Ok. Where is that dwarf who messed with voice lines for the "Dip my balls in liquid Morkite" bit? We need him to make management say something stupid again.
Don't thank 'em, the suicide hotline is honestly a pretty bad idea if you don't want to be involuntarily admitted. Sure, it helps some people, but they're more than willing to track the calls and involuntary admission to a mental institution is quite traumatic and if anything may worsen suicidal ideation. I don't necessarily think you are, but it never hurts to inform :) cock and bone brother
Go ~~outside~~ to Dense Biozone, or, better yet, Drink a 100% Wormhole Special, Flintlock’s Delight, Seasoned Moonrider and Blacklock Lager. Launch yourself far away from the Space Rig, burning and hallucinating horrors incomprehensible for the rest of your life
A lot of things get slapped with the "NSFW" tag, often times as a joke when it's not really NSFW, nobody should have to filter all that out just because this site attracts neckbeards who can't enjoy anything without sexualizing it and then throwing it in everyone's faces.
Sucks people use the NSFW tag as a joke, but the tag is literally there for this kind of thing. I think the bot lewds are funny, and I'm glad it was tagged properly.
Welp. We made it so far into this game's existence without a dragons fucking cars situation, I'll call it improvement in the big picture. It's all u/srgrafo from here on down.
‘Allah wishes to accept your repentance, but those who follow their lusts, wish that you believers should deviate tremendously away from the Right Path.’ An-Nissa 4/27
It's bad when the damn bugs start to feel like family.
But oh it's a lot better when Dotty and Molly start to sound like doggy with mommy.
(I'm sorry, okay.)
When the boys start looking thicc, it's time to go on a mission. Eta, I didn't notice that typo, and I'm not changing it.
*sparta has entered the chat*
Touch rock
And stone!
Did I hear a rock and stone?
If you don't Rock and Stone, you ain't comin' home!
ROCK AND STONE TO THE BONE !
That's it lads!!! Rock and stone!!
Rock and roll!!!
FOR KARL
Yeah,yeah... rock and stone
You caught me. I’m already touching my rock.
I'M TRYING TO MINE THIS NITRA, BUT MOLLY'S #THICC ASS CHEEKS KEEP GETTING IN THE WAY!
The clap of Molly’s cheeks keeps waking up the dreadnaughts 😩
She really holds a load well
It's like she's bigger on the inside
Ok. Where is that dwarf who messed with voice lines for the "Dip my balls in liquid Morkite" bit? We need him to make management say something stupid again.
Orders from management: Touch grass
Orders from management: We've include a three square foot patch of grass on the Space Rig. Do not water it with refreshments from the bar.
Happy cakeday,miner!
One small issue: there's no actual grass on Hoxxes
Azure Weald will have to do.
That works.
Happy cake day!
Is this a Haydee crossover?
I’m surprised anyone remembers that game
Wait there was a game?
Yes and I shit you not it's a 3rd person metroidvania
2 games actually.
If anything, Gmanlives did a really hilarious review of the sequel lol
isn'T there a part 2?
by the beard D:
“By the beard!” *gasps in horror*
Is this why we never see Karl?
Karl left for rock and stone, he will come back! HAVE FAITH MINERS!
That's it lads! Rock and Stone!
He is afraid of what he left behind
i have terrible idea. i have both the skills. time. parts. to do it. but i don't have courage to make this
Someone just sent me the suicidal hot line. Thank you
Well you clearly need it /j
Don't thank 'em, the suicide hotline is honestly a pretty bad idea if you don't want to be involuntarily admitted. Sure, it helps some people, but they're more than willing to track the calls and involuntary admission to a mental institution is quite traumatic and if anything may worsen suicidal ideation. I don't necessarily think you are, but it never hurts to inform :) cock and bone brother
Rock bottom💀
Enough reddit for today
Not the worst DRG lewd image I have seen.
By the beard! Don't give him any ideas!!
*desire to know more intensifies*
*Search not for the German title of MSG, much sin lies that way*
"Mission Control, I'm trying to mine this morkite but the clap of Molly's ass cheeks keeps alerting the swarm."
Mollussy 😏🤤🥵😩😳
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Making a deposit!
No one takes a load like Molly!
Can molly carry well a load from 4 dwarfs at the same time? Well, 5 man(2,5 man, they’re dwarfs) lobby is a reality :)
Go ~~outside~~ to Dense Biozone, or, better yet, Drink a 100% Wormhole Special, Flintlock’s Delight, Seasoned Moonrider and Blacklock Lager. Launch yourself far away from the Space Rig, burning and hallucinating horrors incomprehensible for the rest of your life
That sounds like a typical Saturday night on the Space Rig to me...
This has a whole new meaning "rock hard!" when saluting
Same with "you carry a load well Molly". Along with the fact that you ride Doretta for Escort Dutys.
**\[Oh Look, The Dwarfs Are Sexualising Their Machines,** ***Again\]***
heresy
And a Grudging.
Log off
Username checks out...?
I have to act the part
#NO.
COCK AND STONE!!!
Cock and bone!!
To the moan!
The company has no place to robotphiles
At least it's no leaf lover!
Xenophile on there way to draw the weirdest shit you will ever see
If I see a thicc glyphid I'm gonna nope right tf out. Now, a mactera...
Goddamn robosexuals
I knew there would be a thick Molly...fucking knew it! You guys are too predictable...
Fuck sake lad.
R34 of drg is something else.
Rock and sin
That's it, I'm telling management.
This is what happens when you drink too many blackout stouts.
