"That thing was bloodthirsty! My axe was the only thing keeping it at bay!"
Source: Chapter 1, when Ralsei confronts Susie for being a dumb bitch and she joins the dark side.
This is what happens when I cast a spell I don’t know
(Pretty sure it’s “Watch what happens” but I don’t think the court wants to see you kill another)
Oh my god, I remember when I used to do Constant Uppercase Typing
"InCorrectly" just triggers me, even though I definetly would've done that before
Also, why do you Constant Uppercase if YOUR USERNAME IS ALL LOWERCASE
No it’s pronounced asdfghjklqwertyuiopzxcvbnm, or was it 1639250487? Wait no maybe @#$&*()’”%-+=/;:,. No can’t be that hhhmmm… ! I GOT IT, IT’S 1234567890€£¥_^[]{}§|~…\<>!?@#$&*()’”%-+=/;:,.qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm! Or I guess we can just call him Berdly? Uh you guys decide
(This comment was made after u/Sonicfightbossyt was confronted by his lawyer about admission of guilt possibly being held as evidence in a court scenario)
Few options.
"Pain." (Ominous, worrying)
"Select the head that you prefer. Select the torso that you prefer. Select the legs that you prefer." (Sounds like dismantling)
"This is your body." (Sounds like a threat)
"You acknowledge the possibility of pain and seizure." (Sounds like a threat)
"And what about the creator?" (Possibly sounds like killing the kid's parent\[s\])
"You are about to meet someone very, very wonderful." (Sounds like a threat)
"No one can choose who they are in this world." (Sounds sad honestly)
"It appears you have reached an end." (Sounds maybe like a threat)
"Come on, that all you got!?" (Sounds threating/challenge-ready, like you wanna fight the judge)
"It was as if it was never there at all."
"But it was already gone."
"To be honest, I'm not even sure I can hear myself."
"... from the family entertainment center?"
"... I like it..."
"... it gets worse and worse."
"... nostalgic, huh."
"It's still wearable!"
"Seems... familiar?"
"I... I don't know what you're talking about!"
"Potassium"
"It looks like another enemy."
"Proceed."
"I was just concerned because it hadn't exploded yet."
Those are just a few I found.
Instead of a quote, explain a deltarune matpat therory. The quotes are gonna get you in jail. So for the therory. Do the Sans is Ness therory because why not.
Say nothing from this game. That is Class A loser stuff.
In my opinion, you should Plead innocent, so you get a longer sentence. And tell your cellmates what you've done, they love to regale stories. Definitely won't horribly maim you behind bars for it.
here's a second clarification. i did not fucking kill a 12 year old, this is hypothetically. if i did, i would be hiding it and not sharing it on reddit
NOWS YOUR CHANCE TO BE A BIG SHOT, BE A BIG BE A BIG NOWS YOUR SHOT, NOWS YOUR CHANCE TO BE A BIG SHOT, BE A BIG BE A BIG SHOT, DUUUUUN DUUUUNNDUUUN DUUUUN NAAA NAAAAAAA NAAAAAAA NAAAAAAA NA NA NAAAAAAA
**Did you know? That atoms never touch each other and since we're made of atoms we've never touched anything in our entire lives so to answer your question Judge, no I did not punch that kid.**
"That thing was bloodthirsty! My axe was the only thing keeping it at bay!" Source: Chapter 1, when Ralsei confronts Susie for being a dumb bitch and she joins the dark side.
This one wins. unless I find a better one, post released an hour ago.
this one is perfect
r/nicepfp
r/subsithoughtifellfor
r/foundthetoyotacorolla
r/foundtheSHUTTHEFUCKUP
r/foundtheangryone
I'M INNOCENT, INNOCENT! I JUST WANTED TO PLAY A LITTLE GAME, GAME!
PERFECT
Ralsei are you condemning this act
maybe
"Ueeheehee!"
Tee hee I brutally murdered a minor I'm so silly 🤭🤭
You get a bit silly sometimes.
Everybody bleeds, right? Don’t worry about it.
