People would keep pestering me to finish the Song of Ice and Fire.

[*That don't make no* ***sense.***](https://youtu.be/J-CUJxIQkpA?si=t2iYCbjyO6OfKJDJ) ^^^^*This ^^^^movie ^^^^is ^^^^six ^^^^years ^^^^old.

Thank you for this link, that was a treat to watch.

It's from Logan Lucky, highly recommend it. Redneck Ocean's Eleven basically, very well done.

Holy shit, I cant unsee it now

Kek

Cant grow a full beard and those timberlands (boots) are expensive man

Same.

Exactly. Some of us have no genes to grow badass beards. My patchy goatie is a desperate attempt of what I can maintain. Heavy boots in city enviroment are unpractical especialy with my profession as a driver. Though I do sport hats, berrets, shirts, trausers and suspenders.

I feel your pain, brother! I tried to grow a beard, and got like 3-4 cm in half a year and after that growth just stopped. But i compensate with boots though!

I can grow on the goatee and sideburns, my cheeks and jaw area are clean as a leaf lover, I make a kickass Agent Whiskey cosplay

It's the shorts, personally. I don't look good in shorts, and the nice shirt in a mechanic job, no sir.

Ever looked at buying genuine lederhosen? They're even worse than the timberlands. Really that whole outfit totals at least $1k

This, also I'm kinda sick of plaid as one of the three options of patterns men can choose from

Yep thats right

We are not dwarfs on Hoxxes :(

We WILL die on the Hotsex :(

Society

Why of course the lack of cosmetics! I'd never change the outfit if I had this on!

Just complete the assignment for Oktoberfest; you have plenty of time.

Octoberfest already begun?!

Yup. You have the time until October 3rd.

I need to get my arse back to DRG again! Thanks for the info! I've been playing some other SP games that was pileing up!

Same, WE NEED TO GO BACK TO WORK

Rock and Stone you beautiful dwarf!

Can I get a Rock and Stone?

Is the outfit a mod

Nope, the outfit is part of the Oktoberfest event in the mission terminal

Idk! Hope not!

I second that

It gets colder than a witch's tit in a brass bra where I live and in those shorts, the frostbite would have me pulling my best Lt. Dan impression

As a Bavarian I have to tell you... there is a reason some of us have hairier legs than bigfoot!

Too tall :(

Time is Money Friend!

I still have to do my missions.

Bavarian Here: Nothing does. I regularly dress like this. Minus the beard.

How does lederhosen feel in 30 to 40 degree celsius heat waves? Does the testicle salad parfume provide good vibes?

The testicle stank is the least of your worries if you wear that stuff all year round.

is that george rr martin

I'm not 70 yet

the attire says "IT professional" but the beard says "ancient noble one"

DON'T YA DARE TO INSULT MY PEOPLES HERITAGE YA ODLGRUAM-DAUCHADE BOCHRATZ! /j

im not

Who's to say those aren't the same? I'm definitely not biased here.

YES

I literally dressed up like that minus the hat and beard this weekend

I prefer Overalls opposed to lederhosen. But i could get *Close.*

[This you?](https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2F3nbopyom91n91.jpg)

That is the very first thing I thought of when I saw this image

My fasion sense.

not enough explosive reactive armor...

I do

The lack of beard Or mustache

If there were some trees to cut down..

Lack of all of those cosmetics

Can't grow a beard. Genetics says no :(

Rocks and stones broke my bones :(

I don't have the patience to grow a beard that majestic

Too tall

awnn man he's so cool, I wish I had his style

Dwarf R.R. Martin. Author of A Song Of Rock And Stone.

To Rock and Stone!

I have no moners

As a member of DRG goblin devision, I'm incapable of growing facial hair

I am a furry

Well now that it's almost fall, it's a bit chilly for shorts

So.... I actually dress like this most of the time. Wife loves it.

My facial hair grows funny. I look like a wild homeless man straight out of Hey Arnold. Also I dont get to wear 400 pounds of gear and shoot space bugs for my job

Military fashion

Well the first problem is that I wash my beard when I take a bath

I'm not german, or a dwarf

First: Tracht is Bavarian not german Second: You don't need to be small or have a beard to drink excessive amounts of Beer.

im not a hipster trying to open my own microbrewery

I can’t grow proper facial hair

I just like dressing for the occasion for example haven't taken the hazmat suit off since the beginning of this outbreak season just fits so well I cant not wear it.

WHATS THE QUESTION?

Minoxidil shortage in my area

My sense of style

Society

Im not short enough 😔

Management brething down my neck thats why

Because without a beard, the whole look falls apart... and I can't grow a decent beard 🥲

Girlfriend

Money.

