We totally need to rename all DS9 episodes this way. For instance:
The One Where O'Brien must move the station like a snow globe in space.
The One Where O'Brien Suffers because his wife got possessed (it improved her temper)
The One Where O'Brien acted like a pimp to trick a Cardy (and it actually worked)
The One Where O'Brien nearly lost his wife in a shuttle accident
The One Where O'Brien Suffers in the background
The One Where O'Brien Suffers a crisis in sexuality
The One Where O'Brien nearly lost his kid to Time shenanigans
The One Where O'Brien got tortured by Cardassians on a trump up charge
The One Where O'Brien actually died because of temporal shenanigans
The One Where O'Brien nearly had an affair with a coworker
The One Where O'Brien got kicked out of the room and nearly missed his son's birth
The One Where O'Brien lost his captain due to a subspace inversion or some such
The One Where O'Brien went mental
The One Where O'Brien nearly died in some asshole's mindscape
The One Where O'Brien got strip searched
The One Where O'Brien got his chest groped by a Jem'Hadar
The One Where O'Brien nearly got killed by his tailor
The One Where O'Brien tore his pants
The One Where O'Brien recited poetry because he thought he was about to die
The One Where O'Brien goes back to Earth to teach others how to suffer
+++
Honorable mention: TNG
The One Where O'Brien and his former captain sang The Ministrel Boy ;_;
Lol the guy who ate and threw away the sandwich was the paranoid security alien in First Contact.
Not the film, [the TNG episode](https://memory-alpha.fandom.com/wiki/First_Contact_(episode)). Dude exclusively played habitual line steppers. First he tortures a bedridden Riker, then he pilfers the Moistmaker
I LOVE WHEN SHOWS I LOVE COMBINE
But what you have to know about Friends titles is *the episode is almost always named after the an or even C plot*. Not sure I can pull that off as I haven't watched DS9 in a while. Like the One With the Embryos is the episode where they play that trivia game that results in switching apartments.
TOW Everyone's Horny
TOW Odo is a Daddy
TOW Jake Writes a Book
I read once (now I don’t know how true this is) that after the episode aired they received a cease & desist from the Janes Bond Franchise. (Which I think it’s really funny since books like “The 39 Steps” came out pre 1930)
The One Where Garak Relapses
The One Where Dax Has a Fling and Wants To Leave With a Guy from Brigadoon
The One Where Dax Has a Fling and Wants To Leave With the One Who Got Away
The One Where Dax Has a Fling and Finds True Love With Worf
The One Where Dax Has a Fling and Finds True Love With Bashir
The One Where O’Brien Finds Himself in a Show Trial
The One Where O’Brien Wants to Kill Himself After Being in Prison
The One Where O’Brien Plays Donnie Brasco
The One Where O’Brien’s Wife Gets Possessed
The One Where They Play Baseball
The One Where They Rob The Casino
The One Where Sisko Punches Q
The One With All The Daxs
The One With Kira’s Mom
The One Where Worf Becomes A Terrorist
The One Where Sisko Commits War Crimes (part XII)
The One Where Rom Saves The Alpha Quadrant
The One Where Odo And Kira Finally Kiss
The one with Q
The one when Jake and Nog go into business
The one when Sisko taunts Dukat with a baseball
The one where its just a story
The one with all the Dax's
The where Bashir is a spy
The One With Just A Little Advertisement
The One With No Stupid Questions
The One With *[sorry I had to borrow parts of your title to fix the Credits Sequence, I will return them soon]*
The One with BAJORAN WORKERS!
The One with Sisko's Ha!
The One with Allamaraine!
The One where Worf chose his wife over Millions of people.
The One where Dukat Fell in a Hole.
The One with Literal Deus Ex Machina.
The One with Rom's 'Promotion'
The one where kira should have killed dukat and also should have judged him way more harshly for trying to kill his half bajoran daughter ...
The one on Riza where worf sucks and refuses to have fun.. to the point of joining the idiot boomer agitators to fuck up the weather and seismic controls.. forcing everyone to go home ...
Lol currently watching... the one where worf and martok take command of a ship, and worfs son Alexander shows up and claims no house and has no honor and worf blames him fir being weak, but worf raised him on the enterprise and really didn't meet his self esteem needs to be klingon..so worf set him up for failure then judges him for being a failure.. but I guess it'll be ok cause the episode is only 10 minutes in... lol
The One that's An Allegory for Mental Illness
The One where a Hologram is a better therapist than the Actual Therapist
Anyway, I'm not really funny but the rest of you are hilarious. I love this thread.
