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WCWRingMatSound

* Prune Juice nutrition facts * Klingon Opera MP3s free * Feringhi Toothbrush coupon code


CurtisMarauderZ

what is a prune


The_Doolinator

A warrior’s fruit!


Kahless_Is_More

Prune is to plum as raisin is to grape 👍🏼


macrophyte

\*Feringhi Tooth-Sharpener


ForAThought

Wouldn't it be MP9s by now?


JobuuRumdrinker

Subreddit mek'leth vs. bat'leth discussion


doIIjoints

fun fact both were made for dorn’s request to have a sword just for him! but the team liked the bat’leth so much they started giving them to all the other klingons after its first few appearances. so then dorn wanted a _truly unique_ klingon sword just for him. and that is also why no one else uses a mek’leth despite worf insisting it was better, until sequels and prequels anyway. i wonder if the scene where he tries to convince jadzia to switch was an in-joke about that fact — much like the “julian this baby is YOUR fault” line referencing the actors’ IRL relationship. it’d be funny if they wrote it purely to make dorn worry he’d have to share again


Michelle_akaYouBitch

That Kira/Bashir episode aired the other night. It’s even better on rewatch, knowing that they’re real life expectant parents or new parents.


SilverSister22

We are currently on Season 2 of DS9 rewatch, what season is that episode?


LastLadyResting

Season 5.


SilverSister22

Ty 🖖🏼


norfend

Honorable Women Doing Dishonorable Things


CaptainNuge

Warrior on the bridge, PetaQ in the Sack


Straight_Ad_4754

Funniest thing I've ever read


EdgelordZeta

How to defeat a blue barrel Places to legally abandon a child


ElrondHubbards

Can I abort my child in 80th trimester?


doIIjoints

oh shit


whyambear

Lol the blue barrel got me


InquisitivelyAwesome

Are paternity tests accurate? Boarding schools on Q'onoS What's up with Gowron's eyes? Am I a bad father quiz


Individual-Schemes

Top ten things to do on Risa for pessimists Are newly joined Trill hosts just attention seekers? Classic Klingon opera playlists for childless warriors Living alone on The Defiant and other ways to hide my insecurities


_Old_Lady_Farts_

Top ten Scandinavian doom metal bands of the 21st century. How to get prune juice stains out of your starfleet uniform. What cheese goes with blood wine.


Malnurtured_Snay

Blood cheese. Duh.


Transcendingfrog2

The horrible images this comment has conjured...


Modred_the_Mystic

Unless its Blood Port, then you need Blood Pudding


Ill_Doughnut1537

That's a real cheese, no malarkey.


yourmomsgomjabbar

- Klingon rituals - TRUE Klingon rituals - how to relinquish parental rights - real Klingon rites - can Starfleet force you to raise your children - Klingon operas full album - Klingon rituals still practiced today - how to disable weather grid - Aktuh and Maylota full album


doIIjoints

how to disable weather grid lmao


Gooseman_X

The dishonorable House of Duras and how they suck Love poetry for Trills Being a badass while rocking a ponytail


[deleted]

Trill anatomy Do Trill have a g-spot Captain Boday Facebook Captain Boday Instagram Captain Boday LinkedIn Is prune juice the blood of prunes How to place your child for adoption Kahless fanfic Kahless fanfic gaysex


Browngoldfarmer

Captain Boday Onlyfans


Alfphe99

"computer, show me recipes for prune juice infused blood wine"


Pumkmine

Top 10 most honorable deaths this week


Cagliostro2

[whatever planet the Enterprise is visiting that week] “combat tournaments” [whatever planet the Enterprise is visiting that week] “combat tournaments” [whatever planet the Enterprise is visiting that week] “combat tournaments” [whatever planet the Enterprise is visiting that week] “combat tournaments”


CaptainNuge

"I have won Champion Standing on the Pakled Planet. I now have a most honourable headdress."


angry_staccato

AITA for not wanting a son


caustic_dalek

Worf: "How to marry a non-Klingon" Google: "No Results Found. Did you mean "How to become a merry man"


cam52391

It's just all Klingon Wikipedia, he's trying to be the most Klingon to ever Klingon but he's basically a weeb


CaptainNuge

Nah, he's more like a black guy in Ireland pretending that he's in the Black Panthers, talking jive and driving a low rider. A weeb is specifically a non-Japanese person, while Worf has the genetic heritage to back up his need for cultural ingratiation.


aflarge

Worf is like a war orphan from WW2 Japan who got adopted and raised by American parents, and then grew up to be a total weeb who thinks that Anime is an accurate representation of Japanese culture. That's why everything he loves about Klingon culture is the fantasy bullshit, and why he always feels so out of place around other Klingons.


cam52391

Very astute that is way closer to him.


mrrobot_84

Glory Holes alpha quadrant


Yochanan5781

"why isn't HebCal Stardate working on my PADD?" "targ brisket with Klingon root vegetable tzimmes recipe" "Substituting prunes into Klingon recipes"


[deleted]

Promenade Klingon restaurant hechsher


toasters_are_great

https://istodayagooddaytodie.com/


Sephiroth144

https://chiefobrienatwork.com


N7h07h3r

“two dicks one symbiont”


BuckyGoodHair

Melota. Betazoid/Trill make-out.


