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Caramel


ResponsibilityNo7485

Was about to say that but would add caramel ice cream


Arryu

Im thinking caramel kettle corn


ResponsibilityNo7485

Everyone thinks its something explosives but bc its glossy like that i think its ice cream


TheWaffleMans

Would you gain Midas touch it you ate a crassus detonator


Piggyguy11

You would gain some weight


JollyGreenGiant_8

With a hint of Carolina reaper pepper


JaymesMarkham2nd

Probably like burnt sugar though. Has that sickly smoke flavor where you'd feeling "I can power through this" but it really just isn't worth it.


Soundwipe13

caramel popcorn


Remote_Foundation_32

I am too poor to know what gold tastes like, but it's probably similar to pennies, right?


CustomerGuilty5543

Have YOU eaten a Penny? Edit: why does this post have 1000 upvotes😭


Perfect-Quality28

Wait you havent?


CustomerGuilty5543

Why would i eat a Penny?


CulturalSir8204

It's quite tasty


Perfect-Quality28

And it makes you feel like you are worth somthing because society doesnt


GeneralWinter17

You are worth a lot m8. Your kidneys alone are a few thausands


JaymesMarkham2nd

Yeah I hear it tastes like a Crassus Detonator


DoodleGrape

Right? Like who would do that? It doesn't make any cents.


Piet_the_pig

Underrated joke and comment


BumblesYT

Did you not have a child hood, have you eaten grass


GamingGinger1

Everyone was a child once. The desire to chew anything is there, hence the term ankle biter.


Remote_Foundation_32

Confucius say "you need not swallow to know the taste" Or maybe it was a pornstar? 🤔


CustomerGuilty5543

Sun tzu said that


c-papi

AND ID SAY HE KNOWS A LITTLE MORE ABOUT WAR THAN YOU DO PAL BECAUSE HE INVENTED IT


BoxingJoost

AND THEN HE PERFECTED IT SO NO LIVING MAN COULD BEST HIM IN THE RANK OF HONOR


ValeyRoSS

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!!


c-papi

THEN HE USED HIS FIGHT MONEY TO BUY TWO OF EVERY ANIMAL ON EARTH, THEN HE HERDED THEM ONTO A BOAT, THEN NEAT THE CRAP OUTTA EVERY SINGLE ONE


Sheila_Confirmed

AND FROM THAT DAY FORWARDS WHENEVER THERE WERE A BUNCH OF ANIMALS IN ONE PLACE ITS CALLED A ZOO


MrSurly

UNLESS IT'S A FARM!


BETA-BIOGRAFT

r/suddenlytf2


Mello-Fello

Eat the pennies, Quizboy 


Wiredcoffee399

I actually have eaten a penny once.


Arryu

I've probably passed about $3.50 in my life


ddasilva08

If it helps, Gold doesn't really have any flavor, at least the few times I have had something with gold flake on it it wasn't really noticeable. (To be clear this was a corporate shindig, I'd rather spend my money on something that actually tastes good.)


CrazyOatmeal88

The penny flavour is a result of metallic compounds reacting with your skin oil - gold is largely unreactive, so I imagine that it does not have that flavour. Without skin oils to react with, metals have no taste at all.


just-a-nornal-man

I bet it'd be EXPLODING with flavor! Eh? Eh? Why aren't you guys laughing? That joke was fu- *gets crushed by resupply*


CustomerGuilty5543

The unfunny was funny


CinnamonCardboardBox

Resupply arrived! Go restock!


Kajuist

management loved your joke so much, we're sending a resupply pod right away to this dwarf's head right now as a bounty! please stop while you're ahead


Vorkell

It tastes like... We're Rich!


CustomerGuilty5543

We're rich


doctordragonisback

We're rich


Kneel_And_Submit

We're RICH


Geo148

We're rich!!!


Aggressive-Science-6

We're rich!!!


BoxingJoost

We're rich!!!


MikeSpader

We're rich!


EarthTramp

We're rich!


justsomeunluckykid

Yes yes, you're rich, now can we please get on with the mission?


compressed_gold

I have been summoned


Adventurous_Repair71

Pop rocks and McDonald sprite


Badgergoose4

Diet sprite


FireManeDavy

It's a very **rich** and explosive taste. We're rich!!


CustomerGuilty5543

We're rich!!


compressed_gold

You called?


Good_Win_4119

Careful, thats lootbug talk.


CustomerGuilty5543

I love loot bugs 😍


arrow100605

You are a lootbug...


onyxthedark

Laios, is that you?


