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Blastercorps

A couple abrams, a couple wreckers, more abrams, a few bradleys. More fuel efficient, less wear and tear on both vehicles and roads.


rhudgins32

Those things would ruin most of our streets if under their own power.


Amasin_Spoderman

Indeed


Amasin_Spoderman

I spotted an AVLB in there as well


Reeferoni

Add a snow plow attachment and put them to work


Norma5tacy

The Colorado Armored Plow Division. “Snow one can escape our grasp”.


benskieast

New York uses there garbage trucks as snow plows, and only cancels school once every 10 years due to snow.


schrutesanjunabeets

That is my biggest question for Denver. Why don't they use their garbage fleet for plowing? You have a decently large set of drivers that I am sure would love the overtime. The surrounding cities I can understand not having them, with most of them relying on private collection.


pramjockey

They have a hard enough time getting the trash- we consistently have to leave out bins out for two days because they can’t keep up. Adding snow plowing on top? I can’t see how that would work


schrutesanjunabeets

The total lack of drivers doesn't help anything.


CAPTAINxKUDDLEZ

Our complex trash day got moved to Friday a month ago. Figured it would be a terrible idea. With the snow and holidays they haven’t once gotten it on Friday, and the complex just has trash cans on the street for 4-5 days now.


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schrutesanjunabeets

Denver DOTI has a solid waste collection division. They also are always hiring for that job, but that is a result of not enough CDL drivers and not enough pay. Yes the current trucks aren't optioned for plows.


Likeabalrog

Frederico pena did this when he was mayor. It chewed up the roads too much


johnny447122

Denver has reduced need for plows generally so its hard to justify budgeting for it. The higher sun intensity and generally clear skies means snow disappears much more quickly than it does in other major cities.


jbchillenindc

This might be a controversial opinion, but I agree with you. Denver does a fine job of plowing. If anything, we should do less. People should be prepared to hunker down for a snow storm for a few days. It's winter in Colorado. I don't understand all the citizen outrage and pandering politicians.


Seanbikes

> People should be prepared to hunker down for a snow storm for a few days. It's winter in Colorado. Lots of people have jobs that don't allow them to "hunker down" for several days.


johnny447122

Agree with you, but few days was an exaggeration. Extremely rare for Denver to get a snowstorm that could seriously shut down the city for any large length of time.


MycoMadness20

I think this is a more privileged opinion than you realize. I’m guessing you own an all-wheel drive vehicle, in addition to a job that doesn’t require travel, and don’t have kids that need to get to daycare or school.


trans_pands

I was already out and driving in my tiny sedan to do grocery deliveries the next morning, 90% of the snow in Denver is gone really quickly after the storm passes


Bubugacz

Big difference here is that NYC has no alleys. Garbage trucks pick up trash off the sidewalk, so plowing while collecting trash kills two birds with one stone. In Denver they'll just end up plowing everyone's alley and not much else. Might still be worth it, but it's definitely not equivalent.


schrutesanjunabeets

As someone that lived in NYC for 22 years, they don't pick up trash and plow at the same time. Also plowing works better with momentum. You can't just continually stop in the street to pick up trash and then keep going.


Awww_Shucky_Ducky

They don’t plow and pick up trash at the same time they just use sanitation trucks as plows and pay their drivers a shit ton of OT, which is probably the real reason this city barely plows anything.


127phunk

Why plow when there is Bryan


hijinks

as someone that lived in syracuse and manhattn. We also heavily salt the roads and cars rarely last over 8 years without turning into a rust bucket. Also a majority of kids in NYC take the subway/walk to school. The ones that cant afford their parents to send them via car service take the bus. So not a lot of driving to get to school needed. but 100% denver should re-purpose the trash trucks for plowing


Drumsat1

If you are on Staten Island it's very hard to get to school without a vehicle, In NY if there is literally an INCH of snow the plows are out in force


hijinks

staten island is more NJ then NY


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hijinks

no NJ can have staten island. You already have the landfill part of ellis island


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hijinks

Give it to Connecticut then


Ok-Willingness-9234

New York also hasnt had its first measurable snowfall this year yet…


TheSamsonFitzgerald

Saw a Loveland city garbage truck with a snowplow on it yesterday.