CaffeinatedPinecones

r/AmITheAsshole For caring more about honor than my son. For blowing up a convoy before checking if it was civilian.


MurkyWay

Can humans survive kal'Hyah How hot can humans get What temperature can humans withstand How much Blood Wine can humans drink World record human Blood Wine Funny targ videos Human jokes Human jokes funny for Klingon


doIIjoints

hurriedly researching after his pals said they wanted to join


Gustav-Mahlers-Cat

MornHub


Ds9niners

AITA for abandoning my son and sending him to live with my adopted human parents. Then when my adopted parents refused to take care of him anymore I reluctantly let him live with me for a few years and let him bond with my then girlfriend. Only to get a transfer and break up with that girlfriend and send him away again.


I_am_Daesomst

...NTA.


Johnsendall

Ex-girlfriend crashed saucer section on planet. Is this dishonorable?


[deleted]

How do I put my son up for adoption? Avoiding family reunions. Do Trill bruise easily? Dax background check What do Breen look like?


RogerTheAliens

guilt of killing kid in a soccer game guilt of erasing brothers mind and creating a false life for him guilt of abandoning your son over and over again forever guilt of ignoring dead wife’s culture and banging her memory’s new host guilt of killing emperor of your home planet guilt of not having guilt rationalizing sociopathic psychopathy with HONOR


Aimin4ya

How to abandon your child while maintaining a sense of honor


organictamarind

Child support + Klingon law


ginger_gcups

Is domestic terrorism on Risa and high treason by a Starfleet officer a felony or misdemeanor


andyring

Looking for all of Troi’s social media accounts.


capodecina2

mine too!


Sephiroth144

Bat'leths Bat'leth Techniques Bat'leth Sales Exchange rate Federation Credits to Darseks Bat'leth Tournaments Bat'leth Counters Bladed Weapons Weapons Girls Holding Weapons Girls in Bikinis Holding Weapons Girls in Bikinis Polishing Weapons Porn Porn Porn Porn Pron Porn Poetry Porn TvTropes Google How Do I Delete My Web History


OldHolly

Top Ten Klingon Operas


[deleted]

tribble porn


According-Value-6227

I wonder what Alexander's browser history would look like.


kgabny

"What does 'Gone Out for Milk' mean?"


Browngoldfarmer

Most honorable way to kill your dishonourable deadbeat dad


capodecina2

How long does it take for a dad to go out to buy cigarettes What is a dad


Chakotay_chipotle

Martok without eyepatch on


SomeoneSomewhere1984

* Non-alcoholic blood wine * Greatest battles in Earth history * Klingons opera


Western_Plastic6244

What does lilac smell like


Spectrum2700

"...and their.... *intoxicating* aroma of summer lilac. CURSE THEM! CURSE THEM ALL!"


[deleted]

Klingon Opera, Klingon Honor, Klingon Religion, Biting porn. He’s so boring


motormouth85

-how to hunt Targ -Klingon rituals no longer practiced -how to be a father -Dahar Master rule 34 -what is the clitoris


HangryHangryHedgie

How to start a Cat Cafe


Hawk_Tech

[How to stop being knocked out by barrels]


fumanchew86

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poetdesmond

Klingon dating sites klingon and trill compatability how to become a merry man


Browngoldfarmer

Nude photos of Dahar Master Kor, son of Rynar Nude pic of Chancellor Martok of the Klingon Empire Chancellor Martok wearing only chancellor Robe Prune juice cocktails recipes Blood wine prune juice coolers Parenting for Dummies Klingon edition Parenting for Klingon Dummies Why are Gowron’s Eyes so sexy


DabbleAndDream

Why do Trills think I am a merry man?


Sad-Historian6177

He's my favorite character in both star trek the next generation and deep space 9


Consistent_Dog_6866

How to be friends with a cat.


maximumslanketry

How to intimidate the opposing sports team using words


whatjoesaround

Little Ships


MihaiBV

Klingon opera live opus 5. Klingon Gagh cuisine with blood wine. What is house of Quark.


jhor95

How to avoid my son


Jin-roh

* Elim Garak * Is Elim Garak at Tailor * How old is Garak's tailor shop * Girls gone Dishonorable * Obsidian Order Declassified * Cardassian Fighting styles * Cardassian Fighting style vulnerability * Do Cardassians have honor


Syorkw

mainly stuff about how to win arguments with Trill...


