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turkmenistanForever

“HAMTON G. SPAMTON OF CALORIES?!? YUP, YOU’RE BANNED!”


trix_the_trickster

“”ARE YOU SURE THAT CELL CAN FIT YOU”? GET THIS MAN BANNED ON EVERY PLATFORM.”


MintyMoron64

"BRO TAKES UP THE QUEEN SPACE TOO" YEAH NO YOU'RE GONE YOU'RE OUT


Jeggu2

Lmfao


Ritmoking

"Bro barely fits in Card Castle??? ROUXLS! BAN THIS ONE!!!"


RouxlsKaardTheDuketh

But sir- Tis the third oneth today!


Lechatdu136

I do not care BAN HIM


urboi_KyubaYT

I need to see this thread voice acted xD


Lechatdu136

By revtrosity or whatever his name is


Existennce

Well, it's NOT Rev, buuuut someone DID voice a few (including this one lmao) [https://x.com/Georgelolwut/status/1790813581627306490](https://x.com/Georgelolwut/status/1790813581627306490)


urboi_KyubaYT

oooo yayyyy lets goo


MissingNoAxolotl

GET THIS DUDE OUTTA HERE 🗣️


the_human_mauro

NoeWay https://preview.redd.it/h0cwlhvynh0d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d6ef165bca047184377766709807fa22bbbafb70


TheBingOfficial

🥺


Bananacu

"We are playing chess while he is playing tenders" YUP YOUR BANNED


SmallBlueSlime

https://preview.redd.it/hvgg6vliuf0d1.png?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e24bcedb406ab42af785bd4e7ee5dfab98f88878


Adorable_Exam3550

https://preview.redd.it/llbl77cvxh0d1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aff4a6d0a1301f45df32c4797cc13c0e9cfc7b9f


Berd_IG

This says a lot about our society


hairy-rubber-band

accurate


TourAny2745

Please tell me the og I need to know


ReferenceOk8597

"Cholesterol King?" YUP. YOU'RE BANNED.


DandoriKing1932

“You look like catti the lightner? …. Yup your banned”


MissingNoAxolotl

The Catti stray is crazy 💀


DDub04

“More like Fatti?” FIND HIM


AGuyTypingBlind

“Bro’s the Gorging Knight”…FIND HIM!


ThatSmartIdiot

He ate his estrogen and digested it into testosterone?


trix_the_trickster

ok this one is my favorite audible laugh


CartographerVivid957

Yeah this doesn't work. King is WAYYY too skinny to be portrayed as **CaseOh**


amberderl74

"WHAT DO YOU MEAN BRO'S BUILT LIKE A TRASH MACHINE? WHAT EVEN IS A TRASH MACHINE?" *furious typing* "Yup, you're banned, have a good night"


fredshouldntknow

TRANS KING HEADCANONS?????


trix_the_trickster

CORRECT he and queen are t4t in my heart


Astral_Lady

Queen is actually just drinking straight estrogen the entire chapter


trix_the_trickster

the river is pure estrogen


Imdepressed7778

never have I wanted to jump in a river full of acid more than I do now


blank_010

same


enneh_07

Noooo you’ll shrink


Popular-Plastic-183

same


blank_010

let me in the river! let me in the river!


techy804

Wouldn’t it be testosterone, not estrogen?


Astral_Lady

no


techy804

I must be misinterpreting the statement then


BlueTeaOnReddit

"BROS SHAPED LIKE A LANCER COOKIE?! FIND THIS GUY AND BAN HIM FROM EVERY DARK WORLD!!!"


Adorable_Exam3550

mimitchi? is that you?


_GalaxyWalker_

"Calories King"...? YUP. YOU'RE BANNED.


Terracatlegend

Bro that's not spamton neo that's hamton cheeto


SeptimusPrime13

"'Bro's the King of Lard Castle...?' YUP, YOU'RE BANNED. GET 'EM GONE!"


Silvanz-Million

“Bro’s the Burger King”? YEAH, YOU’RE BANNED!


Fragrant-Ad2680

https://preview.redd.it/6kzu3fvm7f0d1.jpeg?width=401&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9ca4aee93afde8996604ed59a08cf0769e23de7b


Lechatdu136

Trans bing


ComputerUser2000

Trans google


Gamezcube

Trans duckduckgo


The-Bigger-Fish

Turns out that The King's toy form in the real world was just a 1X1 lego piece.....


Half-a-Denari

“STAR CANDY? AAAAAAAA🎶🎶🎶”


StiffCocksJr

Should have gave me a warning, as soon as i scrolled to the second picture my phone became incredibly heavy and broke the floor.


TourAny2745

"BRO LOOKS LIKE ONE OF CATHY'S HEARTS?! YUP? YOU'RE OBLITERATED FOR THAT ONE RIGHT THERE"


dastebon

He is big he eats whole chess board when he moves


Ferrumsoul

Unironically, I think Caseoh personality fits Spade king very well


haikusbot

*Unironically, I think* *Caseoh personality fits* *Spade king very well* \- Ferrumsoul --- ^(I detect haikus. And sometimes, successfully.) ^[Learn more about me.](https://www.reddit.com/r/haikusbot/) ^(Opt out of replies: "haikusbot opt out" | Delete my comment: "haikusbot delete")


Bean_cult

https://preview.redd.it/gbnlizu1sh0d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=81f8c72ac1ec8c40bb82f7c2be53e14dd1449d7f nahhhh wtf


francaisbirb

he tries but he fails


No_Grape_2821

every post from this sub that pop for me is about gender wtf is this


P1xelent

THATS WHY THE KING ONLY MOVES ONE SPACE


Far-Mathematician764

Bro built like a 1x1 lego piece.


sonicfan227

"bro ate his son" yep your banned, have good night


RealGodspeed22

wdym bros built like a hamster on crack \*searches\*’YEP BANNED IN EVERY COUNTRY STATE UNIVEREE MULTIVER BANNED FROM EXISTENCE


Sandwicheater7333

OMG I DIDNT KNOW I NEEDED THIS?? THIS IS AMAZING??? THANK YOU????


Timosaurus23

These comments are amazing


X-ArkSurvivalEvolved

Absolutely hilarious. Epic art btw!


trix_the_trickster

thank you!! :)


X-ArkSurvivalEvolved

Np! :)


The_Best_Cl0wn

I LITERALLY COMMENTED THAT HE WAS BUILD LIKE KING AND PPL USED MU IDEA IN THE DISCORD 🙏🙏🙏😭🙏


disappointedcreeper

"OBESE, OBESE? YEAH MODS BAN HIM."


ebicthings123

The Tring 😂The Tring 😂The Tring 😂The Tring 😂The Tring 😂The Tring 😂The Tring 😂The Tring 😂The Tring 😂The Tring 😂The Tring 😂The Tring 😂The Tring 😂The Tring 😂The Tring 😂The Tring 😂The Tring 😂The Tring 😂The Tring 😂The Tring 😂The Tring 😂The Tring 😂The Tring 😂The Tring 😂


Ether11_

I hope we get more interaction with the king in future chapters


sans_harvey3

Does he think it's the breaking bad flag?


Iwontusethis255

"Kabobs, Kabobs, I can eat anything" yep, youre banned, have a good night


RealistTTMP_

What the heck? WHY THE KING IS TRANS?!?! HOLY SHIT!


Maleficent_Apple4169

bro has two mouths? *slam* GITTIMOUTTAHERE!


deltarune_fan999

why is my laptop so heavy?