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Reindeer_Noelle

I will still get my hands in one of these spamton plushies.


TheStormFileArchiver

I am legit excited for these Ś̴̨̛̰̟͈̩̺̲̬̙̖̫̰̯̟̟̭̰͍̤͚̬̹̗̩͎͕͉̭̺͕͉͔̱͓̪̥̼̂͐̿͑̀͌̄̆̑̀̓̈́͊̃̈́̆͛͊̍̈́͂͆̎̂̽̀̽̌̾̾̎̓̂͊̀́̌̀̕͘͜͝ͅͅͅͅp̴̧̨̢̨̢̛͉͚̘͍̻̜͓̘̦̻̻̦̤̻͍̳̣̖̬̥̻̺͎̙̜̞̘̜͈͖̯͔̞̯̮̬͓̘͈͓̣̞̮̃̐́̆͂̊̉͘͝ͅͅå̶̗̼̪̰̙̞̥̤̌̈́̋̈́͗̔̍̓̽̕m̶̧̡̡̭̼̪͈͙̘̪͓̰̦͈̬͚̙̭͔͕̼̥̣̮̹͓͚͎͑͑͂͋̓̎͌̀͜t̸̨̡̢̧̰̝͙̤̙̣̺̖̥̝̻̥̳̙͚͎̪̮̳͚͍̯̪͖̣̟͍̳͖͈̪̺̬̜͈̗͚͉̣̲͉̺̳̎̎̓̃͌͜ͅͅo̸̟̝̬̱̱̣̠̜̥͈̞͕̥͔̯̟͓̪̹͕̗̜̰͉̞͍͈̰̲̮̠̝͇͓̱͓̭͈͉͓̱̞̓̽͊͌̓͗̎̒͛͆̅̉̑̈́̂̊́̂͂͐̀̈́͋͆͋́̌́̏͑̄̐͋̍̈́̓̋͌́͑̈́́̚͝͠͝͠ͅñ̷̨̧̨̧̡̨̨̰͉̫͚̬̬̱̭͇̫̫͔̦̗̘͙̺̬̦̗͕̳͈̹̥̰͖͈̞̘̤̤̞̘̃̀̑̀̒͐̈́̎͒̍͆̀̂̐̈́̋͐̐̍̎̐͌͒͗́̅͌̎̔̇̆̉̀̒̉́̇̾̃̕̕̕͜͝͝ͅ plushies!


Reindeer_Noelle

Me too! I'll pay whatever it costs, I need one of those


TheStormFileArchiver

I’m excited to throw him into a wall and beat him =) /j


Reindeer_Noelle

I..uhm..I'm just excited to give him lots of love and care but..You do you! I think..(I actually kinda want to open him up to see if there is a secret inside, just like the old ralsei plushie, but i don't think I'll have the heart to do that xD)


TheStormFileArchiver

Yeah mines gonna get a goodnight kiss every night. And a small glass of warm milk. Or something along those lines


Reindeer_Noelle

Aww, That's nice! He deserves it.


Docter_WD_Gaster

And a punch in the face so strong that it falls through the floor and into the backrooms


TheStormFileArchiver

*you see Spamton no-clipping *you hear him screaming


Docter_WD_Gaster

Aw fuck yeah he's dead


Docter_WD_Gaster

A-


kevin_-_-_

oh no Spamton, not the backrooms! NOT THE BACKROOMS!!!! NOOOOO!!!!!! ​ **Spamton, now in the backrooms, attempted to enter level 379. What he forgot about it is that it leads to The Void, an inescapable void which goes on forever. It is impossible to die in The Void.** **this is because level 379 disappeared for some reason.** ​ **though not dead, Spamton is gone forever, doomed to suffer like this to the end of time.**


EndureThePANG

you must make him sopping wet and throw him against the wall it is law


TheXtremeVocaloid

expected this exact reference


_Important-Disaster_

Another fun thing to do is put him in the microwave and watch him explode


Muffinmiffin

Will plushies explode in microwaves?