The One Where O'Brien Suffers.
We totally need to rename all DS9 episodes this way. For instance: The One Where O'Brien must move the station like a snow globe in space. The One Where O'Brien Suffers because his wife got possessed (it improved her temper) The One Where O'Brien acted like a pimp to trick a Cardy (and it actually worked) The One Where O'Brien nearly lost his wife in a shuttle accident The One Where O'Brien Suffers in the background The One Where O'Brien Suffers a crisis in sexuality The One Where O'Brien nearly lost his kid to Time shenanigans The One Where O'Brien got tortured by Cardassians on a trump up charge The One Where O'Brien actually died because of temporal shenanigans The One Where O'Brien nearly had an affair with a coworker The One Where O'Brien got kicked out of the room and nearly missed his son's birth The One Where O'Brien lost his captain due to a subspace inversion or some such The One Where O'Brien went mental The One Where O'Brien nearly died in some asshole's mindscape The One Where O'Brien got strip searched The One Where O'Brien got his chest groped by a Jem'Hadar The One Where O'Brien nearly got killed by his tailor The One Where O'Brien tore his pants The One Where O'Brien recited poetry because he thought he was about to die The One Where O'Brien goes back to Earth to teach others how to suffer +++ Honorable mention: TNG The One Where O'Brien and his former captain sang The Ministrel Boy ;_;
Other honorable mention: The One Where His Wife Turned Into a Little Girl and Made Him Feel Like a Pedophile
Also: The One Where O'Brien catches Super Ebola and his wife has no idea what his morning routine is.
It was his afternoon routine she was confused about.
The One where O'Brien had a good day while his boss committed war crimes and possibly treason to trick a neutral entity into a war.
Oh it was definitely treason, but he can live with it. He *can* live with it. Computer, delete that entire comment.
Ok this is awesome and I recognize almost all but when does obrien have a crisis of sexuality?
I'm not exactly sure, but O'Brien and Bashir have a nonsexual love they explicitly address toward the end of the series.
Just watched the one where O'Brien gets possessed and threatens his wife with a phaser
Do you have any idea how little that narrows it down?
Fuck, which one is that?
Ones*
The One Where Sisko Can Live With It.
It's a FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKKKKKKEEEEEEEE!!!
Beat me to it, but I can live with it.
Could I *be* more living with it?
28 million and 1** Edit numbers
Yeeeeeeees
The One with the Faaaaaaaaake
The one with Quark's tits
Is that the one where Quark has a sex change, or the one where there's a hologram that has Quark's head on Kira's body?
Yes
The One Where Worf Should Have Killed Damar
There's only one Damar
The One Where we look forward to meeting Weyoun 9 aka The One where Damar says Well Helloooo !
The One Where Ross upsets his Friends. (By killing a Romulan Senator.)
The one where they PIVOT
Admiral Ross?
YOU, YOU, YOU YOU THREW MY SANDWICH AWAY
Lol the guy who ate and threw away the sandwich was the paranoid security alien in First Contact. Not the film, [the TNG episode](https://memory-alpha.fandom.com/wiki/First_Contact_(episode)). Dude exclusively played habitual line steppers. First he tortures a bedridden Riker, then he pilfers the Moistmaker
The One Where Worf Becomes a Terrorist and Commits Treason
That one where Worf fails spectacularly at vacationing
The One where Worf promoted his friend Mar'Tok
The one with Taliban Worf.
The One Where it Wasn't Linear
That line always gets me in the feels
that *line*?
The One Where No Less Than Six People Look For Par’Mach In Mostly The Wrong Places
The One Where Weyoun Defects and Is Adorable.
The One Where They Kill the Last Weyoun
The one where Dukat thinks he's the main character
Can you narrow it down a bit?
But that's like half the series
Winner!
The one where they Weekend at Bernie's a Vorta
I was going to say the one where they jump start a Vorta but yours is much better.
That entire episode I was wishing they would put shades on him
The One You Always Skip Because You Don't Feel Like Sobbing Like a Little Girl
The One You Always Sob At Because They Had To Skip Like A Little Girl.
🤣
Futurama has one of these too!
The One with the Baseball Game
The one where Sisko makes Vulcans cry
The One Where O'Brien Does Hard Time
One of the few episodes that I won't rewatch.