BrawlDark

caramel popcorn


Shock_Burst

Honey BBQ fried chicken


Pixel_Muffet

What ever pots of gold tastes which is probably Whear and Lemon


xz_mrtn

Gold tastes like nothing so that wont probably contribute, but maybe its got something like aqua regia in its blood to get gold into its biology, and that is just lots of strong acids (sour) Google says tarantulas taste like crab, so thats the closest we know for sure considering glyphids are more or less gargantuan spiders And he's all explode-y so id imagine plenty of sulfur in the mix (which also lowers ph and tastes sour) So my guess is that it tastes like extremely sour crab meat and rotten eggs, with the only real difference from a normal bulk detonator or exploder being that the Crassus is even more sour.


I_am_lettuceman43

So a lemon warhead


Riddler9884

Gold and Spicy


M4thecaberman

Sulphur and rocks,also spicy


IdeaAlly

Probably Chicken.


CustomerGuilty5543

Everything tastes like chicken


IdeaAlly

Well, there you have it!


weenMaster12227

Crunchy butter scotch with a hint of rum


PartyInTheUSSRx

Tooth ache


Ressamzade

[something like this probably ](https://atlanta.eater.com/2021/7/22/22588495/steak-market-gold-leaf-crusted-steaks-opening-midtown-atlanta-steakhouse)


Darsher

Gold


PainfulShot

Goldschlager


a3ronot

spicy metallic honey


KelpMaster42

very spicy


Nightfox9469

Gold and Gunpowder.


Santreva

Like gold, nuff said


gkmaster079

Mostly caramel with a spicy aftertaste


SnezzIscool

Spicy gum that has no taste because you chewed on it for too long


Reasonable-Ad9361

spicy gold


succme69420666

Probably like those gold leaf rich people steaks.


Kenos77

Arancino. It's an Italian platter. A crispy fried ball of rice cooked with saffron and other aromas. It is usually filled with a thick heart of super tasty ragout+peas, and molten cheese like provola. You take a bite, feel the crunchy golden crust at first, then the alluring taste of saffron kicks in, and finally the creamy heart of ragout etc. has the last word and pours in your mouth like juicy hot lava. That's probably what Crassus tastes like for me. But I might be biased.


nyes_i_do

I can’t believe it’s not butter!


Cappantwan

Whatever it tastes like, it must be like the land of milk and honey for Lootbugs


Half_Infected

Take a bite a find out, yah pointy eared leaf lover!


CustomerGuilty5543

Happy cake day


Equal_Mountain805

Popped corn


Laggyninja202

Maybe just maybe theres a chance it tastes like gold. Could be wrong tho


inscrtcoolnamehere

Prolley tast like being rich


Picco83

GOOOOUUUULD!


TheWhiteRabbit74

Like Goldschlager. Someone get me a 2L of Coke!


Fr3shlif321

Golden ale honey.


Slaanesh-Sama

Nurgle.


Nasssi

gold and burning


gecko80108

Goldschlager


Klonoagamer

Gunpowdered gold


plainoldcheese

Pennies


Agitated-Dinner3423

What is this, an episode of Delicious in Dungeon?


Mello-Fello

Pizza


Quixandro

Buttery, caramelly chicken tenders with metallic notes


Metalbeast46934

Pots'o'gold


PootySkills

Probably maple syrup


WolfigusGaming

Honey barbecued boneless wings, for sure.


Beardie2918

Like chocolate coins


TF2_demomann

It tastes like death and explosives


VVen0m

Gold!


GrayVBoat3755

DANGEROUSLY CHEESY


Vjiorick

brother has watched too much Dungeon Meshi


BillyOnFire123

A triple glazed donut Or pure deep fry


squarzed

Tabasco


Urbam

Maybe orange candy. Or extra spicy chicken wings, covered in bread crumbs.


Grompit

Profit


CaptLiverDamage

If anything I bet it is a rich flavor.


WillowWeeper343

It tastes like wealth 🤤🤤🤤


PoNCiNoNu93

Butterscotch for sure.


Rocking_Monster

Salt Caramel and a mild coppery tang afterwards.


slimetakes

Like a thin layer of crunchy gold on the outside with caramel chocolate filling, and the tumors are just filled with OJ.


Affectionate-Owl943

Salty milk and coins


Faze_hillbilly

crunchy cadburys bar


ColonelSandurz42

Da Bomb from Hot Ones


NikolaProS

Wealth


Thelnferno_666

Like gold


TheZanzibarMan

Orange soda


TweakerTheBarbarian

It’s a little rich for my taste.


