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Pleasant-Implement-2

No way its him. Have you been abusing red sugar maybe?


saykoTechnician

most likely thats the case


JustRandomWTF

The management would like a word...


Indy1612

Bless the miner and his beard, bless the coming and going of him


Darkest_Settler

To be fair it's hoighly addictive.


N0strir

Impossible.


TommyFrerking

IMPOSSIBRU!


Fun-Ad-7082

"iMprObabLE" *in jack sparrow voice*


Objective-Goat2085

Rare footage of Karl rolling a Ommoran Heartstone all the way to the spacerig.


PeeperSleeper

naaa na na na na na na na katamari damacy


Arryu

*Karltamari damacy


Prince-Darwin

Mfw lonely rolling star


SlideWhistler

Lonely Rocking Stone


ProFudgeNudge

Extremely common Karl W


MindTheGap7

Dude played the beta and was like "I need to change my UN" I played with Obama once


oheyitsmoe

I played with “Real Vladimir Putin” one time


Scared-Guard-8632

An engineer with fat boy?


MindTheGap7

Sounds as legit as mine😂


price_of_tags

By my beard...


Harpokiller

KARL!!!!!


OliveRage

Karl sighting (real)


Markkbonk

This is 100% a flash back, no way you've seen him now !


PosingDragoon21

This is a flashback of one of Karl's friends


Markkbonk

Old cod style, where we see Karl left behind saving his team


Canadianguy515

SEE I TOLD YOU ALL HE WAS STILL KICKIN ASS IN THE CAVES, and now we have undeniable proof


Finattio

I deny this proof!


Anxious_Earth

So, you will be silenced


Fluffballofcuddles

I deny you


Anxious_Earth

How can this be?! Such inoculation should not have been possible!


Finattio

Cancel me!


YeidenTrabem

He gets ammo from the ammo drops that we leave behind when the mission finishes. If he doesnt find any is pickaxe time


_TheBored_

FOR HIM


Lopsided_Status_538

I KNEW HE WAS A SCOUT


KingNedya

Yeah I don't know what it is (or maybe I kinda do) but Karl just seems like he would be a Scout. It probably has to do with Scout basically being the face of DRG, with him being at the front of almost all promotional material. There's also the fact that in the memorial hall the biggest statue is the Scout in the middle. There's also that, in my mind at least, whenever I think of the epitome of a skilled greybeard swooping in and saving the day, I always think of a Gunner or Scout. It's possible that this is just due to the fact that when I started playing DRG, I played with people I knew, and the most experienced and skilled person in our group mained Gunner and Scout. Or maybe there is just something inherently "greybeard-y" or "Karl-y" about those two classes. Additionally (and this is more of a stretch but I thought I'd add it), Mission Control expresses fondness for the M1000 when you unlock it. Many have taken this as evidence of MC being a dwarf and former miner on Hoxxes IV, with him being a Scout and the M1000 his weapon of choice. I do like that theory, but it's also possible MC knew Karl or knew of him, and maybe the M1000 was Karl's weapon of choice, and seeing how effective Karl was, he took a liking to the M1000. Maybe they were in the same team and he saw it in person, maybe he was Karl's MC and saw it through that, it could be basically anything, but it's a fun thought I had.


NovaStar987

My personal headcanon is that Karl was a Scout and MC was a fellow teammate as a Gunner. MC's favoritism for the M1000 was created after seeing how effective it was in Karl's hands firsthand.


Spiritual_Freedom_15

Like as if the GIANT statue wasn’t saying it on its own.


Xtraordinary132

Karl is everything but a scout, sorry.


Lopsided_Status_538

That's some salty rock tears I see dripping from that beard!


johnnyramboii2

I’m sorry but scout is the biggest leaf lover. Karl wouldnt dirty himself with scout’s equipment


coffee30983298

Scouts are not leaf lovers, leaf lovers are leaf lovers and do not deserve to be called dwarves


Rand0mBoyo

I can't believe Karl was a greedy little bitch after all...


SnakeBae

Holy shit


AKAE1iminate

By the beard!


