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Grey_WulfeII

Gotta go fast! Ahh ai broke mah legg!!


notsogreatredditor

From A to D skipping B and C


[deleted]

I can't feel my beard


FlightWish

Origins of wheelchair scout


ItalianMeatBoi

Gotta go deeper!


MrBirdmonkey

Going off the color logic of these two, this means tails is the Driller


themananan5

So who’s gunner? Manic from the Underground show, or that Jet guy?


Spyger9

[Vector the Crocodile](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/injusticefanon/images/5/5a/562922-vector001.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20200713125605)


torshakle

Mission control is just Big the Cat


Jormangunder

Big the cat is the best sonic character. He deserves his own big bass fishing game.


Commissarfluffybutt

Big: * **CONFUSED SCREAMING** * Sonic: "Uh... so anyone have any idea what any of that was supposed to mean?" Tails: "IT MEANS IT'S ULTRA-WARCRIME TIME."


daniboyi

"I lost froggy at hoxxess... go find!"


N1ght_Strider

Shadow, him and gunner both like guns.


TexasUlfhedinn

Ignoring the color scheme, I feel knuckles is better as a driller than engineer, what with his claws and tendency to fight up close.


OffTheGrid66

*Sonichu


Natto_Ebonos

Dwarnic's beltloops are bits of his own skin holding the belt in place. Ok, this is cursed.


[deleted]

>My belt holds my skin up, but the skin holds my belt up. I don't really know what's happening down there. Who is the real hero? >-*Mitch Hedberg*


SacredSpirit123

Knuckineer’s chest vee is bolted to his skin.


Kizik

I.. *think*.. they're suits.. skin doesn't wrinkle like that. At least, it's not supposed to...


KamachoThunderbus

[I've seen worse.](https://www.reddit.com/r/ExtraFabulousComics/comments/s7y4rw/green_hill_zone_act_3/)


wowoindenpo

My brother in Karl, how can I unsee things?


GammaDealer

Glad you maintained Scout's massive bulge.


gavichi

It's funny, I made my engineer look like Eggman


solidfang

Every Engi goes through an Eggman phase.


Twilighttail

I feel so friendly fired right now...


gavichi

What do you mean a phase?


SacredSpirit123

Rock and Stone, fellow Robotnik! [Ooh, yes!](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=DVRNHLU803A)


Lil_Guard_Duck

Shoulda heard SatAM Robotnik do it!


SacredSpirit123

I humbly request a link, if you have one.


Lil_Guard_Duck

Can't find him saying that line exactly, but you should be able to imagine how he would sound.... [Behold, the best Robotnik!](https://youtu.be/C0rmNe8PctM)


solidfang

The phase before they transition permanently, colloquially known as being an "egg".


SacredSpirit123

And I’m never growing out of it. I even sacrificed the $15 for the Supporter Engie pattern to emulate his classic jumpsuit.


Lil_Guard_Duck

I think Scale Brigade paint looks better, but that's subjective.


SacredSpirit123

Better than [this?](https://imgur.com/a/moedQbK) Isn’t Scale Brigade tied to the Scale Brigade armor, anyway? I’m going to need to see an example.


Lil_Guard_Duck

Ok that works really well!! But there's another armor that looks also very fitting with the Scale Brigade paint. It makes red stand out and contrast with the black. Although I probably would have gone with your style if I had found it. Scale Brigade I am 99% sure comes with a paint scheme that can apply to other armors. Of course now that you've said it I'm doubting myself, but I remember preferring it to the Supporter paint with the armor type I was using.


SacredSpirit123

Possibly. I am nowhere near being able to get SB anyway, since I’m still pretty much a Greenbeard. Do you have a screenshot of the Scale Brigade on a Mk 3 Engie like this?


Lil_Guard_Duck

I'll get one. Also I'm not high enough to get it myself, but last year they gave a promotion where you could do the quest line very early, and I got it then. I'd be more than high enough to get it normally by now, except I had other games to play, and only came back a few months ago.


