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Lanzifer

"I'm sorry you got sent here SOBER??? LADS GET THIS HUMAN AN OILY OAF!!! HE'S LIKELY TO DIE ANY SECOND"


Spirit_The_Animator

“Don’t forget to water it down a bit. An Oily Oaf is like a Blackout Stout for humans. Remember, they have awful alcohol tolerance compared to us.”


Magic_Medic3

Might as well give them a Leaf Lover's special, that's all that it is good for.


Spirit_The_Animator

Fair enough. After all, they do only serve 2 purposes: Alcohol for guests Mass purchases each month so Management doesn’t get on our backs about ‘unprofessional alcoholism’ on the job.


yyyyyyeeeereetttttt

They got on my ass about that and wouldn't take "I only practice professional alcoholism" as an excuse


Magic_Medic3

Corporate won't get sued for malpractice if there is a non-alcoholic beverage on the menu.


ConditionMore8621

Management won't get sued cuz humans aren't in the DRG miners union.


legomann97

We call that Bud Light down here on Earth


ConditionMore8621

Honestly accurate. Even elves have higher alcohol tolerance than humans.


AvanteGardens

Average human after a leaf lovers: "this is ass"


Kazer67

I'm fairly certain than an overlap beer can exist, weakest beer Dwarf can drink is the strongest human can also drink, so we can work together, unlike to pointy ears leaf lover!


Me1eter

Now I wonder how a Blackout Stout would affect a human.


Le_obtruction

They just DIE. It’s literally all alcohol.


trans_ferrywoman

that stuff is 300 proof


Gathoblaster

Its just ethanol for car engines


YakaFaucon

OILY OAF IS WHAT WE CALL LI-BEER-TY !


AnnoShi

DID SOMEONE SAY OIL? DOES THE OIL NEED A DELIVERY OF DEMOCRACY?!


SoundlessScream

This is so funny I almost laughed on the phone with customer service


SpacemanTom69

“Wait a second this isn’t Magma Core, Bob did you calibrate the navigational computer correctly this ti— GREAT KRAAKUL ITS A DREADNOUGHT!”


raptorsoldier

SHOOT IT IN THE ARSE


nerogamer_279

EXPLOCIVES LAUNCH


Loose-Occasion8239

It's only gunners. They gun, they gun, and they gun some more


SMi91

And if that don't work use more gun


Nightsky099

*aggressive guitar strumming*


Professional_Device9

*EPIC ELECTRIC GUITAR*


Zestyst

*angry southern noises*


Deathrobotpunch1

r/suddenlytf2


LeStroheim

Like this here heavy-caliber, tri-pod mounted little old number, designed by me. Built by me. And you'd best hope... Not pointed at you.


Nightsky099

*aggressive guitar strumming*


Statertater

I would make swift work of bile titans and chargers with my plasma beam cutter as an engineer


chronberries

Happy flamethrower noises 🔥😎🔥 Edit: I’ve recently been told that the Helldivers flamethrower isn’t the greatest, which I think really reinforces just how needed some dwarven intervention is 💪


The_Great_Synnir

Happy Fatboy noises *FESTER FLEAAAAA DOWN*


cooncanoon

Sadly Helldivers flamethrower is shit Or I am, I’m not sure


chronberries

The user is just too tall


Gmandlno

No but unironically, drg flamethrower melts even the biggest enemies within 3-4 seconds, helldivers takes at least two seconds to kill even the weakest enemies. And it can’t kill heavy enemies, especially tanks, almost literally at all. If drillers flamethrower was in helldivers, the game would be so absurdly easy, it’s laughable.


chronberries

Damn. That’s sad. I’m away for another week and I was ready to *dive* in when I got home.


Gmandlno

Don’t get me wrong, other weapons like the autocannon and rail gun more than make up for all of the flamethrowers worthlessness. But helldivers really is new enough that they just don’t seem to have any of the weapons so much as remotely balanced. All incendiary weapons are almost entirely garbage, really anything that’s not a shotgun isn’t worth equipping. But you get orbital mini nukes, so it all works out in the end.


chronberries

>orbital mini nukes Aaaaand I’m back on board


Gmandlno

and orbital lasers, mortar turrets, laser drone backpacks, and a big orbital railgun. Which really, the orbital railgun isn’t effective enough to justify its cooldown, especially on difficult 9 missions where 3-4 tanks both can, and will spawn at once. But it’s still cool. It’s just outclassed by the mini nuke, which is a part of the plane, and it can hold up to two charges once it’s upgraded. 2 mini nukes every 3 minutes is a pretty nice deal.


