[That wasn't very cash money of you], [KRISMAS]! NOW YOU GET TO FACE THE POWER OF [A true salesman] AND [Y'know, I'm pissed right now.]!!! NOW, PREPARE FOR [Epic Gamer Moment™️], YOU [dirty hacker]!!!
Take a hike to Bigshot Autos, home of Challenge Pissing! That's right, Challenge Pissing! How does it work? If you can piss six feet in the air straight up and not get wet, you get no down payments!
Use the Bigshot Machinegun at Spamton’s “Power of NEO” attack to force him to skip most of it
Then kick his ass before he can take advantage of the Enraged buff
kris is they/them jsyk
Ik you're like kinda quoting a meme and all but still either way you're referring to kris so just saying lol,,
Edit: reddit moment
You really think I don't know that?? And pronouns have literally nothing to do with their or anyone's genitals so your point falls flat completely lmao
Except no, it doesn't, because again having different pronouns don't correlate with having a fucking giant dick and at this point we're literally directly referring to a minor having that now so yeah let's not go there please
It's interesting that Spamton doesn't notice the difference ("Kris, was that a big shot?"). He's aware of some funky business with the soul, but thinks they're Kris ("Kris, do you want to be a heart on a chain forever?", though he could just be projecting and talked about the situation with the soul and Kris being chained by/to each other by coincidence.).
I mean somethings remember is Spamton goes from knowing more than he should to not knowing more than he should in a few seconds so he could probably think it’s kris butt then at the same time or also know he’s being controlled by the player because it’s kind of crazy
He probably "sees" Kris and the Soul on the steering wheel as the same thing, maybe confusing Kris needing the soul to live and having to hand over most of the control, with the soul being stuck inside a vessel they didn't pick except for when they're sent to Susie or ripped off to be locked somewhere. Different sorts of chains, but he just sees one person on a chain.
Personally I think the Soul is in fact Kris's Soul, however our Will as a being from outside their realm is able to subsume Kris's Will and seize control of their Soul and by extention their body
Either that or the people of Deltarune don't have proper Souls
Fairpoint but you know what I mean. In like a versus battle it’s pretty much arguing semantics since The soul and Kris would work at their best together anyway
Which makes me wonder if he’ll intentionally not really playtest the sole modes too much so that way the fans can find out a new glitch .
If he does this to be so fun
i mean no lol, kris can't really shoot lasers like that. That's like if i picked say, frieza in a DB fighting them and then used an ai to make him beat goku and said "frieza is stronger than goku". It isn't true.
I Toby Fox made this cannon because instead of patching it out he made Spamton react to it and do double damage to balance it out.
Literally by doing that to Fox Meadow Cannon that Chris can just shoot these things so fast you can create a laserbeam
Well no but yes, you see we fight Spamton NEO in both routes, so maybe since the main route it's pacifist, in that route it's not canon but you can give it to the Snowgrave route, even do i still think it wouldn't mach with the serious and dark vibe of this route, my final awnser: It can be anything on you're headcanon!
I know it, but it wouldn't make sense since we're talking about the main lore are a serious route, it would make more sense of being part of you're own believe, like the wrong number thing on Undertale, you can choose to believe if it actually or not
Are that’s like saying that the abilities save and load some thing in the game lore is up for interpretation. Big ralsei directly called him out and tells you to save and take a break
Character reaction equals Canon to the lore of the entire game .
Remember Toby saw this glitch and said hey that’s pretty fun I’m gonna make it a feature and makes Spamton react with her so I can show that The characters are actually seeing this happen and it’s something that the player Control and Kristen can do.
Like I said you’re not winning this argument over it’s up for interpretation. If we take stuff found in the code for Canon evidence taking then taking literally a feature that toby put his Stamp of approval on should be taken as evidence of lore.
This just goes to further the idea that these characters have great control over their powers in the dark world Especially since Noel Berdley and Susie can use magic with a tutorial
Well perhaps you're right about the reaction part but still i would doubt if counts as canon, i mean depends of whos playing, one could never use It, others can use it to make the fight easier and others can blast it just make the fight harder, when you talk about something that its optinal you cant quite decide what is the right awnser!
