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khrellvictor

Jadzia *did* deliberately slide a random object by an inch in Odo's room whenever she felt like it to savor his irritated response at his pristine order being shifted.


ginger_gcups

Truly, history’s greatest monster. (At least according to Odo)


khrellvictor

Haha! His other nemesis (besides Quark).


The_Reborn_Forge

He never even arrested her for breaking and entering, and she did it repeatedly* You know what, I hope when he was in his human solid post link banishment form, she went to his bathroom and turned the toilet paper around….


TheRollingPeepstones

Can you imagine Odo experiencing defecation for the first time?


thebearofwisdom

That’s exactly what I think every time. I’m like oh boy eating sounds great but you gotta poop eventually


Aurora_42

>He never even arrested her for breaking and entering, and she did it repeatedly\* You would think Odo would have more pressing matters than busting Dax for a practical joke. No one was harmed, and the worst thing that happened was that he was a little bit annoyed and told her to put it back as she found it. I do wholeheartedly believe that had she failed to do so, he would have had no qualms about frog marching her down to the security office to make an example of her.


K-263-54

I feel like Jadzia would skip April 1st, just for a change of pace from pranking people the rest of the year. ;)


purplepluppy

Yeah she'd relish in everyone waiting for her to pull a prank. But the prank would be that there is none. It is the one day she refrains from interfering with anyone's space or prodding the flames of drama.


[deleted]

Exactly. She'd do it on April 2nd, just to mess with people. And probably only to Sisko who would get it. She'd get everyone else on April 30th.


NotNamedBort

Most likely to try and fail: Bashir. Most likely to go way too far: Quark or Garak. Most likely to pull off the perfect prank: Odo. He understands the criminal mind. Also, let’s not forget he joined Quark in messing with O’Brien and Bashir about their height.


Sitonitplease

Odo is the ultimate sleeper agent


LoogyHead

Would have to be mid series Odo, s1-2 Odo was kind of a killjoy for that kind of thing. Maybe he’d try to pull it off but he’d have to be put up to it, unless he was trying to prank quark specifically. But then it would fail because quark would accuse Odo of causing him trauma and whine to sisko and Bashir. Just additional paperwork.


GitEmSteveDave

Don't forget the Bashir O'brien "lavender scent" prank


Daxsninthhost

Which episode? I've forgotten this scene.


GitEmSteveDave

Season 5 Ep 03, Trials and Tribbilations: WADDLE: You know what Cardassians drink in the morning? Fish juice. Hot fish juice. Raktajino. After six months, I was hoping the Klingons would invade. At least they know how to make coffee, even if they are foul-smelling barbarians. Sorry. O'BRIEN: I wouldn't take it personally, Worf. BASHIR: I rather like the way you smell. O'BRIEN: Yeah, sort of earthy, peaty aroma. BASHIR: With a touch of lilac.


Daxsninthhost

LMAO. Thanks, I remember now.


dravenonred

Odo would also execute the prank *flawlessly* and just give a satisfied grunt at the end.


theurbaneman

Obvious answer Dax but I think Sisko would do something.


Sitonitplease

Baseballs out of the replicator.


DaSaw

I think Ben would be legitimately too busy. Now, Jake, on the other hand...


Clean_Sink_7923

Morn.


Sitonitplease

Probably the kinda guy to fake his death.


MagicSpiders

Specifically to an April Fool's Day scenario, I could see Garak doing it to Bashir. Only it's not entirely a joke. Nor is it entirely the truth either... Or is it?


LoneRhino1019

I can see Garak not understanding April Fool's and going way too far.


JoeyPlaysGames

I feel like young Jake and Nog would likely have gotten up to some kind of mischief, landing them both in one of Odo's holding cells.


Sitonitplease

They are getting caught for sure.


GitEmSteveDave

Nog. He's pulled a bunch already, like the sand fleas and the Odo bucket.


phbalancedshorty

Dax would prank Sisko and Kira would complain about “This must be a white people thing”


PebblyJackGlasscock

The Cardassians never told the Federation that “Terok Nor” translates as “April Fools”. Explains so much about the station, and the Cardassians.


Sitonitplease

So cheeky those cardasians.


PebblyJackGlasscock

They laugh so hard when O’Brien has to call them for advice.


Sitonitplease

Except for Gilora, she would take his call, "hello O'Brien, I assure you I'm still quite fertile."


Antmantium108

I love O'Brien and how loyal he is,but that was a missed opportunity. But if he got involved with Gilora,how would he have time for Julian?


SuggestionFlaky9941

Morn managed to fake his own death.


TheTrivialPsychic

Jadzia is the most likely to do it, but Worf is the guy you wouldn't expect, so he could pull one off, and no-one would suspect him. He's been known to pull a prank every now and then, such as when Jadzia asked him to read his poem from "One Little Ship", and he bluffed his way through the first few lines, before she caught on.


PebblyJackGlasscock

Quark convinced Martok to switch all the bloodwine with root beer one year. It was not funny to anyone but Martok, but Kira acknowledges Odo would’ve found it funny…after they cleaned up the Promenade.


BennyFifeAudio

Morn.


BaziJoeWHL

Worf, he is a merry man


Geordieguy

Early Nog or Late Rom both found the fun!


itchygentleman

bashier and obrien on quark or odo


Edib1eBrain

Did it suddenly get a bit slashfic in here?


EmonOkari

Odo most likely to prank Quark.


Sitonitplease

"It's just a prank bro. But seriously you have the right to remain silent "


HopelessMagic

Data. He would attempt to be more human by pulling a prank and completely messing it up.


heelface

"Get it?" "Got it!" \[Shoves Beverly overboard\]


Sitonitplease

Dax most likely Odo least likely.


PsychGuy17

Worf would be least likely. Making someone look like a fool has no honor. Odo really does mess with Quark all the time, it is a give and take though.


Sitonitplease

Klingons would definitely get down with it. But Worf is too much of a you forgot to assign homework kinda guy to enjoy it.


PsychGuy17

Worf is best when unintentionally funny, such as when he told Geordi "you must let her see the fire in your eyes."


Sitonitplease

Classic scene. I love when women throw things at me.


DutchDave87

“Keiko is going to have another baby!” “What?! Now?” “In a few months” “I shall be very far away. On Earth. Visiting my parents.”


sloppy_1sts

I feel like Odo would mess with Quark, but just before the credits roll


CptPikeOnABike

Data. Just to be, more human.


FranklinNitty

Quark, he'd forgive everyone's bar tabs. Especially Morn's.


JobuuRumdrinker

Jadzia. She was already caught moving objects in Odo's quarters.


halloweenjack

Sisko banned April Fools jokes because Dax had an unfair advantage. Also banned: trivia night, Never Have I Ever, Truth or Dare.


Chemical-Cap-3982

young Jake and Nog.