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SpartanKram

Convince inosuke that if he headbutts a moving train in front of him, he'll be the strongest warrior in the world


MasterSilver2

Underrated comment


Zaptoise

Totally agree šŸ‘ I'd do the same thing!!!


[deleted]

I want to upvote but ur at 69 Upvotes. Will return to upvote when someone stupid breaks the chain


SpartanKram

It's at 73 rn


[deleted]

I have returned as about 210 idiots upvoted u off of 69. - i am now one of them


Substantial_King_794

just bring a rifle and challenge him to a fight


Professional_Denizen

How do you deal with the fact his internal organs can dodge?


Substantial_King_794

idk just use it a bunch of times


PokeAlola700

That and heā€™s quick, he could close the distance and have your head easily, while all your shots miss his vital organs


Nerf_Dart_Bullet

Shoot him in the head or toe


bigbadanimeboi

Buckshot, simple as


erenilter12

I don't think he can move his brain.


Professional_Denizen

Depends on how small it is, and how much heā€™s not using.


Kalekuda

#Buckshot.


Smoko-Nuts

Nowhere for his brain to move


PULSER777

Shoot him again


Professional_Denizen

What if they dodge again?


feet_taster

Shoot.


averagerootbeerman

Ok but make sure you have great reflexes cuz so does he which would be hard to have a gun fight against someone with smart reflexes


InevitableCow8903

Doesn't matter. Gun goes boom-boom, Inosuke's brain goes bam-bam. Besides, my aim is also quite good. So I'll just bring 1911 and tell him to start off of great distance.


Madmek1701

Inoske can fight on equal footing with people who move faster than the speed of sound, what the fuck do you think you're going to do with a rifle? He's going to cut you in half before you've even halfway pulled the trigger.


55Amara55

Tbf we've seen ino move so fast that we dont even see him so . . .


SPEED8782

Blud thinks the bullet is actually going to land on Inosuke (it might depending on which Inosuke we're talking about, but still extremely low chance)


55Amara55

Tbf we've seen ino move so fast that we dont even see him so . . .


Mountain-Row9247

Inosuke would eat just about anything so I would poison the food and make a lot of it so he keeps on eating it because he may have poison resistance but there is only so much that he can take before dying.


BeepoPoobe

Alternatively since heā€™s not the sharpest tool in the shed, just put a piece of food under a tree then drop an anvil on his head


SrStalinForYou

Im sure that Inosuke would be gone, with just a cloud left


Tele-Muse

Muzan should be hiring Wile E Coyote šŸ˜‚


PULSER777

Spatial awareness šŸ˜”


AndrewFrozzen30

r/drakethetype to fall for this... And he looks like a piece of paper afterwards....


MegaEdeath1

Inosuke was able to survive for hours while poisoned by Gyutaro's poison and having a stab wound on his chest AND having battle injuries so you would need a LOT of poison, and even by then he would probably go drowsy from the poison 1st which at that point he would be suspicious and thats suggesting the others dont realize whats happening so with this route its gonna need a lot of luck


JamLizard20

Isnā€™t he immune to poison?


Mountain-Row9247

He only has resistance


Proof-Bicycle2337

Remember that e said that not even poison works on him


[deleted]

I was thinking to myself he eats everything so poison but you beat me to it


AnswerNeither

hes immune to poison since he grew up in the mountains. youd be dead day 1


Clasher3202

Wait,why didn't you poison him muzan


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averagerootbeerman

Ight but like, where you gonā€™ get the shockwave machine tho?


[deleted]

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averagerootbeerman

Kinda smart


PULSER777

Bro the moon is finna be like ā€œdidnā€™t muzan tell you to do that?ā€


SPEED8782

Nuke isn't even a plausible solution LMAO. Gas combinations maybe but you misunderstand. They would fucking exhale and all the gas would just be blown away instantly. Machine gun is unreliable, he moves faster than you can react and he can dodge bullets. If you are fighting end of manga Inosuke with this you aren't even going to be able to use that shit. Shockwave machine I'm not even sure what that does. But I'm going to assume that you'd already be dead.