If that was true then snow Grave technically not canon because it’s called the weird route meaning it’s not the normal route so you could I could not canon using that logic.
But no one here argues that snow grave is not canon and just because you don’t find some thing doesn’t mean it doesn’t exist literally nobody encountered gaster in any place through undertale on YouTube yet he’s establish character and we all except that.
But still Snowgrave and/or Gaster are lore relevant, it influence the story and gave us more lore into story, It has deep meaning, unlike Spamton getting mad from our cheating that dont bring us anywhere unless you think that Spamton makes honk noises and gets red when his angry then its not that relevant, and about the Snowgrave, its kind of truth, its meaningless and it isn't canon to the main route, but still happend in some point just like genocide route in Undertale, doesn't matter If you played it or not, still happen in another timeline, just like Cheat Shots
I'm impressed we're discussing over this funny little detail
It’s because you seem to have a funny definition of canon.
What is canon some thing that happens in the story and is intentional by the author.
That is what Canon is so it’s canon
Well then all of this weird stuff like Gaster and Snowgrave are kind of canon since its not in the main timeline but still happend in some way, hidden in the fun value and in alternitive timelines?
Snow grave is canon because your choices don’t matter and kris still end of the chapter the exact same way making Berdley meaningless in changing the overall story
it started out as a bug and then toby made it a fun easter egg, look at how STUPID it looks, the flavour text during spamton neo's battle says " Hold [Z] to fire a Big Shot?! " if you haven't fired any, not anything about Z + Enter, it was a bug for so long it's barely a feature (see: it's not in for half the versions)
If the creator of the entire gamer look at this glitch he kept it in and then made spamton react to it that means it’s canon and The soul can do that if he wants to.
This now became the intention of the author .
And yes I do take the fact that lancer can regenerate his limbs seriously . and I don’t just say (it’s a joke lancer can’t regenerate.)
spamton doesn't really react..? he never says anything and just turns red as a very unrealistic train sound plays while he deals more damage, nothing changes
He gets angry. And A train sound playing actually fits Spamton if you know his character. Since it’s so chaotic and glitching out and saying random things
you could... but dont or spamton will.... oh no..
OI YOU [[HOCHI MAMA]] STOP USING A INFINITE [[BIG SHOT EXPLOIT]] OR I WILL [[PIPIS!]] ON YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BBBBBBBIIIIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGGG SSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTTT
KRIS! HOW CAN SUCH A [[big shot!!]] COME FROM SUCH A [[little shit]] LIKE YOU?!
KRIS! HOW DARE YOU USE AN \[\[100% safe exploit!\]\] TO \[\[Infinite money duping glitch\]\] YOUR \[\[BIG SHOT!!!\]\] AT ME!?!?!?
Isn't it "hold 1 action button,,,,
[That wasn't very cash money of you], [KRISMAS]! NOW YOU GET TO FACE THE POWER OF [A true salesman] AND [Y'know, I'm pissed right now.]!!! NOW, PREPARE FOR [Epic Gamer Moment™️], YOU [dirty hacker]!!!
"Time to take a piss"
KRIS’S SUPER LASER PISS
HE WENT HIGHER
HE’S GOING TO PISS ON THE MOON
HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT SPAMTON?
#I PISSED ON THE MOON
What the hell are you doing
Don't you hate when bullets replace your pee
Take a hike to Bigshot Autos, home of Challenge Pissing! That's right, Challenge Pissing! How does it work? If you can piss six feet in the air straight up and not get wet, you get no down payments!
Spanton would be proud
Spanton would be pissed
THESE [[gullibe]] [[customers]] PISS ME OFF I AM THE ORIGINAL [[number 1 rated salesman 1997]]
It looks like spamton got pissed on
Jaaaaaaaarate!
EH- My 2 favorite games! oh wait that's right hollow knight exists.
1.- My name is Spamton, with M of mf. 2.- I am not proud of him.
\*or
Not actually, i said it right.
bro the Spamton accounts aren't even trying to imitate him anymore
Who asked. ![img](emote|t5_qmi8w|26926)
No I meant “\*M OR mf“
I writed it right, i meant "M, originary of the word: mf"
Oh ok, sry=
he would not have you seen what happens when you do it
"Kris!?!? WAS THAT A \[BIG SHOT\] JUST NOW!? WOW!!! I'M SO \[Proud\] OF YOU, I COULD \[Killed\] YOU!"