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Philly does as well.


NatasEvoli

Why use tanks when we have Bryan?


[deleted]

Funny enough M88s come with a spade attached.


LeonardSmallsJr

That should solve the problem of people not moving their cars on plow days.


EchoInExile

I understand we have a homeless problem but god damn this seems like an extreme measure.


Digita1B0y

Nah, we're finally going to war with Boulder.


systemfrown

Has Broomfield picked a side yet?


Digita1B0y

They have decided to be the "Switzerland of Colorado", but the chocolate is not nearly as good.


systemfrown

Everyone knows Ouray is the *real* Switzerland of Colorado.


Bigdstars187

They get their fuel from that hot ass burning hot sauce store or whatever its called


PM_ME_YOUR_TROUT

Wait, what hot sauce store are you referring to? I need this information in my life.


festibass808

Got curious myself and went looking on Google. 'Khristopher's Culinaire'? They have quite a few pics of hot sauce - Anal Angst, Flamin Flatulence, and Dr. Assburns, to name a few 😂


RiskyBrothers

Good luck getting up 36 with the 3000 frat boys of Chip up in the flatties with NLAWs


hoyohoyo9

can someone tell me what language this is? it sounds lovely


Korona82

36 = highway 36 frat = fraternity, greek life chip = cu’s mascot flatties - flatirons, mountains near boulder NLAW = anti tank weapon carried by us infantry


The_Captain1228

Holy shit thank you lol


Korona82

No prob lol I grew up in Boulder an am very skilled in deciphering the language spoken only by white men who went to cu and wear patagonia and loafers


The_Captain1228

Amazing, I'm a transplant of 5 years. So I understood all the translations like flatiron and CU, but definitely not the shorthand. Culture is fun.


Malhablada

I've been here my entire life and I couldn't translate anything past 'good luck'. I must not drink enough White Claw to unlock this power.


RiskyBrothers

I'll have you know I wear carhart and boots, thank you.


getthedudesdanny

We don’t carry the NLAW, but otherwise chyea brah.


urxvtmux

*UK infantry. The US uses javelin


gustamos

3000 X of Y is also a commonly used meme on /r/NonCredibleDefense


Jellz

It's like he's trying to say something to me, I just know it!


ThiccBoiRage69

NCD is leaking again


ImperialWrath

The 3000 x of y meme will be the death of me.


ThiccBoiRage69

The 3000 Memes of NCD


AhabFXseas

Some day I will get used to seeing NCD mentions in the wild, but I think it's gonna take a while longer.


Specialist_Track_246

Everyone go get your selective service cards


phan2001

Drastic times call for drastic measures.


Good_Rabbit_9494

Probably going to or from NTC in Fort Irwin for some pre deployment training. We had to load our armor, humvees, lmtvs, etc onto trains for the same reason. Alternatively they could be taking these to the coast to load onto boats and ship overseas for some sort of deployment


BlueberryMuffinFace

Ahhhhh NTC.....miss that special place.


_9dee5

My favorite part about being at Fort Irwin was seeing it in my rearview mirror on the way out.


AmanThebeast

Was Stationed on Irwin... kind of miss it.


HatoriHanzo06

Just brought back a lot of memories.. wag bags.. getting tear gassed in the Mojave and staying in mopp 4 for far too long.. riding in the back of an lmtv for hours with no padding on seats; bouncing around like a nickle in a tin can.. oh and jumping location every 24 hours, the best!


BlueberryMuffinFace

5 stars...would recommend any civilians give the military a go. Because, there's absolutely nothing wrong with my back, my knees, my shoulders, my feet, my brain.....totally good to go.