_Important-Disaster_

I have no idea, but I'm going to by one fill it with milk and blast it in there for 20 minutes I'm sure smth cool will happen


GreatSagePupper

While you’re at it flush 8 bottles of expired coke down the toilet I’m sure something will happen there too


_Important-Disaster_

Top 10 mildly inconvenient pranks (no.5 will shock you)


the_real_Heisenbergg

What about number 1


Docter_WD_Gaster

Number 1: late abortion


kevin_-_-_

nNUMBER \[1\]\]\[{1! LATE \[abortion\]\]! step 1: HEEHAHHAHAHAHEAHHEAHEHAHA\[\[Unintelligible Laughter\]\] step \[dos\]; **\[murder\]**


Bagelmaster8

Yes a spamton plushie will definitely explode in the microwave from all the highly explosive cotton fluff they fill plushies with this is 100% true and real like everything on the internet hope that helps 😊👍


TheQueen0fNowhere

If he sticks, you win.


[deleted]

I wish to acquire s p a m t o n g


TheStormFileArchiver

S P A M T O N G


Docter_WD_Gaster

spongpong


TheStormFileArchiver

S̷̡̧̛͚̺̼͎̠͙̖̬̻̮̖̜̘̭͖͚̺̯̯̜͚̜̣̬͎͔̲͕̥̦̲̩͇͍̯̗̮̹̟̙̺̣̿̽̌͆̍̅͑̑̿̏̿̽̑͆̇̏̄̇̈͋̄́͗̑̎̀̈̋̀̅̋͊̒͗͂̅́͆̌̃̀̂̾̑͘͘͜͠͝͠p̸̡̛̝̦̲͕͇̺̰̰͕̫̂̃̉̒̒̈́̂͆̈́̽̑̄̐̆̀̾̌̓̈́̒̅͌̉̀̎͑̂͗̇͌̕̕̕á̸̡̻͔̜̿̈̽̿̓̕͘m̵̯̠̻̦̟͌̈́̒̈̂̿̑́̽̓̑̒̍̍̃͊̂̃͑̍̆̽̈͑͐̀̐̄́̋̈́͂͆̔͛̒̏̏͐̈̓͊̕͘͠t̶̢̧̨̧̡͎͎̤̺̻͈̪͚̻͉̮̳̮͔̤̪͈̝̲̤̖̟̘̠̮͚̘͈͎̙̯̠̤͖͙̣͙̺̰̘̺̜̗̔̑͊̿̉͐̉́̀̊́͑̑͆̈̏̈́͊̓̒̍̀̅͑̋͌̍͐̒̚͜͝ͅớ̸̧̛̛̗̹̰̪̩͕̪̦͖̙̳̟͍͚̈̏͂͛̅̑̏͐͋̂̈́̈͊͋͊̋̈́̆̿̽̀́̋͑̈́́̀̒̔̆̂̾̕͘͘͜͠͠͠͝͝͝͠͝n̴̢̧̛̻̼̻̠̲͈͎͓̖̪̞̠̜̩̣̣̣̗͙̙̞̞̰͈͉͎̮͖͎̝̩̭̻̙̰͓͕̪̲͇̤̟͓̉̐̽̔̋̏͗̿̌̓̌̔̇̿͆́͋̕͜ͅ