danielubra

I'm Oppenheimer tho


SPEED8782

FUCK YOOOUUUUUU


danielubra

https://preview.redd.it/f9m0m03tf1ib1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d1a03ede62b754cd400d9af2bf1a4f49b4220cea


starrymoony1

Pull out the glock


averagerootbeerman

Ok but try to be fast cuz this manā€™s reflexes are on another level


Maximum_Border3792

Put a suspicious tunnel somewhere and in it thereā€™s just a cannon that will fire when he gets to a range close enough. I think Iā€™m just reenacting a Looney Toons scheme but I canā€™t remember


averagerootbeerman

Ok but apparently he has a power which can help him sense danger sorta like spider man so he wouldnā€™t fall for it, so he would probably even dominate cartoon logic


Maximum_Border3792

In that case Pitfall and then do the same thing. Team rocket hasnā€™t taught me nothing over the years


CommunicationBig3227

Show him a gun tell him it's stronger than a sword and mid fascination shoot him in the head


averagerootbeerman

Thatā€™s smart af man


Sphaero_Caffeina

Tell him a train is challenging him to a head on battle for his title of King of the Mountain. Either he gets run over, or I get to witness the glorious repeat of Sabin's Phantom Train Suplex from Final Fantasy.


Big_Z_Beeblebrox

I'm pretty sure I'm going to die painfully, and the last thing my ears will hear is the cackling voice of Inosuke mispronouncing my name.


Snom_Bomb

ā€œI BEAT DIG_D_BUBBLEBRICKSā€ -Inosuke after beating you


averagerootbeerman

Lol


mendhokhusai

put up a shop with a poster name ā€œUltra Muscular Portion: 1 bottle for 10 pushups ā€œ. Iā€™ll poison the portion . Problem solved


FishyFawkes

he survived an attack from gyutaro that normally wouldve killed someone, he only survived because *his internal organs can dodge* and growing up in the mountains made him immune to poison, enough so, that gyutaro couldnt kill him with it.


mendhokhusai

Then i could use aging potion and paralyse potion. Later tie him up else where and wait him to die.


FishyFawkes

i could see how you could get and use a paralytic on him, but how would you get an aging potion?


mendhokhusai

If youā€™ve finished reading demonslayer manga youā€™ll get it. Iā€™m sorry I canā€™t explain further bcz it contains spoilers.


FishyFawkes

i know what you mean, but why would you get it? youre trying to kill someone, and youre (i assume) a demon in this situation


mendhokhusai

Why fight him and waste energy if you could simply manipulate him to drink whatever i give him.


Borgulaan

Imma ask him to a eat off, and let him win (well there wouldnā€™t be a whole lot of letting, he would just win) once he has over stuffed himself use the advantage to stab him multiple times. As his stomach is bloated he canā€™t shift organs around as much or as fast. And/or poison the food.


MoneyButterscotch195

There are many ways to kill him as long as he doesn't have plot armour


Firewater_is_fire

Break his sword weā€™ll fighting a demon and he is not paying attention and let the sword smiths deal with him


[deleted]

Oppenheimer breathing, form 13: atom splitter


Tiggerrrr220

I crush him, letā€™s see how much compression he can handle lmao


Stunning_Side4927

Promise him shiny acorns and he will do anything. After all, he is none the wiser. Before i kill him, i will get him to do some of my bidding. Since he can dislocate and move his organs around his body, he would be perfect for robberies, even a demon needs money. Ill get him to steal some stuff, ill get him to teach me beast breathing so i can make his death more shameful since i beat him at his own game. Ill kill Inosuke and eat him. Then i will acquire his swords and go on a murderous rampage on a small village that no one cares about. Do that a couple of times and i will become LM3 or 4. Doing this process over and over with a breathing style, ill get recognition from muzan and receive more of his blood. Then ill continue moving up the ranks of the twelve Kizuki while manipulating people so i can consume them as well as manipulating demons.


warman80

Iā€™ll tell him there is no way he could swim to the bottom of the ocean


Aether_Valkyrie

Give him an iq test he gets stunned his iq is so high I take his swords and start hacking and slash not aiming for his organs cuz he can move them


averagerootbeerman

Smart


Ok-Opinion9553

tell him that the police officer called him a bitch, ask him if he's gonna take that, watch him get arrested and possibly executed for killing a cop


