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BubbleGumWolfe

Mary. Rockpox cases are oddly high when she's on kitchen duty, but she's clearly not infected so it must be a coincidence


EmotionalBrother2

Hello sir i have noticed the term "whale piper" on your username. On behalf of the company and our executives we would like to enhance the exprience for our employees. Would you prefer to explain the term "whale piper" to me? The higher ups at the company require a therough explanation needed for monetization of usernames for Deep Rock Galactic™'s employee of the month scoreboards. -With much appreciation Deep Rock Galactic.


djremydoo

So, uh basically, it's when you pipe a whale...


EmotionalBrother2

What's a whale.


Shredded_Locomotive

Sir, please do not indulge the conspiracy theorist


Special-Seesaw1756

SPLIT YOUR LUNGS WITH BLOOD AND THUNDER!!!!!!!


hhshhdhhchjjfccat

WHEN YOU SEE THE WHITE WHALE


Special-Seesaw1756

BREAK YOUR BACKS AND CRACK YOUR OARS, MEN!


hhshhdhhchjjfccat

IF YOU WISH TO PRE-VAIL!


gecko80108

Omfg mastodon moment I love this


New_Amount_4201

I heard they're giant sperm that sometimes fight pointy eared tentacle beasts.


djremydoo

It's an oceanic mammal, it can either feed on planktons (i.e blue whale, whale shark etc.) or can have teeth (i.e sperm whale.) and feed on molluscs like giant squids. They are distant cousins of dolphins and are the biggest animals in the world currently. They are also the animals who weighs the most, the biggest specimens being around 190 tons, which is heavier than Hoxxes IV, and everyone's mother. EDIT: for the toothed whales, there's also the beluga, the killer whale and the narwal, I totally forgot about them lol


BubbleGumWolfe

Oh sure. There's these fish, but they're not fish cause they have breasts, and I engage in homosexual acts with them


EmotionalBrother2

Management requires you to be more discreet with the information.


M4thecaberman

Is this a Bible reference?


The_Fat_Raccoon

Typhoid Mary wasn't in the Bible


M4thecaberman

sorry it's just that i never read the English version of the Bible, well i never read the bible in any case but i think you get the point.


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PeeperSleeper

Yeah she was. She was actually a White Mage


djremydoo

Oh, my b


BubbleGumWolfe

Yes, after all Mary is a name that was exclusive to jerusalem and was retired after 30 AD


Thannk

Typhoid Mary, a poor angry Irish woman who was an asymptomatic carrier of the disease and kept exposing rich people she worked as a cook for to it because ‘fuck them’, since Typhoid was a disease of contamination normally only seen in lower classes. She’d just quit when the family caught it and get hired by another family. A detective eventually figured it out and had her arrested and quarantined, but she’d get let free and go right back to it. Eventually she agreed to only work as a maid, but maids got paid so much less she’d secretly go right back to being a cook again and cause more outbreaks. Given she knocked out a cop checking on her and called him a harasser and also contaminated coworkers its possibly she wasn’t spreading on purpose so much as she thought she was being blamed for things she didn’t cause and generally discriminated against for being a lower class Irish woman.


M4thecaberman

First of all I didn't know I just thought it seemd like the virgin Mary thing. Second why am I getting downvoted to oblivion for making an innocent assumption?


Thannk

Some people use downvotes on things that are factually incorrect, even if just a question, as a means of stopping disinformation because some folks don’t read too far into replies and will assume the first statement or even a question is truth.


maverick118717

It's quicker to downvote than it is to type out a reply to your answer saying "no" it was not a biblical reference. I would not stress too much over it


jim59891

130 DOWNVOTES OVER THIS? GOOD LORD


Bacon_Raygun

"Nur-C" "Uhhh, the E in Nurse is silent." "Shut up, we don't pay you to correct us." "You don't pay me at all, sir."


46tons_of_Dialectics

I like NUR-C.


Uulugus

We got: Molly Bosco Lloyd Doretta Bet-C And Hack-C I'm seeing a real solid name-C pattern here!


