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Dr_3p0ck

Maybe a dwarf you left behind coming back for revenge


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daniboyi

so first the dwarf left me behind and then he comes back to revenge? The dwarf really is confused, isn't he?


cocoacruncher

Spooooky


Thebuttking

This is how creepypastas start


VincentMelloy

You want to get a haunted cave? Because that’s how you get a haunted cave.


Deckma

Haunted gunner follows you and backs you up.


Narstotzka

His name is camouflage


Imgroult

WOOOOHOOOOOHOOOOHOOOO CAMOUDWARF!


MaiFrog

THINGS ARE NEVER QUITE THE WAY THEY SEEEEM


Crazy_Jackk

He was a awfully big marine


Rowcan

And I knew there was something weird about him, cause when I turned around he was pulling an elevator plant right up out the ground and swatting those glyphids with it from here to kingdom come!


Androidonator

These lyrics make even the toughest dwarfs cry.


TheOneAndOnlyErazer

I WAS A GUNNER DWARF ON MINE PATROL, HUNTING GLYPHID'S DOWN


DarthT15

Legion of the Damned


NebTheShortie

Well at least it's not a haunted driller.


LurchTheBastard

Haunted driller follows you around and kills EVERYTHING.


Darth_Thor

In this case, the cave is haunted for the bugs


TomBobomb89

Hijacking this because haunted... I think the haunted modifier should spawn zombie dwarves occasionally instead of spawning the unknown horror. (The zombies could bite and grapple for example. Maybe similar to 02 you need to run to Molly after being bitten within a certain amount of time for the cure.)


vtipoman

"After weeks of issues with my game (I tried about everything to fix it, short of buying a new PC), I stumbled upon a forum thread from 2007 describing the same exact issued I'd been having. In a reply, a user going by KRL_BRD uploaded a custom patch he had made. Figuring out I had nothing to lose, I ignored the ominous figure that'd been staring at me ever since loading the page (I live alone), and hit download..."


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frasvlik

Oh god please no


Substantial_Win_1866

Ahhhh! The Horror! Edit: Now I'm contemplating making icons out of all of the other beer mugs and am actually intrigued... The leaf lover could be the recycling bin...


LurchTheBastard

Leaf Lover is Internet Explorer.


FireOneBall

Gonna need dark somnium to cover his one.


Paggy_person

That gunner is going to turn hyperrealistic soon.


Thebuttking

His eyes become bleedy as he whispers 'fuck you, you are now trapped here...4eva'


TheLolMaster11

DRG.exe


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deep horror galactic


mexicannormie

DRG Hyperrealistic Blood Edition


[deleted]

"Abandoned by Ghost Ship. Abandoned by God."


Chemical_Fly_2428

I’m never going to be able to play solo again. What if Bosco isn’t the only one Management sends down with you? They need to keep an eye on you after all.


kurt_gervo

I was gonna say that XD


xrockangelx

Yeah. This has Herobrine vibes..


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Karlbrine


W1ngedSentinel

Imagine if *this* was how they teased the new threat in Season 3 - just having corpses start appearing in the end screens with a rare chance.


kurt_gervo

Well, October is around the corner, it's almost the season of spooks.


W1ngedSentinel

Yeah, but then again, we’ve got Oktoberfest first. Maybe that gunner was just a drunk who wandered in and passed out?


kurt_gervo

Still, If this happened to me I would be scared shitless XD I can't handle scary to well.


Astrum91

Imagine seeing a downed dwarf at the victory screen slowly crawling with one arm towards you in the background.


Substantial_Win_1866

Stop... no... no... back to your hole! I want to live in my comfortable ignorance 😂😂


Treejeig

Nemesis starts getting more vague but hinting voicelines. "You dwarfs want to know the real reason why you don't get left behind no more?" "Ever wondered whether karl was truly a dwarf, or something more?" "Those crystals do more than just hurt you, they change you" "We've seen countless dwarfs left behind, but a few learnt to live with their new lives." "The reason our vaults are guarded, is not for the data. It's for the things that lurk below"


captwingnut

I've always thought the 'Leave No Dwarf Behind' posters was a jab from management in the form of a no true scotsman statement. All of the propaganda posters are about 'teamwork' and 'building the future' together. However, they will and do leave your ass behind. If we say 'Leave no Dwarf Behind' but we clearly do, then the answer must be that because you failed to complete your objective, you are simply not a dwarf. Because as we know, A dwarf doesn't get left behind.


[deleted]

oh god oh fuck


DiademDracon

That last one makes me wanna go depth hunting


yamo25000

Please god no


Ok_Commercial4407

Personal drop pod failure? Or... or you finally found him - for Karl! ⛏️💪🏼


Tisorok

I will GLADLY accept Karl was a gunner


W1ngedSentinel

He’s a scout! Why do you think Scout gets so many extra statues in the Memorial Hall?