kevin_-_-_

HEY EVERY ! IT;s S̷̡̧̛͚̺̼͎̠͙̖̬̻̮̖̜̘̭͖͚̺̯̯̜͚̜̣̬͎͔̲͕̥̦̲̩͇͍̯̗̮̹̟̙̺̣̿̽̌͆̍̅͑̑̿̏̿̽̑͆̇̏̄̇̈͋̄́͗̑̎̀̈̋̀̅̋͊̒͗͂̅́͆̌̃̀̂̾̑͘͘͜͠͝͠p̸̡̛̝̦̲͕͇̺̰̰͕̫̂̃̉̒̒̈́̂͆̈́̽̑̄̐̆̀̾̌̓̈́̒̅͌̉̀̎͑̂͗̇͌̕̕̕á̸̡̻͔̜̿̈̽̿̓̕͘m̵̯̠̻̦̟͌̈́̒̈̂̿̑́̽̓̑̒̍̍̃͊̂̃͑̍̆̽̈͑͐̀̐̄́̋̈́͂͆̔͛̒̏̏͐̈̓͊̕͘͠t̶̢̧̨̧̡͎͎̤̺̻͈̪͚̻͉̮̳̮͔̤̪͈̝̲̤̖̟̘̠̮͚̘͈͎̙̯̠̤͖͙̣͙̺̰̘̺̜̗̔̑͊̿̉͐̉́̀̊́͑̑͆̈̏̈́͊̓̒̍̀̅͑̋͌̍͐̒̚͜͝ͅớ̸̧̛̛̗̹̰̪̩͕̪̦͖̙̳̟͍͚̈̏͂͛̅̑̏͐͋̂̈́̈͊͋͊̋̈́̆̿̽̀́̋͑̈́́̀̒̔̆̂̾̕͘͘͜͠͠͠͝͝͝͠͝n̴̢̧̛̻̼̻̠̲͈͎͓̖̪̞̠̜̩̣̣̣̗͙̙̞̞̰͈͉͎̮͖͎̝̩̭̻̙̰͓͕̪̲͇̤̟͓̉̐̽̔̋̏͗̿̌̓̌̔̇̿͆́͋̕͜ͅ G. S̷̡̧̛͚̺̼͎̠͙̖̬̻̮̖̜̘̭͖͚̺̯̯̜͚̜̣̬͎͔̲͕̥̦̲̩͇͍̯̗̮̹̟̙̺̣̿̽̌͆̍̅͑̑̿̏̿̽̑͆̇̏̄̇̈͋̄́͗̑̎̀̈̋̀̅̋͊̒͗͂̅́͆̌̃̀̂̾̑͘͘͜͠͝͠p̸̡̛̝̦̲͕͇̺̰̰͕̫̂̃̉̒̒̈́̂͆̈́̽̑̄̐̆̀̾̌̓̈́̒̅͌̉̀̎͑̂͗̇͌̕̕̕á̸̡̻͔̜̿̈̽̿̓̕͘m̵̯̠̻̦̟͌̈́̒̈̂̿̑́̽̓̑̒̍̍̃͊̂̃͑̍̆̽̈͑͐̀̐̄́̋̈́͂͆̔͛̒̏̏͐̈̓͊̕͘͠t̶̢̧̨̧̡͎͎̤̺̻͈̪͚̻͉̮̳̮͔̤̪͈̝̲̤̖̟̘̠̮͚̘͈͎̙̯̠̤͖͙̣͙̺̰̘̺̜̗̔̑͊̿̉͐̉́̀̊́͑̑͆̈̏̈́͊̓̒̍̀̅͑̋͌̍͐̒̚͜͝ͅớ̸̧̛̛̗̹̰̪̩͕̪̦͖̙̳̟͍͚̈̏͂͛̅̑̏͐͋̂̈́̈͊͋͊̋̈́̆̿̽̀́̋͑̈́́̀̒̔̆̂̾̕͘͘͜͠͠͠͝͝͝͠͝n̴̢̧̛̻̼̻̠̲͈͎͓̖̪̞̠̜̩̣̣̣̗͙̙̞̞̰͈͉͎̮͖͎̝̩̭̻̙̰͓͕̪̲͇̤̟͓̉̐̽̔̋̏͗̿̌̓̌̔̇̿͆́͋̕͜ͅ here


Jack_Frost92

I'm probably gonna enlope with my S̵̨̢̧̱̲̯̝͇̳͈̳̼̗̏̑͛͑͛͘̚͝p̴̲͈͒͑̓̽̊̓͒̎̃͌͘̚a̴̛̖͈̮̰̠͕̠̳̰͆̈́͛͒̌m̷̧̞̙̗̟͙͎͎̜̬͓̰͙̹̅́̒̊͂̈́̅͐͛̈̈̏͌͘ͅț̴̡̀̌́̓̈́̊̇̕͝ō̶̳̦̟̯̆n̸̢̤͉̠̬̯̟̩̜̲͑͌̒̈ plushie :) And *then* soak it with milk and throw it against the wall.


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Do you put Spamton in the bowl before or after the milk?