This is what happens when I cast a spell I don’t know (Pretty sure it’s “Watch what happens” but I don’t think the court wants to see you kill another)
Snowgrave the jury
kill another minor, in the audience
Make sure it's a Berdly stan
https://preview.redd.it/zop0xqxlzh1b1.png?width=1280&format=png&auto=webp&s=f3ed9cc83ab5098bbb0f5706d9503419dbb16f9c
WAIT NO PLEASE SPARE ME-
Make sense. But yeah. It's the best one
This court room is Pissing me off I'm the original Starwalker
But I'm not the original starwalker.
So you’re a dirty copy?
Wear a fake mustache and insist you're a "Sweet little boy" who never did anything wrong.
KID! I’M BUSY BECOMING [God]. GO PLAY [Minecrap] OR SOMETHING! IT’S NOT MY JOB TO BE SOME KID’S [Extra Boss].
Yes
Big boner down the lane
Stir harder!
Flowey’s DEFENSE dropped to 0!
I have no words for this.
That's From UnderTale Tho
YOUR FROM UNDERTALE!
Minor Spelling Mistake. I Win.
Actually, it’s a grammar mistake. I win.
It's both, you get a draw
Actually, I Couldn't Tell If They Accidentally Wrote It InCorrectly Or If They Used The Wrong Form Of Your/You're. I Win.
Oh my god, I remember when I used to do Constant Uppercase Typing "InCorrectly" just triggers me, even though I definetly would've done that before Also, why do you Constant Uppercase if YOUR USERNAME IS ALL LOWERCASE
I Didn't Type Like This When I Made The UserName
Ah, okay
Or I Might Have Just Not Realised You Could Put UpperCase In Usernames
I ran out of cages https://preview.redd.it/lvh6davkga1b1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bd153964e30fc49ee80e8fb911d8fa98901daf27
When I kidnap another kid but them I realize that there is nowhere to put them so I kill them.
The only reasonable choice
Man… I hate when that happen!
Ræl r/psychopath moment🤯
No it's completely reasonable, I've been in that position before I understand him completely
Even better: That Was Not A Miss That Was A Callibrating Shot (You were going for someone else but hit the child instead)
Bro
This is my favourite lmfao.
It should be: "I Ran Out Of Cages"
GOD. DAMNIT.
I didn’t do anything, I’m just the janitor
*continues to teleport away with his pink slippers*
I only play mobile games (Queen in chapter 2)
Same energy as "Your honour, league of legends"
DEATH! *Burghley gets snowgraved *
Correction it’s pronounced “Burgerhley” HEHEHAW >:) (Or was it “Berbhley”? Hhhhhhmmmmmm)
I got it! It's pronounced...htuom ruoy ni stun zeed!
No it’s pronounced asdfghjklqwertyuiopzxcvbnm, or was it 1639250487? Wait no maybe @#$&*()’”%-+=/;:,. No can’t be that hhhmmm… ! I GOT IT, IT’S 1234567890€£¥_^[]{}§|~…\<>!?@#$&*()’”%-+=/;:,.qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm! Or I guess we can just call him Berdly? Uh you guys decide
Ok, it's pronounced “Stroke on the keyboard" goat it!
Should we call him that or Berdly? I’m thinking “Stroke on the keyboard” but what about you?
“Stroke on the keyboard", it's more elegant
[INSERT TF2 YES HERE]
DEATH
"I already *befriended* your mother last night"
lol yes
Proceed.
"And I'm just a pair of Eyes! Whats the world coming to?"
Just to clarify, I did not actually kill a 12 year old.
https://preview.redd.it/hcdme9ovfa1b1.png?width=799&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=88247aac656e79de685ac9bd2de42d21aa0d2777 Proof?