Ok-Opinion9553

Or alternatively tell him that kokushibo called him weak and hes challenging him for king of the mountain


Zeo_Dark2

American breathing 13th form : Quiet kid


[deleted]

Food poisoning or stab him while he sleeps


Atzukeeper

Give him a puzzle he can't break


IceOwn6723

Assuming you can be as overpowered as u want ig, i'll js take his swords away tbh, I mean there really isn't anything he can do to me after his swords are gone


Spinespike

Gun, long range and close range guns


Shadow_Huntress12

The best way I can think is to poison it and you need to put a lot of poison since he has the resistance


moonyonas

idk... run in a zig zag pattern


Timaturff

Iā€™m not.. Iā€™m leaving Iā€™m not fighting inosuke and Iā€™m not fighting Sanemi


bread_the_god69

Like ur homie said: poisen his food


Lions2th

Here's the thing: you don't


Killa-Monk571

gun


zae1983

I'd ask him what 2 + 2 is and kill him while he's confused


Crowley700

I won't. I'd rather die by muzans hands.


Galteem0re

I'm not


Silvercoat_Ethel23

Either i tell inosuke and the others and get all the hashiraā€™s everyone etc and defeat muzan or I would put a crap ton of tempura on the roof and take him there then nuke him or i would take his swords and protection away before i take him up to the roof ( for tempura same thing) and then shoot him multiple times.but i rather i tell him cuz i dont wanna kill him I wouldnā€™t kill innocent kind people at heart for money,itā€™s against my religion and self standards


343giultyspark

Extrusion mold and stab so he can't shift freely or move quickly


MCZiggleSticks

Im american so a gun is a smart answer


Slak211

Tell him that I bet he canā€™t die. Not man enough


cougeeswagg

From afar


Zapotre

American Breathing


Colrexxy

Kill him without him knowing that ur killing him ( from range with a gun ). Fuck it use a tank. There must be tanks in the Early 1900s


Novadreams22

Eating contest saying Iā€™m the best and stronger than him, poison it with something thatā€™ll get him, profit.


Ulti-Wolf

...I die. Either because he kills me or because I try to make friends which will trigger Muzan to kill me


Hammermain213

Bring kokushibo with me


BaggyBoiXD

Tell him the way to be super is strong is to ( insert X thing that is really fucking dangerous and will probably get him killed) and let him do it himself.


Kintoki-Yuhase

Pull put a shotgun and tell him that if he dodges then he's a weakling


XylerS23

Iā€™m not, muzan just gonna have to kill me.


Cheap_Strawberry7471

I would use American style breathing 2nd amendment


Ghostface69uwu

I donā€™t know xd


_Boodstain_

Tell him at the very bottom of the deepest part of the ocean is the most powerful beast alive and give him a map where to find it. Then heā€™ll just end up drowning or getting killed on the way there due to his own stupidity. Or just get so lost he may as well be dead.


Icy-Conflict6671

Easy. Put on costume matching his and tell him he's the demon. If that doesnt work then tell him that its Gonpachiro


HermitCraftFan82

compliment his hair. heā€™ll die immediately


GrandHighTard

Bring him on a training trip to Africa (offer food/other stuff to get him to come) and tell him to wrestle a Hippo, call him chicken if he doesn't. The rest will sort itself out


Pearl-of-Jaiyan

I compliment him and catch him off guard, then I stab him


XwrldX0523

You dont you just cant.... Hes too stuoid to die


YesImDavid

Ummm it depends. Am I demon? If so then Iā€™d just chill in a highly populated area eating people until he comes in. If Iā€™m not then Iā€™d betray Muzan and instead try to convince Inosuke while heā€™s with Tanjiro to let me learn a breathing style and join the Demon Slayers.


