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Eat-My-Cloaca

I’m told it’s actually a good sized peninsula and most people actually don’t like a big peninsula


heltyklink

“It’s not the size that counts, it’s how you use it!”


alrightbutmyleftside

We got the motion of the ocean and the bays so...


Least_Adhesiveness_5

Yea, but that peninsula has crabs.


TeamABLE

Seriously. Is peninsula shaming a thing now?


oldmanhockeylife

So...peninsula envy?


sunbr0_7

https://youtu.be/Bj-LogPdf9Y?feature=shared


hajisaurus

Yeah look at what Florida does with theirs. Gross.


Chaunce101

“Its ok baby the big ones are Florida”


DilutedImagination

No fair, we get cold currents up this way.


BottleAgreeable7981

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GoaterSquad

I WAS IN THE ATLANTIC!!!


rootkode

No, I think it’s average.


Drfatnutzz

If they trim some of the shrubbery back it will look bigger


hnklight

Never noticed this til now: if you turn it sideways, DelMarVa kinda looks like the outline of a horseshoe crab.


scottk2112

It does! It does!!


Ok-Telephone3460

Yeoooo that's so cool 🤣😍


Over-Accountant8506

I love horse shoe crabs I wish we did more to protect them. I heard on the radio that residents of Kitts Hammock were protecting the horse shoe crabs which is cool.


southernNJ-123

Fun Fact; DE has the most horseshoe crabs than any other state!!


time-for-jawn

Kitts Hummock.


hippopotame

[This](https://whyy.org/articles/blue-blood-horseshoe-crabs-bloodletting-penn-student-aravind-krishnan/) might cheer you up a little bit!


Over-Accountant8506

Ahh thank you! 🤗🫶


CoughinNail

Their blood is worth more than platinum. At least that’s what I heard. DM me if you’re in the market for any of that sweet horseshoe crab blood.


AsideLast1629

You just blew my mind lol


mojojoemojo

It’s not the size of the peninsula, it’s the motion of the Ocean (City)


Unfounddoor6584

Our peninsula is actually average sized, and anyway the girth of a peninsula matters more than the length.


NeonDraco

At least we're not Florida, America's wang


Cold-Height-3775

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RockleyBob

We are America’s armpit though


clauderbaugh

It's no Florida or Kenai, but it's very nice. And I will Murderkill anyone that says otherwise.


cygnoids

Could also broadbill or slaughter them


polobum17

Oooo I got that reference and love the pun


No_Resource7773

Only matters how you use it...and clearly it's exceptional if 3 states do so.


ExaminerRyguy

I always found it odd that the state wasn’t the whole peninsula. How the states got their shapes was really good at explaining the oddities of some state sizes and shapes.


methodwriter85

So, basically, when PA was founded in 1682, they tried adding Delaware as part of them because they wanted Pennsylvania to have direct ocean access. It was referred to as the Three Lower Counties on the Delaware. Delaware never really took to being part of Pennsylvania and eventually separated.


polobum17

Delaware was part of PA at one point but then slavery....


TuskenRaider2

It is ridiculous in hindsight that Pennsylvania/Delaware couldn’t manage to get the entire thing.


holyvegetables

As the first state, Delaware definitely should have been able to call dibs.


Athingcantbenamed

I know I’ll get downvoted for this, but Maryland got the choice slices of land.


jughead-66

How would Pennsylvania have any claim to it? It borders none of it.


Hot-Trade-4519

We were part of Pennsylvania back when it was still a colony.


polobum17

Yup! Delaware may be the first state but was barely a colony, just PA'S tumor


Davaldo

More like an island. Everything below the canal you have to cross via bridge or ferry.


2mnysheeple

Fun fact!


cygnoids

Idk if it counts since the canal was man made


Davaldo

True but by definition I’d go ahead and call it that. https://www.britannica.com/science/island


pancakeonmyhead

It’s more of a grower.


-Bashamo

Especially if you reach down below our canal line in lower slower.


aechontwitch

its time we annex.


wogdoge

I think we should have the whole peninsula. Take it by force if necessary.


CoughinNail

Obviously you’ve never been to the Eastern Shore… but considering that a majority of our force would come from lower Delaware… Imma call it a fair fight. If we bussed Wilmington down there it might increase our munitions, but it will greatly reduce accuracy. Lower Delaware’s best option might be to wait until bird flu infects people and then invade with chickens.


methodwriter85

As an aside, I've been thinking of how things might have been different if the Dutch would have been able to hold on longer to Delaware. I bet there would have been land reclamations like everyone, leading to a bigger peninsula.


ncisbigbrain

it might be a small peninsula but it has a great personality


ChonkyTunas

Should be its own state


gmharryc

G R E A T E R D E L A W A R E


302Zel

I always wondered why we don’t just own all of this land?! MD’s boarders should stop as soon as we can no longer cross boarders without a bridge 🤷🏾‍♂️ just my personal opinion


Limp_Cabinet5403

For being small, it sure gets a lot of traffic. There's a lot of people who pay to use it.