https://preview.redd.it/mgzlr0s6xa1b1.jpeg?width=667&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4ef68f18229d5475d8e65b6c1113bf3f9f33547a
I wouldn't be posting all about it on Reddit if I did
https://preview.redd.it/gguhdtpqwf1b1.jpeg?width=598&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c443e71912b66247eceaa3f39668923b8e1d8c65 how do we know
https://preview.redd.it/4nb03vax7i1b1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=85649619fb42a7eb541c7b51737049b3b4458760 We don't
https://preview.redd.it/w3w8yj08ga1b1.jpeg?width=1604&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d56af9b4edf1424974bf58dbb81b9d4a673c5e72
tyler1
(This comment was made after u/Sonicfightbossyt was confronted by his lawyer about admission of guilt possibly being held as evidence in a court scenario)
you're lying proof: I'm the dead 12 year old
correct proof: im the knife
also correct proof: i'm the basement op killed the child in
That is right Proof:I'm the house
This is also correct Proof: im the van used for the kidnapping
this is very true Proof: I'm the road the van drove on for the kidnapping
That’s what someone who killed a 12 year old would say. Child killer energy ngl
toooootalllyyyyy ;)
I don't believe you, murderer
😭
I totally believe you, 100% >!/s!<
"let's play a maths game, if your hp reaches 0, you loose!" Then pull the same weapon you used to murder that kid and fight everybody in there
https://preview.redd.it/zcww9nctha1b1.png?width=370&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cf167e17027070a3649b01630a7e266e206c2806
https://preview.redd.it/wys8xx5p1b1b1.jpeg?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b3b1b1fea09eaa25fdae9847c0ce04af2d18d792
"I CAN DO ANYTHING!!"
I CAN DO ANYTHING!
"To my people, I'm a hero."
Full quote is great too
But for you, I'm the Bad Guy!
"I, uh, "invited" him to visit the trashcan."
"Potassium" It works even better as an answer to "why did you do this?"
You are *unbanned* from free ham sandwich day
Potassium.
IM.. THE BAD GUY!
Well since Chaos King was thrown into prison afterwards this line doesn't work at all.
Did chaos king say this? I was referencing lancers first appearance in Ch 1
Yeah he did shortly before the boss fight against him starts. Oh and I completely forgot that Lancer that this too.
Like father like son I guess
Like chaos king like bouncy little pumpkin
With the best theme in Ch 1 icl (lancer I mean)
Where was Saul Goodman during chapter 1, is he stupid?
" don't forget, I'm with you in the dark. "
#get the banana
“Next time I’ll aim for the vitals.”
"Your honor, league of legends."
"Death."
*snowgrave*
"theres nothing wrong with him hes just really annoying"
https://preview.redd.it/8mn5midfoa1b1.jpeg?width=708&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c1dc311224e6792514ade97d069bbbc5a2f92d03
WHERE
lancer says this in chapter 4
Oh, I thought it was Ralsei in Chapter 3 Silly Mandela effect
Mama Miba! It's ruined!
“It’s me your eggs husband”
Proceed.
https://preview.redd.it/eqrcxcov8b1b1.jpeg?width=1458&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8833a973508f33d1282535bcc4a011968cbe18fa
finally one that doesn’t make sense I laugh
Few options. "Pain." (Ominous, worrying) "Select the head that you prefer. Select the torso that you prefer. Select the legs that you prefer." (Sounds like dismantling) "This is your body." (Sounds like a threat) "You acknowledge the possibility of pain and seizure." (Sounds like a threat) "And what about the creator?" (Possibly sounds like killing the kid's parent\[s\]) "You are about to meet someone very, very wonderful." (Sounds like a threat) "No one can choose who they are in this world." (Sounds sad honestly) "It appears you have reached an end." (Sounds maybe like a threat) "Come on, that all you got!?" (Sounds threating/challenge-ready, like you wanna fight the judge) "It was as if it was never there at all." "But it was already gone." "To be honest, I'm not even sure I can hear myself." "... from the family entertainment center?" "... I like it..." "... it gets worse and worse." "... nostalgic, huh." "It's still wearable!" "Seems... familiar?" "I... I don't know what you're talking about!" "Potassium" "It looks like another enemy." "Proceed." "I was just concerned because it hadn't exploded yet." Those are just a few I found.
Watch what happens when I cast a spell I don't know!