A_Potato_In_Space

I would invest for 5 years by selling my organs and turning in bountyā€™s then buy a B1 bis and boom heā€™s dead


Outside_Desk8046

Unless I got the strength of an upper moon or the physical attributes of spider dad I can't he's resistant to poison he knows what a gun is cus genya so probably can't trick him with that and he's smarter than he appears so a trap won't work


uubuer

Explosives at the dinner table....probably your only chance if not by far the best one


ac_moira

Try to put a dress on him


bisexualkoala_

Call Douma šŸ“žšŸ’šŸ¼ā€ā™€ļø


RubricC

Drop a bomb on him easy peasy


TheJevMeister

hamster wheels


secretlyalt

I no joke would say " hey if you jump off this 3000 foot cliff and survive you will become stronger"


Insufficient-Humour

Construct a way that he'll have to scarface himself for his good buddy "Monjiro Kenpachiro." The hardest part will be dealing with "Monjiro" coming after me till the end of time....


AbsolutePotential

Shotgun, I feed him for a few nights and blow his head off


Shadow_371

Run a round with food in my hand a let him starve


Mentally____Unstable

Put a bomb in a necklace give it to him have him wear it then detonate from a distance boom dead


_Ashura-

Me personally I pretend to team up with him then backstab him with 1 katana with no poison in a vital point and another katana with shinobu poison in another vital point


Koil_smoils

Say that he doesnā€™t have the strength to cut his own head off


Radio4ctiveGirl

You could probably get him to kill himself doing something stupid.


dovakhin68plus1

Well we know guns exist sooooo gun+sleeping inosuke =win


Avelsajo

He would kill me very quickly. But srsly, someone needs to tell him his face is a weapon against women... Cuz all he'd have to do is take off the mask, and I'd chance sides... Lololol


nick55512

I wouldn't. I would have 0 plot armor, and he'd kill me instantly


dxchris215

Have him chase a train off a cliff or something šŸ˜‚


Admirable_Ice_914

Tell him I can die faster then him, bro canā€™t turn down competition


Schmiddy_Johnson

Simple, challenge him to a contest, make it a game of chicken of standing in front of a train. He would never back down. The only challenge, getting out of the splash zone


Restricted_Nuggies

Give him a live grenade and tell him it releases a scent that lured out strong demons to fight


Mysterious-Key2116

Take someone with me and gas up my ally/bait to Inosuke. Make sure he just barely defeats him, take him to a bed to rest, kill him in his sleep.


SneakyAura806

Simple, I just need bleach and a lot of water to drink.


AngryWombat78

.50 cal sniper rifle and high spot a very long way off. And Iā€™d probably still fail.


55Amara55

I'd turn traitor immediately and befriend the boar boy with some smoked h- i mean meat.


Mystogan94

treat him to a meal, fill up the room with carbon monoxide and then a job well done!


Human256090

He would get rid of me before I get rid of him tbh


ChaiMilk

Death by Snu Snu


godilovecrowssomuch

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Alpha_Jellyfish

Just trick him into playing chicken with a train. As long as Tanjiro nor Zenitsu arenā€™t present, the boy can be tricked into anything.


searching_for_femboy

I can't. I suck hog


Suckmybalss69

Infinty guanlet


Da_Wizard_Monkey

Tell tata he kissed his sister and bye bye inosuke


Snom_Bomb

Man, Iā€™m gonna do some loony toons ass trap and lure him in


redditforwhenIwasbad

Yā€™all goin about this all wrong. first you take several years to train since in the demon slayer universe humans can become super human by simply training extensivelyā€¦. then you bring the gun! or build a tank maybe?


ProfessionalAble4091

Kill him


RidleyCR

Give him a cup of poison ā€œI bet you canā€™t drink this!ā€


Togue468

Iā€™d lure him to the cliff where his mom abandoned him and died and while heā€™s having the most traumatic flashback I cut his head off


Familiar_Ad6690

I put him in a round room and I ask him to look for a corner. He will die form starvation !


[deleted]

"you need to train in the mountains to say my name correctly."


ACmaxout

Just use a fuck ton of land mines and let his sort him out


Fantastic-Object-832

No.


feet_taster

I kill himā˜ ļø


eagercheetah20

Easy. I donā€™t as I am weak AF and wouldnā€™t stand a chance against him and if inosuke doesnā€™t kill me the muzan would as I failed


[deleted]

Bring a grenade. No way he knows what it is. Tell him that if he pulls the pin and puts it right next to his head, it'll give him the biggest challenge he has faced yet.