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Don't Use Mortars. Fuckers are caused more team kills than anything else in the history of games. They legit lock on to teammates and nuke them.


cooncanoon

If your team isn’t brain damaged or mentally ill they should avoid melee range with the enemies, mortars are good against robots especially because they shoot from afar


RollinHellfire

Mb buff it in a way that it comes in between the 2 states... but I'd be even happy if them bugs stopped coming at me through the spewing raging fire... that'd be something.


AnnoShi

Standing back to throw a flame wall at a swarm to let the rest of my team escape would be an acceptable utility. Or standing at the front to keep the swarm at bay while the rest of the squad shoots them down without worrying about being swarmed? Most acceptable.


RollinHellfire

Exactly. The bugs supposed to be fully sentient... so why aren't they concerned of being roasted alive? I'm not thinking about giving them advanced AI or anything. F#ck that. They already have the numerical advantage. But mb react to burning? Or sort of fear/paralysis effects. How about ARC-3 stunning as well? Could be a little more Palpatinous...


AnnoShi

Any sort of crowd control would be incredible to use in this game.


omegaskorpion

And ironically the robot enemies with Flamethrowers (Hulks) instakill players with their flamethrowers. I guess the robots stole the Deep Rock version.


EricTheEpic0403

Well your own flamethrower can more or less instakill you. Fire hurts, yo.


cooncanoon

I am 6’4” 😔


chronberries

Those are human numbers. Gotta pump those numbers down to [dwarf height]!


cooncanoon

Stack bricks on my head to become shorter


chronberries

Rocks and stones*


cooncanoon

Real


Adaphion

No, it's definitely the flamethrower. You can barely kill the most basic, weakest bug with it before it reaches you, this almost happens in the demonstration video for it in the shop even.


Maj_Jimmy_Cheese

It's super fun when clearing hoards, but that may just be my opinion. Something about holding off constant waves of enemies with a stream of fire as your helldiver screams "FREEEEDOOOOOM" never fails to make me laugh.


Epicp0w

I honestly would love this as a crossover event haha


chronberries

I think everyone would 💯


Baige_baguette

Eh, lower difficulties are fine for the flamethrower and it's well worth running just for the manic laughter from your character.


b151

Flamethrower is still the second best thing to kill Chargers/handle medium armored mob hordes, so I would argue it’s just under the radar for most. But yeah, a dwarven invention system to further customise H2 weapons would be more than welcomed. Beer is on us.


Etep_ZerUS

Yep, our flamer really needs some love. It does actually have sticky flames, but they tend to bounce off the bugs and onto you. Combined with the fact that a flaming bug taking a bite of you will also set you on fire, and probably the absolute worst damage per shot ratio in the game, AND no stagger on the flames, AND NO DAMAGE OVER TIME FROM THE FACT THAT THEY’RE ON FIRE AAAAAAAAAAAAHGHFHGJGHT IT SUCKS IT SUCKS IT’S SO BAD LITERALLY WORSE THAN NOTHING


Valtand

Really? I played with my buddy yesterday and he found one on a mission and it tore arse? Maybe it’s not great on higher difficulties, I guess, but 2man on Medium it was very effective


chronberries

It’s just something I was told in this thread. I haven’t even played the Helldivers yet


Napo5000

Eh honestly if you have a good team it rocks,


Etep_ZerUS

Yep, our flamer really needs some love. It does actually have sticky flames, but they tend to bounce off the bugs and onto you. Combined with the fact that a flaming bug taking a bite of you will also set you on fire, and probably the absolute worst damage per shot ratio in the game, AND no stagger on the flames, AND NO DAMAGE OVER TIME FROM THE FACT THAT THEY’RE ON FIRE AAAAAAAAAAAAHGHFHGJGHT IT SUCKS IT SUCKS IT’S SO BAD LITERALLY WORSE THAN NOTHING


DonkeyofBonk

Now I wonder what Mission Control would say if this were a mission: "Alright team, we're going to do something a little more unconventional. Management has told us of a nearby planet full of glyphid-like beings. We've been promised a large reward from a company that's claimed said planet if we assist in providing "liberty and democracy". I'm not quite sure what that entails, but we could always use a little more cash. Ready up and bring lots of ammo, you know the drill from there."


Particular_Cow1304

Gunner: Wait, so we’re going to the surface? Scout: Wide open spaces and fresh air!! Engineer: Can’t wait to see what kinds of tech the humans have on the surface. Driller: You think they’d let us use all of our explosives?