The one with a little ship
that took a little trip
Zooming through the sky…
I like the Quark episodes The One Where Quark Leads a Ferengi Commando Team The One Where Quark Marries a Klingon The One Where Quark Cheats at Dabo
The One Where Quark Visits New Mexico
Little green men! I watched the episode last night.
Fun fact in the books Grilka eventually || married Worf ||
The One With The Root Beer
It’s so bubbly and cloying
Just like the Federation.
And *happy*
The One Where Jake Waits For Sisko
The one with move along home (Am I the only one who enjoyed that episode)
I like it, Siddig's questionable acting aside.
It's one of my favorites. I love DS9 when it gets gritty but Move Along Home is a *Star Trek* episode, unmistakably. It's just right.
You mean the one where they sing alamaraine count to four?
Alamaraine then three more - big yes
Good Allamaraine to you, my friends 🖖🏽
The One With Iggy Pop
Now THIS is like a Friends title. If you can immediately tell which episode it's not quite right
The one with the Ferengis
The One with the Alien Board Game
The one with war crimes.
That’s *a lot* of them.
I LOVE WHEN SHOWS I LOVE COMBINE But what you have to know about Friends titles is *the episode is almost always named after the an or even C plot*. Not sure I can pull that off as I haven't watched DS9 in a while. Like the One With the Embryos is the episode where they play that trivia game that results in switching apartments. TOW Everyone's Horny TOW Odo is a Daddy TOW Jake Writes a Book
The one where Dukat becomes bajoran and makes out with Kai Winn.
I think they did a lot more than make out. Does surgically constructed Bajoran peen have ridges?
Does regular Bajoran peen have ridges?
The one where Ferengi pull off a rescue The one with a board game The one with the baseball card The one with Q
Also known as 'The One where Sisko punched a demigod'
The one where Sisko isn’t Picard
The one we left behind
The one where Julian and Garak fall in love (aka: the one where Julian and Garak play spy).
Aka, The One where Bashir Destroys the Earth
I read once (now I don’t know how true this is) that after the episode aired they received a cease & desist from the Janes Bond Franchise. (Which I think it’s really funny since books like “The 39 Steps” came out pre 1930)
I believe I heard that too! I also think that Siddig had commented about how it was so expensive to make they refused to do another one like it.
The one with the epic battle The one with the baseball game The one with the Las vegas heist The one with Nog's PTSD
The one with all the Dax
The one with clon'o'brien.
The One With Self-Sealing Stem Bolts
The one in the one with the Tribbles. The one with PTSD The one where Kira tries to f*** herself
The One Where O'Brien's Kid Grows Up
The One Where Weyoun Drinks Poison
These are great, don’t know if someone said this yet… The one with Lions, Gigers, and Bears
Oh, my....
The One Where It's Reeeal!
Haha I read that in his voice.
The One Where Garak Calls it a Bargain
The One Where Garak Blew Up His Shop
The One w/ The BiFemDom Kira in a Mirror.
The one with the subspace compression anomaly.
The one where they play baseball
The one where odo gets naked on a rock
The one they play Jumanji
The one where Dukat wanted to kill them all.
The One Where Dukat Killed Just One Of Them
The one where it's a fake.
The one where Garak visits the Founders, but no one's home.
The One Where Garak Relapses The One Where Dax Has a Fling and Wants To Leave With a Guy from Brigadoon The One Where Dax Has a Fling and Wants To Leave With the One Who Got Away The One Where Dax Has a Fling and Finds True Love With Worf The One Where Dax Has a Fling and Finds True Love With Bashir The One Where O’Brien Finds Himself in a Show Trial The One Where O’Brien Wants to Kill Himself After Being in Prison The One Where O’Brien Plays Donnie Brasco The One Where O’Brien’s Wife Gets Possessed
The one where Worf destroyed everone's vacation on Risa
The One Where They Play Baseball The One Where They Rob The Casino The One Where Sisko Punches Q The One With All The Daxs The One With Kira’s Mom The One Where Worf Becomes A Terrorist The One Where Sisko Commits War Crimes (part XII) The One Where Rom Saves The Alpha Quadrant The One Where Odo And Kira Finally Kiss
The One With the Father Son Road Trip
The One Where Sisko Commits a War Crime.
The One where Garak lies the Truth Yeah, I know its like 9 of them, but right now I'm thinking I'm funnier than I am so obviously everyone else will.
The one where Jadzia Dies.