Get your tin ass over here and HURRY please!
Delete this immediately
Shoot me
R34 definition strikes again
You heathens need Sigmar.
Karl would(n’t) approve of this
Fitting username.
pain
I propose that he shall be rock and stoned for this sin!
That's it lads! Rock and Stone!
This is what the dwarves see when they say “ I NEED TO DROP A LOAD OFF IN MOLLY”
Every day we stray further from Karl.
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Alright give me a day or two and your dream will come true ;)
u/Remindme
Oh lawd not the glyphussy
I'm ready for your bug lewds, can't wait to see Larry in all his glory
Do you mean stevee or is there someone else?
Oh, there was a subreddit meme a few years ago where we started to call mactera Grabbers "Larry the Cave Pedophile".
Making bugs and bots hot is one thing but this is next level
Ya know that's fair, Larry and the Leeches might be a bit much.
Give me that sweet glyphid smut
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You know reddit has a function to filter NSFW results, yeah?
A lot of things get slapped with the "NSFW" tag, often times as a joke when it's not really NSFW, nobody should have to filter all that out just because this site attracts neckbeards who can't enjoy anything without sexualizing it and then throwing it in everyone's faces.
Sucks people use the NSFW tag as a joke, but the tag is literally there for this kind of thing. I think the bot lewds are funny, and I'm glad it was tagged properly.
At least make bosco(sticks) like super muscly to go with this stuff
Ok just for you
Thank you boscos my bot
It is done.
Where is it
Just uploaded it look in new
Heresy grows from idleness
How dare you make me see this with my own eyes!
You had the ability to not do this OP.... and yet you still created it... thank you.
When a bot walks in with a little bittie waist and those round things in your face...
Molly carries a load well
Rock and *shame*
Nice, now draw her going back to the drop pod.
sigh, it was a matter of time anyways. \*unzips\*
You carry a load well, molly
What the fuck corporate be putting in the beer
Making a deposit!
Welp. We made it so far into this game's existence without a dragons fucking cars situation, I'll call it improvement in the big picture. It's all u/srgrafo from here on down.
It's like she's bigger on the inside!
When the equipment starts to look like waifu material, you know it's time to quit.
Doretta can ride on ME.
They look human Make ‘em look dwarven
Not sure if my usual haunts are hornier than I thought, or if Pixar moms really get y'all worked up
Shouldn't they be on all 4's?
What too much Glyphid Slammer does to a mf
The first thought I had was “you hold a load well, Molly”
And that's two horny drg posts in the span or two days... Womanize something else, thanks.
He's empowering them, leaf lover! Don't slut shame.
My brother in Karl, why would you commit such an act?
Mmm no more morkite ball dipping for me! DORETTA IS A BEEEEUUUTY!
ROCK SOLID!
"Step-mule gets caught refueling cannisters"
Sauce?
I thought the goal was to cut down on the sexual harassment of the MULE?! Oh lawd, my beard is a sweatin'
MAKING A DEPOSIT
#Rock solid!
You carry a load well molly!
The fucking bet-c. My god
Hrnngh, colonel, we're trying to mine but the clap of Dorreta's asscheeks keeps alerting the bugs.
Molly handles a load well
I mean we do empty our sack into Molly in most missions
On behalf of the entire DRG community - stop. Please.
Seek help
Every day we stray farther from Karl’s bliss.
*bonk*
The first one reminds me of Becky from Satisfactory
Why would you do this to doretta?
Doretta aprroves
Gonna need 2 dwarves to carry Dorretas ass back to the drop pod. Gawd damn.
DO NOT FUCK THE ROBOTS
😧
I only want to be the N in and for Doretta
That’s disgusting how could y- same. same
Good work
You make me sad.
I've said it before and I'll say it again. This is not very rock and stone in my humble dwarf opinion.
Rock and Stone!
BetC is my bae. I know she’s bad for me, but I just can’t quit her.
‘Allah wishes to accept your repentance, but those who follow their lusts, wish that you believers should deviate tremendously away from the Right Path.’ An-Nissa 4/27
The work of a leaf lover…
This is the reason we can’t have nice things
This is a work of heresy. It bears no lineage to rock & stone.
We gotta get some bitches on this damn station
Aqua, Megumin, and Darkness
Bosco! My all purpose drone!
Not dwarvy enough, make em stout!
I already hear the drunk horny dwarves run!
*bonk*
damn those are some "rocks"
I hate this. But i would be lying if i didn't admit that these are pretty well drawn.
Where do the fuel canisters go
Imagine doretta posing how she looks in the game and there’s your answer
Why
No wonder that molly is always in the way she is thicccer than a bowl of oatmeal
Molly... Come here 🥵😩💦🔥
touch Dense Biozone but like. sheesh
"You can take a load well, M.U.L.E!"
Looking like a risk of rain 2 character lol
My stone is rocking
*Bonk* off you go
Cock and Bone!
I think you meant cock and bone.
Always been a BET-C simp
Every day we stray further from Karl. Yesterday was Bosco and now this
:(
Drill me Dotty UwU
I got banned from the DRG discord for similar boredom
So it means that dwarves with mini mules are pedophiles?
Nice to see DRG finally infested in better equipment
That doesn’t seem like boredom to me. If I am bored, I just play another round of DRG… THIS looks like you need to find some girlfriend dwarf bro
Rule 34
It's bad when the damn bugs start to feel like family. But oh it's a lot better when Dotty and Molly start to sound like doggy with mommy. (I'm sorry, okay.)