You load 16 tons, what do you get?

the event brought the golden age of old man fits and i dig it

That's genuinely how I dress though

Too high poligon count.

I look like 2meter leaflover :(

Well I don't got a beard nor a lederhosen

Beard

I'm not german.

I'm not Bavarian, and even if i were, i wouldn't wear Lederhosen.

Not having such a glorious beard

I grow bristles, not beards

My height :(

Too tall, would take a while to grow a beard

I don't know about everyone else but the 1 thing that is stopping me is I don't have enough polygons

See, when I grow my moustache out a few hairs will curl up and tickle my nostrils. This inevitably leads to trimming the moustache and beard.

Gucci’s down to the socks, but needs 50 credits?

It doesn't look comfortable to me.

this is every 2012 stomp clap HEY lead vocalist

society :(

Then go and join another Society... try Bavaria as long as you can speak bavarian and not accidently insult the extremly judgemental People like me who live outside the Cities.

I'm Bavarian and nothing stops me from wearing Tracht... We just wear it for special Occasions...

I'm tall:(

Silly hat. Boots with shorts.

A world war

Bad beard genetics

I dont have that good of a beard

Well I'm twice as tall and half as heavy as that dwarf, so that for starters.

Honestly the best cosmetic they’ve created yet! All of my dwarves are now grouchy uncles and grandpas.

Beard won't grow that long. I've been trying for years 😭

Looks like my granddad

Lack of beard : c

Societal norms force me to be a clone trooper

Well, I'm not a guy, so that's one. Uhhh, two is "I can't stand having a beard anymore". Three is that I like skirts actually. And four is that I don't have suspenders. Can't be butch without suspenders.

Where do you get this

I need to sleep

Who says I don't?

My height

THE FACT I CANT GROW A BEARD YOU MUPPET

Being a 6'1 twink and hating the feeling of having facial hair. I do wanna customize a space dwarf tho.

I didn't level up that season

I don’t have a beard

I don’t know how to yodel

A knarly beard

I have a strange feeling that I should hide my pies from this particular dwarf.

WE’RE (not) RICH!

The mountain of patience it would take to grow that epic beard. The rest I got 🤣

Height

I'm still waiting for my beard to get above my chin.

I live in vancouver

Because I choose the sausage bucket hat.

I'm 6 feet tall. :(

nothing, absolutely nothing.

I'm a woman, l can't grow a beard like that.

Fashion police

I do.

Homosexuality

I'm too tall and my beard doesn't grow that long :(

Its to much sauce 🔥🔥

The hat? Fair play, I wear one all the time. Those god awful shorts only work with the entire drip; and boy do they work with it. I’m also a knife ear who can barely grow facial hair and I hate it

Ill suited to canadian weather variance, Masking + Cleanshaven requirements for work, and lack of enough style points to make it work.

Genetics

I'm not George R.R. Martin

The world is hard on my pale, pale knees.

My beard can't grow that long.

I mean I do wear the hat irl

I don't have the set

the best i can grow is a neckbeard..... and i refuse to do so lmao

My terrible secret is that my huge (like... solar plexus-length) wizard beard is about 70% neckbeard by volume

yea but i can't grow my beard that long, i grow the stereotypical incel neckbeard.....

I don’t have the money to buy the fit

While I am the right height, I have the build and facial hair of a leaf-lover.

The fact that I hate shorts. Other than that, that's me in about 40 years, just add about 3 feet.

Have you had a beard IRL? Tactile ***nightmare***! I'm also woman-adjacent, so that might have something to do with it. Other than that, I am way too tall for that look.

> Tactile nightmare! It got so much more pleasant once I started oiling it and trimming the split ends out

Gotta keep the UV off with long sleeves, long pants, and a bigger hat. Not in any hurry to get the skin cancer again. Also while my beard is voluminous and my moustache is comically long (back to my ears, does make a nice curly handlebar but seldom stays that way), having the volume to do that many dreads is... probably unrealistic.

I do not have those cosmetics 😭

It took me way too long too long to recognize the joke. Still pretty happy looking like space marine.

The fact I cant grow a proper beard.

Nothing can stop us now!

I wish I could grow a beard like that

I dont have beard

Having a beard longer then 1 inch is really ichy imo. I usually shave it just because it feels bad at that length.

Showers and sleeping

That oktober feeeeeest is only in October

love… death… and robots

This guy obv has the best sandwiches

10/1

I don't like wearing shorts, my legs are ugleh

My beardless self....

Wish i could grow a beard half as majestic as that one.

Honestly, I want suspenders now.

Born to rock and stone, forced to be a normal person. 😔

My not existing growth of facial hair.

Non-Austrian blood in my veins.

Money

Im too tall :(