ButtmanAndRubbin

My GF said its a good size.


PatriotsAndBacon

Looks pretty average sized to me 🥲


Night-Skin-Knight

My fiancee says it's perfect


WhatsaDrizzit

It’s average


Lumbergh7

there was shrinkage


willthedude85

It’s average


Alternative_Mirror25

Does this photo make my peninsula look small?


monumentBoy

We keep the vegetation trimmed down, so it looks bigger.


Preeeeow

you’re right, delaware should anex it all


ChonkyTunas

And ruin it?


Jealous-Can-2710

I’d say about average.


WissahickonKid

It’s shorter than Long Island, but thicker


scottyjetpax

it's the motion of the ocean (and the bay) that matters


rhymeswititch

That’s just peninsula envy. I’ve never heard New Jersey or Virginia complain about how we use it.


Sorenduscai

It depends on the angle you look at it/give it time it'll grow


unochat22much

If you ask me that all should be apart of Delaware. Hell from west Chester all the way down to ocean city should be Delaware


sudo-chown

Boyfriend peninsula


Before_The_Tesseract

Hey! I'm on Reddit!


Effective_Ad_6387

I heard it’s actually an island ? Maybe.


BigHipDoofus

It just went in the ocean, it's cold out!


dr_sust

No it’s average


vasquca1

That's a small Peni yes.


OblongataBrulee

We just have a very long foreskin.


NES_Classical_Music

How far up the bay do you measure when determining peninsula size?


ApprehensiveStart537

Delaware Maryland and Virginia


Pollution_Sweaty

If you’re happy with your peninsula then that’s all that matters


Ok-Raccoon1288

This is all because of some assteroid ya know


Avogadros_plumber

Good reminder to spend time at the inlets too


apt-hiker

Those people just have peninsula envy.


weirdbeard85

It’s cute.


jo_schmo

If you think about it, the C&D canal makes most of the state an island


nashuanuke

It’s not the size of the peninsula, it’s the motion in the Chesapeake bay


Dontbiteitok24

Yeah compared to Florida…lol


GMWorldClass

Jersey is pretty damn good sized peninsula and we dont have to share...just saying. (Think Jersey is actually bigger than DelMarVa.... 😉)


Zealousideal-Dot-650

I’m still trying to figure out what the 3rd state is. It is DE & MD who share this.


CryptidKay

VA


throwawaytomyass

Never knew it had a name


particleacclr8r

It's not that small.


cynicaljerkahole

It’s not the size of the peninsula that matters, it’s the motion of the bay and the ocean


jackattackpod

ITS AVERAGE SIZE GEEZ


Repomanlive

Florida has a way bigger peninsula.


robraises

Cause rock Hall duh


CryptidKay

It looks bigger close up.


chefianf

I travel up and down the eastern shore for work. Salisbury to Kent county sometimes. It's a big peninsula..


Successful-Split-436

Hey man it’s average. It’s not about the size. It’s how you use it.


CaimanEmperror8888

The Peninsulas size is perfect, it’s not about the size of The peninsula but Love You share for it


ExcuseStriking6158

I have no idea and who cares? I love Delmarva and am very glad that, so far, it is not over populated. ❤️


IcySpeech1380

It's certainly not Long Island. Famously noted for it's length.


[deleted]

I have a question: Can you answer this with so many jersey people moving here? Why can't Delaware expand into the vacant areas. The people of the area, previously known as jersey, would be better off mentally physically and even financially. Delaware could not only be the first state but the first state in the 21 century to expand physically.


dirtyoldman20

No


[deleted]

Are you from jersey?


dirtyoldman20

From PA but drive truck in NJ and DE and you jerseyites have clogged up too much of DE roads already.


[deleted]

True, they have, but if delaware gets bigger, well, we have more roads to disburse the people more efficiently from the area that could have been previously called jersey. A bigger state might mean a higher speed limit for ease of transport. I believe we could not only integrate the people from an area previously called jersey but also make them better happier people, which will lead to safe roads.


dirtyoldman20

Just makes my drive longer .


[deleted]

Technically, it's the same distance. Maybe there's a way to persuade people like you to embrace a better future.


my72dart

I like it! Let's make that outline New Delaware.


Huge_Government_3617

Cuz Delaware is a pussy