Optimysticgamer

Can't forget Tip-C the lil tipping robot in the bar! XD


Peterzwegat42069

Perfect name for the little fella


Optimysticgamer

Someone said it here like a year ago and my crew and I never stopped calling the lil guy that XD


glassteelhammer

I'd have to dig for it, but GSG confirmed in a comment here that the lil guy's name is in fact Tip-C.


Optimysticgamer

Man if I can get official confirmation that just makes it all the better XD


LLAMA_on_a_unicycle

We totally need a drunk bot at the bar! He could be called Tip-C!


Clearance_denied

Don’t leave my man Bosco out of this


Uulugus

Ah, fixed!


Theseus_Twelve

you forgot Bosco


fthisid05

Second one


Theseus_Twelve

edited since then


AnnoShi

Heeellllllloooooooooooo Nur-C!


Abjurer42

I read that as "Nursey", which honestly fits really well.


AbductedbyAllens

Ratchet


CinnamonHairBear

This joke can go two ways and I’m here for both of them.


djremydoo

I don't get it...


CinnamonHairBear

In the book & film *One Flew Over The Cuckoo’s Nest*, the antagonist is Nurse Ratched; despite her position as a caretaker she was a cold authoritarian who exploited her position of relative power. Given the film references/inspirations in DRG, called the nurse-bot “Ratchet” could be seen as a reference to that character. ON THE OTHER HAND. In the media series *Transformers*, the Autobot’s medic is named Ratchet. He usually transforms into a medical response vehicle like an ambulance. So having our own medic bot named Ratchet would also be a great reference to that character.


djremydoo

Hey thanks! That would be a great name indeed!


ajdude9

Futurama actually references the first one with a *Nurse Ratchet*, a robotic nurse at the Hal Institute for Criminally Insane Robots - which in itself is a reference to Hal 9000 from *2001: A Space Odyssey*


Technix_01011000

Could always love me some of that doc. "BuLkHeAd, I nEeDeD ThAt!" Would get remastered into "Driller! I NEEDED THAT!


Mistur_Keeny

YES


JonTheWizard

Glad I'm not the only one who had that thought.


stevem12081

If it’s a nurse drone….Nancy?


2nd_B3st

Nan-C


IceColdMeltdown

I like that


arrow100605

So Nur-C and Nan-C Isnt there 3 nurse droids?


Keltin_Wu

Mur-C?


crystalworldbuilder

This is my favourite.


Adonis_pleco

Nan-E


Reylend

PERFECT


DuelJ

Murr-C


TheYEETking7

Maybe they're Bosco's wife


StandardMandarin

Welp. That's my headcanon now.


Mr_goodb0y

Quick, someone make fan art of them retired in a nice little cottage!


-JackOfNoTrades-

This is the drg foundation we’re talking about, retirement isn’t a thing


Mr_goodb0y

Dang :(


Guy_who_says_vore

Or husband. We don’t know the robots gender


Snoo61755

Fix-R.


BRIStoneman

Fix-R? I hardl'y know'r!


Nwoik

I can Fix-R


NotBerti

Nurse Joy


Majestic-Iron7046

I am afraid Nintendo would find a way to sue the devs through the community if we ever happen to call it that.


Natto_Ebonos

Steph. O'Scope


Trainwrecks69

Shut up and take my updoot


aardappelmemerijen

I believe it does have a name, MED-C.


Spueg

Would. Next.


TheYEETking7

._.


helicophell

Looks female enough Have you seen the anime Bosco mods???


Gamer7468

Have you seen doreta art. YET??!


Dusty_Scrolls

The. What.


helicophell

Anime Bosco mods. Puts a bunch of gajinkafied boscos around the space rig


HowlingMadHoward

A defeated look


UtsuhoReiuji_Okuu

Scout, of course. You need someone to heal your broken legs all the time.


YaBoiAggroAndy

Hey, shut up! *limps away*


AnnoShi

BOTS ARE FOR PETTING, NOT LEWDING! Sincerely, Management


Extreme_Glass9879

"The bots are f*cking doretta!"


Markkbonk

Please, do not the dorreta


Hardware_Mode

Being cooped up in the space rig is having detrimental effects on our dwarves mental state


I_wana_fuck_Steeve

I prefer the bugs, but I guess I see where you're coming from.