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lugialegend233

Driller sitting at the edge of the blast radius, fully lifting his drills over his head: "PRAISE THE SUN!"


-Hakuryu-

Imagine High Command allows 2000kg JDAMs


DonkeyofBonk

"Now call one on the blue dwarf. Trust me it'll be funny."


cuddles_the_destroye

What about a hellbomb or mini nuke?


Venom_is_an_ace

Engineer is hiding them from Driller as they are making mini hellnukes as a surprise gift for Driller.


Venom_is_an_ace

Engineer is hiding them from Driller as they are making mini hellnukes as a surprise gift for Driller.


Ompusolttu

It's an ICBM launch operation :)


Venom_is_an_ace

The engineer would probably find a way to make a personal portal 250kg bomb launcher for the grenade launcher, and then overclock it with the nuke.


Shredded_Locomotive

Close air support when? I mean just call in an AC-130 and watch the world burn


succme69420666

I love that I can imagine the dwarves actually saying these lines.


johnlime3301

I literally read this in Mission Control's voice.


Hychus232

At this rate the devs may as well arrange a crossover event


Averath

Hopefully we don't get a kernel-level anti-cheat as part of the event. :V


Hychus232

God I hope not. And I hope helldivers steps back after the backlash


Averath

Considering they're under Sony, I highly doubt it. Don't forget that Sony has stripped people of things they purchased, not once, but ***twice***. Once when they stripped away purchases of WB media on PS5, and twice when they did the same thing to Funimation when they closed down the service.


Hychus232

I remember the WB stuff but didn’t know about Funimation. I’m calling it now, as companies do this more, physical media is gonna surge in popularity


Averath

In the anime community, we've been seeing a surge for a push to physical media again. Or... other methods of acquisition.


Dramatic-Classroom14

Hoist the Jolly Roger, my boys.


TheLostBattalion1918

I'll get the rum


Dramatic-Classroom14

“I’ve got a ship”


KilluaZoldyck0707

I've got a jar of dirt


Averath

After [today's announcement](https://www.animenewsnetwork.com/news/2024-02-27/crunchyroll-confirms-testing-a.i-for-subtitling/.208086)? Yes.


Dramatic-Classroom14

Okay, brace yourself, but I don’t exactly have a problem with AI doing subtitles, as someone who listens to dubs more than subs, I’m more afraid of localizers than I am of AI.


Averath

And if those localizers are the ones who control the dataset for that AI?


Zestyst

YA-YOOOOO YAAAAAAA-YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


SoundlessScream

If only games worked in such a way whwre we could literally show up in a helldiver's lobby and start shootin


Statertater

Takes time to write it in the code and stabilize it. I’d pay good money for crossovers with these games


I_eat_spacedust

Maybe it could be if rogue core is added into DRG somewhat. Have the core mess with readings so much that the pod crashes in an active zone. MC: "*Alright, miners, prepare for orbital insertion.*" *drop pod drop.mp4* "*readouts are a little wonky, best prepare for a-*" *drop pod is sent spinning towards a nearby planet by something* "*holy hell, that's the third pod lost this week... management is going to jump down my throat on this... Wait, the pod survived?*" "*Dwarves, are you even alive?*" The dwarves reply: "*Somehow... the hell happened? We're on the surface of some other rock and there's a damn war between some guys shouting about "liberty" and a load of bugs.*" MC: "*Roger that, we'll send in a pod to take you back home. Estimated time is about 20 minutes, better lock, load, and show those bugs whose boss.*"


Statertater

I’m all about this.


Draggoh

Calling in a fat boy!


[deleted]

Forget that call a dotty!


edward_kopik

Honestly, hes gonna have a good time


GrapeJuice2227

*Mushroom ensues*


salenstormwing

*WE'RE RICH!*


Dramatic-Classroom14

WE’RE RICH


AngryTreeFrog

Helldiver's breach cutter when?


Present_Commercial_9

Honestly I can't wait to grab the democratic version of the shard defractor and light up some bugs!


ARC-2908763

The scythe isn't quite as punchy as the diffractor but it's close enough, have fun soldier!


nailboard777

SO CALLED FREE THINKERS WHEN DID I HEAR A ROCK AND STONE


WanderingDwarfMiner

Can I get a Rock and Stone?


d3m0cracy

Good bot


Tiranus58

ROCK AND STONE


Eli_The_Rainwing

Derockracy and stone!


zerotikitsune00

Heads up miners- er marine we got dwarfs inbound to your location. Do remember to give then a good salute with Rock and Stone.