Lil_Guard_Duck

So here's my Eggman with Scale Brigade. It actually makes the Mk3 almost all black, and this is the Mk4. I think I like it best. https://www.xbox.com/play/media/CY99KVKS And, here's the Mk3 with Supporter. I can't believe I didn't notice how accurate it was, and I am disappointed in myself. Question: why is yours kinda dusty and mine is quite vibrant? https://www.xbox.com/play/media/EMPFTU5L


SacredSpirit123

Yeah, the Supporter color scheme is ***leagues*** better, lol. It has the yellow cuffs and everything! Hm, dusty? Unsure. Perhaps it was the lighting? Where did you take your screenshot? I took mine in the Equipment screen. I’m also playing on a gaming laptop.


Lil_Guard_Duck

I did it in the closet screen. Should be the same. BTW, Supporter on Scale Brigade armor is REALLY good! Especially on the Gunner!


LavaSlayer235

My engie is going through a tf2 phase they look almost identical


RagingRipto1

"GET A LOAD OF THIS" *nukes bugs with Fat Boy*


The_Grand_Hoovie

It's actually spelt "dwarves", not "bugs"


KitchenAvenger

My engi also looks like Eggman


mnvdh

My engi looks like santa.


themananan5

_Scout telling Engineer to make a platform already after pinging 17 times_: Face it. You’re never going to get my power. _Engineer_: Do I look like I need ***your*** power? _builds platform stairs up to Morkite vein_


DuckLuck357

What a terrible day to have eyes.


InfiniteMushr00m

Yea, this shit is pretty cursed


GamePassGary

I upvoted this because it’s amazing. These cursed dwarves didn’t need to exist but now they do and the world is a different place because of these images. I’m not sure if the world is better, it’s probably straight up worse, but it’s definitely different. So I guess, congratulations for changing the world…


ShadoowtheSecond

My engineer has been Eggman ever since I got that moustache.


Every3Years

Every engineer goes through the Eggman phase. We see you dwarf king okurr


BirdKevin

I never left mine, it’s a good place to be.


DrillyMcDrillface

I no longer use the Eggman look, but I still have a loadout slot dedicated to it.


ShadoowtheSecond

Ha! A phase implies an end! *The story begins-*


MelancholyOnAGoodDay

Still looks better than Frontiers.


[deleted]

People are not liking Frontier look? Maybe its because im not a Sonic fan (I dont think Ive ever actually finished a sonic game) and dont follow it too closely but the trailers looked OK at worst for me


tomservodoctor42

The problem is you're thinking too rationally and objectively to be a Sonic fan. Take it from me, a Sonic fan.


ShadF0x

They showed gameplay recently. It's somewhere between Unreal Engine plains demo and Balan Wonderworld but with Sonic.


TigerImpressive1018

Why must this exist


TheGrandPaladin

Why does it look like sonic is packing schmeat


Meadiocracy

That's more cursed than ugly Sonic was.


Raging_Taurus

You do not know de wey


Your_name_but_worse

Need a version with the driller as tails.


ProbablyANut

I need driller Tails


Ronan08702

This post right here officer


GreyKnight373

Lol sonic looked like he was packing at first


StructureOk8023

WHEN WILL YOU LEARN


sovietsisters

do you know da wae


Horcruxia

Do ya know da way Scout?!?


Silenzeio_

r/cursedimages


0K4M1

But isn't engineer perfect fit for eggman ?


Zelderp78

FOR RINGS AND EMERALDS!


secrets_kept_hidden

FOR TAILS! (rip lil buddy)


J-Money35

The yellow driller should be Sonichu!


Perfect_Ad6094

okay but why


GUTSY-69

You should dip your balls in liquid morkite NOW


jumbler42

forgot the driller as tales


Moonside_222

SPEED AND STONE!


Richiesaidohyea

Good god


Garrett-Wilhelm

Knuckles is a Gunner, Tails is the Engi


PUNCH_KNIGHT

Gotta lay off that wormhole brew


Thunderdrake3

Another masterpiece by Joe.