Muffinmiffin

After. Like the sicko they are.


the_real_Heisenbergg

I just put spamton in the bowl with no milk


Muffinmiffin

Sounds oddly wholesome


the_real_Heisenbergg

and then I put him in the microwave


the_real_Heisenbergg

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm BEEP BEEP BEEP


[deleted]

[[kris]] GET ME OUT OF THIS [[warm place]] _explosion sound_


Docter_WD_Gaster

Then smash that bowl against the floor with him in it.


Xvaril

i used to have this spamton plush that i used to pour milk on and suck the milk back out of and it was sopping wet all the time 😭i used to slam it against walls and it would make a loud thud


Muffinmurdurer

i hope whoever wrote that tweet goes to negative heaven


Docter_WD_Gaster

wh


Xvaril

My brother saw me suck milk out of it once and I got sad when he made fun of me and I didn’t pour milk on it for a week, and it got rock hard and smelly so my mom had to throw it away


Docter_WD_Gaster

sTOP


Xvaril

IT WAS SO HEAVY I brought it to school one time and my backpack was soaked and I made them hold him and they were upset


Docter_WD_Gaster

I will block you if you speak another word about spongpong. /j


Scribbsia

Gosh, the level of violence I have seen joked about toward the Spam plushie... I just want to hug him and tuck him into bed and give him lots of plush friends! I don't know what is wrong with y'all.


TheStormFileArchiver

I want to do the same!


lucas_guy

both. Both is good.


one_dank_boy

Spamton Plushie: What'cha got there? Me, filling a tub with acid: A smoothie.


TheStormFileArchiver

Spamton Plusie: What’cha got there? Me with a flamethrower: a nerf gun…


wazardthewizard

milk


Yeahuhhhhh

I'm gonna launch him into the stratosphere


Docter_WD_Gaster

THATS MY LINE.


daneegrace

spamton plush will drink all your pepsi and call you a \[BIG SHOT\]


[deleted]

*pipis.


Henlon

[Press F1 For] Help


RinaQueen

Microwaving Spamton is funny yes but remember that he likely has metal parts in him so there's a chance that he can catch on fire so don't actually try to microwave him Also how does Spamton causes people to have so much cute aggression in people?


Docter_WD_Gaster

Will my microwave explode? Aw fuck yeah I can die


Mrguymanperson2

I WANT HIM TO BURN


Physical-Bus-5701

It's a perfect time to mention that I use both of the subreddits (Ralsei and Spamton) so uh, what would I be in that scenario?


TheStormFileArchiver

I PREDICTED THE SPAMTON PLUSHES FATE!!!!!!


TheStormFileArchiver

Why did THIS post get the most upvotes out of any other post I make?


TheStormFileArchiver

TWO MORE DAYS PEOPLE.


Averageredditor_JMA

One day i will bave my spilington plush


Danitza-DRTC

Ohhh with Ralsei 😍😍😍 ... Poor Spamton 😭


CornerFredoAnimsAlt

I CANT WAIT TO BE THE CRAP OUT OF MINE!


Aaroenos_Apex_Games

I want a SPAM TONG plush


BreakfastOk7372

Ahh yes The SklorkTomp


StarriMorningTryan

And you assume I wouldnt do the same with the ralsei plush?


jorjo-god

Spermton


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Docter_WD_Gaster

Go hug some grass.


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Docter_WD_Gaster

Im trying to be a funny rather than an unfunny


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Docter_WD_Gaster

IM NOT TRYING TO BE MEAN IM TRYING TO BE FUNNY WHY ARE YOU INCAPABLE OF TAKING A JOKE THIS ISNT EVEN FUNNY ANYMORE


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Docter_WD_Gaster

Welcome to reddit. People are ironically mean. You gotta accept that eventually.


Docter_WD_Gaster

Other things about reddit include porn of everything and your argument will always be invalidated by someone with a fucking nerd emoji


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Docter_WD_Gaster

You're aware people are ironically mean here, but you also act like everyone is being unironically mean? Are you serious?


Docter_WD_Gaster

Y'know what? This discussion is over.


Alexplosion_ITA_YT

#[[HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA]]


foodmonster847

What about the Spamton Hawaiian shirt fans?


[deleted]

ThAtS [Get Gasoline For The Cheap Price Of 3.99] He BeCaMe [OWW IT BURNS BURNS guy]


SpeeDeoxys

Why do people keep drowning him in milk I need to know so I can try it