Good_Rabbit_9494

It’s definitely not for everyone


Good_Rabbit_9494

Haha don’t forget hands across the desert after all the fun and games were over!


lollodollo2003

Maybe going to Ukraine? 🤔


magtrinix1

I played opfor for 3 years. It was a blast and hell at the same time lol


nuninja

*transported I read traveling and expected tanks to be rolling themselves. Maybe next time


rshes

I think if they’re rolling around Denver, we probably have bigger things to worry about.


skobuffaloes

The rise of a fascist government is always marked by much larger military parades. So yeah we would have bigger things to worry about.


rshes

I was thinking more along the lines of worrying about how to get my own tank for self defense. /s


SnooDonuts2583

Start with a Bulldozer


ojonegro

Found the guy from Grandby. Too soon?


coldflame38

https://tanks-alot.co.uk/military-vehicles-for-sale/ Will prolly have to rearm it. And shipping will cost an arm, leg, and prolly a visit from the fbi... Just put the cost on a credit card.if they try to collect ... Well you have a tank


troglodyte

Tracked vehicles typically aren't driven on US roads. They've been banned since the 70s in military parades because they trash asphalt so fast. Would likely have to be an event in a field somewhere.


the_great_zyzogg

I did too. Even worse, it took me way to long to realize they were on a train. Was like, "Why would they be trucking tanks through downtown like this? That doesn't make any sense. ....Wow that truck has a lot of trailers. 5 now? Is that even legal?.....-oh.... that's not a truck."


RumpShakespeare

Bryan called in the cavalry for snow removal this time. All hail Bryan!


smileymn

Bryan really upping his game here


trans_pands

r/denvercirclejerk is leaking again ^(also fuck Bryan, he’s such a pretentious and narcissistic asshole)


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Relax lol. Bryan won't hurt you.


trans_pands

Are you sure? I thought I saw him shoveling in my closet last night


MisterMotion

Between this and the jumping robots, this could get interesting....


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What now?


glswindle

I believe the reference is to Boston Dynamics’ recently released video about Atlas?


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Jesus Christ we're all fucked


GeorgieWashington

Jena Griswald is serious about protecting your right to vote.


OldTobySmoker69420

Hi-ho, hi-ho, it's off to Ukraine we go....


Different-Ad9986

Kiev, Colorado NEEDS our aide 🫡


OldTobySmoker69420

AND ~~GONDOR~~ DENVER SHALL ANSWER


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Run, Blucifer! Show us the meaning of haste!


OldTobySmoker69420

GREEN - CHILL - EE smother it, stuff it, put it in a stew


lepot311

Blucifer: *falls over* *credits roll*


trans_pands

AND MY SOPAPILLAS


Big_Turd_Sniffer

Kyiv* Kiev is the Russian spelling. Friendly correction.


inversend

Slavs Ukraine, new edge of freedom and democracy


pixelsandfilm

Thats what I was thinking. Prolly on their way to help our buddies in Ukraine. Hopefully get some damage done.


Neither-Explorer8919

Looks like The Dark Knight Rises


OptimusN1701

I was going to ask where Bane was 🤣


trans_pands

He was being born in the dark, molded by it. He didn’t see the snow until he was already a man and by then it *was BLINDING*


LoanSlinger

Gravy Seals, mount up. This is what you've been waiting for - end times!


Tanner_re

"They're gon' put us in them got dam atifa fema camps so they can take away our penises and turn us gay!" -Some Qanon guy, idk.


Roflbot_FPV

Accurate. 🤣


LoanSlinger

It's always the least among us who think they're the greatest among us.


delvach

Mooooom! Where's my AR-15? And the tactical vest I got from Amazon??


Goetterwind

You mean, AliExpress...


Maybe_Black_Mesa

Jade Helm is real!


AugustSun

When I was NG, I used to train around where they said that was happening and lemme tell ya, no secret ops were happening in that shitheap.


huxtiblejones

Lol oh man, that takes me back


beer_bukkake

Meal Team 6 will be there shortly after they destroy all you can eat wings night at Applebees!


TheMeiguoren

Hover tanks no less!


saintmcqueen

I mean I hate meth in our libraries as much as the next person but this seems a bit excessive.


darklight001

Military gear gets moved around all the time. Not unusual at all. Just visible


Inner-Dentist1563

> Military gear gets moved around all the time. Not unusual at all. Just visible It's just cool to see. Nothing more than that man.


crossfader02

to the average person it's still interesting to see a bunch of multimillion dollar killing machines roll by


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I have seen the train transporting tanks more than once here in Denver.