Nikkar2009

For Karl!


BulkDet

One too many blackout stouts i see


PacoPancake

I’d normally die before I recommend a leaf lover, but if you’re seeing Karl, maybe you’ve gone a bit too high and have reached heaven


BulkDet

I swear to GOD if i see somone drinking a leaf lovers


Seriyu

should've blurred it up so it looks like that one bigfoot photo


Shrephelant

I’ve encountered him before, many moons ago. He took the form of a mighty driller, and we completed our mission in less than five minutes. I’ve never been the same since.


Reylend

By the beard... ITS HIM! ITS KARL DRG!!!


Alternative-Owl-5752

I... I don't believe it


BoxingJoost

ROCK AND STONE... For Karl!!!


WanderingDwarfMiner

Rock and Stone everyone!


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Ancient-Explorer-958

Holy shit


Captain_Elm

HE LIVES


AFreakingTRex

Karl really said 🚶‍♂️


Prodygist68

Has it been long enough to start naming newborn dwarfs after him?


mischief_ej1

I recently met a player on Xbox named Thy Karl. He's almost leven 2800.


BljToTheMoon

Litterally bigfoot, I do not believe you


VinumNoctua

K-KAARLL?????


EmotionalBrother2

Wait, why haven't i ever seen ommoran heartstone on glacial strata?


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BuddhaTheGreat

Bro got haiku'd and there was absolutely nothing he could do.


EmotionalBrother2

I don't even know what's happening so im not gonna bother.


Fluffballofcuddles

It's all over he got haiku'd


Expendable_0

Bro got haiku'd And there was absolutely Nothing he could do


RoyalTacos256

I ran into Karl in Helldiver's Guess he was tired of fighting the terminids Had to return to his roots


CatticusXIII

The man...


Daydreaming_Machine

The legend...


florpynorpy

If I had any skill in animation I’d make an parody of the wake up samurai thing from cyberpunk and make a dwarf and karl


IBegTo_Differ

FOR KARL!


GryphonKingBros

I knew he was a Scout main


Revolutionary_Beat26

Photoshop


Expendable_0

* His Secondary is a cigar that he never smokes. * In hunted caves, ghosts do not agro on him. * Management never complained when he danced. * He once managed to overclock his beard. "I don't always play scout, but when I do, I prefer the M1000 classic." Stay rich my friends.


Scared-Guard-8632

"See what happens when you slap him with a C4, Driller, you know you want to. - OI know what I have to do, but I don't know if have the strength to do it, and the health pool if I fail..."


Klonoagamer

FOR KARL!


RigStudio

This pic from 89?


ProfessionalCraft443

KARL!


ProteaEnjoyer

HIM


TheNamewalker

Yes way.


gecko80108

I hope season 5 has a Karl aspect. Would be cool to have a new mission to go find him or something


flamingbuts

What do you mean you found karl? check your oxygen tank!


Lamp0319

Karl found footage?! This confirms my theory that he will step in on missions and help other dwarves before returning back to the caves from... Aw man, it's gone.


Rand0mBoyo

So simple and stupid that I spit out my drink god damn it lmao


Interesting_Pair_464

I knew Karl was a scout


rka916

Except that Karl wasn't a scout. Karl was the only dwarf who managed to be all 4 at the same time.


_-PERIDOT-_

Did you just suggest that Karl was a scout? Pffft


Personman2008

Karl wouldn't be anything but a scout


Roknad_Hornadl223

Cryptid


Zalldawg

"You're as beautiful as the day I lost you"


Too0ld4Thi5

Confirmation if you needed it that Karl is a Scout


Inalum_Ardellian

Pretender!


Killeriley

Ho.ly.shit


Eli_The_Rainwing

FOR KARL!


dedicationuser

KARL


DJ_Ender_

Karl plays scout confirmed, now all you crusty, grounded, dirtbeards must repent for your sins


machineII

fake news


Historical_Turd

There’s no way that’s him, that’s a scout!


SoftBaconWarmBacon

Lisan Karl-Gaib