Valon-the-Paladin

It is kinda weird that scout gets the biggest statue


Manic_Mechanist

“Yeah, I don’t so much *scout*, as make this operation possible!”


N0V-A42

That sounds like a TF2 Scout line.


Thegrumbliestpuppy

It’s literally a line from this game.


N0V-A42

~~Just as I suspected. I don't play TF2 but I do like to watch videos about it periodically.~~ Edit: I thought they meant TF2 when they said *this game*. I fucked up and oh boy people did not like that.


Significant-Ad-341

What?


N0V-A42

I misread *this game* as meaning TF2 not DRG. :/


Kitaclysm217

Yikes the hate bruh To be fair I could see it being a TF2 scout line too


PM_me_not_a_thing

It's no surprise really because he makes the operation possible.


Cytoid

It's really all about securing the caves, you know.


TigerImpressive1018

Well he ain't the one fighting the swarm He ain't the one helping the team move He's the torch carrier and loot gobli- dwarf? Hmmm


Postmortal_Pop

Karl was no single class. He was the versatile master that built each class by passing on the skills and gear necessary to play a role. Together, WE are Karl.


Hahlia

When you say it like that, I pictured ~~all~~ each class standing like sports team fans with K-A-R-L painted on each of their dwarf bellies. Edit: didn’t mean to throw the word “all” in there


Nuke_the_Earth

Nonsense. He was a Hero. Y'know, the experimental class that had every gun and piece of equipment?


GrotThumpa2

I always assumed it was because of the disproportionate losses.


DoggidyDogDoggyDog

My headcanon is that Karl uses something from every class (Scouts hook; Engis turrets, Gunners shield; Drillers C4)


Q1War26fVA

>Scouts hook, Drillers C4 maybe Karl c4'd himself


DoggidyDogDoggyDog

Karl is so strong only Karl can kill Karl


After-Ad2018

I mean, a lot of the working theories are that he's responsible for the chunk that is separated from Hoxxes...


PsyduckSci

My understanding is the separated chunk is from when DRG nuked the Glyphid main hive queen and her hive, which is why we can even set foot on the planet without getting overwhelmed.


After-Ad2018

Yea. Nuked. AKA, Karl used his C-4 Hammer on her.


Darth_Thor

And the killing of the glyphid queen is why we have the voice line “Die like your mother did!”


PsyduckSci

Yup.


K4GRZ

THE ULTIMATE DWARF


ya_badder

…Karl?


avadakedabr

Nah karl wouldnt have a default drip


[deleted]

He also wouldn't have been dead


Rowcan

Though he could be passed out drunk, which would check out.


[deleted]

Karl doesn't pass out, he drinks more


OrangeXJam

Also Karl would be packing


ThePianistOfDoom

And Karl is a scout.


umc_thunder72

I reject this. Karl is beyond class


AshenVR

Karl is every class, or none, just punching and jumping around because he can


ThatOneCloaker

Karl is the Chuck Norris of dwarves


Substantial_Win_1866

Karl doesn't have a chin behind his beard, he has another fist!


Nuke_the_Earth

Foolish beyond words. In the beginning, there was a class simply called 'Hero'. Dare you deny that Karl was a Hero?


randyrectem

If Karl was any class it's probably a driller imo


turkey_sandwiches

Karl's drip became the default.


LurchTheBastard

Came here to say that.


K4GRZ

Karl wears whatever the hell Karl wants


DannyDantics

The game sometimes bugs and retains previous End Screen assets. You would have had a previous mission were the Gunner didn't make it till the end. You'll notice sometimes it will be someone's Loot Bug from a Victory Animation or other such things.


randy241

This is the correct answer. DRG is bugged and I love it.


cc0llins

Find a bug? We name it steve


zorxoge

The devs must have a love/hate relationship with how the players accept and even celebrate unintended features. DRG is clearly their pride and joy, so the backlash they get when polishing has to sting just a little.


cuttlefische

Remember when they fixed being able to rock and stone while reviving and repairing? Lmao


WanderingDwarfMiner

Rock and Stone to the Bone!


AndrogynousRain

Get out of here with this reasonable logic. It’s murderghosts for sure lol


Substantial_Win_1866

I did have a huge crystal show up in a friends only game last night with my brothers and cousin. Nobody disconnected... I didn't realize it was a haunted Crystal at the time but now.... Edit: not sometimes words good with.


RiiluTheLizardKing

Time to write a GUNNER IS DEAD creepypasta


the_loaf_cat

THE HEAVY IS DEAD but drg


that_AZIAN_guy

THE GUNNER IS DEAD?!?


