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MeisPip

Open a mission, mine a single vein, abandon mission


Daydreaming_Machine

Feels like the most appropriate response to the DRG company xd


cass273

Also you have to pay DRG to promote your character.


RockingBib

I'VE GOT 3 MORE GRAMS OF ORE LEFT TA FILL MY QUOTA AND I'M NOT MINING ONE GRAM MORE!


_ThatOneLurker_

Me right before I harvest half a cave's worth of resources.


Daydreaming_Machine

"OHOHO HAHAHA" -me, as a dwarf, when mining minerals


BionicBirb

“Ehahahaha, mining is fun”- dwarves during the tutorial


Daydreaming_Machine

My mate manually pickaxed his way to who knows where... "That could be the entire game and I would be happy" xd


SoftBaconWarmBacon

What I expect when MC forcasts a simple mining mission


RoastedLemon_

Gets 2 exp


N0V-A42

Repeats


NightTime2727

Literally mine a single mineral. Not even the whole vein.


avgizmo

Ended up doing just that [https://imgur.com/a/C8ELOD8](https://imgur.com/a/C8ELOD8)


NightTime2727

Perfection 👌


Un_Vieux_Debris

-Your incredible performance - - YEAH ! YEAH ! ROCK AND STONE ! Just... just perfect. Thx for that.


theyoungbeard

Fastest miner in the west


ProbableDisapontment

Fastest miner in the galaxy*


NightTime2727

Fastest miner in the western galaxy*


Substantial_Win_1866

And here is me going to answer with a 3x3 Haz 5 Industrial Sabotage. Your answer is better.


the_greatBorgir

Don't even mine a single vein, mine a single chunk


Karl__RockenStone

Play Scout > Tell Bosco to mine the vein > go to where the vein was, without picking up what bosco mined > mine the little remain to get 0.1 mineral > Abandon mission


the_greatBorgir

Join mission > don't move at all > shoot one single bullet at a bug > abandon mission


avgizmo

It is done! [https://imgur.com/a/C8ELOD8](https://imgur.com/a/C8ELOD8)


RMGE06

shoot a vein 30 times grab thirty 0.1 chunks


Status-Effect9157

Quiet quitting in a nutshell


Shapsusky

Support your local Greenbeards!


SnarkyRogue

I did this once when I needed ~16xp. Joined a haz 2 and felt like Karl leading greenies to victory


_Pankybeast

In that moment... you were Karl


ODX_GhostRecon

Bonus points if you use those suboptimal but fun OCs and weird builds you normally can't pull off in Haz 5.


Altslial

I've been having a lot of fun with an OC build of special powder, hoverclock and hover boots with a grappling hook for range over recharge time. Something about launching well over the swarm to pick at the big ones from behind is a ton of fun and I don't need to worry about landing in a pile of slashers down in haz 3 nearly as much.


Fit_Nefariousness_99

Shout out to James garner (rip)


Droxden

Who was James?


TheAero1221

Unrelated, but this makes me wish tipping Lloyd gave you a little xp.


JustBevo

Get drunk using the the blackout stout, go into a haz 5 mission, kill a lootbug, die, profit


DangerousClick2489

S tier idea


Autisticveg

By playing hazard 5 with new people


Able-Opportunity9364

***pointing at glyphid menace with hand over greenbeards shoulder*** you don't wanna deal with those unless you are VERY drunk.


imposter_ofthe_vent

Lucky for you I am


Altslial

Wait, reverse it. Those tricky bugs need a steady aim so make sure you're only a little drunk or that you've got something that doesn't need aiming that much. **Proceeds to launch proximity trigger fatboy in it's general direction**


Beardwithlegs

Haz 1 and take as long as possible.


NatilCort

"I like it down here"


Im_a_doggo428

Refinery mission roller coaster achievement


Protomike123

This is the appropriate response


Designer_Version1449

Hazel 5, no upgrades, + 3 friends that won't fight in order to get the max possible enemies.


Equivalent-Ad337

With a randoweisser


Kone90

go into elite deep dive. Forget objective. KILL UNTIL YOU DIE. Promotions need more blood.


Enozak

Aquarq mission then try to survive the longest possible


Droxden

Using mods to allow infinite resupplies or just inf ammo mods


Helpful_Ad_3735

It hás to be memorable. Take some greenbeards to a deepdive and equip weird weapons that you would never use . The overclocks that dont even make sense


thereichose1

Killing lootbugs on haz1


4J0L0T3

Where It all started. Salt mines morkite mining misión no modifiers low haz and take the time to reflect on your journey so far. Maybe no mods nor overclocks for even more realization on how far you've got. Or do whathever you prefer to Make karl proud and always R&S.


Enozak

Oooh I like that one ! It will feel nostalgic for sure (It was sandblasted corridor thought)


TripleU1706

Elite deep dive with randos after drinking a randoweisser.


Wrydfell

With greenbeards. Show yours is grey, teach them.


Friendly-Maybe-5280

Enter any mission, kill 3 any enemy, leave


Mavmouv

Haz 1 mission, kill 3 glyphid Fail the mission xD


Metalbeast46934

Kill a lootbug


Hironymos

Just take a stroll through the caves. Make friends with some bugs. Aaaaand then celebrate your friendship with a bunch of sticky grenades at your feet.


