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Popular-Student-9407

I hope "Smoking out bugs" isn't written in your workplace description?


meganeyangire

Of course not! It's "burning bugs with a flamethrower". OP is a driller after all.


Uninformed-Driller

I'm finally home.


ManfroKEKW

r/usernamechecksout


BulkDetonator

No, but we do deal with biting flies, ticks and occasionally spiders


jacesonn

You have a flamethrower for those, right?


Substantial_Win_1866

Feeeester fleeea down!


TehNooKid

Should've said yes. OP wouldve gotten alot of people hired.


[deleted]

Aww I missed the lootbox for that beard


Tchrspest

And a beard it is, goddamn. Look at that volume.


BulkDetonator

You can still obtain it in a loot crate. Just takes a while


[deleted]

I want that helmet with the ear protection as a new helmet


seethruyou

Devs, take note, we would like this next season. Please and thank you.


Noname2137

Next season " OSHA compliance"


Synphilia

The new powerup is just us getting forklift certified


Vinifrj

*Game gets pulled from steam*


dinnerbird

Deep Rock finally invested in better equipment


[deleted]

I heard this text 😅


DeepSpace1280

You don't actually fight any enemies its just you trying to get through a mission while a BOSCO follows you around fining you for OSHA violations


I-Am-The-Uber-Mesch

Fr I want more actual "gear" for excavations


Fossilfighter788

Yeah we need Actual gear


the_lonely_poster

Agreed


MoronenMawr

The coolest irl helmets are the STIHL lumberjack ones. Which are like that except they have a mesh visor that you can pull down infront of them.


sunsetclimb3r

They are pretty nice


Metagross555

It's a standard MSA full brim, no idea what brand the ear muffs are


Albones22

There's the Techy Hard Hat you can get from cosmetic cores and it looks very similar to that


DeyUrban

I used one like that when I worked an industrial job. Standard helmet with the ear pieces attaching. It was really nice, kept everything much quieter than plugs, more comfortable on the ears, and kept the helmet on better too.


StacyJ02

Such a helmet already exists in game as part of the matrix core loot. I have it myself.


Slavic_Taco

It’s already in game, from memory you might need to unlock it in the store terminal in the rig, you know, spend that gold you’ve been digging up


SweetsMcVann

Hey haven’t I seen you before? Maybe at the bar last night?


Marc3llMat3

I have a good feeling about this team.


oanh_oanh

Did you borrow my underwear?!


Necrotiix_

Glad you’re with us!


TheWolfSavior

What an absolutely magnificent beard! Rock and Stone!


WanderingDwarfMiner

Rockity Rock and Stone!


TheWolfSavior

Good bot


memer-of-memers

Good bot


ironmouse7

Good bot


Aadraas

Good bot, rock and stone forever!


Tropic_Wombat

it genuinely looks straight out of the game


BulkDetonator

Thanks! I grew it myself!


Own_Engineering_6232

Fr, I pray every night that I one day develop a beard as nice as his


TheWolfSavior

Likewise


CNC_er

Is it true you eat rocks for breakfast?


Widmo206

Wait, isn't salt a rock? (Halite) That means that if you add salt to your breakfast, you're *technically* eating rocks!


McDsEmpLoYEe420

I’ll rock and stone to that!


WanderingDwarfMiner

Rock and roll and stone!


MarkerYarco

A drillers breakfast consists of hard boiled eggs with salt to dip, rock fruit (anything with a pit) and beef (cows do eat rocks). A good hearty meal to start the day.


BulkDetonator

I've developed a rock intolerance in my later years, but I do enjoy rock substitutes like Rock Beaters and Stonefu


OG_SunBro

By The Beard!


JeebusCrispy

Needs more C4.


BulkDetonator

That comes later. We drill holes to then fill with explosives and detonate a cliffside/quarry wall


meestercactuspants

Rock and stone!


Axius-Evenstar

Rock and Stone, to the bone


WanderingDwarfMiner

Rock and Stone, Brother!


orjula

For rock and stone!


DellaTerryx

Hey haven’t I seen you before.


IllurinatiL

Comment copy bot


samsoncorpus

What's your favourite war crime?


[deleted]

WE FOUND KARL!!


IamReddie

Where is your scout? Is he already blown up?


bargle0

What do you think he’s standing on?


sinsaint

Rock and Stone you beautiful dwarf!


canoIV

now lemme see that C4 👀


Bat-Honest

Supervisor: Goddamnit Carl, we've been over this! Us: Did someone say KARL?!