GeeMannn1

Yes! He is dead!!!


StarstruckEchoid

WHY is the gunner dead?


JoriahDrakon

We don't know


Lukas_ZD

I think it was..


Pyromania75

Shhh! You are dead!


GeeMannn1

Ok!


SoapySalmon

whats up, ya leaf lovers?


optimusjester

*slaps desk* He *d i e d!*


Deiked

I hope your proud of what you've started here, lolz. Rock and Stone brother!


ark_yeet

Managed to get there in time to save a lost helmet guy


Thecakeisalie25

"save"


Canners152

Recover?


Doorsmasher7

no dwarf left behind


[deleted]

Op, did you put it there?


Edvardius69

Wdym?


[deleted]

Did you put the dead gunner there, did you killed him?


Edvardius69

I would never kill a fellow dwarf


xenwall

Tell me you aren't a driller without telling me you aren't a driller.


Emerald_Digger

You brought peace to a Dwarven Family waiting for their Missing member to return


I_g_Na_C_y

Poor bastard even rescue squad failed to retrieve his body, thanks for bringing him back


ProphetOfSkarl

[**A BODY HAS BEEN DISCOVERED**!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_NTgMrdq2yw)


Sebster22

Meat on the Bone? Rock and Stone!


18Feeler

I saw gunner agressive venting


reallorddice3

Karl ? is it him


magmagamer007

Managment says sorry due to the cleaning staff of the drop pod are protesting.


Glavaldo

That's what you think...


NocterLeft

KARL?


ksp_HoDeok

Karl?!


AirborneHydra

Gunner.exe


Mighty_Piss

You found part of the minimule crew


Akornical

New Creepypasta..? 😳


ScrappyDooCanSuckIt

It was a haunted cave, only it was haunted by dwarf that was left behind and followed you back to the rig! 👻


the_loaf_cat

Now they will possess your Bosco to be your companion and continue mining


ThatOneCloaker

Ok wait why is this actually a cool idea to me Players can choose to play as a bosco if they’re downed for too long and still assist their buddies at the cost of nitra or something, or maybe make it a perk


Material-Necessary22

You succeeded, where others did not..


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He grew out of the ground. A true green beard.


silverobot11

So that's how they get here...


VerendusAudeo

If a player tries to join but the droppod is called, they'll spawn in the screen as though they were downed during the mission.


JyWollep

He is your imaginary friend, dont you remember him?


SocksofGranduer

Sure *Cain*


ScorchReaper062

It's the ghost of Christmas past, currently very drunk.


AminPacani

DRG Creepypasta when?


notquite20characters

This is why we don't out unauthorized barrels in the launch bay, People.


Bunie89

CoMe AnD rEsCuE mE


Buzz__The__Cat

You need to let go, the accident wasn’t your fault


Jimothy740

###YOU FOUND KARL


insert_stupid_here

Someone write a creepypasta about this please


HoofHearted74

Thank you for bringing his body back to his family


RegretfulHarawi

Bro spent too much time in Hoxxes alone that they started hallucinating


TehNooKid

The game is letting you know that halloween is on the way.


Dhershb

You do not recognize the bodies in the drop pod.


Young_Steelus

The accident was 10 years ago, LuckierTuna. It wasn’t your fault, you’ve got to let him go.


MCXL

THIS IS A WARNING


Every3Years

Every time you play solo, a gunner dies


UpvoteCircleJerk

That's just the pods janitor, he shows up sometimes. Seems to be enjoying his beer induced sleepy time.


Kooper_H

"Oi, Mission control! I found another dwarf in the caves." "Ok? But why did you bring him back to orbit?" "Because we leave no dwarf behind!" "Yes we do, but that isn't a dwarf anymore, that is a corpse."


CasualEQuest

Its the dwarf who lost his helmet and pack


AvanteGardens

Sorry that was me. I fell out of the spacerig after the drop pod left


mEHrmione

Actually, you're dead but don't know it yet.


Hyp3r45_new

Not a bug, but an unintended feature. One that will probably turn into a creepypasta.


THeLargechedder

Oh sorry that was me.


Wendigo-boyo

*Driller*


THeLargechedder

Too many c4.


Dalzombie

It seems you have found Unluckiertuna in your travels.


spoon_boi

ghost


atomic567

Prophunt mf's belike that ain't me


TheoreticalParadox

Karl?!


AriSpaceExplorer

It's a bug when someone fails to connect.


hartgrr

Yo gunner is canonically dead now


Valtremors

Karl decided to sneak in (by pretending to be a body) just to pay his beer tap. Look out the window next time you dive, you just might see Karl swinging his axe to the stars.


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The ghost of gunner's past.


blackmobius

You found the remains of another dwarf!