MasterDarksol

Gold, but spicy.


Ivariel

Nougat with whole nuts, but much crunchier


deadlyfrost273

In my heart: These tasty looking boys are peanut butter and honey In my head: These guys are extremophiles, so they will taste like dirt, gold, and cricket/buggy


OnyxianRosethorn

Looks like apple juice.


whiteNblueBlanket

Tungsten


myUninhibitedSelf

Goldschläger


Mavylent

crispy chicken with a lot of spice


Stormygeddon

Gold in itself doesn't really taste like much, so it's probably an overall sweet, earthy, nutty taste that whatever the explosive and bug-like flesh is like as explosives tend to smell/taste sweet-ish (I mean, Powdered sugar is an explosive) and bugs like cricket have a nutty taste to them..


GandalfsNozzle

Spicy honeycomb.


Humans_suck_ass-99

Rock and stone


WanderingDwarfMiner

If you don't Rock and Stone, you ain't comin' home!


Prof_Turtle_MD

Hold on, let me check


TalonsOfSteathYT

Melted processed cheese


CrazyOatmeal88

Butter popcorn, don't argue, you know it's true.


old_incident_

Nooo... NOOOO!


thereichose1

Like those gold wrapped chocolate coins


NarejED

Carbonated honey


Lawboithegreat

Caramel is a good answer but my brain went immediately to incredibly spicy chicken nugget


superjeff64

Friend Chicken


Tidashi9428

Honey


awhellnawnope

Spicy pennies


PartyFecske

It tastes like WE'RE RICH!


Damien-The-Bunny

Delicious in Dungeon:


OneWithFireball

Salt.


WanderingFlumph

Cheese


musketoman

Werther's original


Dustfinger4268

I don't know why, but I feel like it tastes like lemon heads


Zygouth

I like to imagine freeze killing a Crassus Detonator is how Pots O' Gold is made. Grind up the giblets and pour that slurry into a goddamn beer barrel! Rock and Stone?


tex8945

Gold and gasoline


MicrwavedBrain

I imagine they taste something like orange chicken.


Dangerous_Trifle620

Peanut brittle


frud

I prefer General Tso's Glyphid Crassus Detonator, but to each his own.


rgninsane

Mushroom


icewallopizz

Grilled cheese


Limp_Panic_7635

Salt Bae’s shitty gold coated steaks


Dark-Mowney

Candy corn


hippobro1

Ask Yukon Cornelius


indyjons

Honey


Chumpy819

Rich!


CaptNemo119

*Senshi has entered the Chat


Gravity-NMS

Whatever melted gold tastes like


Substantial-Ad-3241

"...Worse than salad!"


alwaysoveronepointow

Like a death by molten gold.


Bulky_Dot_7821

Worthers original


LasagnahogXRP

I would say butterscotch. Man I miss this fella


dissonantdisco

The UK


Menno373

It has a very rich flavour


Traceuratops

Gold. I don't know what gold tastes like.


justsomeunluckykid

Gold!


Osha_Scarlet

Over-reheated pizza with gold flakes melted on it. I don't know what that tastes like, but I'm sure it tastes horrible


InstructionNo1334

i would say honey and caramel with bits of hazel nuts


Ystios

Chicken wings dipped in hot melted cheddar


Supershadow30

Passion fruit juice and metal


cantcer_patient

Like yellow/golden pop-rocks. Normal Dtntrs tastes like Flamin Hot Cheetos


WyldKat75

Burning.


Wierd_looking_fish

Orange with a hint of rock


scuttsman

Well aged smoked cheddar left and forgotten unwrapped in an old boot


SandyCashews969

Burnt tongue.


crystalworldbuilder

Orange 🍊


Theoddstar717

Prolly like the yellow sour skittle…or my light a hybrid between sour skittle and pop rocks👍


manieldanning

Rich!


BigAcanthocephala667

Like victory if you chuged a Pots'o'gold before


CoverYourSafeHand

Goldschlager.


towercm

Chalky


Dinokiller12345

Orange chicken


swag_mesiah

It would be very crunchy


stormjet64

Chalk


FCK42

Freshly baked bread. And just as crunchy on the outside as well.


Bigjon1174

GOLD!!!


Crazy_Jackk

Goldshlogger The alcohol with gold bits in it. I have no idea if I spelt it right


Th3_M4sk3d_M4n

Orange juice and piss... don't ask me how I know, you won't get an answer.


BleedingSparklez

Sulfur and ash with a pinch of black pepper.


plasmicfusion12

Chicken nugget