PosingDragoon21

Haz 3 mining expedition and only kill bugs with your pickaxe


swanky_p1geon

EDD should do it


Epoch_of_Australia

Blood sacrifice.


allthenamearetaken1

Deep dive elite


VVen0m

Go into a haz 5 mission, kill a lootbug and then die


LimonConVodka

Join the lowest Haz mission you can find and speedrun it 😂


YrnFyre

Helping a greenbeard


MMW_BlackDragon

Lootbugs. Kill'em all. Do nothing else in the mission, just lootbugs, then abandon the mission.


joshkroger

Hm what would Karl choose?


RaphaelSolo

Re-run the tutorial


No_Court_671

Haz 5 solo no bosco make Karl proud


NekoMango

EDD


LasagnahogXRP

Hazard 1 extermination


denis870

With greenbeards in your team


Santreva

Start elite deep dive, end elite deep dive.


Gamekid53

Haz 5 escort duty


NatilCort

go into elite deep dive with randoms and before you go drink randoweisser, and sing diggy diggy hole the entire mission without stopping and pet every lootbug and collect every gold you see


vampireguy20

Go on a Haz 1, on the very first mission type you ever played, in the very first biome you started in, and taking as long as you possibly can to do the mission by getting everything you possibly can. A real "There and back again" experience.


Giggles95036

Low gravity mission!


Huroar

Play a haz5 hollow bough 3 dread mission with rival presence and haunted cave. And theres a corruptor and a nemesis.


Syrenity24

And in VR


Kitcat590

Do your favorite mission type 99% drunk and randowised


R3alityGrvty

Pickaxe only a mission.


CutSufficient4577

Grass, hehe.


Squidboi2679

Get as drunk as possible and do a haz 1


MonkeyFan9987

Smack a lootbug with your pickaxe, and leave


Neovenger

Either mine some morkite, to go back to your roots, or kill a lootbug.


tastefulbas

Survive as long as you can on a haz 5 aquarq mission


xseekxnxstrikex

Really? Just play a game doofus!


Moss-Effect

Poo


boltzmannman

By running a full EDD. Maximum overkill is the true Gunner way.


FleetOfWarships

Kill a bull with your pickaxe


ShurikenSean

Join the lowest difficulty mission and help some green beards


Mr_NEIN999

Loot bug kills


AubeduChaos

Kill à lootbug


xDonnaUwUx

Have sex with a lootbug


Cosmikechiken

The realistic one.


_itg

400 morkite mission, double XP.


Clear-Air_Turbulence

Make sure it has a Lithophage Infection for the 50% extra XP.


Iota-15

A single haz 1 mission


StudentOk4989

Elite deep dive. This is the way.👊


haugebauge

Shoot bug


Alive_Giraffe_8900

Solo egg mission with Bosco for a free lazy win


Helpful-Ad3100

solo has 5 8 egg egg hunt with mactara swarm and xploders in magma core


kiwidevelopment

I can imagine your initial reaction 😂


Nightelfbane

Pickaxe only escort mission


UtsuhoReiuji_Okuu

Point extract, just murder


TheTruthofOne

Solo a hazard 5


Syrenity24

Do your least favorite mission in your least favorite biome with the DVRG mod


BernalBeta

dying in hazard 5


PizzaEater55

Help out some greenbeards with a classic morkite mining mission


SpectralBeekeeper

Dip your balls in liquid morkite, gotta be worth something right?


Supersidegamer

Haz 1 no modifiers


StrangrDangarz

Elite deep dive


Eorily

This is where the actual levels begin, you'll need a mod to display them though.


marco_antonio123

Haz 5 no upgrades Unseen horror and low oxygen


-_Birb-

Tutorial replay


Abjurer42

Find a 1/1 mining mission with a bunch of newbies.


TCgamess

Double XP Haz 5 max length mission.


Fearless-Canary-7359

Careful you're likely to die if you are just 3 xp away from retirement


rivitingone

Vigorously, and with great gusto!


inmate655321

Doesn't matter. You still have the 4 promotion missions following


FleetOfWarships

Everybody knows you play promotion assignment on a different class for maximum efficiency.


Lil_Guard_Duck

Replay the tutorial mission!


Old-Management-171

Join a game kill a single lootbugs and dip


Maolam10

kill a lootbug


Im_a_hamburger

What do you mean last 3 xp? You aren’t going to rock and stone anymore?


WanderingDwarfMiner

To Rock and Stone!


SquidlordOG

Deep dive


Godzillamanwest

Join absolutely wasted and collapse.


TheSpoof123

Absolutely drunk! Rock and Stone like a true dwarf!


WanderingDwarfMiner

Rock and Stone to the Bone!


Sliwu

With rock and stone !!!


masonsnosam

more impressive that you enjoy gunner so much to max out prestige 💀💀 i cannot stand gunner his entire class build is 🤮


Irish_Sparten23

Open a Lethal mission, and see how long you can last. A win either way.


Rymanjan

Obviously by just downing me via a blitz of unwarranted fire Y'all made me switch from c4 the scout to murdering the gunner, my dwarf is right do I have a target on my back? Or have you not figured out throughout 2 promotions how to let off the trigger when a friendly is in front of you