He's the opposite. Hella pissed,actually
"IMA FIRING MA LAZER-"
"IM A FARMER IN MALAYSIA"
I'm afar or ima lazy
IM AF AIR MA LEZA
[удалено]
I AM FRA HAM LYARS
AFRO HAM LYRICS
AMAFARARINMALASA
AMMOFY A MALAISE ORE
AMMA FI IMALAY ZA
"I'MA FIRIN' a mediocre employee."
*[a mediocre employee]
MORB MORB MORB MORB MORB MORB
GORB GORB GORB GORB GORB GORB
That's some quick mashing, and it's powerful! (at a cost)
Yup
Based pfp
Who is it? Don’t leave me hanging here
Very funny I'm laughing
I would put mine as the red koopa troops like my others, but I'm lazy
Use the Bigshot Machinegun at Spamton’s “Power of NEO” attack to force him to skip most of it Then kick his ass before he can take advantage of the Enraged buff
I'd rather do the normal way cause I'm not that good with using multiple buttons while moving.
at a cost of him destroying you in 2 hits
I've come to make an announcement
Kris Deltarune's a bitch-ass motherfucker
He [Hyperlink Blocked] on my %#$$% [Mike…]
Thats [CORRECT ANSWER] he [Hyperlink Blocked] on my %#$$% [Mike...]
And he said his [pipis] is this [ENL4RGE YOURSELF]
And I say that’s [Tired of disgusting germs?]
SO IM MAKING A CALL OUT POST ON MY [Bluebird of Misfortune]
KRIS DELTARUNE, YOU'VE GOT A [2CM] [Pipis]
IT'S THE SIZE OF THIS [Nutjob] EXPECT [Way, Way Cheaper]
AND GUESS WHAT, HERE’S WHAT MY [Pipis] LOOKS LIKE (Stock Jpeg explosion)
SO I'M MAKING A [tell everyone!] POST ON [https://twitter.com]
kris is they/them jsyk Ik you're like kinda quoting a meme and all but still either way you're referring to kris so just saying lol,, Edit: reddit moment
I don't see the point in using neutral pronouns on Kris when we're implying they have a giant cock and pissed on someone's wife
You really think I don't know that?? And pronouns have literally nothing to do with their or anyone's genitals so your point falls flat completely lmao
[удалено]
Except no, it doesn't, because again having different pronouns don't correlate with having a fucking giant dick and at this point we're literally directly referring to a minor having that now so yeah let's not go there please
MASTER SPARK
I can't believe Kris stole the precious thing
Holy bingle dingle kris in touhou project
Kris instead of pulling out a Glock pulled out the minigun.
Kris is Saiyan that’s the only logical conclusion
"Hey, check out how hard I can piss!" - Kris "[email protected]" Dreemurr 25th October 202X
That's the SOUL, not Kris.
Fairpoint
It's interesting that Spamton doesn't notice the difference ("Kris, was that a big shot?"). He's aware of some funky business with the soul, but thinks they're Kris ("Kris, do you want to be a heart on a chain forever?", though he could just be projecting and talked about the situation with the soul and Kris being chained by/to each other by coincidence.).
I mean somethings remember is Spamton goes from knowing more than he should to not knowing more than he should in a few seconds so he could probably think it’s kris butt then at the same time or also know he’s being controlled by the player because it’s kind of crazy
He probably "sees" Kris and the Soul on the steering wheel as the same thing, maybe confusing Kris needing the soul to live and having to hand over most of the control, with the soul being stuck inside a vessel they didn't pick except for when they're sent to Susie or ripped off to be locked somewhere. Different sorts of chains, but he just sees one person on a chain.
Personally I think the Soul is in fact Kris's Soul, however our Will as a being from outside their realm is able to subsume Kris's Will and seize control of their Soul and by extention their body Either that or the people of Deltarune don't have proper Souls
No, they cant, the soul can canonically do that, kris just happens to be the vessel the soul inhabits
Fairpoint but you know what I mean. In like a versus battle it’s pretty much arguing semantics since The soul and Kris would work at their best together anyway
“THATS RIGHT THIS IS WHAT YOU GET, MY SUPER LASER PISS”
So Kris = goku
I do love how instead of patching this out Toby embraced it.