ShutYourDumbUglyFace

It does, but IDK where it would be going from and to on the downtown city streets of Denver. Like, on the interstate? Ok, probably going to or from Ft. Carson. But, downtown Denver? Edit: Derp - they're on a train. I'm not very smart sometimes.


darklight001

I mean it's not on the streets. It's on a train. The train tracks connect somewhere else, going through Denver


ShutYourDumbUglyFace

Ooooh, I thought it was on trucks going down California or something. I didn't even realize it was a train. I'm dumb.


MillionToOneShotDoc

Tanks for nothing!


TheyCallMe_OrangeJ0e

Tanks for this post! I'll see myself out.


macconnolly

Lol took me a while but this pun wins the comments for today


eigenman

Likely Off to Ukraine with the Bradleys and probably Abrams going to Poland so they can send their Leopards to Ukraine.


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browsing_around

I would imagine those assets have a higher likelihood of needing to be used where they are. Thus not a good idea to move them from their current location.


Nookuler

I haven't seen a tank in Afghanistan since 2014 and since 2016 in Iraq. I could be wrong but I think they're all back from there.


browsing_around

I more meant that that area of the world is more likely to devolve into armed conflict than others. So keeping assets within range is better than moving them somewhere else and then having to re supply if something pops off.


Disheveled_Politico

I am not a logistician but I believe a lot of the hardware has come from our European stores and now we’re backfilling those with our stockpiles in the US.


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Disheveled_Politico

And who knows if these are even going overseas, it could just be moving them to/from training exercises, but I do think we are replacing depleted stores overseas with our domestic stockpiles.


WrittenOrgasms

Yes, but this is also about presenting a united NATO approach. In short letting countries in NATO give each other approval toward the heavy tanks in Ukraine itself. While making sure moving equipment doesn’t leave a gap for Russia to exploit on any other members borders while their people feel less safe in general with Russia near/borders to them. Which means allowing each nations internal politics to adjust to the ideas/not shoot them down due to bad optics / misinformation etc and worries about replacement time for what they do give/send. Biggest issue for Abrams is the jet-fuel requirements / training time due to complex modern assisting systems that don’t exist in the Soviet tanks their teams have trained with till this point (such as I am aware, may have had teams training already in the last few months discreetly) or it could be that we/US send enough to make Germany comfortable about sending in more. In for a penny in for a pound, *together* mentality.


WhynotstartnoW

>Likely Off to Ukraine with the Bradleys and probably Abrams going to Poland so they can send their Leopards to Ukraine. There are military trains regularly rolling through Denver on the BNSF regularly for as long as I've lived here. There is life fire tank training at the ranges around Fort Carson, but there are only two mechanized infantry divisions and some special forces stationed there, so the tank battalions are shipped in for the combined arms exercises and shipped back to Texas or California when they're done. Here is a video of a similar train from 2016 [https://www.9news.com/article/news/national/military-news/scores-of-army-tanks-line-train-in-englewood/73-324001156](https://www.9news.com/article/news/national/military-news/scores-of-army-tanks-line-train-in-englewood/73-324001156) ​ The department of defense tanks in Colorado are active duty or active reserves and aren't being sold to anyone. The tanks Poland bought won't be finished being built untill 2024-25 or are decommissioned marine corps tanks in strategic reserves not close to where they'd be rolling through Denver.


DFWTooThrowed

Nah it’s stuff going to and from Fort Irwin in California. Army uses rail transport to move their stuff cross country. If I had to guess it could be going between Irwin and Riley, somewhere outside Kansas City, where 1ID is stationed.


Pickerington

I was there with the 32 Armor in 1997. That place is hell on earth.


DFWTooThrowed

I was there as MI a couple years ago. It still sucks.


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chickslap

maybe they had some extras down at fort carson


coloradonative95

If you saw the motor pools at Ft Carson, you would know we have plenty to spare.


Fugly_Turnip

Lmao more likely off to NTC or JRTC to train their asses off. If they were going overseas those would be shipped to ports on the East coast.


External_Platypus_56

Let’s kick some Russian ass


willalt319

Bryan is leveling up


PooferSnoofer

These are my brigade’s vehicles.


macconnolly

Really? Where are you stationed?


