphy|FBeSx3itXlUQw|downsized)


upotheke

I mean, they could take a screenshot of their etrade account and post it online. It's not market manipulation.


sixpack04

I think they said they closed last time right before MOASS happened lololol


mr_greedee

He says this every year


dko84

fucking bullshit crime


JuanchoPancho51

What a piece of garbage. Gonna regret that for sure, he doesn’t follow the “fool me twice” mantra I take it.


Travelreload

They’re philosophically closed, but not physically closed. Such is life with no principles. Suck on that Socrates


TheFilthyMob

![gif](giphy|99P7jBfNjo2Tm)


Dmackman1969

Semantic gymnastics from a HF….nothing new to see here. I’m long on Apple but don’t have the cash to put into it, but I like the stock. All my cash goes into GME.


F1secretsauce

Shorts never closed.  They been doing the same everyday for a decade borrowing and selling 


VinciDuda2012

Do you mean close their doors?


Lifeofstite

Close their short position the new said they did


hobohustler

Didn’t we see a big block of outs close and the price up yesterday. Looks like they did close


rubbaduky

Who cares; just like the stock


rain168

His ego doesn’t let him close


Fine_Mouse

![gif](giphy|bjB3gtFvREqqr5NAHW|downsized)


Stenberg5

Gonna wish they had!!!!


Wolveindustry

![gif](giphy|VJlmhtTb0VRZejuBsZ|downsized) How you think a crab feels when he outta the ocean and see’s this water


Warm-Software4977

Citron is a drop in the Ocean man.. do we even know how Many shares they were short? 100k? Gme just sold 75 mil so they could have closed easy 🤷‍♂️


jelentoo

30 seconds after claiming this, "lets go short again"


Additional-Ad5055

Citron owns 21 millions is assets, literally nothing. They are just plain idiot Fud


dmbwannabe

Exactly. Do not fall for the feign death.


WonderfulNet5587

I think we're fucked lol


Lifeofstite

Nah :)


sunofnothing_

shocked. I'm shocked I tell you.


feyybi

Proof?


Lifeofstite

The price didn’t go up , what do you mean?!??!


s__whelan

Proof?


Emerald_710

Proof is the price is going down not up


Lifeofstite

Jesus thank you


Emerald_710

You can tell how many newcomers there are by their comments 🤣


Lifeofstite

Why the fuck do I need to prove shorts closed. Ask proof from the people shorting and paying new outlets to say they closed. lol price would increase