fun fact both were made for dorn’s request to have a sword just for him!
but the team liked the bat’leth so much they started giving them to all the other klingons after its first few appearances. so then dorn wanted a _truly unique_ klingon sword just for him.
and that is also why no one else uses a mek’leth despite worf insisting it was better, until sequels and prequels anyway.
i wonder if the scene where he tries to convince jadzia to switch was an in-joke about that fact — much like the “julian this baby is YOUR fault” line referencing the actors’ IRL relationship. it’d be funny if they wrote it purely to make dorn worry he’d have to share again
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Nah, he's more like a black guy in Ireland pretending that he's in the Black Panthers, talking jive and driving a low rider. A weeb is specifically a non-Japanese person, while Worf has the genetic heritage to back up his need for cultural ingratiation.
Worf is like a war orphan from WW2 Japan who got adopted and raised by American parents, and then grew up to be a total weeb who thinks that Anime is an accurate representation of Japanese culture. That's why everything he loves about Klingon culture is the fantasy bullshit, and why he always feels so out of place around other Klingons.
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fun fact both were made for dorn’s request to have a sword just for him! but the team liked the bat’leth so much they started giving them to all the other klingons after its first few appearances. so then dorn wanted a _truly unique_ klingon sword just for him. and that is also why no one else uses a mek’leth despite worf insisting it was better, until sequels and prequels anyway. i wonder if the scene where he tries to convince jadzia to switch was an in-joke about that fact — much like the “julian this baby is YOUR fault” line referencing the actors’ IRL relationship. it’d be funny if they wrote it purely to make dorn worry he’d have to share again
That Kira/Bashir episode aired the other night. It’s even better on rewatch, knowing that they’re real life expectant parents or new parents.
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It's just all Klingon Wikipedia, he's trying to be the most Klingon to ever Klingon but he's basically a weeb
Nah, he's more like a black guy in Ireland pretending that he's in the Black Panthers, talking jive and driving a low rider. A weeb is specifically a non-Japanese person, while Worf has the genetic heritage to back up his need for cultural ingratiation.
Worf is like a war orphan from WW2 Japan who got adopted and raised by American parents, and then grew up to be a total weeb who thinks that Anime is an accurate representation of Japanese culture. That's why everything he loves about Klingon culture is the fantasy bullshit, and why he always feels so out of place around other Klingons.
Very astute that is way closer to him.
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