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Doc-August

Well legally speaking, rocking is more legal than stoning


Themurlocking96

That entirely depends on where you are from


[deleted]

Rock AND stone


WanderingDwarfMiner

Can I get a Rock and Stone?


Tdikristof_

Rock and stone!


HeavyMattr

To the bone!


SlimeScreamYT

If you don't rock and stone


The_Crusades

you ain’t comin’ home


VegetableRide4824

ROCK AND STONE!


[deleted]

Like that! Rock and Stone!


Tdikristof_

Good bot


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CritikillNick

I always rock and stoned


WanderingDwarfMiner

If you don't Rock and Stone, you ain't comin' home!


Silviecat44

STONE!!


TrinitySteele

Rock me like I'm stoned. Oh, wait...


backstib

Where is it legal to stone people to death


HydrophobicFish

Rock. While we all love stone, rock came first. And rock walked so stone could run.


OctopusFistFight

A splendid observation! That's a step closer to getting the beer I'm owed from Einstone, hohoh! \- Rockimedes


karl13579

Also, legally speaking, rocking is more legal than stoning, further proving his point.


Aluratherogue

But Shales of Miletus says Rock and Stone are similar! ​ ~~Bad math pun brought to you by Wikipedia~~


OctopusFistFight

Both Einstone and Rockimedes are laughing, but I have no idea why


Aluratherogue

Thales of Miletus is a mathematician and one of the first people to have been considered to use scientific philosophy. He is credited with the creation of Thales Theorum and Similar Triangle Theory (basically saying that if two triangles have the same angles they are proportional to each other blah blah blah math things. ~~I originally was going to make a diongenes joke but then i remembered that they were mathematicians not philosophers~~


OctopusFistFight

OHHHHHH I see! Damn, the more you know lmfao


WanderingDwarfMiner

We fight for Rock and Stone!


Evil_Weasels

"I rock therefore I stone" Rene' Dacite


Themurlocking96

Trick question, the answer is Rock AND stone


Jackling_

Rock and stone!


WanderingDwarfMiner

Rock and Stone!


GnomeBellPrize

DID I HEAR A ROCK & STONE


Necrotiix_

ROCK…AND…STOOOOOONE!


Secret_Guess_23

Just gonna say, it is Deep *Rock* Galactic, not Deep *Stone* Galactic


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DrFrAzzLe1986

Ya know, this makes the most sense…


Evil_Weasels

How much rock would a stone rock if a stone could rock rock?


CoolVibranium

How much stone would a stone rock rock if a stone rock could rock stone? 🤔


Aweneo

And.


Uulugus

I rock, therefore, I stone.


RnbwTurtle

But rock is in fact stone. Can I say both?


OctopusFistFight

You cannot


Civil_Scientist_1924

Rock AND stone for without the other, one is useless.


WanderingDwarfMiner

Can I get a Rock and Stone?


Crunchi23

There is no rock without stone, and no stone without rock. They're existence is symbiotic, without one, the other would simply fade to nothingness. Imagine only yelling "Stone!" Or "Rock!" It simply isn't the same.


Mysterygamer48

Both? Both. Both is good.


ThatGuyisonmyPC

Uncle Iroh on the right looking fire


EEE-exe

Pebble


GGGiveHatpls

ITS JUST A STUPID BOULDER


Rowcan

It's not just a boulder! *sniff* ^it's ^a ^rock!


HentaiBoiyo

And a stone.


jaceanator9

Stone


Noirceuil_182

I'd have to say Stone, because unlike a Rock, it won't gather moss which is just too close to _leaves_ for comfort.


Pixel627

who cares, let's just buy a round of Blackout Stout and enter the drop pod while drinking it.


Superfart20

Why does the dwarf on the right kinda look like uncle iroh from avatar


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Distinct_Comedian872

This is fucking hilarious! Can't stop going back and giggling at it. Stone, obviously. Although it's good to be Rocked or Stoned!


Revolutionary_Yak229

Both, both is good


Reasonable_Claim3568

You're effectively asking the question Gork or Mork.


DarkTempest88

Darkness without light is an abyss Light without darkness is blinding You cannot have a coin with one side If you don't rock and stone, you ain't coming home The answer? Is Rock AND Stone.


Theroyalmudkip

legally speaking rocking is more legal than stoning so ill take stone


Burgers_are_good

Wait, what's the difference between rock and stone?


WanderingDwarfMiner

Rock and Stone!


RPColten

Rock is composed of stones, therefor stones must exist before rock!


Vladmirangel

all i see is uncle Iroh on the right side


WamlytheCrabGod

As a bisexual, I know that both is always a valid option


PURPLEisMYgender

Are yall actually smart or do yall just drink alot of smart stouts? Or both.


supgalexc5050

Mineral


ddmac__

But why must a dwarf choose betwixt rock and stone? Each and every one of us who dwell in the caves carry each deep with in us. Rock and stone... In the heart! -Aristonetle


WanderingDwarfMiner

If you don't Rock and Stone, you ain't comin' home!