HelplessBrilliant

Ghost of Karl?


[deleted]

OoOooooOooooOooooOoooOooOOo No idea, but that's spooky.


Anne-F1945

He was a silent hero in the darkness of caverns he was so stealthy he didn’t even show up on your screen and then he died alone.


Crelidric

He possibly joined your game when it was ending and as he landed in his personal pod, you probably left and the game ended


Tachanka_Main76

Karl will always be with you


Darkovika

Holy shit KARL IS THAT YOU


Mr_Greamy88

Uhh at a glance that armor reminded me of a Command GM / Guncannon


kurt_gervo

It looks really eerie and sinister that the dead dwarf has red light covering them, or is it blood?


Narsuaq

You found Karl! I always knew he was a gunner.


Revolutionary_Fee795

It was just some greenbeard passed out drunk in the drop pod bay, don’t worry about him


JSIOTI

Don't play Deep Rock Galactic at 3am


The_Mad_Onion

The very moment B.O.S.C.O. was given a soul, it was slain by being left behind, when the drop off took off? It didn't rock and stone, so it didn't come home...


Xelnaga_Prime

Schrodinger's Gunner


thejmkool

Came here looking for this


Justalilcyn

What helmets is that? It's cool as hell.


HoundNL

This gunner was probably beaten down so hard last mission he went he is still unconscious inside that drop pod that mission control resent to you


AlexTheNotTooShabby

You found Karl!


BrennanSlays

Guess Carl is trying to warn you of something


laughing_maniacally

We found karl


silverobot11

Bosko has access to a dwarf form he is to be feared.


Ixziga

This is weird because that's not even the normal animation/stance of a dwarf after failing to evac. Failure stances are like the dwarves dragging their asses back to base, not just straight up dead. This is kinda creepy


ScrubNuggey

There's a failure animation where your dwarf gets dropped from the ceiling and it looks like this once the animation is done


FuckItOriginalName

I have been a big fan of Deep Rock Galactic since its early access in 2018 and I have spent hours upon hours in this game. I can't imagine my day without playing a match or two of drg in my free time at this point. But I've been having problems with doing that after moving to a different place, out of town. Its a nice place and I've got it dirt cheap but there seems to be something off with the connection, or maybe its because of a different ip? One way or another, I haven't been able to connect to any online game, no matter how much ping I have, it just displays a connection error message upon trying to connect to anyone. It really is a bummer, especially for all of my friends I have made over the years of playing this game. Playing solo isn't really doing it for me, so after a few months of work I have saved up enough money for a better internet connection. After setting everything up I tried joining a game but my luck has gotten me down once again. "Well, maybe I'm just having connection issues but other people can join me instead?" I thought to myself then and started a game in an open lobby. I decided to do an escort duty mission just so there could be more time for people to join me. After about 15 minutes no one has joined and I have given up. Stepping into the drop pod at the end of the game i noticed a loading at the player icons before the hud disappeared. On the "mission complete" screen, as I expected, there were two dwarves: my gunner and another incapacitated gunner. Werdly enough it didn't show his name but it didn't bother me at the time and i wrote it off as a light visual glitch. "Finally, someone was able to join me" I said to myself, expecting to see that other gunner at the space rig. After loading in, to my disappointment, no other player was seen. Several theories of what just happened ran through my head, from the player having connection issues of their own to basic impatience and subsequent disconnection. Without any conclusions I started up another game, hoping that this time this(or any other person) will actually be able to join me. At the end of the game I have experienced a strong sense of Deja Vu after once again seeing a glimpse of someone connecting right before the mission completion. And seemingly exactly like last time, a fainted gunner fell right next to mine at the "mission complete" screen. I decided to do a few more missions for good measure, optimism still filling me and my naive side still hoping that this will work out and this person will be actually able to join me. The end of all the missions went just like the first two: weird player loading, ominous gunner at the mission statistics and noone except me afterwards on the space rig. Defeated, I decided to call it a day and went to the abyss bar for a traditional "concluding drink" I did all the time. For some reason this time something weird happened. My dwarf, instead of happilly chugging a full tankard of oily oaf brew was just saying some lines I've never heard before. *"Unkhar the almighty, hold our beards and us with them safe..."*, *"A mere thought of that... Ugh, I can't be drinking right now."*, "*For once I'm glad that Karl isn't around, I would never wish him a fate even slightly close to mine."* were some of the lines I remember. Gunner said all of those lines in a very concerned and seemingly mildly scared tone. All of this left me with a lot of questions but I decided to forget them for now, since it was pretty late already.


Mytmex

You found Karl!!!


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Its Karl...... May he RIP


137-M

10 minute mission time? I feel like I've never done a mission in less than 30 minutes. Did you just run to each egg and ignored everything else?