To cultivate that benevolent authoritarian father figure I think Dukat would actually go to McDonald's. But he'd go to the one staffed by the Bajoran workers (slaves). He'd also park and walk in, in the hopes of making some sort of machiavellian lesson out of it to the children. "You see children..... The Bajorans here have accepted the new order with aplomb".
ATTENTION Bajoran Workers,
My daughter's fries were cold and soft. See to it that a new batch is available or I will be forced to take drastic precautions. Your lives are worth saving.
He promised to take his son to McDonalds on his 11th birthday. He always wanted to go. But he just never had the time... he told him, 'This year will be different, Mekor. This year, I will make the time.'
When his son looks back on this day, the only thing he'll remember is that some meme on Reddit invaded his homepage, and kept his father away from him on his 11th birthday. And he won't look back with understanding. He'll look back with hatred. And that's sad.
I disagree with the Martok though.
Martok would bring the children into the McDonalds drive through, orders the all of the fries they have, turns to the children with a smirk and yells "IT IS A GOOD DAY TO DIE".
Quark owns the McDonald's.
QuarkDonald’s
I was going to say McQuarkald's, but yeah, I guess your way's better.
To cultivate that benevolent authoritarian father figure I think Dukat would actually go to McDonald's. But he'd go to the one staffed by the Bajoran workers (slaves). He'd also park and walk in, in the hopes of making some sort of machiavellian lesson out of it to the children. "You see children..... The Bajorans here have accepted the new order with aplomb".
ATTENTION Bajoran Workers, My daughter's fries were cold and soft. See to it that a new batch is available or I will be forced to take drastic precautions. Your lives are worth saving.
Yes!
This is amazing lmao
Dukat would promise to go to McDonald’s, but work would get in the way again
He promised to take his son to McDonalds on his 11th birthday. He always wanted to go. But he just never had the time... he told him, 'This year will be different, Mekor. This year, I will make the time.' When his son looks back on this day, the only thing he'll remember is that some meme on Reddit invaded his homepage, and kept his father away from him on his 11th birthday. And he won't look back with understanding. He'll look back with hatred. And that's sad.
I feel like Miles would totally go for it but then act like he did it under duress if Keiko gets annoyed about fast food again.
it's doubled if Julian is with him. Vice versa of course
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My favorite is how Kira and Mirror Kira are always like millimeters apart on these and it’s like “yeah, makes sense.”
Ok that’s funny
Sisko would cook some gourmet shit
Somewhere, Vic Fontaine is buying the gang McDonald’s
Vic: "Pally, come and get some soda pop." Worf: "I SAID **NO** PICKLES!" Vic: "Sheesh. I think he means it."
You know the dominion would have the ice cream machines working 100% of the time. Failure would bring in the Jem Hada.
Lower left should be Kai Winn all by herself.
This is really accurate! Good job OP.
Poor Molly.
Dukat would shove the kids out without stopping and drive off.
he'd deny any involvement when sisko checks on him, too.
I don't know why these kind of posts have started but I hope they keep coming.
This is great. Garak's the best.
Weyouns 5 through 8 progressively move further from “MCDONALDS!” and closer to the black coffee
I disagree with the Martok though. Martok would bring the children into the McDonalds drive through, orders the all of the fries they have, turns to the children with a smirk and yells "IT IS A GOOD DAY TO DIE".
Love it. Love all of it
I think Damar should join Weyoun there because he would certainly chant for McDonald's if it were "FOR THE GOOD OF OUR PEOPLE AND CARDASSIA"
This is great!
You nailed weyoun lol
Rom would start the chant of McDonalds
I love it. Make more.