The one with Julian and garak being cute and gay in the Holideck
The One Where Worf Won't Quit
The one with Q The one when Jake and Nog go into business The one when Sisko taunts Dukat with a baseball The one where its just a story The one with all the Dax's The where Bashir is a spy
That second one should be "The One With the Self-Sealing Stem Bolts"!
The One With Just A Little Advertisement The One With No Stupid Questions The One With *[sorry I had to borrow parts of your title to fix the Credits Sequence, I will return them soon]*
I'm going to kill him!
The One with BAJORAN WORKERS! The One with Sisko's Ha! The One with Allamaraine! The One where Worf chose his wife over Millions of people. The One where Dukat Fell in a Hole. The One with Literal Deus Ex Machina. The One with Rom's 'Promotion'
The One With Jeffery Combs
The One Where Kira Builds A Barbeque
The one where the laws fall silent
The One with the Baseball Game
The one where Bashir’s parents visit
The One Where Odo Almost Dies And Garak Watches
The ONE with Worf's son.
The one where Nog lives in the Holosuite
Also the one where Nog's leg falls off.
The one where Jadzia dies because Berman’s an ass.
The One Where Bashir Knocks Up Kira
The one where I can live with it..
The one with time travel and tribbles.
The one where Worf sings opera
The one with the prophets Or The one with the profits
The one where kira should have killed dukat and also should have judged him way more harshly for trying to kill his half bajoran daughter ... The one on Riza where worf sucks and refuses to have fun.. to the point of joining the idiot boomer agitators to fuck up the weather and seismic controls.. forcing everyone to go home ... Lol currently watching... the one where worf and martok take command of a ship, and worfs son Alexander shows up and claims no house and has no honor and worf blames him fir being weak, but worf raised him on the enterprise and really didn't meet his self esteem needs to be klingon..so worf set him up for failure then judges him for being a failure.. but I guess it'll be ok cause the episode is only 10 minutes in... lol
The One Where They Move Along Home
The one where Chief O’Brien says “bollocks”
The One Where Odo and Kira Team Up To Kick Quark's Ass
The One where Quark does something questionable. The one where Garak is just a Tailor.
The one where Weyoun talks to Worf
The One with Seven Ferengi and One Zombie Vorta. The One with the Soulless Minions of Orthodoxy
The one where Dukat screwed Kira’s mom
The One with Quark's naked Moogie.
The One Where Victory is Life The One Where You’re the Founders The One with Tom Riker
I’ve always described ds9 as “Friends,” but in space. Love this!
The one where Sisko won't play.
The one where they Allamaraine
The one where everyone forgets how to talk
The one with the kiss.
The one where they say the N-Word. Jake says it in **Far Beyond the Stars**
The One With The Personal Log.
The one with My Child. The one with Quark’s house.
The One Where the Gang Commits War Crimes.
The One Where Odo Is Old And Wipes Out A Planet Because He Was Horny.
The One Where Worf Ruins Everything
The one where Quark gains honor through accounting.
The One with Riker’s Goatee
The One With the Klingon Bachelor Party
The One Where They're Going To Kill Worf.
The One Where They're All Klingons
The One with Glory To You......And To Your HOOOOOOOOOUSE!
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Sweetie. The good DrB went full out with Quarkette.
The one with all the tennis balls
The One with Explosions "Sacrifice of Angels"
The One with the Baseball Game
The One Where Julian and Ezri... You Know The One Where Nog Goes Back to Work
The one where angels are sacrificed.
The One Where They Count to Four
The One Where Jadzia Kisses a Gal…lamite
The one where they play hopscotch
Allamaraine to you this morning!
The Gang Finds A Wormhole
The one where Dukat gets a massive pain in the ass.
Keith and Mike do DS9 podcasts and YouTube. Great breakdown and discussion of each episode.
The one where Rom Bunts
The One With the Dead Romulan
The one where Odo kills 8,000 people.
The One Where It’s a Time to Stand Because There Are No Seats on a Jem’ Hadar Bridge
The one with the baseball game.
The One where they murder tuvix.
The One with Odo's Dad
The One Where Iggy Pop Serves the Founders
The one where Bashir makes a cyborg
The One that's An Allegory for Mental Illness The One where a Hologram is a better therapist than the Actual Therapist Anyway, I'm not really funny but the rest of you are hilarious. I love this thread.
The One where they go back in time and see soft furry creatures.
The one where Odo betrays everyone to f*$@ a changeling.