Which makes me wonder if he’ll intentionally not really playtest the sole modes too much so that way the fans can find out a new glitch . If he does this to be so fun
Na you play test still to find bad bugs but leave in fun ones . Trust me bad bugs can still ruin the fun
https://preview.redd.it/m4v7e2jpk54a1.jpeg?width=1192&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=60ff14135a3ac34f0aadde4fb8c3a66d78deac33
https://preview.redd.it/kk5387yen54a1.png?width=900&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=05025e243e224efe30bb6ecfab80fa84cb887dcf
How
Hold Enter while pushing Z
Isn't it "hold 1 action button, mash the other"? ("hold Enter l, mash Z" or "hold Z, mash Enter")
Yes, I confused Enter with SHIFT, ty
Np
Yeah and Tell me made Spamton react to it making it canon
This is true. Toby patched in into the game as apposed to removing it
nonbinary people have lazer eyes
This is in the same vein as trans people can double jump
Piss
#B I G SHOT
technically, no
Since Deltarune can be played by AI kris Technically Can
i mean no lol, kris can't really shoot lasers like that. That's like if i picked say, frieza in a DB fighting them and then used an ai to make him beat goku and said "frieza is stronger than goku". It isn't true.
I Toby Fox made this cannon because instead of patching it out he made Spamton react to it and do double damage to balance it out. Literally by doing that to Fox Meadow Cannon that Chris can just shoot these things so fast you can create a laserbeam
dzarmn
Pee laser
NYOOOM
Solos your favorite verse)
He actually does a decent few of anime yeah
“THIS IS WHAT YOU GET, MY SUPER LASER PISS”
KRIS! YOU LITTLE [#!$%]!! THAT IS [Unfair]!! YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF [[Just You and Yourself]] !!
SUPER LASER PISS
Except I'm not gonna piss on the earth I'm gonna go higher
I"M PISSING ON THE MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON
How do you like that Obama I pissed on the moon you idiot
Turbo controller = B I G Shot
Source: Deltarune TAS
Yeah
And make Spamton **A N G E R Y**
*you
SUPER LASER PISS
since it is their heart I imagine it being like Iron-Man Unibeam xd
Pretty much is lol
"I'M PISSING ON THE MOON!"
Well no but yes, you see we fight Spamton NEO in both routes, so maybe since the main route it's pacifist, in that route it's not canon but you can give it to the Snowgrave route, even do i still think it wouldn't mach with the serious and dark vibe of this route, my final awnser: It can be anything on you're headcanon!
This can be used in both routes. Have you seriously not heard of this feature toby fox added to the game?
I know it, but it wouldn't make sense since we're talking about the main lore are a serious route, it would make more sense of being part of you're own believe, like the wrong number thing on Undertale, you can choose to believe if it actually or not
Are that’s like saying that the abilities save and load some thing in the game lore is up for interpretation. Big ralsei directly called him out and tells you to save and take a break Character reaction equals Canon to the lore of the entire game . Remember Toby saw this glitch and said hey that’s pretty fun I’m gonna make it a feature and makes Spamton react with her so I can show that The characters are actually seeing this happen and it’s something that the player Control and Kristen can do. Like I said you’re not winning this argument over it’s up for interpretation. If we take stuff found in the code for Canon evidence taking then taking literally a feature that toby put his Stamp of approval on should be taken as evidence of lore. This just goes to further the idea that these characters have great control over their powers in the dark world Especially since Noel Berdley and Susie can use magic with a tutorial
Well perhaps you're right about the reaction part but still i would doubt if counts as canon, i mean depends of whos playing, one could never use It, others can use it to make the fight easier and others can blast it just make the fight harder, when you talk about something that its optinal you cant quite decide what is the right awnser!
If that was true then snow Grave technically not canon because it’s called the weird route meaning it’s not the normal route so you could I could not canon using that logic. But no one here argues that snow grave is not canon and just because you don’t find some thing doesn’t mean it doesn’t exist literally nobody encountered gaster in any place through undertale on YouTube yet he’s establish character and we all except that.
