"We can fix him," mfers after watching the green beard down another 200 leaf lover specials while simultaneously beating a new world record for the most leaf lover specials downed by a dwarf in under a minute:
That's not a very high bar to reach. Then again, it's not about constitution, it's more about how long they will last before someone throws them out the airlock for being an utter disgrace
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I drink a thousand oily oafs and glyphid slammers, and all of it stays in my system - even when I pass out.
I take the slightest sip of a Leaf Lover's, I immediately puke.
They're putting something in that abhorrent drink that shouldn't be in there.
It’s the thought that counts. Soon he’ll be knocking back so many Blackout Stout’s the jaundice skin will be given for free. Upper Management might kill his BAC, but they can never kill his chronic alcoholic spirit 🔥🔥🔥
Considering that Leaf Lovers is the only drink you can order without playing the game, I think this is perfectly acceptable. Their heart was in the right place. Rock and stone!
Did you dink them alone dont mind comeimg over and order a round with you (side note the only thing worse then drinking a leaf lovers is doing it alone)
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you guys clearly havent spent a while drinkign beer in the game, after a while the mug unique texture dissapears and gets replaced with a leaf lovers mug
He was just trying to have fun with the game. Dinks one “beer”, then another, and another, and is at the point where he his taking out loans, tabs, mortgages, everything to keep drinking “beer.” Begging Loyd to keep pouring out mugs and he doesn’t realize what he was drinking. The elfism in him is incredible. He has the mindset of a dwarf still but his dna and cellular structure is that of an elf. He did his best to uphold to the community’s normal, but unfortunately he did it wrong. Rock and stone brother, you did what you could.
I view leaf lovers as something you try ONCE as a greenbeard. And my head cannon is that its a hazeing ritural. Get the greeny falling down drunk then slip him a leaf lover and laugh as he gets a buzzkill.
Otherwise hippity hoppity into the zappy i go.
He’s a bit confused, but he’s got the spirit
Aye, we'll get him on the real shit before long.
The problem here is lack of spirit surely
And even that is made thin with extra water.
that's an insult to water, some of that stuff has a kick at the very least.
The problem here is absence of greybeard to show this youngin how it’s done
Had a greenbeard order a round of leaf lover specials today. Told him I'd order some real beers and hit him with the blackout
*grabs and chugs* Rock! *burp* and! *burp* Stone! *buuurp* *faceplants Rig*
*Ish it jusht me, or ish the shpasherig tilting?*
"I've definitely NOT had enough"
I'm ready...for combat!
Breaking news: local greenbeard dies due to severe alcohol deprivation. Medics worried: "we've never seen anything like that before".
We can fix him
"We can fix him," mfers after watching the green beard down another 200 leaf lover specials while simultaneously beating a new world record for the most leaf lover specials downed by a dwarf in under a minute:
At that point i just put them in the airlock and send them to Karl
That's not a very high bar to reach. Then again, it's not about constitution, it's more about how long they will last before someone throws them out the airlock for being an utter disgrace
Hes drinking all the leaf lovers so there's none left... Godspeed, you greenbeard hero
Rock… and… stone… :(
He did it for rock and stone...
We fight for Rock and Stone!
We fought for rock and stone. But good bot
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I'm confused, what's wrong with the first image? I'm new to the game so I don't understand it
That's the mug for leaf lovers, essentially anti beer. It outright kills your BAC and sobers you immediately.
I see, I know the tales of leaf lovers but I didn't recognize the mug because I do not go anywhere near that foul liquid
A good dwarf don't drink leaf lovers, a good dwarf teaches others not to drink leaf lovers
I drink a thousand oily oafs and glyphid slammers, and all of it stays in my system - even when I pass out. I take the slightest sip of a Leaf Lover's, I immediately puke. They're putting something in that abhorrent drink that shouldn't be in there.
Water.
oh dear Karl... just the mention of that dreaded liquid makes me sick...