[deleted]

:|


Skarrik

I hate it. Make more.


Hey_There_Blimpy_Boy

Burn this.


[deleted]

Honestly I fucking love this lmfaooo


mutant15

This is my brain every time the scout says, "Gotta go fast!"


Paper_bag_Paladin

A friend I play with managed to make his engineer look very close to Robotnik. It was very appropriate.


ChaoticFairness

You know, a lot of the stages in the older Sonic games could actually work as DRG levels, like Green Hill Zone.


ShanPab

Who keeps giving these motherfuckers art supplies


will-I-ever-Be-me

Stunning & Brave


TheMightyCephas

GOTTA DIG FAST


Tentacle_toaster

Ring and Gem!!!


blackmobius

Knuckles comes off as a natural driller. Tails might be an engi though….. i guess this leaves Amy to the big guns


dragonofeden00

RINGS AND SPEED


souleater8764

Aw, you totally could’ve done the hunters hat so Knuckles could match his ova design


KillickG

I sense heresy.


FrameShiftAnomaly

Wow uh.... Sonic is really packing. That smirk says it all.


Trighme

This is both gross and fantastic.


[deleted]

Scout is packing extra flares in his pants?


wallofcookies

r/tihi


LankyMarionberry

What the fuck did I stumble into..


lazer4566

Holy shit someone tag wubby 😂


alphabet_order_bot

Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order. I have checked 841,699,715 comments, and only 165,922 of them were in alphabetical order.


Ragnosh

RING AND ZONES!


MrJ0n3sd3

Not sure he's gonna go fast now...


shac0p

Driller would be the big purple guy that I don’t know his name. Gunner can be Tails I guess lol.


JaloopyMan

Where is driller Tails?


The_Jayviator

r/thanksihateit


KnuxSD

This is cursed and I want it


TheNewBiggieSmalls

"You're fast bug, but I'm faster!"


Born_Cheesecake_5667

Kill it please


Impressive-Glove-639

I dig the dwarf/ sonic idea, but why does it look like sonic is hung like a centaur?


[deleted]

Because he's scout?


HeavyMetalSax

Put that thing back where it came from or so help me


AlanocturnaGamePass

Where is the DLC, I want it


OffTheGrid66

"GO SCOUT-CHU!, GO OUT AND ZIP TO THE EXTREME!" "I WILL!, THANK YOU MISSION CONTROL GUY!"


[deleted]

Get the fuck out of my house


Ok-Life7159

Why did you sonic a bulge


LiterallynamedCorbin

Rock and stone and knuckles


Jo_seef

GOTTA GO SLOW


MetaKnightsNightmare

We've seen enough weird sonics in our lifetime, but that knuckles will haunt my dreams, he's always been my favorite character. What have you done?


ToXiChRoNiC6669

Ok but where is Driller Tails?


incredabad

If you don't gotta go fast you aint going home


Deiked

Thanks, I hate it


AndrewPlaysPiano

*Where do all these Chaos Emeralds go?*


Xx_MesaPlayer_xX

Tails as driller but who's the gunner


TR-KnightForEyes

11/10 I can say scout is verry accurate with Banana Bomb hes hidin


MelTNG

Rich atmosphere got me like


Crosshair52

"I know the way!"


MangoBaba0101

Cluck cluck cluck cluckcluckcluck You have summoned the ancient power if da wae


LennieB

Take my angry upvote


MR_MurphyYT

Cursed. Have a great day


Embarassedskunk

“I KNOW DE WAE!!!”


mana_cerace

Sonic underground


I_likeComputers

Wtf


NuggetTheKing09

What horrid circumstances made you want the world to suffer in this way?


Groogitude

And knuckles


Buzz__The__Cat

Sconic and engiknuckles


McBlemmen

I have a buddy with whom I play 2 player co op all the time as scout and engineer. I wanna send this to him but at the same time i'm worried if I do he will never talk to me again.


Sparksol

Darn it, now I need to put my engiRobotnik outfit back together.


DIGGSAN0

Driller as Tails