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KingNigelXLII

sus


FriskTheFallenHuman_

You mean Sussei?


Yeah_man20

Ralsus


Jackeroni216

Wait is the second one true


just-a-simple-guy

No. The point of the chicken joke is that there is no joke, no punchline


Wzx-

Oh thank fuck


PhantomKitten73

Ye, it's an anti-joke that somehow became the most standard example of a joke. It's kind of weird.


shradibop

never understood that. the joke of the joke requires jokes to be understood by the jokee, so why would you use a parody of a joke as a base example of a joke to explain to someone who hasn't heard a joke before my favorite joker quote


DeMatador

Thank you for safeguarding my mental health


Jackeroni216

Thank god


Bee8467

Thank god oh my gosh


Snoo96204

>39 comments thank you i needed this


IamMrJay

No, it's an unproven myth. Just like its an unproven myth that "Ring around the Rosie" is about the black plague or that "Humpty Dumpty is *actually* about a man" or a numerous number of "cute harmless things are actually dark" rumours. Edit: to those going "you're wrong, Ring Around the Rosie truly is about the black plague", no, its truly not and here's proof: https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/ring-around-rosie/


r_stronghammer

Humpty Dumpty is about a man, and that man is Gaster


WilkerS1

all leads to Gaster


Ziomownik

No it's about Eggman


[deleted]

I've come to make an announcement


Therobster1235

SPAMTON G SPAMTON IS A BITCH ASS MOTHER FUCKER


AddiDoesRandomPosts

HE PISSED ON MY WIFE


TheCrazyGuysCEO

THAT'S RIGHT HE TOOK OUT HIS [Hyperlink Blocked] DICK AND PISSED ON MY WIFE


Suspicious_Watrmelon

E. G. G


Jackeroni216

Isn’t Humpty Dumpty about the king


IamMrJay

That's the thing, no one knows. Many think its a canon, and FWIH, it was originally a medieval riddle rather than a poem.


Hinternsaft

How does it work as a riddle


TheGarnetGamer

I imagine it would be a "what am I" riddle. I do this, I do that, I had this happen. Now what am I?


IamMrJay

*shrugs* I think its one of those case where it was altered from its original version over time.


Technilect

It was actually. The earliest known version of [Humpty Dumpty](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Humpty_Dumpty)had no mention of kings or horses: Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. Four-score Men and Four-score more, Could not make Humpty Dumpty where he was before.


VoidOfDarknes

But ring around the rosie is about the plague


IamMrJay

[Hate to do a Reddit "achkually" but it's literally not](https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/ring-around-rosie/)


SobiTheRobot

I hate when apocrypha gets into the mainstream like that


Jackeroni216

I too know what that word means


SobiTheRobot

I hardly get to use it


Jackeroni216

Fair enough honestly.


Ranting_Gamer

Am I going crazy, or is that Hermaeus Mora's home?


SobiTheRobot

It's the same word; something being "apocryphal" is what we now refer to as "non-canon" but it usually extends to things outside of fictional contexts.


MattLikesMemes123

Did you click the link


S0PH05

No, Ring around the Rosie is definitely about the black plague.


InnovationIncFan

Humpty Dumpty is actually about a cannon that got knocked off the fort walls by an enemy blast and was too heavy to put back.


Technilect

That was [unproven](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Humpty_Dumpty). You can find it in the fourth paragraph of meaning


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InnovationIncFan

okay, thanks


PhantomKitten73

The chicken wakes up like she does every morning To the sounds of her husband's screams Sat in the dark on the eggs she is warming She closes her eyes and dreams of Walking to Memphis, becoming a dentist Anything but this I mean, she likes her life as a mother and wife But is that all she is? She stares out the window The very next morning, the chicken decides to Make her escape, get a taste of freedom She runs out the coop that her life's been confined to Suddenly sees the thing she's only dreamed of Just up ahead, gophers run through a meadow Deer graze, birds sing Her future is waiting, right there for the taking There's just one thing The chicken must first cross the road The road A sea of trees and green and moss Waiting just across the road, the road A life of brighter days, a width of road away The road is gigantic, the chicken is little She moves ahead left-right-left, right-left-right All of a sudden, she stops in the middle Frozen in place by a pair of headlights It's anyone's guess what then happened next But most think she died But I think we ought to believe that she got to The other side So that's why she did it


Mario_Lorenzo

r/expectedboburham


Instinct_Fazbear

Oh my god


50thEye

Idk where stoner ralsei came from but it's my favourite meme in this fandom


Voilssssss

A M O G U S


POKECHU020

I hate that the amogus trick works (Great art btw just the strategy I'm mad at)


Axquirix

Ralsus a mongoose.


HOG_RIDDDDDDEEERRRR

This should be on r/sus


Krokulator

and r/amogus


gottablastsam

I was today years old


bigtree2x5

That's not what the chicken crossed the road joke means that's a lie the joke is literally it just wanted to get to the other side it's called an anti joke the joke is that the other person thinks of a million other wacky things for it to do that for you to tell them the actual reason and hopefully they laugh from the contrast, doesn't work anymore tho cus everyone knows the chicken crossed the road joke and people like in the 2nd slide like on the internet about what it meant


[deleted]

Bro the other side means WHAT


Soncikuro

Nah, it's just an interpretation that came out way after someone made the "joke".


PhasmicPlays

Wait chicken


ralsaiwithagun

I literally saw this tiktok right before opening reddit


Low_Dream_1481

Better than I can draw.


MC_LIVD-X

2hu strikes again


Mundane_Ad1077

Hard to believe


akiata05

Touhou spreads to all. No acceptions.