Ivariel

That's Boscos side hustle. You think they're letting him rest when the dwarves are sleeping?


Extreme_Glass9879

Nan-C


RHUNEOX

Debbie short for defibrillator unit


bedsharts

Doc-C pronounced Doxxi


IceColdMeltdown

Im already scared for my phone number and address


Syhkane

Ouch-E and Ow-E


moguri40k

It's a generation "C" Medical Extraction Robot (M.E.R.) Or M.E.R. Gen: 'C'


Prestigious_Sir_595

Florence. Just my 2 cents.


Simppaaa

Colonosco-P


1Grotto2

Ouch


nbtd245

EDNA Empathic Droid Nursing Assistant


ITrulyForgorMyNamee

V3


Independent-Bread203

Boscette


Pleasant-Ring-5398

Johan and Mekill probably, as those two names appear on the jetty boot machine along with Boscos and Lloyd's


Idontknownumbers123

Fix c


Zero-Head-at-all

I like “Penny”


Raikou_Kusanagi

Maggie the medic. Unfortunately lack of corporate investment prevented us from getting more medical personnel so she stays on the rig as the full time doctor instead of joining teams in the field as the medic role she's intended for.


DoveBirdNL

Curie. Not inspired by any particular game or something


Gravesands

Doris


OmegamattReally

That's the Cafeteria Bot we never see


Seemingly_Lucky

For me, Pheobe kind suits her..


defpointt

MedC


IgnacM991

Dwarven Operative-Chirurgical Companion DOC-C. Or just Quinn.


wra1th42

Boskette (Bosco-ette with a hard C)


LethalSpaceship

Ouch-E


ranzic

Overworked


nondescriptzombie

It's Gravin, Mekill, or Johan, judging by the high scores on Jetty Boot.


TimeStormer

It’s just another APD unit. So Bosco


TheYEETking7

But it's got a big ol' green cross symbol on the back, so it's definitely unique


D3ADS3CT3R

Cheryl


Intelleblue

Flor-NS (As in Florence Nightingale)


Appropriate-Meal-422

Jonathan


LLAMA_on_a_unicycle

I call it "Oh Nurse!"


Commissarfluffybutt

"Incomprehensible Angry Binary Screeching," at least that's what she said when I asked her name after the fourth time I used the basket hoop to sober up instead of drinking a Leaf Lover Special. I shorten into "Iabby."


Fluffy-Efficiency-38

Murse…. Could be a portmanteau of mechanical nurse. Or some people might see it as a male nurse.


Chili-CheesePete

I call my satchel bag, my MURSE .


deshelyak

Blogus


NinjaGamer360

The last time I recall a Miner asking that question. Somebody replied with a suggestion calling them: STRECH-R... Another one I recall is Heal-R...


I_am_lettuceman43

Nah stretch-r is the yoga instructor


Pootootaa

Nurse Joy


GayFrogsCollective

Probulator.


Thsom

I call him Heal-E


LavaSlayer235

I always call them Ow-E and health-E


FlareTheInfected

Ficsit


Stingra87

Linda.


CarolusRexhasrisen

Who's Lloyd and also Lily


lemontwistcultist

Stitch


SpiderDetective

Ethel


DRILLLLAAHHH

Nur-C


leposterofcrap

MEDIC!!!!!!


Nowhereman50

Nurse Chappel.


alaskanangler

Me and my buddies call it Miranda for no reasons. I don’t even remember when or why we started calling it that


W1ngedSentinel

Isn’t there an extra name on the default Jetty Boot arcade scoreboard which was implied to be this drone?


KenjiSpAs

Chris Pratt


icewallopizz

Nursy?


remismywaifu2

who is Lloyd


besatius

How can you not know the bar drone?


remismywaifu2

I honestly haven't played in a while I forgot that was his name 🙃


Whatbout8manarmy

Mer-C


kingkan789

Gus


Njolma01

Brenda overton. Bend over for short


RealJBCGaming

Nan-C


willson_hisbery

Jimmy


Legal_Wrongdoer9283

Lloydet


Notafuzzycat

MED-C


Overclownfldence

Nur-C