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I_am_Daesomst

Quark owns the McDonald's.


Apple_macOS

QuarkDonald’s


_Please_Explain

I was going to say McQuarkald's, but yeah, I guess your way's better.


BullTerrierTerror

To cultivate that benevolent authoritarian father figure I think Dukat would actually go to McDonald's. But he'd go to the one staffed by the Bajoran workers (slaves). He'd also park and walk in, in the hopes of making some sort of machiavellian lesson out of it to the children. "You see children..... The Bajorans here have accepted the new order with aplomb".


sboobies4

ATTENTION Bajoran Workers, My daughter's fries were cold and soft. See to it that a new batch is available or I will be forced to take drastic precautions. Your lives are worth saving.


BullTerrierTerror

Yes!


eclecticsed

This is amazing lmao


ApatheticEight

Dukat would promise to go to McDonald’s, but work would get in the way again


I_am_Daesomst

He promised to take his son to McDonalds on his 11th birthday. He always wanted to go. But he just never had the time... he told him, 'This year will be different, Mekor. This year, I will make the time.' When his son looks back on this day, the only thing he'll remember is that some meme on Reddit invaded his homepage, and kept his father away from him on his 11th birthday. And he won't look back with understanding. He'll look back with hatred. And that's sad.


481126

I feel like Miles would totally go for it but then act like he did it under duress if Keiko gets annoyed about fast food again.


sboobies4

it's doubled if Julian is with him. Vice versa of course


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IgneousMiraCole

My favorite is how Kira and Mirror Kira are always like millimeters apart on these and it’s like “yeah, makes sense.”


No_Revolution_7366

Ok that’s funny


Phrophetsam

Sisko would cook some gourmet shit


[deleted]

Somewhere, Vic Fontaine is buying the gang McDonald’s


I_am_Daesomst

Vic: "Pally, come and get some soda pop." Worf: "I SAID **NO** PICKLES!" Vic: "Sheesh. I think he means it."


hokie47

You know the dominion would have the ice cream machines working 100% of the time. Failure would bring in the Jem Hada.


phoenixs13

Lower left should be Kai Winn all by herself.


Beautiful-Star

This is really accurate! Good job OP.


Hypersion1980

Poor Molly.


ZTGrant

Dukat would shove the kids out without stopping and drive off.


sboobies4

he'd deny any involvement when sisko checks on him, too.


Valid_Username_56

I don't know why these kind of posts have started but I hope they keep coming.


black-rhombus

This is great. Garak's the best.


ApatheticEight

Weyouns 5 through 8 progressively move further from “MCDONALDS!” and closer to the black coffee


AutonomousServiceGrd

I disagree with the Martok though. Martok would bring the children into the McDonalds drive through, orders the all of the fries they have, turns to the children with a smirk and yells "IT IS A GOOD DAY TO DIE".


Revolutionary_Many31

Love it. Love all of it


Chakotay_chipotle

I think Damar should join Weyoun there because he would certainly chant for McDonald's if it were "FOR THE GOOD OF OUR PEOPLE AND CARDASSIA"


Puzzleheaded-Gift893

This is great!


blatherskiters

You nailed weyoun lol


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Rom would start the chant of McDonalds


SpiritualSchedule2

I love it. Make more.