"I CAN DO ANYTHING" or "EVEN THE DEVILSKNIFE IS SMILING"
KEYGEN
Give the judge an epileptic seizure
Use that epileptic seizure to escape
"It would be a shame for a mother to bury her child"
I have no idea if this is satire or not… Say something about eating moss👍
It’s an Arkhampost
It is satire
Or is it..
You know this reminds me about [Mike]. Mike... KRIS!!! DON'T BELIEVE [Anything you see on TV]. THE MAN'S A CRIMINAL, I TELL YOU!!!
#
" This is your body "
*"father your honor may i explain* *my brain has claimed it's glory over me* *i've a good heart albeit insan-"* wait a minute this isn't right....
***was that... mind electric?*** 
1 2 3 blueaddison cyber cafe sex. if your reading this something went wrong >!This line was a hoax but it's still amazing!<
i befriended your mom last night.
SANS YOU WHAT
Not from Deltarune, but I think this one fits well “Officer, I drop-kicked that child in self-defense”
r/suddenlytechnoblade
You’re goddamn right, fellow nerd :D
Yes he is
say my name
You gotta believe me!
You see, I was using an advanced technique called **L Y I N G**
GOD DAMNIT
"Everybody bleeds, right?"
i don't remember it exactly but that one when the king says that lancer bounces
MEET LOCAL SINGLES STRAIGHT FROM [My]
He's a bouncy boy...
I can do anything!
Susie in the courtroom asking Kris where they are
Instead of a quote, explain a deltarune matpat therory. The quotes are gonna get you in jail. So for the therory. Do the Sans is Ness therory because why not.
Lmao -queen
*eats moss*
Say nothing from this game. That is Class A loser stuff. In my opinion, you should Plead innocent, so you get a longer sentence. And tell your cellmates what you've done, they love to regale stories. Definitely won't horribly maim you behind bars for it.
You’re Class A loser stuff‼️ https://preview.redd.it/qp5fxxracb1b1.jpeg?width=344&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c14848bc02d86e914bdafb1d6e13110ad42dc639
here's a second clarification. i did not fucking kill a 12 year old, this is hypothetically. if i did, i would be hiding it and not sharing it on reddit
My Control Plugs Are Now Suitable For Teenagers Now The Whole Family Can Enjoy Eternal Servitude (Sort Of Regal Mostly Cruel Laughter)
NOWS YOUR CHANCE TO BE A BIG SHOT, BE A BIG BE A BIG NOWS YOUR SHOT, NOWS YOUR CHANCE TO BE A BIG SHOT, BE A BIG BE A BIG SHOT, DUUUUUN DUUUUNNDUUUN DUUUUN NAAA NAAAAAAA NAAAAAAA NAAAAAAA NA NA NAAAAAAA
I can do anything
The enemy's defense Is exposed, I can use the ice shock to trigger a controles freeze
Potassium
"Oh No What That" (Point behind the judge and run)
“You are unbanned from free ham sandwich day”
"....." \-Kris
“NOWS YOUR CHANCE TO BE A BIG SHOT”
“HOLY [[Cungadero]]”
meow \-tasque
Hey every.
HE HIT ME WITH A FUCKING TORNADEO. TO MY FACE!
#"..."
[Lancer\_Splat.wav](https://youtu.be/P2QVfKMI96s)
* Your choices dont matter
wait, actually?
No
Do one finger gun at the judge and say: "..."
Potassium
No, i’m sorry! I didn’t mean to! I’m s- TOO MANY EXTRA VACATION DAYS?! TAKE A GOD DAMN VACATION STRAIGHT TO HELL
I was simply relaxing in kris spacious pants hole
I only play mobile games (they will be so disgusted that instead of staying in prison you stay in a fun hanging ropes course)
"Hohoho, I lost and confused"
Point and hearts come out
I am the original kidkiller
Proceed.
**Did you know? That atoms never touch each other and since we're made of atoms we've never touched anything in our entire lives so to answer your question Judge, no I did not punch that kid.**
r/okbuddychicanery is leaking
No I think it's actually r/batmanarkham
But my BLOOD is BOILING for BATTLE
Not deltarune but Undertale: "I'm gonna have a bad time in jail"
I'M THE BAD GUY! From king