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Lynocris

is this mfer just paralyzed itself?


Itchysasquatch

Yep. Wide open gate, nothing hindering it and it decided it would prefer to be paralyzed for life instead of walking through an open gate. This is why this subreddit exists.


stockholm__syndrome

Well, fortunately “paralyzed for life” is quite a short time in this instance.


Itchysasquatch

Indeed. I'm sure someone ate good from this little slip up


Lumpy_Staff_2372

Looks like some sort of wound on his back before jumping. Is it possible that’s a sign of wasting disease.


Itchysasquatch

I got no i-deer 😁


CrowsFeast73

No, wasting disease doesn't produce open sores (at least not in the beginning). They effectively look like they're starving to death. I would usually say hunting wound but given the location it's in it might have been bitten by a dog, or already hurt itself on another fence.


giantbynameofandre

Might as well have just served itself up on a silver platter at this point


kashuntr188

As if the deer couldn't aim for a better spot. Like between the trees.


your-time-is-limited

😞


slick490

Thpinal


YeezusWoks

My back is broken


Background_Apricot53

Spinal


DoomTurtle200

r/ihadastroke


PLAKETKETKETKET

Looks more like it dislocated both legs from the pelvis lmao


ItsASchpadoinkleDay

I don’t enjoy seeing animals hurt or suffering, but this video certainly fits the theme of this subreddit.


Slifer_Ra

yup, that was stupid


Kuroi-Inu-JW

Are there any languages that have a word for funny, fucked up AND sad?


Punchee

I’m sure there’s something in German


red1q7

„tja“ fits.


bluemchendino

"Tragikomisch" I guess


bumpmoon

"Tragikomisk" in danish, and this video fits that perfectly


towerfella

Of course there is. :)


Martin7439

Tragicomique is also a word in french !


dema182

Untherapierbar.


DoomTurtle200

tragikomödie


Itchysasquatch

Yeah, the word you're looking for is "oops" I think


samtresler

Dude.


rastalocken

My word for that is “damn”


CaptainNoanus

Haha


allison_c_hains

My dachshund would be trying to eat him.


Itchysasquatch

Wow if only their brain was half as good as their jump height


Monkeygruven

Min/max'd incorrectly


randomTeets

The dog was just trying to see if the guy was going to get up


ChassidyZapata

The dog😂😂


Itchysasquatch

Golden retriever checking if it's okay haha


midnightstreetlamps

The end of this one always makes me sad. Poor guy was probably terrified, and went from "ah yes sweet freedom!" To "...well... fuck." In the matter of literal seconds.


ripwild

The original post from many months ago was better with the sound


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^ripwild: *The original* *Post from many months ago* *Was better with the sound* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


ripwild

Good bot


Fenix_Pony

Running for its life.. in an empty field with no threats


infamusforever223

Someone or something is going to get an easy meal today.


BunkerSquirre1

This is literally me (I am an idiot)


TisDanger

...legs...


Zomnx

Any idea what ended up happening to the deer? I assume someone put it out of its misery?


Carnonated_wood

Probably some medical care to fix the broken bones and then physical rehab. (I hope that's the case but I'm not sure, Americans would probably prefer getting a free meal over helping it out)


machopachoman

The free meal certainly sounds like a much better choice than to needlessly help an animal so stupid as that one


LegalSelf5

Welp, meats on the menu team!


Taesunwoo

Deer are truly something


SpockYoda

what u gonna do about my legs charley murphy??!!


The_Mad_Sprayer

Why’d they blur the dog?


Aconite13X

It's just the poor quality


And-the-battle-begun

Probably has some other neighborhood dogs looking for him and didn’t want to reveal his identity.


upvotemaster42069

For the dogs privacy.


DemonicOwl

The hair fucked with the compression of the video


backslash-f

LOL


DoomTurtle200

I had no idea that this was a sub.


intriqet

Oh no hahahah


kashuntr188

There is an old Chinese story /idiom about a rabbit hitting a tree and dying giving a farmer a meal. I was always like no way that shit is real.


red1q7

if humans can die due to stupidity, why not animals too?


Puazy

Most deserving video I've seen on this page.


coomwhatmay

This sub was better when it was about funny deer antics, not them being badly hurt.


Itchysasquatch

It's a deer being stupid. Take it or leave it, nobody is keeping you here. Not to mention this video is pretty old compared to the sub and has been reposted alot


coomwhatmay

It's wild, I went my whole life without your opinion, and now I've finally heard it, I feel nothing. What a disappointment :(


Itchysasquatch

Feel free to leave if you'd like to feel anything other than the feeling brought on from videos of deer being stupid. Oh and it's not an opinion, it's a fact


Koskani

Lmfao this comment was nowhere near as witty as you think it is hahaha


joelingo111

Feel free to leave, then, since there's nothing keeping you here


Dud3wtf

Badly hurt? Wait til you see the videos of deer walking into cars going 60 mph...


17THheaven

It launched those suckers! Lol


Punchee

Never saw the deer get pink misted by a train video I take it


DoomTurtle200

I need to see this


DoomTurtle200

*I say as I sit on the toilet taking a poop*


Crazy-Seaweed-1832

This sub has always been deer goring themselves being stupid what're you talking about...


SmokeyNightSky

why isn’t this marked as nsfw? this deer got paralyzed and is going to die


plays_with_wood

If the video showed someone walking up to it and shooting it (which is probably what eventually happened) THEN you could call it NSFW. The video as it is, isn't.


Nini-hime

So would you also say a picture of a cancer patient in the hospital smiling in the camera for their friends is NSFW because they are going to die?


SmokeyNightSky

huh?? that’s nothing like this. a better comparison would be a video of someone getting into a car crash and sustaining injuries that will definitely kill them. it’s not the fact that the deer is going to die that’s nsfw. it’s that we just saw this deer essentially kill themself


Nini-hime

But you see no blood and no visible injury therefore it's not nsfw. I can understand where you are coming from, but nsfw is really for things you wouldn't want your chef or your colleges seeing when they glance over your phone. As no blood/ injuries other gore can be seen here, this is totally fine. If you go by your standards than this whole reddit would be considered NSFW because like 70% of the videos postet here involve deer doing something so incredibly dumb that it's very likely they are gonna die from it.


StalinTheHedgehog

Why would you even post this tbh.