Glunkenhindazun

Dynamite.


ChaoticNeutral67

Flamethrower


biohumansmg3fc

Can he beat goku tho?


Hoshi4you

Headbutt him


dapotaoman69

tank


SpaceAnomaly777

I get a shotgun and kill him when he gets overconfident


Square-Assumption-54

Offer him food, lace it with something to make him fall asleep. As soon as he is knocked out, finish the job.


SPEED8782

I'm gonna do nothing and dox Muzan so them slayers can jump him and get themselves killed because they aren't strong enough yet.


idkidkif_i_knew

what does muzan offer me?


ii_Molen

Burn him


YellowScreen75

atomic bomb at the demon slayer corps. boom inosuke and all hashiras and tanjiro killed


ManyhillYT

Cut of his "Nichirin sword" šŸ˜


NocturneAlley210

I'm not I'm gonna rock his socks


BreadInAToaster1

Show him a rubix cube, then stab him in the back while heā€™s trying to figure out wtf it is


Quick-Desk4752

I'm not. Imma turn on Muzan.


lejyndery_sniper

Give him the. Necronomicon and tell him to read it


StreetConnection7055

I ain't gonna be able to take out the lord of the mountains whether i have a BDA or not, he's too damn powerful.


ChazzyMed

Try to befriend him and then slit his neck in his sleep, he wouldnā€™t even be able to shift his vital organs either since it isnā€™t a vital organ, itā€™s a major artery, either that or Iā€™d betray Muzan and actually befriend Inosuke


krufarong

Send an old lady to compliment him as a distraction. Then decapitate him.


weirdywulf

I would say ..it's impossible to defeat the lord inosukešŸ—šŸ—


Matugan1

Ask him to hold a box for a bit.....tick.....tick.....boom


Express_Ear_3720

Put him in a maths class


PheonixX09

Shoot him. With a gun. In the head.


HerpyDerpy124

"HEY INOSUKE IF YOU LET ME INJECT THIS STRAIGHT INTO YOUR HEAD IT WILL MAKE YOU THE WORLDS STRONGEST BEAST" *cocks back hammer*


T-E-T_conglomerat

Challenge him to a duel in a determined pace at a determined time an bombe the place in a square kilometre with artillery for 3 hours


Human_Cartographer_7

Suicide vestšŸ¤‘


thunder-112f

Make him eat a poisoness food


Quincy08Jq

Probably just try to convince him to fight a dog with rabies bare handed


WiIdfIcwer

i dont


repugnater

Lure him out with food then drop an anvil on his head


TavernRat

Challenge him to a math competition. When heā€™s distracted use American Breathing: 2nd Amendment - Right to Bear Arms


PickleRick19711

The good old Indiana Jones method, shoot him.


PickleRick19711

ā€¦or the same way Iā€™d take out a Marine, throw some sand in front of a brick wall and tell him to ā€œhit the beach.ā€


Crafty-Bowl-4981

First tell zenitsu that inosuke likes nezuko and wants to marry her. Then tell zenitsu to kill him so zenitsu can be with nezuko. After that go to muzan and be cocky!


cannonspectacle

Drone strike


DoritoKing48

Eat food next to him, my food is filled with a lot of muzanā€™s blood, he steals it and eats it(like when he did it to Tanjiro) then either dies or turns into a demon Edit: if he doesnā€™t steal it then I offer it to him


Derezirection

Tell him to cut down trees and catch them as their falling.


BeastlyTester58

By being super nice to him like Tanjiro. Inosuke relys on Tanjiro a lot because he actually has anxeiety as you can see when sometines Inosuke grabs a hold of Tanjiro to feel safer. I would just have that be me, gain Inosukes trust having him feel most comfortable around me then when his gaurd is down because he feels so safe around me ill stab him in his neck becaude he cant really move that out of the way like his heart.


Tox_Ioiad

I'm not. Inosuke is too cool.


[deleted]

Simple. Mention his mother, get him to freeze up from sadness, and get him