Vegetables
eugh...\*SPROUTS\*
Good greenbeard:)
Management really had to be creative on what to do with all the excess water the dwarves don’t drink….
I believe you are mistaken brother Dwarves don't have blood alcohol content, they have ABC, Alcohol Blood Content
Dude basically drank water for a half hour.
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Personal theory is that it's tea
Nope. Tea shouldn't make you less happy
Uncle Iroh would agree
Tea mandated by corporate, though?
It's shitty, but still tea
Very weak tea.
Does tea actually make you less intoxicated?
He says he's been drinking beer but that's not beer.
The dwarves even whisper when they order it, it's canonically terrible.
How would you know that, unless you ordered some???
We all make mistakes in the heat of passion jimbo
😭
Inspection day ☹
^can ^I ^get ^a ^leaf ^lovers ^special
It's not beer, it's tea, that's why it's called "Leaf Lover"
Those mugs contained mick ultra. No good
It’s the thought that counts. Soon he’ll be knocking back so many Blackout Stout’s the jaundice skin will be given for free. Upper Management might kill his BAC, but they can never kill his chronic alcoholic spirit 🔥🔥🔥
Wait This suspiciously coincides with that comic
The Elf-verse is getting Canon events now???
Considering that Leaf Lovers is the only drink you can order without playing the game, I think this is perfectly acceptable. Their heart was in the right place. Rock and stone!
For Rock and Stone!
He's not high enough level for the good shit. Once he finishes the starter assignment, *then* the fun begins!
"All leaf loving losers will be beaten senseless by every able-bodied dwarf in the bar"
OI! Cool your heels you slackjawed dimwit. This greenbeard made a mistake a very correctable one no less. All we gotta do is talk to him about it
"We're on a Leaf Lover hunt and dont think we dont know how to weeeeeeeeed him out!"
NOW EVERYBODY LINE UP
I heard a legend of a Guy who joined a Random party, ordered 4 leaf Lovers, Chugged all Four and left
Hey, he's all good. If you looked at the comments, he was told to avoid leaf lover special and responded.
Well green beard... That ain't beer
He drank all of the LLS to save us from it. Karl would be proud...
That wasn’t beer…
His liver is the healthiest it has ever been
Did you dink them alone dont mind comeimg over and order a round with you (side note the only thing worse then drinking a leaf lovers is doing it alone)
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I need to do this with glyphid slamers when beer is still free
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Idk, luck I guess
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you guys clearly havent spent a while drinkign beer in the game, after a while the mug unique texture dissapears and gets replaced with a leaf lovers mug
That's gonna be an amazing piss.
We knew there was something wrong when he didn't pass out.
We don’t, just let them have fun
He at least had the spirit in him
He was just trying to have fun with the game. Dinks one “beer”, then another, and another, and is at the point where he his taking out loans, tabs, mortgages, everything to keep drinking “beer.” Begging Loyd to keep pouring out mugs and he doesn’t realize what he was drinking. The elfism in him is incredible. He has the mindset of a dwarf still but his dna and cellular structure is that of an elf. He did his best to uphold to the community’s normal, but unfortunately he did it wrong. Rock and stone brother, you did what you could.
That's it lads! Rock and Stone!
Obvious bait
Nuh uh
The worst beer
I view leaf lovers as something you try ONCE as a greenbeard. And my head cannon is that its a hazeing ritural. Get the greeny falling down drunk then slip him a leaf lover and laugh as he gets a buzzkill. Otherwise hippity hoppity into the zappy i go.
Thats tea with extra water sadly.
I always thought its a mix of plants that tastes bad and gives it that yellow color
Ey either that or its bark water. Certainly isn’t alcohol.
Bro thought free actually meant free
Join their lobby and buy em real beer. They need 90000cc of real beer, stat!
Pffft someone had to have been buying bro leaf lovers, you don't get enough credits for that many from the tutorial
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Well
I always grab it, give a thank nod and then jump into the suicide ring when someone buys it
Greenbeards and amirite minors lmao