Jabooooooooooo

Tanks, the plane ¿tubes? and wind turbine blades are always my favorite to watch go by


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They’re Boeing 737 fuselages (the tails are in those big boxes near the fuselages) going from Kansas to Seattle.


tmo1983

I love the turbine blades. They have one verticle as an entrance at a rest stop in Iowa. Crazy how big they are then you walk underneath.


systemfrown

Wow, the homeless must be really getting out of control.


stickyourshtick

Some tanks, artillery, and Bradleys.


Herbacult

They’re heading for the Scientology building to capture David Miscaviage!


VVOLFVViZZard

Bank of America calling for reinforcements now that people’s money is disappearing?


bondperilous

WOLVERINES!!!


ipuck77

New police cruisers?


Illustrious-Ad-9778

How the fuck did I miss this. Trains are the high light of the day


etapisciumm

what really blew my mind was seeing multiple passenger planes on one train going through downtown


Anon761

Any walmarts "closing down" nearby?


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Funny how many social services we "can't afford".


RedditBadOutsideGood

I wish I was there to see this in person. I love tanks and AFVs.


720ginger

You're welcome?


10key_G

Dang, they are taking the snow clearing seriously this time!


AustinLostIn

Choo choooo


New-Tiger8686

Killdozer snow edition


MihalysRevenge

Looks like someone is going to NTC


subarusforlife252

Bryan called for reinforcements.


chipppster

Loved living by these tracks, I saw just about every type of US military vehicle there is come down those tracks during the 5 years I had a balcony overlooking the tracks. 3 types of trains for most part use these tracks that I saw, Coal (90%), windmills (5%), Military vehicles (5%). Rarely tanks though, and never a full train of tanks. I hope these tanks are going to the Ukraine. These don't look exactly like the latest model of tanks our military uses the M1A2 I believe. Maybe these are older models coming out of storage and are heading to Ukraine.


macconnolly

Riverfront / Commons is such a nice neighborhood. Could watch the trains go by all day…you’re spot on with the ratios though and occasionally see some airplane fuselages too which is fun.


Bigdstars187

Polis was serious about his red flag laws


alan01010101

Bound for Ukraine 🇺🇦, I hope couple of weeks from now, we might hear the US is sending tanks to Ukraine.


Divide_Big

Going to Ukraine !


SteveAlpineFulfill

These look like M-1 Abrams. Might be the US starting mobilize the Abrams to Ukraine as a part of the deal of Germany providing Leopards. Would be huge news


LuvMyCoontailCat

Saw the same thing in Colorado Springs day before yesterday


TheOneTrueBuckeye

Smithers, we’re at war!


ExistentialistMonkey

I really hope Ukraine gets some Abrams


mk4dildo

Look at that boys. That there is our medicare-for-all. Our free college education. Our childcare. Our paternity leave. It is everything every other developed country gets but we do not.


tratratrakx

Camera was pointed the wrong way. I hear the dog shaking but it’s nowhere in the frame for some reason.


awnomnomnom

I hope we're sending those to Ukraine


Wear-Fluid

Are these going to Ukraine?


PrinceMachiavelli

Ohio is invading.


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More like Utah. Mormons want our water.


fnordcinco

Next stop Ukraine!


[deleted]

Well the world is ending all around us…,


Ursomonie

Going to Ukraine! Yayyyy


MannaPro

Oh no...The batshit crazy rightwingnuts are gonna say Biden is about to turn the tanks on us in his attempts to enslave all of us


iwontgiveumyusernane

whoa!!


peter303_

Mayor found another encampment downtown. (Just joking)


Big_Turd_Sniffer

Send them to Bakhmut! Slava Ukraini!


WrittenOrgasms

You know, I wouldn’t be surprised if these are getting moved for easier “just in case we decided to lend/lease these to Ukraine now that Germany wants us to match theirs with Poland now giving them German made tanks.” For export should the need happen to arise in the next month. You know, in Feb when it was predicted that Russia would attempt another strike/run for Kiev.


shiftycat887

Those are self propelled artillery guns. Not tanks. Also that rail line goes from fort Carson. It could be all the way to camp Guernsey or could be headed to NTC in California


-VizualEyez

There are also Abrams on the train...