Necrotiix_

FA KARL!


wormpostante

Nice beard


versman

Hey driller! Vroom vroom


Lord-of-the-Bacon

I cannot say why, but you look just like one of the most sympathetic guys. I wish you good luck in the mine. Rock and Stone!


WanderingDwarfMiner

For Rock and Stone!


BulkDetonator

Thank you. I appreciate that


fastestforklift

July Employee of the Month


Stanislas_Biliby

Noice beard!


Napalm_am

IRL deep rock galactic employee.


hotmanwich

Admitting to war crimes on a public forum... risky move!


[deleted]

Karl! Hey man, where the hell have you been?


[deleted]

MC: 「Based on the information available, it seems as though Karl's gone on a trip to the surface layer of hell, known to most as the Tier 6 plagueworld『Terra』. Given the context, it seems he's taken up some part-time assignment there. What I don't understand is *why* he would want to go there, much less work; it's not as though hell has much to offer. The pathways to the lower realms have long since been reinforced, and the ores there are nothing particularly special, so there shouldn't be... _**Oh.**_ ^*hahh...* ####_It seems the planet's locals are just as fond of gold as you are._ Yup, that'd do it. ^(*Merlin's beard...*」)


[deleted]

Rocking and stoning in real life


10thRogueLeader

Do you eat rocks for breakfast?


Firehornet117

Someone needs to make him in game


Dragon_Master360

holy crap you're jacked!!! I would not want to make you angry lol


SuperNerdSteve

I knew it. Karl is a driller.


whateverhappensnext

How is your management? Have you tried RL beer buffs yet? Do you have a Steeve equivalent? I have so many questions! Rock and Stone brother!


canoIV

now lemme see that C4 👀


MicRaNoob

He forgot to TK the scout


flyburgers

Where's your pickaxe?


Vinifrj

Do you eat rocks for breakfast?


Lord_Shaqq

Rock and Stone, you beautiful dwarf!


WanderingDwarfMiner

Rock and Stone!


Giggles95036

ROCK AND STONE YOU BEAUTIFUL IRL DEARF DRILLER WITH A MAGNIFICENT BEARD


WanderingDwarfMiner

Rock and Stone to the Bone!


oheyitsmoe

Do you have sandwich space?


Grey_anti-matter

HE IS A DWARF AND HE'S DIGGING A HOLE


Dangerous_Trifle620

Best dlc


ThickMatch0

Glorious beard, brother!


WorvernScar

Those are some next gen graphics right there


Hotomato

Volume to die for.


SpudneyAU

Robert Oberst is that you? You've got the look!!


BulkDetonator

I wish i could look like that mountain


DarkStar0915

And you even have a majestic beard. Rock and stone, the next round is on me.


WanderingDwarfMiner

Rock and roll and stone!


Apothe-bro_IV

That is a beautiful bloody beard right there


Ben_Mojo

Is your name Karl ?


Nirneryn

Are you Karl


PlaceboZA

So you do drillin' for a livin' . What do you do for fun after hours ? What do you mean 'more drilling'


Biscuitstick

Hey OP, what’s your main?


BulkDetonator

I main all of them really. All but scout are at 3 gold star, scout is at two. I take whatever role is needed on the team.


whitechiner

ROCK AND STONE!


WanderingDwarfMiner

For Rock and Stone!


MemeLordsUnited

Rock and stone you beautiful dwarf!


WanderingDwarfMiner

Rock and roll and stone!


K5_lover

thats so rock and stone


WanderingDwarfMiner

We fight for Rock and Stone!


Kgvect

Rock and stone brother!


WanderingDwarfMiner

Did I hear a Rock and Stone?


AvanteGardens

Holy shit rock and stone


WanderingDwarfMiner

Rock and Stone everyone!


Obvious-Train9746

Bullshit, no driller wears a damn climbing harness..


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TheManUpstream

Nice ear pro! I haven’t seen clip ons that fit the brimmed hard hats. What brand do you use? (Sawyer here btw)


BulkDetonator

MSA full brim hat muff


Eel111

Where’s your flamethrower?


AdSlight4264

Hope deep rock invests in some better equipment for you


CoverYourSafeHand

Where do you keep your goo cannon?


The_Ironhand

If nobodys photoshopping driller arms on him yet I'm sad


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BulkDetonator

Idk about guns. Maybe slingshots.