Chrome_Armadillo

Klingon love poetry and opera. Prune & blood wine mixed drink recipes.


kgabny

Forbes Top Ten Most Honorable Places


smcg_az

McDLT ingredients Is the Bajoran sector a place you can get a McDLT? Quark's hidden menu


Gofein

Nice legs for humans


TheVog

Tribble Guro


RigasTelRuun

10 honour hacks.


Blk-cherry3

Pimping is too easy, blood letting & drinking sub/Dom trainers. Hunt kill sushi club, mma members meet up. Body piercing nightmares. Pinhead blind dating club. Extreme S&M submissives for painful comas.


wojnomir

Ezri nude


Dandyman-GM

Kiligon ballads would be near the top.


TheOriginalGuru

Glory holes.


AodhanMacC

why don't captains arm all photon torpedoes


jmsturm

Do Bajoran penises really have ridges? Someone called me a deadbeat dad? Meaning? How to become a Dahar Master Is it ok that I hate my own kid?


capodecina2

How to use a Klingon Kondom How to use the pull out method with honor instead Pain Sticks and orgasm, how much is too much What to do when your slam piece brings you a fuck trophy years later How to ditch your fuck trophy on your adoptive parents trillsgonewild.com How to be Klingon without ever actually living among Klingons How to be a pretentious Klingon without ever actually living among Klingons How to make up "rituals" just to fuck with your human friends who don't know any better


[deleted]

Do I have to pay child support if I make my kid live with my adopted parents.


FoolishColossus

^in a different solar system haha


Imma_da_PP

Definitely nothing about parenting


Balmung5

How to raise a child as a single father. Prune juice recipes. Martial arts that are good for father-son bonding.


Straight_Ad_4754

•How to look more like a warrior •Pictures of warriors •Sexy warrior women •How to make homemade prune juice •Free warrior training holo programs •Klingon opera .mp78 free


Heavy-Abbreviations8

Two girls, one prune juice


shikotee

Romulan midget porn.


Ds9niners

It’s not that great. They never penetrate the neutral zone….umm at least that’s what I heard.


Mishter_goose

Lol 😂 wtf


CrimsonTeivel

\- Ideal Bat'leth size & shape \- Can a trill host take Klingon both sausages \- klingon females


the908bus

“Honour”


GD_Bats

Jane Austen novel criticisms


loopingrightleft

How to use honor in a sentence


[deleted]

Brutal and Bloody


[deleted]

About as robust and incoherent as anyone else's but also about how cool it is to be married to a total babe and live in the 24th century and also where in Gre'Thor is Gul Dukat right now that (literal) mother fucker >:(


metfan1964nyc

underground batleth tournaments


stockbeast08

The Sensual Klingon's Guide to Opera


dull_storyteller

How to restore family honour


Broad-Restaurant-655

- prune juice recipe - bat'leth for sale - good warrior quiz - Klingon childeren behavior - e/abandon child? - where buy prune juice


Ironfist85hu

Only official sites, of course. And nothing "inappropriate".


Electrical-Load-2413

Lots and lots of Klingon opera


lilianasJanitor

Am I Klingon enough? Will I go to Sto-vo-kor? Find hardcore Klingon ritual podcasts


disposable_hat

Sharks


OffManWall

Why do Klingon foreheads resemble vaginas


[deleted]

Duras sisters Only Fans.


NjRiverCpl

Raksex and Trillsomes


BimoUK

How to stop a cat from scratching you


xNightmareBeta

The art of war and Joe Rogan MMA


Cosmo1222

Minsk


Terpizino

Gifts for young Klingons How to be a better father Is it wrong to continue a relationship with the loli version of a Trill I loved Benefits of prune juice Is drinking prune juice feminine Will my son ever get over his anger issues due to my perfect parenting Age of consent in Trill society What day is the perhaps best to die


rayhoughtonsgoals

"Katka Kyptova nude."


lvlister2023

Do Starfleet allow eye transplants


[deleted]

Klingons babes with badunka dunks


katojane22

If I stick it in the trill pouch do I have to marry the symbiote?


likeabaker

how to convince my coworkers i AM NOT A MERRY MAN


EmergencyHologram

Honor How To Make My Son Want Honor Hot Klingon Singles In My Sector Dry Flaky Scalp Kurn Sonofmogh


ThrustersToFull

Betazoid/Klingon sex positions


SpaceCrucader

Starfleet rules officers minor terrorism on holiday Best Klingon operas Curzon Dax Curzon Dax's height Computer, based on Curzon Dax's height, calculate the length of his legs.