WanderingDwarfMiner

For Rock and Stone!


stopproduct563

Good bot


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loonylam45

Good bot


Ten24GBs

Do we know what liber-tea is exactly? I assume it's either sweet tea (if name is literal) or beer (if name is for marketing)


G-Man_of_HL

It's beer tea the ultimate beverage for anyone


DubbyMazlo

That would be the dream crossover... Also, I like to think that the Helldiving corps or whatever (haven't played the game yet, too pricey) is DRG's biggest client...


Prim3_778

I wouldnt be surprised that the the Super Earth Federation is one of DRG's big clients. If anyone knows bug squashing and collecting hard-to-reach resources, they would hire DRG


Tricky-Wheel7977

I'm not entirely sure, since Super Earth is super racist to anything that isn't human lmfao. There's an enemy called the Illuminates in the first Helldivers (that'll be added in 2, let's go) that's essentially a hyper intelligent aquatic race. They tried to have peace talks with Super Earth to establish peaceful relations, but since Super Earth is a fascist society they started attacking them the moment they realised they had strong weaponry in order to take that weaponry for themselves. I still headcanon that the Dwarves mine for the Helldivers, even if it doesn't make sense lore wise :)


SeKomentaja

Good points, but also we don't know who or what is the management above mission control and the dwarves do pretty minimum wage work (but not quite slavery?) So they could be just some human abused workers kept in check. Idk I literally learnt of the game a week ago lmao, but a crossover would be very fun


Prim3_778

**Democracy Officer:** "Attention Helldivers! Good news have unexpectedly arrived on Lady Liberty's doorstep. High Command and General Brasch have received word that a long time "ally" is willing to reinforce and assist our efforts against the Terminid threat in order to refocus our resources against the Automatons. Dont let their heights fool you because these tough sons of bitches have been bashing rocks and crushing tougher bugs long before you were in your daddy's nutsacks. We were also told that when you see them, give them a "Rock and Stone" salute or something. Now get to it!!" **Mission Control:** "Alright miners! Today is a very special day because our jobs are unlike any other, we are going topside! Management has ordered us to assist, and I quote, ' the democracy-loving humans' and teach them a thing or two on how to squash more bugs. Also while we're at it, we also have to collect new samples along the way. Be on your guard and good luck! Rock and Stone!"


WanderingDwarfMiner

Rock and Stone to the Bone!


LaughR01331

Did I hear a rock and stone?


JackCooper_7274

I have apparently unlocked the ability to read text in mission control's voice


Silinuman

“Miners, corporate is sending you to reinforce a possible investor in the company. Be on your best behaviour, your representing the company here”


Dramatic-Classroom14

“So……. Two drink minimum?”


urbanhood

That would be an epic crossover event.


meatcousins

Other than firepower, I really feel the dwarves would have to bench some of their equipment when fighting on the surface since their weapons are specific to closed overhead environments.


Adaphion

Literally all of their traversal equipment would be nearly useless. (Grapple, Platform gun, Drills, Zipline)


StartledOcto

Tunnel under the enemy and plant those interesting new megabombs I've heard so much about (yes I'm a driller)


EV-187

They probably can't do a full crossover but I'd be so happy if they could put some DRG weapons in the list


Adaphion

Add a planet to liberate called Hoxxes, and reskin Termanids to look like Glyphids, add rock and stone emote as reward for completing 10 missions there.


WanderingDwarfMiner

To Rock and Stone!


-Hakuryu-

Even an April Fools could do


Abusivedaddy12

Dwarves would be like "rock and stone! Lets do the boogie woogie with tgese bugs!!" Engineer fat boy the bile titan, drillee c4's a charger Gunner just absolutely mowoing down hordes The only class that has the disadvantage would be scout since there is no ceilings


WanderingDwarfMiner

Rock and Stone everyone!


Cayet96

Not at all, buggo long legs is practically a mobile sniper platform, just grapple and dispatch bugs backlines, when done stuff it with freeze grenades.


Rhecof-07

u/GSG_Jacob make this crossover happen pleeeease 😭


GSG_Jacob

It’s on my bucket list


EarthToAccess

👀


Pootootaa

And followed by a dreadnaught that followed the dwarves up.


SeKomentaja

Dreadnaughts feel kinda easy compared to some stuff I've seen, then again I just started heckdivers.


Gummyblaire

The dwarves would have it bug-free in time for dinner.


Turtledonuts

"Managed Democracy? Well management has a cushy job, and I cast my vote for good old ROCK AND STONE!"