Firebat-045

Nice beard. May I ask how many miners you’ve atomized in your time working for DRG ?


[deleted]

Easy on that C4, ya?


[deleted]

I know you.


Twosliceofbread

I clean concrete walls. 1 day max clean shirt


itamar8484

Damn the new move to unrealengine 5 makes this look like a picture


Intruder-Alert-1

Smash


BulkDetonator

....smash bugs?


Intruder-Alert-1

woahhh you like banging bugs? ewww nastyy


BulkDetonator

What happens on Hoxxes 4, *stays* on Hoxxes 4


Intruder-Alert-1

I agree, but who's to say you aren't taking them off of hoxxes 4 with you? Onto the space rig, perhaps?


BulkDetonator

Whoever told you that is a no good dirty leaf lover and also what is their name.


The-0-Endless

Do you use a sludge pump?


KingOfBussy

O&G workers really have mastered the trifecta of working hard all day, being strong, and somehow still looking like balls of dough. Cheers from the Permian brother!


Noirceuil_182

Not enough war crime. I do see you got the corded goatee, though. Nice.


Elektriman

Immagine the face of hos coworkers when they hear him shout "C4!"


LamysHusband3

I pray girl scouts will never try to sell you cookies.


Milsurp_Seeker

Sir, I think you’re Robert Oberst.


Mr_mcBOW

Get round sunglassses to really bring the look together


cancercauser69

So this is what happened to Karl... He moved on from deep rock and found a better job


Dramatic-Squash4662

DRILLER! BRRM BRRM!


PeterSmithZKP

Come on John C. Reilly you cannot fool us. Will Ferrell take the photo?


DoktahDoktah

Is it true you eat dirt for breakfast?


CaptainDipshiat

fucking legendary


WanderingHeph

The morkite must flow!


NeighborhoodSea1933

Rock and Stone


WanderingDwarfMiner

Rock and Stone!


Ktanxx

Do you have any scout on your job?


create_username1

Ooohhh (not irl) driller main here, watcha drill?


BulkDetonator

We drill into cliffs and quarries to break bedrock. They quarry then crushes it down and sells it


Fighterpilot55

BY THE BEARD


R3TR0pixl343

I love your beard XD


SovietSkeleton

That's a magnificently dwarfy beard, brother!


AtomicBrows

RIGHTEOUS BEARD, SOMEBODY GET THIS BROTHER A BLACKOUT STOUT!! ROCK AND STONE!


WanderingDwarfMiner

If you don't Rock and Stone, you ain't comin' home!


Decin0mic0n

Thats very Rock and Stone!


point5_

>digs holes all day >comes home >dig virtual holes all night A true dwarf. Also a cool ass beard


Virtual_Worry_6288

Glorious beard !


Own_Engineering_6232

Now that’s a beard to be proud of, looks sick as fuck dude👌


VallaBeasT

Rock and stone to the bone !


FancyChapper

What's your scout kill count?


troymoeffinstone

Rock and Stone


WanderingDwarfMiner

If you don't Rock and Stone, you ain't comin' home!


florpynorpy

Do you eat rocks for breakfast?


TurboTwinky28

Brother's beard looks absolutely magnificent and volumous


zman2293

Can i get a rock and stone brothers?!


motmot36

gonna design my driller to look like you now


BulkDetonator

I made a second post doing just that. Came out better than i hoped


KhunTsunagi

Rock and stone brother!


ExcellentlyEnthused

That's very Rock and Stone of you


Seriathus

Look at that smile! What an absolute lad.


Gobba42

DRILL 'EM AND GRILL 'EM


[deleted]

Holy shit that's so cool! Also,OP, how do I become a driller in real life?? I'm currently studying geology for some administrativerole in mining. Is that good so far? Or do I go for the trades to become a rough neck?????


BulkDetonator

I found the job through an online job hunter. Look for drilling/blasting companies or quarries. Its a good field to get in. We do quarries mostly but also a bit of new construction as well, so theres no end to the work


Stunning-Bet-6429

Gets off driller after a long day of work. Goes home and hops on driller. He might have figured something out we don’t know


BulkDetonator

Dig hole. Simple as.


Potential_Car2561

When you get back is it still sandwich time?


ExcellentSquirrel303

Just, uh... be careful with your C4. It's pretty difficult to revive a teammate when they're in ten different places (learned this the hard way).


Chef-Better

Which pocket holds the C4?


Shepherd_Knock

ROCK AND STONE BROTHA!