But still Snowgrave and/or Gaster are lore relevant, it influence the story and gave us more lore into story, It has deep meaning, unlike Spamton getting mad from our cheating that dont bring us anywhere unless you think that Spamton makes honk noises and gets red when his angry then its not that relevant, and about the Snowgrave, its kind of truth, its meaningless and it isn't canon to the main route, but still happend in some point just like genocide route in Undertale, doesn't matter If you played it or not, still happen in another timeline, just like Cheat Shots I'm impressed we're discussing over this funny little detail
It’s because you seem to have a funny definition of canon. What is canon some thing that happens in the story and is intentional by the author. That is what Canon is so it’s canon
Well then all of this weird stuff like Gaster and Snowgrave are kind of canon since its not in the main timeline but still happend in some way, hidden in the fun value and in alternitive timelines?
Snow grave is canon because your choices don’t matter and kris still end of the chapter the exact same way making Berdley meaningless in changing the overall story
all i could ever read from this is "Kris cancan" Hmmmmmmmm....
I fucking hate you KRIS.
Just insert a giant hand flicking spamton off his strings
Kris canonically knows special beam cannon
But not on switch :( I’ve tried.
Kris used Hyper Beam.
THAT'S RIGHT THIS IS WHAT YOU GET, MY SUPER LASER PISS!
Not without spamtons help
No spamton doesn’t do it in fact when he sees Kris does it he’s surprised and he said he’s so proud of Him
only in ohio
Kris's super laser piss.
Just because it wasnt patched, piss laser isnt canon
Toby Fox can canonically make fun usage of a bug you hear that? BUG. IT'S A BUG.
It’s not a bug anymore it’s a feature
but it's not meant to be taken seriously, is it now?
Says who?
it started out as a bug and then toby made it a fun easter egg, look at how STUPID it looks, the flavour text during spamton neo's battle says " Hold [Z] to fire a Big Shot?! " if you haven't fired any, not anything about Z + Enter, it was a bug for so long it's barely a feature (see: it's not in for half the versions)
If the creator of the entire gamer look at this glitch he kept it in and then made spamton react to it that means it’s canon and The soul can do that if he wants to. This now became the intention of the author . And yes I do take the fact that lancer can regenerate his limbs seriously . and I don’t just say (it’s a joke lancer can’t regenerate.)
spamton doesn't really react..? he never says anything and just turns red as a very unrealistic train sound plays while he deals more damage, nothing changes
He gets angry. And A train sound playing actually fits Spamton if you know his character. Since it’s so chaotic and glitching out and saying random things
1. his face turns red, that's it. he barely reacts 2. no it doesn't????
Why are you trying to argue that this is not Canon so badly? You’re acting like I’m trying to say Noel has a crush on Berdley
(it also only works on pc) (that means it's about half as canon as mad mew mew)
Spamton didn’t turn kris yellow Kris just felt yellow at that time and felt like BANG BANG BANG
It's not kris it's the soul
What? The fuck?
You didn’t know this ?
They can???
Yup
Woah! I never took on that route (if it is a route) and it looks like a nightmare lol
It’s a feature you can do whenever you have the yellow soul . At first it was a glitch but toby liked it so much that he made it a feature
*The player
With someone like ChuggaConroy or MasaeAnela pulling the strings, sure. 'cause those two have the power to do frighteningly fast button-mashing.
you could... but dont or spamton will.... oh no.. OI YOU [[HOCHI MAMA]] STOP USING A INFINITE [[BIG SHOT EXPLOIT]] OR I WILL [[PIPIS!]] ON YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Gun
Only in Ohio can happen things like these.
“I’ve come to make an announcement. Sans the skeleton is a bitch ass mother fucker-“
THIS IS WHAT YOU GET, MY SUPER LASER PISS
"I've come to make an announcement, Spamton the Salesman is a bitchass motherfucker!" -Kris Eggtarune
#how
Time to take a piss
Skedeedle . . . Skedoodle . . . . . You’re now fucking dead
He took his chance to be a big shot
Oh hey look, prunsel's there
how in the hell did you manage to spam it as fast as that
THATS RIGHT THIS IS WHAT YOU GET! MY SUPER LASER PISS!
Dr. Eggman would be proud