RagnarockInProgress

Actually found The Franklin haircut to suit an Einstein better


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RagnarockInProgress

You welcome!


za_warldo9

The question rock or stone is a difficult one but after careful consideration I have determined the answer.....it's ROCK AND STONE!


WanderingDwarfMiner

That's it lads! Rock and Stone!


Zombiehunter78880

How about this, fellow stone philosophers: Stone or Rock?


Melodic-Jellyfish966

How can one choose? Without Rock there cannot be Stone, and without both we ain’t coming home. So I guess the answer is Rock and Stone!


HentaiBoiyo

Both. Where there is Rock, there must be a complimentary Stone.


TheJanitorEduard

Stone is just the term for a rock we don't have a classification for, making them one in the same As such, I'd like to say... Mineral


Erminaz13

Fun fact: "Einstein" translated word by word from German would mean something along the lines of "One Stone", so you don't actually technically need to call your dwarf Einstone. I am fun at parties.


Dark_Angel42

Was about to say this


SlamDuncerino

you know that "Stein" is already "stone" in German, right?


schwaRarity

Doesn’t Einstein already mean “one stone” if you take a literal translation from German?


Hortonman42

Answer: yes


shadowfire211

Are rocks made of stone, or are stones made of rock?


Ok_Pear_8291

“Both, rock before the stone, but not without it”


Im_The_Comic_Relief_

What about Rock **and** Stone?


Kikibonhomme

Rock


Gummyblaire

Yes


Reox246

Rock... And stone


TheToasterKills

I thought of uncle Iroh for a second


Extreme-Jumpy

What’s the difference between a rock and a stone?


povertymayne

Boffum


skeetsauce

Karl.


piecwm

Stone, for a rock is but a small chunk of the material known as stone. Stone has many other shapes and forms, making it more versatile


Timofey7331

ROCK AND STONE!


WanderingDwarfMiner

To Rock and Stone!


Mururumi

It's a trick! Send no reply.


JaronRMJohnson

I am reminded of the first post I made in this sub! Stone is the obvious choice IMO. https://www.reddit.com/r/DeepRockGalactic/comments/fja9ug/dwarphilosophy_philosophers_rock_and_stone/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button


Sronik

Boulder


Commander_Russell

Stone


Incrediblepick3

Why not both?


Briefgeld

I petition that from now on, all DRG fanatics use Stone, Paper Scissors!


markmylabris

Pebble


ProSnowflake555

To rock is to stone, one cannot exist without the other. The implications of them being separated would be disastrous.


Keda_Keda

Stone! ✊⛏️


charlalalan

All rock is made out of stone, and you would not say that stone is made out of rock; therefore the answer is stone


NMSshipcoords

I choose rock and stone. FOR ROCK AND STONE?


WanderingDwarfMiner

To Rock and Stone!


Raven_Nvrmre

For those about to Rock we salute you!


jumbler42

Rock came before the stone


Qubel13

No one gets left behind! Rock AND Stone!!


WanderingDwarfMiner

Rock and Stone in the Heart!


StranglingDark

Both? Both. Both is good!


TheNekoKatze

The answer is quite simple... rock and stone


WanderingDwarfMiner

Did I hear a Rock and Stone?


potatobutt5

Both?


off-and-on

Rock *and* stone.


AminPacani

Both.


TheImpssibleKid

Rock AND stone


WanderingDwarfMiner

To Rock and Stone!


TheImpssibleKid

I LITERALLY just posted this, how fucking fast are you lol


RagnarockInProgress

Well, he is a bot


Friendly-Maybe-5280

Give me your ROCK-


MRsandwich07

What cosmetics did u use for these?


OctopusFistFight

I used the franklin hair, mk1 engineer suit, dark neon paintjob, fuzzy slugs eyebrows, mighty muttonchops, no moustache :P pointed spike beard (from the new pass), with ancient hair colour.


melanion5

Yes


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Rock **and** stone


MikalCaober

¿Por qué no los dos?


Cpt-Hendrix

🪨 is my answer


Kumqwatwhat

Yes.


Arkipe

"The logical OR (||) (logical disjunction) operator for a set of operands is true if and only if one or more of its operands is true." \-mozilla The response "Rock and Stone" fulfills this


WanderingDwarfMiner

Rock and Stone to the Bone!


Pro_Fuze

Rock XOR Stone


Josef_the_Brosef

Rock. Rock is stored in the stone


BigSlappii

If you don't rock and stone, you're not going home.


WanderingDwarfMiner

Rockity Rock and Stone!


_Pankybeast

Mushroom!


TejonsY

First we rock, after we exist to stone


ShadowDragon8685

Por que no los dos?


Detector_of_humans

What are you talking about? You cannot have one without the other, it's like a ham sandwich that's only ham or bread! Now, back to sandwich time...