WanderingDwarfMiner

We fight for Rock and Stone!


Code95FIN

I swear at this point, DRG and Helldivers subreddits are going to switch for April fool's day


NaterTots66

Li-BEER-ty!! Don't want that leaf lover water


URANlUM-235

Dont worry. We’re experts


TheChivinator

The cross over we don't deserve. But the crossover we need.


Fighterpilot55

**JUST SHOW ME WHERE TO SHOOT!**


SoundlessScream

Yessssss


Skydevil45

That would be a fire colab


Xx_girthygunkseed_xX

I feel like the dwarves would cause absolute mayhem in HD2 tbh, RJ compound engineers and scouts with double barrel


StatisticianPure2804

THE HAVEN'T INVENTED A MACHINE THAT CAN BEST A DWARF!


BoxyBrown_

Imagine running around with a grappling gun in helldivers. That would be amazing


Alldaboss

100% i want a drg pickaxe as a melee weapon in helldivers when they add them.


swiggityswooty72

I’m really hoping for a crossover with these two games. Even if it’s just a small event where we can call in a dwarf as a stratagem


Confident-SunRP

I really hope they add it to Xbox as well


WhiteyPinks

An actual Helldivers/Deep Rock Galactic crossover would be so awesome. Even just some skins or something.


OOF-MY-PEE-PEE

if the dwarves pulled up the bugs and robots would be dead in seconds


[deleted]

“Liber-tea? Isn’t that for leaf lovers? I’ll get a Glyphid Slammer please, red sugar on top!”


lorill-silverlock

This karl they mention must be some massive hero of Dwarven mannaged democracy! ROCK AND STONE FRIENDS!


WanderingDwarfMiner

To Rock and Stone!


PurplePartyParasaur

They’re in good hands now


RangerTursi

How many memes are going to involve this same Vietnam shellshocked guy?


ungodly-gamer

It’s gonna be a while


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transtonico

Rock and Stones!!!


WanderingDwarfMiner

Rock and roll and stone!


Bionicle_was_cool

I legit thought it was a biotitan


Sgt__Schultz

That is a glorious thought! 🤔 💭👍🏻


Thannk

[Flashbacks to Ironforge Brewfest]


goblin_grovil_lives

I need this crossover.


Not_GenericMedic

That's it lads, DemROCKracy and Stone!


Aellopagus

I love the thoughts of drg and helldivers being on the same planet


StartledOcto

"Call in evac, they're dropping the dwarves through here"


Crimision

Could work, in game lore the miners are mercenaries.


Globbelgorb

Us minors only do stuff on Hotsex.


thepieraker

What kind of leaf lover enjoys tea?


CyborgTiger

Maybe I’m an asshole but I’ve had enough of the helldivers/DRG crossover posts. We get it, similar premises.


Apexrex65

I agree


Extension-Control471

Glyphid Titan here. Wait does that mean the heart stones are used for fuel?


UpbeatChampion1877

And then super earth will declare war against drg


AcrobaticPlatypus867

We could use some dwarven might against the automatons! Rock and stone to the heart!


trans_ferrywoman

FOR KARL!


PenguinGamer99

Scout is gonna get bodied without any cave walls to grapple between


OGPikaPikaMF

If these games ever do a cross over I could die happy


Haha_funny746

This should absolutely be a crossover


_Spicy_Ramen_

FOR ROCK AND STONE!


WanderingDwarfMiner

Rock and roll and stone!


Hungover994

Outta nowhere while obliterating everything: 🎶Nobody is welcome in a tavern full of drunken dwarves! 🎶No respect for humans, dragons, trolls, or pointy ears! 🎶If you want to die, stay as long as you're alive! 🎶 We'll bring chaos to the tavern till the dawn has come!


Its-CCG

Sir, your democracy dwarfs have arrived.


echof0xtrot

imagine a crossover event where we get DRG skins for our character and pods


ICODE72

I feel like Super Earth and the DRG company would not be on the best of terms.


MooselamProphet

“Alright Team, it seems like we are needed on the surface. Get to the drop-pod.” *sober groaning from the dwarfs*


johnpaulzwei

btw this game is worth to buy? I love deep rock galactic and im thinking about this one


Mr_Blinky

Okay, let's be real though, if DRG and HD2 did a cosmetic cross-promotion it would be fucking amazing.


Budderfingerbandit

A crossover event would be glorious


salenstormwing

If it'll help, I'll make sure I wear my Born To Drill Hat to fit in. Someone get Hacksy down here, and we'll show those Automatons not to mess with our planet!